Massage Parlor Reports

[Dbry4281]

I swung through orange yesterday evening, and pulled Amanda, her pic is accurate natural b-s, pussy cat has a little hair. Probably like five foot 1. I would say about 27 years old.

She gave a good rub down on the table shower. A little chub on the tummy, but not fat. Main thing with her is her pussy is really super tight, and small. She can't get my whole 7 super tight, if your 5 and below your good anything 6 to 7, you may get a 3 inches inside LOL, don't want to hurt her. LOL. Average ass, no lfk, great blow job Pros tight pussy, Pros, decent massage. Cons and Not a skinny spinner, not vocal. But was innocent, and great attitude. Said she will be here 5 days. You will like the tight pussy!

[BuffaloBear]

How's it going?

Has anyone had the opportunity to visit the new Latinas at Orange this week? Natasha, Andrea and Samantha are looking good and I'm thinking of visiting tomorrow. Anything I should know before heading over?

[WBurton]

I'm coming to Chicago tomorrow and have been trying to do my research on where I should go. I'm intrigued and also scared of HKPD. Anyone want to give me the rundown on how to make it a good experience? I'm staying near Millenium park for context. Is that the best place to go? I don't have a car, so I got to uber or train to the location.

Couple Options.

Uber or Taxi about $10-$15.

Orange Line to 35th Stop about a 7 min walk.

62 Bus you can catch right on State St a block or so over from Millennium Park. Drops you off right in front of their condo.

$160 will get you a really good time - $200 gets a better time with some bare action and $300 personally wouldn't do myself not much more than you'll get for the $160-$200 option.

They normally have 2 Latinas and 1-2 Asian girls 85% of the time great selection.

If you need exact address or phone number PM me I was a regular with them since day one when they actually were best to Hong Kong spa and had a purple door LOL.

You'll be glad you went here always a good time and bedrooms are big.

[Dayman08]

I'm coming to Chicago tomorrow and have been trying to do my research on where I should go. I'm intrigued and also scared of HKPD. Anyone want to give me the rundown on how to make it a good experience? I'm staying near Millenium park for context. Is that the best place to go? I don't have a car, so I got to uber or train to the location.

[Fit312]

Does anyone know if this Kelly worked at any other places in the last year or only at this SXL?

She's the owner and works there six days a week.

[Eddinger]

Went back to orange. Uick visit. Drew Andrew. Some Latina with a huge ass and heavy fake tits. Was awesome. Pretty face. Great BBBJ fun to plow from behind. What an ass!

300 - hr.

[ComeRapMe]

Went to visit Judy after months since I last saw her. Her massage skills are deteriorating, her looks are for no one (not insulting, just not attractive) but received the same reliable service that is easy on wallet. It'll probably take me a few more months before I randomly decide to go see her again because no-one else is calling my name.

[Eddinger]

I don't think she's worked anywhere else for a very long time.

Does anyone know if this Kelly worked at any other places in the last year or only at this SXL?

[Satriani]

Been by this place a million times as you go down 31st. Always thought it looked legit but now see ad in a search where they list. Girl Provides you VIP Best Services.


Any one ever try? Their website looks completely different.

[Okthrn]

You can absolutely think what you want. I know who it was. It was not my first time with her and I specifically ask for her when I call for my appointment. The MT that I was with was shown in the mugshots for who was detained from there. And it wasn't the young one.

I can add more if it appeases you. Bolt on's, very small ass and nicely trimmed puss (not totally shaved). I opted for a more sensual massage so not sure what her true massage skills are like.

I'm happy to not post anymore. I've hobbled for many years without posting so it won't affect me. To each their own. Amigo.

Does anyone know if this Kelly worked at any other places in the last year or only at this SXL?

[Wenger]

It's always been on my bucket list to be with two women at once. Achievement unlocked. But not everything I had hoped for.

Earlier today I called and made an appointment at 2:00 with Yoyo. When I got there the woman who let me in told me Yoyo was busy. I reminded her of the reservation, so she had me sit on the couch. By the way, for those of you who said the place is a dump, you weren't lying. The place was falling apart. Anyway, I waited like 10 minutes then Yoyo came to get me. She's cute, like late 30's, very short, with massive breasts, thin, but had a little flab.

We went to a room, and she told me $200 right away. Now, when available, I always do a TS first, but I kinda regret this one. In the TS room she put some mat on the table and I'm pretty sure it had black mold on it. Proceeded anyway, and it was an okay experience. Back in the main room the massage was pretty horrible. Had me flip and she got started with the BBBJ. Spend a lot of time on the balls too and was overall really good. Then like a magician who had honed their skills, she produced a wrapper right at her fingertips. I stopped her when she started to put it on and told her I had one of my own.

