Thread: Stupid Shit That Has Nothing to do with Pussy
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01-17-26 15:32 #40Senior Member

Posts: 1080My two cents
For what its worth the cost of everything goes up and that includes pussy. Keep in mind a provider worth anything keeps herself clean (that means soap, shampoo, deodorant, and similar items) also I prefer incall dates and that means the provider has to cover cost of the room (notel or home) and for those that like outcalls the provider is going to want someone to pay for the cost of travel.
Originally Posted by DabMonger
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Now my opinion is that a QV = 80 to 120 roses. HH = 100 to 180. FS = 160 to 250. Now a provider that is charging high end costs yet provides low end services that in my opinion is definitely GPS. So, what is low end service? Staying at cheap notel, makes you wait that extra 10 minutes before giving out room number, she is not ready for you, room smells of smoke or weed or perspiration, the bed is a mess and unmade. She requires you to provide and install your rain gear, BJ is more handjob, she expects you to do all the work. No cowgirl or reverse cowgirl and cleanup is a paper towel or toilet paper of maybe the notels wash cloth.
High end is is a better notel and she may meet you in the lobby or gives you room number as soon as you arrive. She is ready in a sexy outfit or requested clothing, room smells clean. Beds are made and she may or may not have mood lights. But definitely the lights are lower. She providers the rain gear and usually offers a BBBJ that is alot of mouth work and she puts rain gear on for you. She offers you choice of position and has no issue with what you choose. Cleanup is a warmed towel (usually wash cloth) or disposable wipes) and a kiss at the door. She makes you feel like coming back.
Now because a provider may have GPS does not mean that everyone should avoid her but if in my opinion someone suddenly raises the donation without raising services is someone I will report as suffering from GPS and I will let you decide if you want to see her or negotiate and see if she lowers he donations.
That's my two cents on the topic.
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01-10-26 15:12 #39Senior Member

Posts: 943Rant
I get tired of reading about how GPS is rampant and that all mongers should boycott whoever based on a monger's subjective opinion. First of all as has been explained but some guys can not grasp the concept but coming in here and telling us to boycott pussy is basically falling on dead ears as we are a very small portion of the at large mongering community. Just look at the numbers on the front page of this forum. Secondly, if you can not afford to monger than I suggest you make a career change to enable your affordability because I for one will never boycott pussy and let's not confuse desperation with just plain having a net worth that allows one to monger as one wishes. What I am saying is you can keep coming in here and screaming "boycott" all you want but that makes you the one who looks desperate. For affordability. Sorry just a small rant.
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12-12-25 17:49 #38Senior Member

Posts: 1217Did IT use a Bozo the clown guidebok to draw those eyebrows on?? Damn I know they say an ass for every seat. I say Detroit. LOL.
Originally Posted by OscarOcala
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Jesse.
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12-12-25 14:29 #37Senior Member

Posts: 271Funny and weird
https://ocala.craigslist.org/hws/d/o...901009581.html
Not to sure if this is a woman or a man but if you do see this person be sure to be "mature and human kind". I guess if you're a Martian you can't see this provider.
Trying to spread some humor!
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11-25-25 17:24 #36Senior Member

Posts: 943Moron
Better yet FUCKSTICK massage parlor and strip joint guy attempting to insult me from hundreds of miles away. Must be a slow day in Hernando county LMFAO haters going to hate. When he grows up maybe he can have a SB too.
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11-24-25 19:23 #35Senior Member

Posts: 103What a douche.
Originally Posted by DabMonger
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05-08-25 11:41 #34Regular Member

Posts: 22She comes with a free low-rider upgrade.
Originally Posted by OscarOcala
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05-08-25 00:14 #33Senior Member

Posts: 271True!
You got that right!
Originally Posted by VeryHorny
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05-07-25 16:20 #32Senior Member

Posts: 1080Smart car. I don't know if she would fit in a Suburban.
Originally Posted by OscarOcala
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05-06-25 21:14 #31Senior Member

Posts: 838Bingo!
Sombrero, all I would add to your excellent commentary is one of the very important rules here on USA. When you are a newbie with zero to 10 reports, you should keep your requests to yourself and if you can't do that, don't ask we SMs to help you out. There are many reasons and when I see "newbies" asking all kinds of significant questions on providers, it sends up all kinds of warning flags to me. The other reason is lose lips sink ships, and newbies are the epitome of such an animal. Everything a newbie needs to learn is already here on the site. All they have to do is spend 15 minutes searching for, finding and actually Reading the intel already here. The rule of thumb for newbies is to simply RTFF and do your homework. All SMs would be well-served to stick to such protocol, but hey, this is only one horny man's opinion.
Peace out.
Originally Posted by SombreroGato
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05-06-25 20:53 #30Senior Member

Posts: 838You'd better have an F-250
To each his own but. DAAAAAMN, that's too much woman for ANY man! Your comment about needing something a bit more roomy than a smart car is spot on brother! LMAO.
Originally Posted by OscarOcala
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05-06-25 14:06 #29Senior Member

Posts: 271Car date?
I was going to see her but I don't think it is possible in my Smart Car. Just a bit of comedic relief.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...-/764563709486
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12-16-20 11:06 #28Senior Member

Posts: 235Agreed
A great provider is one who knows how to give a great BJ.
I used to drive down to Orlando for the best 30 minutes of BJ I have ever had from Shyla a BBW. And she had a move on her that was to die for.
She takes pride in her BJ skills. I told her to teach a class. I drove from Clermont to Orlando to just see here as many times as I can.
She does have a website.
OM67.
Originally Posted by VeryHorny
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12-16-20 07:02 #27Regular Member

Posts: 19Hit and runs
On sites like these is understandable the senior members would be cautious and leery of new comers, it's only natural given the context. However as newbies there is more than enough prior knowledge to be able to help yourself for the most part like a library, and then over time adding your own reviews and experiences. Those that leave after 1 or 2 posts come off as low effort dummies wanting to contribute nothing and just get there sick wet. Of course it could be the fact most people now adays having the attention span and patience of a gnat, especially the younger ones.
Originally Posted by VeryHorny
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12-14-20 12:19 #26Senior Member

Posts: 10801 post wonders
I am in awe of those that make only one or two posts and ask for info on a provider. Then when they do not get what they want they simply disappear.
Are these real monger newbies that are afraid they may be identified? Of someone that is searching for info to use for their own purpose?
All of us mongers started out asking about providers. And, all of us mongers were rebuffed the same way that we rebuff newbies today.
I am asking about those that ask about a provider then seemingly vanish.
All mongers stay safe and let's keep information flowing in these trying times.








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