Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**JonSmith190** · 05-02-25 13:59

Originally Posted by LuvNooke2 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to GL apt lately?

Was there last week. Coco was new to me. Old, but nice man mades and knew what she was doing.

Waiting for rotation if it hasn't occurred.

**Luv Nooke2** · 05-01-25 15:10

Anyone been to GL apt lately?

**NomadTravel** · 05-01-25 14:57

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

I'll ask here to possibly prevent you from getting flooded with the same questions in your inbox. So these providers Asians? How many providers are working at a time? Would this be similar more to a parlor or like one of those Chinese apartments in Chicago with a mattress instead of massage table?

I never bothered responding, reddit account looks like just white chicks there, decent looking tho I only see 1 name being thrown around. I'm not going to pursue it further unless someone else has more intel on it.

**HankyDaPanky** · 05-01-25 10:53

Thought I'd give'm another chance, not glad I did. Not unattractive middle aged, friendly woman. She can deliver a massage, but won't deliver one for the little guy. Lots of tease, but SS on the finish. I did get her to cup my marbles just to help me complete the task (I had a backup) but that was it. Too bad. No go back 4 me.

**SpaGuy21** · 04-30-25 18:08

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

I'll ask here to possibly prevent you from getting flooded with the same questions in your inbox. So these providers Asians? How many providers are working at a time? Would this be similar more to a parlor or like one of those Chinese apartments in Chicago with a mattress instead of massage table?

He should have clarified but I understood what he was saying by the time I finished reading it.

He reached out to the chick from the Reddit post / ad a few posts back and that was her response.

Go back to the reddit link, scroll through, and you should find pics of a self described, late 40's, Caucasian MILF.

Not sure where you got Asians from. Feel sorry for Nomad's inbox, hahaha.

**Zagal** · 04-30-25 16:28

Originally Posted by NomadTravel [View Original Post]

Messaged and got a response, I'm not going out to Volo myself. Located in Volo, IL. , I own a MEMBER'S ONLY gentleman's private home studio. There is not a membership fee, however a photo I'd with your full name is required. You may black out all other private information. This requirement is for my safety.

Trust is the basis of this business for obvious reasons, therefore individuals who can not be open and honest are with their identity need not apply.

Potential members who would like to start the vetting process will need to submit their info to my private #. Please do not submit over reddit. It is not a safe platform. We are currently working on setting up a 3rd party identification company but until then, I am screening all new members.

Privacy is my upmost importance and therefore I ask the same of you if you are accepted.

I am a high end provider who provides top tier services. Massage pricing starts at $150/45 Min and is performed in lingerie or nude (additional). Additional services can be discussed once you are accepted as a member..

I'll ask here to possibly prevent you from getting flooded with the same questions in your inbox. So these providers Asians? How many providers are working at a time? Would this be similar more to a parlor or like one of those Chinese apartments in Chicago with a mattress instead of massage table?

**NomadTravel** · 04-30-25 11:29

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

I have a hunch it's the same one that had a CL ad a couple of months ago. Communication was hit or miss, then got a gps vibe.

Messaged and got a response, I'm not going out to Volo myself. Located in Volo, IL. , I own a MEMBER'S ONLY gentleman's private home studio. There is not a membership fee, however a photo I'd with your full name is required. You may black out all other private information. This requirement is for my safety.

Trust is the basis of this business for obvious reasons, therefore individuals who can not be open and honest are with their identity need not apply.

Potential members who would like to start the vetting process will need to submit their info to my private #. Please do not submit over reddit. It is not a safe platform. We are currently working on setting up a 3rd party identification company but until then, I am screening all new members.

Privacy is my upmost importance and therefore I ask the same of you if you are accepted.

I am a high end provider who provides top tier services. Massage pricing starts at $150/45 Min and is performed in lingerie or nude (additional). Additional services can be discussed once you are accepted as a member.

If you would like the direct # to send your photo and info, please let me know.

Thank you.

Serina.

**Zeuss** · 04-29-25 22:59

Originally Posted by NomadTravel [View Original Post]

Was browsing reddit and happened across an account https://www.reddit.com/user/I_GStudio/ offering massages in northern lake county. Has a few reviews on the reddit post. Anyone know of this one?