And as I got up to get it, I realized that she didn't offer another girl, or another girl didn't pop in like I had read other reports of her. Then I thought to myself that I was really there to experience two girls for the first time. So, I asked. Another $200. She called out to someone else named Wendy. Wendy is not as attractive as Yoyo, but not ugly, probably in her mid-40's, and doesn't have a great chest or body overall. But whatever. They were talking to each other in Chinese, and I had no idea what they were saying. I don't think they knew what to do, or what I wanted, so I had to straight up tell them. I wanted both of them giving me a BBBJ. So, I sat back on the table with my feet on the ground. Yoyo got on her knees and took care of my balls while Wendy went to town on the BBBJ. This was fantastic, and it lasted a while. Before it came time for the main event. I asked them if they would want to have fun with each other. They did not. So, I laid down on the table and Yoyo jumped on top. Wendy worked my nipples with her mouth from above my head. But they kept talking to each other in Chinese. Annoying. Moved to standing k9 with Yoyo, and Wendy stood behind me playing with my balls. Eventually I had the girls switch places. I eventually asked if either of them would let me CIM, but I got no response. Finished in the bag.

Yoyo 7 out of 10.

Wendy 4 out of 10.

Would not repeat, but only because I prefer girls in their 20's and in better shape.

Unfortunately that's pretty much par for an AMP 4 hand. Only once did I get an experience that was memorable with more than one girl at an AMP and it was at Ivy years ago when Connie ran the place. Ended up as a 6 hand and it was incredible although they still didn't play with each other. I would like to think that an apartment or agency set up would be better in that sense but I've never partaken in from one of those. Best bet would be to check before hand with a girl you're familiar with, and ask if she has someone she would play with and set it up from there.

[BbwConnosseur]

These videos aren't funny. He's exposing massage places and potentially ruining things for them and the rest of us.

I wholeheartedly second this. I kinda wanted to report him, but I couldn't force myself to do it.

[Self Hi5]

What's the price on the independent Latina?

I reached out and that's what she quoted me.

[ChicagoSlave]

It's always been on my bucket list to be with two women at once. Achievement unlocked. But not everything I had hoped for.

Earlier today I called and made an appointment at 2:00 with Yoyo. When I got there the woman who let me in told me Yoyo was busy. I reminded her of the reservation, so she had me sit on the couch. By the way, for those of you who said the place is a dump, you weren't lying. The place was falling apart. Anyway, I waited like 10 minutes then Yoyo came to get me. She's cute, like late 30's, very short, with massive breasts, thin, but had a little flab.

We went to a room, and she told me $200 right away. Now, when available, I always do a TS first, but I kinda regret this one. In the TS room she put some mat on the table and I'm pretty sure it had black mold on it. Proceeded anyway, and it was an okay experience. Back in the main room the massage was pretty horrible. Had me flip and she got started with the BBBJ. Spend a lot of time on the balls too and was overall really good. Then like a magician who had honed their skills, she produced a wrapper right at her fingertips. I stopped her when she started to put it on and told her I had one of my own.

And as I got up to get it, I realized that she didn't offer another girl, or another girl didn't pop in like I had read other reports of her. Then I thought to myself that I was really there to experience two girls for the first time. So, I asked. Another $200. She called out to someone else named Wendy. Wendy is not as attractive as Yoyo, but not ugly, probably in her mid-40's, and doesn't have a great chest or body overall. But whatever. They were talking to each other in Chinese, and I had no idea what they were saying. I don't think they knew what to do, or what I wanted, so I had to straight up tell them. I wanted both of them giving me a BBBJ. So, I sat back on the table with my feet on the ground. Yoyo got on her knees and took care of my balls while Wendy went to town on the BBBJ. This was fantastic, and it lasted a while. Before it came time for the main event. I asked them if they would want to have fun with each other. They did not. So, I laid down on the table and Yoyo jumped on top. Wendy worked my nipples with her mouth from above my head. But they kept talking to each other in Chinese. Annoying. Moved to standing k9 with Yoyo, and Wendy stood behind me playing with my balls. Eventually I had the girls switch places. I eventually asked if either of them would let me CIM, but I got no response. Finished in the bag.

Yoyo 7 out of 10.

Wendy 4 out of 10.

Would not repeat, but only because I prefer girls in their 20's and in better shape.

[GMan25]

What is HKPD? New to Chicago so I don't know these acronyms.

Hong Kong Purple Door. Apartment set up.