Massage Parlor Reports

**ParadiseLover** · 05-06-25 15:41

Originally Posted by FCH300 [View Original Post]

I had the same reaction the first time I saw her. Had a hell of a time trying to catch up / keep up but that woman can drive you crazy. In a good way!!

Only Lisa, April, and Eva when I called.

**Mikss808** · 05-06-25 11:41

Originally Posted by Enona1 [View Original Post]

She actually contacted me yesterday. She was back in Thailand for awhile. She's at Paradise Thai in Waimalu. Supposedly legit place based on the Yelp reviews I saw. Only open until 6:00 pm according to website. I have her contact info so I can make my own appointments. Not sure whatnname she's going by at the new place, sorry. She does do a great massage and has a freaky side. Confirmed price still $200.00!

Is she the same Zuzanna that was at Saitara?

**TheThinker808** · 05-06-25 00:59

Originally Posted by RyanH808 [View Original Post]

Do they have an ad? Or https://www.yelp.com/biz/fantastic-spa-2-honolulu-2 ?

I just called and they said there wasn't an Abby working there.

**FCH300** · 05-05-25 18:57

Originally Posted by RyanH808 [View Original Post]

From thai stretching that escalated qickly LOL.

I had the same reaction the first time I saw her. Had a hell of a time trying to catch up / keep up but that woman can drive you crazy. In a good way!!

**RyanH808** · 05-05-25 14:36

Originally Posted by KaraSnsd [View Original Post]

Go see the young pretty Abby. She got great tits to suck on. Good HJ and friendly attitude. I think she is 25 or 26 years old.

Do they have an ad? Or https://www.yelp.com/biz/fantastic-spa-2-honolulu-2 ?

**RyanH808** · 05-05-25 14:32

Originally Posted by FCH300 [View Original Post]

This is a general reply. I haven't seen any of the girls in the current ad and can't comment on the services that they may provide. However, I have been a frequent visitor to Thai Orchid since they opened in their current location and I was lucky enough to meet "Zuzzana" who was initially introduced to me as "Linda". She wasn't a looker but her service was OUTSTANDING. She is still around somewhere (maybe in Waipahu).

Anyway, Zuzzana was solid Thai stretching massage to the point of painful followed by deep rimming, TMUA, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, DATO, BBFS, Greek MSOG, bat shit crazy fucking all for $200. Since Zuzzana left for greener pastures and more privacy, I have returned to Thai Orchid on a semi-regular schedule in search of another unicorn. Unhappily, I have repeatedly been disappointed to only find major league upsellers who seem to feel that it is somehow worth $300 for them to provide a fully nude (but out of reach. Look, no touch) jackhammer handjob after smearing baby oil on my ass for 10 minutes.

Don't get me wrong, the girls have generally been younger (under 40) and reasonably attractive, but I've generally gotten the feeling that this is kind of a "summer job" for them. Not really a long term career choice but something to do to get gas / tuition / car payment money. No effort at customer contact as soon as the cash changes hands and the feeling that she would rather be doing almost anything else, like laundry or such.

Let me know if things have changed. I'll hurry right over. Until I hear that something has improved, I'll continue my quarterly unicorn check and contribute as little as possible to the continuation of the disappointment that has been Thai Orchid for the past couple of years.

From thai stretching that escalated qickly LOL.

**Enona1** · 05-05-25 14:19

Originally Posted by FCH300 [View Original Post]

This is a general reply. I haven't seen any of the girls in the current ad and can't comment on the services that they may provide. However, I have been a frequent visitor to Thai Orchid since they opened in their current location and I was lucky enough to meet "Zuzzana" who was initially introduced to me as "Linda". She wasn't a looker but her service was OUTSTANDING. She is still around somewhere (maybe in Waipahu).

Anyway, Zuzzana was solid Thai stretching massage to the point of painful followed by deep rimming, TMUA, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, DATO, BBFS, Greek MSOG, bat shit crazy fucking all for $200. Since Zuzzana left for greener pastures and more privacy, I have returned to Thai Orchid on a semi-regular schedule in search of another unicorn. Unhappily, I have repeatedly been disappointed to only find major league upsellers who seem to feel that it is somehow worth $300 for them to provide a fully nude (but out of reach. Look, no touch) jackhammer handjob after smearing baby oil on my ass for 10 minutes.

Don't get me wrong, the girls have generally been younger (under 40) and reasonably attractive, but I've generally gotten the feeling that this is kind of a "summer job" for them. Not really a long term career choice but something to do to get gas / tuition / car payment money. No effort at customer contact as soon as the cash changes hands and the feeling that she would rather be doing almost anything else, like laundry or such.

Let me know if things have changed. I'll hurry right over. Until I hear that something has improved, I'll continue my quarterly unicorn check and contribute as little as possible to the continuation of the disappointment that has been Thai Orchid for the past couple of years.

She actually contacted me yesterday. She was back in Thailand for awhile. She's at Paradise Thai in Waimalu. Supposedly legit place based on the Yelp reviews I saw. Only open until 6:00 pm according to website. I have her contact info so I can make my own appointments. Not sure whatnname she's going by at the new place, sorry. She does do a great massage and has a freaky side. Confirmed price still $200.00!