I have a hunch it's the same one that had a CL ad a couple of months ago. Communication was hit or miss, then got a gps vibe.

**NomadTravel** · 04-28-25 23:48

Was browsing reddit and happened across an account https://www.reddit.com/user/I_GStudio/ offering massages in northern lake county. Has a few reviews on the reddit post. Anyone know of this one?

**RedPontiacX** · 04-24-25 10:23

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

I previously made a post asking if Good Spa in Waukegan was any good. Immediately after posting I checked the Google reviews and there were several folks that complained that it was man who gave them a massage and it was a terrible one on top of that. Could he be the one that gives "legit" massages for real customers? Maybe the ladies give the extras? Hmmm.

Cross Good Spa off my prospect list.

**Zagal** · 04-20-25 21:00

I previously made a post asking if Good Spa in Waukegan was any good. Immediately after posting I checked the Google reviews and there were several folks that complained that it was man who gave them a massage and it was a terrible one on top of that. Could he be the one that gives "legit" massages for real customers? Maybe the ladies give the extras? Hmmm.

**Zagal** · 04-20-25 20:54

I completely forgot that a spa opened up a year or so ago in Waukegan on Lewis Ave in the Plaza next door to Target. Drove by today and saw it was still open. So did anyone ever go in and see what's up? I know a lot of people in the area so it being between a Jewel and Target on a very busy street is the absolute worst location ever, but if it's worth checking out then I'll come up with a disguise LOL.

**ThisDoug** · 04-16-25 13:09

Is it still around? Been over a year since I've been there.

**HankyDaPanky** · 04-11-25 09:52

Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]

Finally tried it; Not recommended.

I thought that it was probably one of those granny shops where they give a super hard massage and no extras. Which I actually like; there's a place like that on 120, and another one in Racine.

But no. Paid $80 (supposedly deep tissue).

Not deep tissue. MT Cici is not a very good massage therapist. Have had much better stronger massages at much lower price points.

Also- the massage tables are a deal breaker for me, won't return. One of those uncomfortable tables, face hole way too small, and then the weird half circle padded thing around the hole, which forces my neck into a painful position. Couldn't remove the ring thingie because it was tucked underneath the sheets.

Massage was just uncomfortable and not enjoyable. After the flip, teasing was done, intentional bumping into the twig & berries, but instead of finishing the deed, left me hanging. Tried to upsell me on more time. In my experience, almost every time they do a tease and then try to sell you more time- all you get is more teasing time and blue balls. I didn't fall for it. Place is officially off my radar. They failed to give me either a good therapeutic massage that gets the knots out, also failed to give a satisfactory erotic rub down.

Well Mr. Loud, that was my experience at Healing Hands as well-although your were grazed. I didn't get even do much as a bump. Too bad. Location is ideal for me.

On another note, Joy Foot 2564 is a FS shop now, although there is GPS. 2 beans for the hole (pun intended) enchilada? I don't think so. For the rest of you. . . It ain't that great.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 03-31-25 18:02

Finally tried it; Not recommended.

I thought that it was probably one of those granny shops where they give a super hard massage and no extras. Which I actually like; there's a place like that on 120, and another one in Racine.

But no. Paid $80 (supposedly deep tissue).

Not deep tissue. MT Cici is not a very good massage therapist. Have had much better stronger massages at much lower price points.

Also- the massage tables are a deal breaker for me, won't return. One of those uncomfortable tables, face hole way too small, and then the weird half circle padded thing around the hole, which forces my neck into a painful position. Couldn't remove the ring thingie because it was tucked underneath the sheets.

Massage was just uncomfortable and not enjoyable. After the flip, teasing was done, intentional bumping into the twig & berries, but instead of finishing the deed, left me hanging. Tried to upsell me on more time. In my experience, almost every time they do a tease and then try to sell you more time- all you get is more teasing time and blue balls. I didn't fall for it. Place is officially off my radar. They failed to give me either a good therapeutic massage that gets the knots out, also failed to give a satisfactory erotic rub down.