Massage Parlor Reports

[NonProlover]

Called and asked for coco. They said OK. Showed up and two old ugly women were there and said coco doesn't work there anymore. Now it is Linda who is 5 feet tall and probably 60-65 and Lili who is fat and probably 46-50. Avoid this place gents, they are scammers with old ugly grannies working.

I recently had similar experience at relax. Made appt with the one that had recent good reviews and was given some old cow so I left. There have been some good ones here in the past so will reconsider a visit in future but right now seems unlikely for a while.

[ChiTownsFin]

Hey all! Just stopped heavenly massage in Morton grove the other day and saw a pretty attractive blond MILF the other day. It wasn't Vera or Jessica, anyone know her name by chance? Thanks.

[Lover312]

Called and asked for coco. They said OK. Showed up and two old ugly women were there and said coco doesn't work there anymore. Now it is Linda who is 5 feet tall and probably 60-65 and Lili who is fat and probably 46-50. Avoid this place gents, they are scammers with old ugly grannies working.

[Wenger]

I went to Ev Spa yesterday and the girl I wanted to see already left. New girls. Lily and Coco.

Got me some hot Coco. Cute, mid to late 30's. Around 5'4. Very fit and tight with natural B's. Massage was above average if you like it hard. Her English is good but limited.

Upgrades are available. Standard rates may apply. Very fun and exciting ride. Will have to do another test drive.

Zoom zoom.

I saw her earlier this week and had a similar visit as this. Unfortunately for me her monthly visitor was there so couldn't partake in l3 but based on this report looks like it's gone so will have to head back soon.

[Pvtlvr]

I went to Ev Spa yesterday and the girl I wanted to see already left. New girls. Lily and Coco.

Got me some hot Coco. Cute, mid to late 30's. Around 5'4. Very fit and tight with natural B's. Massage was above average if you like it hard. Her English is good but limited.

Upgrades are available. Standard rates may apply. Very fun and exciting ride. Will have to do another test drive.

Zoom zoom.

[ShakeNBake69]

Sigh. I always forget humor and sarcasm are lost on the internet. Perhaps I should have put "/ s" after my post. I considered it but didn't.

I had my first AMP experience in the mid 1980's. I've been on this board since the early to mid 2000's. So for 40 years I have gone to AMPs. I lived with an AMP worker. I rarely am going now but I still read the board.

I understand the terminology. I've read the abbreviations. If anyone knows me or my posting history, they know my feelings about them. They know I have campaigned against their use as we aren't hiding anything from anyone. I find them ridiculous and often cause more confusion than anything else. I refuse to use them.

Let's move on.

Your Resume wasn't needed but OK!! And the post was meant to help other members but obviously you felt some type of way. And if you knew what the member meant why even post. All I was trying to do was let everyone else know, and somebody else responded with the same info I gave. I thought we were past this. Anyways let's move on gents. I posted a review in the Ev section in case someone wants useful info and I'll post another one soon about a place up north. If interested hit me up as I am here to contribute whatever I can.

[HappyGardener]

Hopefully you do if not we are here to help you. If not we can direct you to the terminology that is used on this site. Good luck, enjoy your weekend and let's keep helping each other.

Sigh. I always forget humor and sarcasm are lost on the internet. Perhaps I should have put "/ s" after my post. I considered it but didn't.

I had my first AMP experience in the mid 1980's. I've been on this board since the early to mid 2000's. So for 40 years I have gone to AMPs. I lived with an AMP worker. I rarely am going now but I still read the board.

I understand the terminology. I've read the abbreviations. If anyone knows me or my posting history, they know my feelings about them. They know I have campaigned against their use as we aren't hiding anything from anyone. I find them ridiculous and often cause more confusion than anything else. I refuse to use them.

Let's move on.

[ShakeNBake69]

Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.

Hopefully you do if not we are here to help you. If not we can direct you to the terminology that is used on this site. Good luck, enjoy your weekend and let's keep helping each other.

[SmileySam]

Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.

One the funnier posts! (P.S. I am still utterly confused &#128563.

[HappyGardener]

Easy if you've been in the game for a min.

Yeah you're right. I'm such a newbie I didn't get it. Maybe after another 40 years of going to AMPs I'll figure both out.

[ShakeNBake69]

Was there about a month or so ago on a Saturday night. Had "Katie", who's a decent-looking middle-aged provider that speaks good English. Went 90 minutes with her (she even gave me a $1 discount, so it was $1 instead of $1. 1. L1 finish for a $. 5 tip. Good attitude, might repeat if nearby in the future.

So it was $110 but she gave you a $10 dollar discount for 90 min and you only payed $100 and you tipped her $50 to leave happy. OK got it just in case some people here don't understand. Easy if you've been in the game for a min.

[Pvtlvr]

So many dollar signs, 1's and periods. Could you tell us with real dollar amounts?

I think he meant he got a 10 discount on 110- 90 min cession and 50 tip. I could be 100% wrong. Lmao.

[HappyGardener]

Was there about a month or so ago on a Saturday night. Had "Katie", who's a decent-looking middle-aged provider that speaks good English. Went 90 minutes with her (she even gave me a $1 discount, so it was $1 instead of $1. 1. L1 finish for a $. 5 tip. Good attitude, might repeat if nearby in the future.

So many dollar signs, 1's and periods. Could you tell us with real dollar amounts?

[OPIllini]

For what its worth, some of my best performers are at the spas with "Foot" in the name. Full service on down. Just a thought.

I plan on trying it this weekend. Will let you know how it goes.

[OPIllini]

I was passing by Oakton SPA, and it seemed open. After the original mms retired, I had been there three or four times. Each time, there were different 40-50 yo, unattractive providers. After intense negotiations, they would provide overpriced L1 service. I stopped going after they got busted, but I'm curious if anyone has visited them recently. You may PM.

Was there about a month or so ago on a Saturday night. Had "Katie", who's a decent-looking middle-aged provider that speaks good English. Went 90 minutes with her (she even gave me a $1 discount, so it was $1 instead of $1. 1. L1 finish for a $. 5 tip. Good attitude, might repeat if nearby in the future.