**Yama6** · 05-05-25 07:02

Originally Posted by KaraSnsd [View Original Post]

Go see the young pretty Abby. She got great tits to suck on. Good HJ and friendly attitude. I think she is 25 or 26 years old.

Has any one had any play there at Fantastic 2? If yes, what's on the menu and the pricing. I've passed there several times but haven't gone in. What's their charge for a "legit" massage pfor an hour. I am curious and might just drop in and what to be prepared.

**FCH300** · 05-05-25 00:56

Originally Posted by PuhiUha [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub.../13245617.html

Any information on Thai Orchid in Pearl City? And for any of the girls in the ad.

Mahalos in advance.

This is a general reply. I haven't seen any of the girls in the current ad and can't comment on the services that they may provide. However, I have been a frequent visitor to Thai Orchid since they opened in their current location and I was lucky enough to meet "Zuzzana" who was initially introduced to me as "Linda". She wasn't a looker but her service was OUTSTANDING. She is still around somewhere (maybe in Waipahu).

Anyway, Zuzzana was solid Thai stretching massage to the point of painful followed by deep rimming, TMUA, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, DATO, BBFS, Greek MSOG, bat shit crazy fucking all for $200. Since Zuzzana left for greener pastures and more privacy, I have returned to Thai Orchid on a semi-regular schedule in search of another unicorn. Unhappily, I have repeatedly been disappointed to only find major league upsellers who seem to feel that it is somehow worth $300 for them to provide a fully nude (but out of reach. Look, no touch) jackhammer handjob after smearing baby oil on my ass for 10 minutes.

Don't get me wrong, the girls have generally been younger (under 40) and reasonably attractive, but I've generally gotten the feeling that this is kind of a "summer job" for them. Not really a long term career choice but something to do to get gas / tuition / car payment money. No effort at customer contact as soon as the cash changes hands and the feeling that she would rather be doing almost anything else, like laundry or such.

Let me know if things have changed. I'll hurry right over. Until I hear that something has improved, I'll continue my quarterly unicorn check and contribute as little as possible to the continuation of the disappointment that has been Thai Orchid for the past couple of years.

**Puhi Uha** · 05-04-25 15:13

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub.../13245617.html

Any information on Thai Orchid in Pearl City? And for any of the girls in the ad.

Mahalos in advance.

**SexBozo** · 05-03-25 15:34

Originally Posted by KaraSnsd [View Original Post]

Go see the young pretty Abby. She got great tits to suck on. Good HJ and friendly attitude. I think she is 25 or 26 years old.

Aloha I would like see Abby at what location and $ thanks.

**KaraSnsd** · 05-02-25 20:22

Originally Posted by GuapoMarx [View Original Post]

After all these months I think they are still waiting for their first customer. Was eating next door at the Thai place. FYI some of the Thai massage ladies stop in now and then. Anyway Fantastic 2 is a very small shop. Maybe 25 feet deep. I saw 3 quite youthful ordinary looking women. One quite tall. To be clear, I'm never going there. Really doubt they have a shower. No privacy. There is a parking spot in the back or on the street. Not where I want to be recognized. Even if they did massage and HE for 100 I wouldn't go. Nothing more private than going in an office building, getting off one floor away, walk the stairs to the spa. Hopefully no spy cams like at Sally's place where they see everyone walking up and down the hall. I was at one spa that had closed circuit tv of the entrance and parking lot. Kind of a turn off to see fat slobs walking in. Stay at home mamasans have the technology on their phones and quickly learn who all the good and bad customers are just like we learn who all the 49 ers or Raiders area.

Go see the young pretty Abby. She got great tits to suck on. Good HJ and friendly attitude. I think she is 25 or 26 years old.

**GiAnt34** · 05-02-25 11:21

Originally Posted by GuapoMarx [View Original Post]

No going on spec. Not knocking on windows. Pretty sure I can do better.

You definitely can do better.

Only 2 massage therapists. Chinese speaking with one that has an OK understanding of English and one that does not speak English. It can get distracting when people are talking in the front or in the hallway. They leave the room to tend to other things. They do not turn off their phone and sometimes answer calls or texts. They talk to each other through the door.

**Guapo Marx** · 05-02-25 01:26

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

If you are not getting a response by calling or texting the shop, I would recommend stopping by during the day.

Politely knock on the window that looks down the hallway. If one of the therapists is available, she will come to the front and open the door for you.

After your massage, if you feel like returning, ask your therapist for her phone number.

If you see the other therapist and feel like you may want to see her in the future too, ask her for her phone number.

No going on spec. Not knocking on windows. Pretty sure I can do better.

**GiAnt34** · 04-30-25 22:37

Originally Posted by GuapoMarx [View Original Post]

Should I walk in? It's it a waste of time calling. Should I try the back door? Seems they are making things hard. And not my dick.

If you are not getting a response by calling or texting the shop, I would recommend stopping by during the day.

Politely knock on the window that looks down the hallway. If one of the therapists is available, she will come to the front and open the door for you.

After your massage, if you feel like returning, ask your therapist for her phone number.

If you see the other therapist and feel like you may want to see her in the future too, ask her for her phone number.