Massage Parlor Reports

**CrazyEddy** · 04-22-25 02:39

If there's one thing I learned a very long time ago, deposits are a no no. There's is literally a 100 posts on these boards about deposits and mongers getting ripped off with girls running or magically a boyfriend or handler comes into the room. I've seen mongers be held up at gun point too. Deposits are crazy and these girls should know by now not to ask for them.

Originally Posted by ShaftyMc [View Original Post]

I almost booked her, even talked with her on the phone but for me, it's a hard "no" on deposits and she required one.

**BillHilly** · 04-21-25 23:31

Great post. Mimi and Linda are the best!

Originally Posted by GqGuy1999 [View Original Post]

I had some time yesterday so I decided to swing by Sakura. I'm probably going to cool the jets on AMPs for a bit while we wait to see if / how any future LEO activities play out. But I've never had a 4-hand experience and I've wanted to scratch that itch for some time now. My goal was to drive by, scope the situation and, if it didn't look busy (a tall order for Sakura usually) then I would walk in and make a play. Man, am I glad I took a shot.

I walked in was greeted by Mimi sitting behind the desk (I assume she was working on getting the ol' business taxes filed before the deadline). She was excited to see me and was looking great in a low cut top that showed off the new work she's had done. They look and feel fantastic! Linda came out from the back, gave me a big hug and kiss, then walked me into the first room. I paid the room fee for a half hour. 4 after which Linda stepped out. While I was stripping down Mimi walked, gave me a big kiss, and asked me if I wanted a 4-hand massage. Absolutely I said. I told her that I was going to request it anyway. I also confirmed that the 4 hand would include to releases for yours truly, Mimi smiled and nodded in the affirmative. I paid her the additional room fee and she stepped out. A 4 hand with Mimi and Linda. I was excited! Now a quick note for some context. I'm middle aged guy that takes very good care of himself (in great shape. I workout regularly). While I'm under no illusion that the girls aren't primarily after the money, I'm also sure that my experiences do benefit from a larger degree of enthusiasm from the providers because of this based on what they see with the average monger. Boys. Get to the gym. DM me for recommendations LOL.

Anyway, they both came back into the room. Mimi asks me how much I will pay and I offer $$$ total. She gives me the okay sign and tells me she loves me. Linda strips down and Mimi drops her top. I laid down for a comically short massage (maybe 2 minutes) after which Mimi asks me to flip. She tells me that the first round will be cum in mouth and the 2nd round will be the boom boom. Wonderful. After the traditional disinfectant wipe down Mimi drops her top and proceeds with the BBJ while Linda sits on my face. I went to town on Linda. Mimi sucked me dry and I exploded in her mouth. I never heard of that being an option with her, but it was magnificent. They flip me back over and give me another 6 or 7 minutes of mediocre massage, but Mimi kept kissing and biting my ass telling me how cute it was the whole time, which was fun.

They flip me again. I decide to stand up while Linda starts with the BBJ this time. Mimi was kissing and rubbing my ass the whole time while I fondled her new tits. After a few minutes the cover when on and I started railing Linda while Mimi caressed and rubbed me down, massaging the balls for a good while. Some mongers started rolling in so Mimi had to exit. I was railing Linda pretty good and enjoying myself so I was happy to just finish up with her solo. Towards the end Linda pulled me tight squeezing my shoulders hard while I was pounding her. I blew #2 in the bag. Linda started cleaning me up and gave junior a few more sucks for good measure. Some more hugs, kisses, and grabbing ensued. I stepped out of the room and Mimi cam running up with Eva. Mimi gave me a big hug and kiss then introduced me to the new girl. Eva is very cute. Young and petite with an adorable face. I may be tempted back to try her but like everyone else I'm getting a little concerned with raids.

All in all this was easily one of my best experiences in this hobby. Stay safe our there, boys.

**Steveyy1778** · 04-21-25 22:16

Originally Posted by Elastic [View Original Post]

Not sure why you have such a hard on for Rachelle. She is alright, but best in the city is a fucking crazy claim. I wouldn't call them anywhere close to "majestic". They're good, sure. But man, I'm a tit guy, I know when tits are majestic. Hers are not. And for fakes, I've seen and felt way nicer than Rachelle's. Anna at spring spa is an easy winner over Rachelle, for example. And Anna's are real. I also said Stacy at the Man Cave who works (or used to work) there had better tits than Rachelle.

I'm not ragging on Rachelle at all. She's pretty, has good tits, and a nice body. I just have a problem with the "best tits in Cincinnati" claim.

First of all, they are natural. Hard to believe someone her age that they have held up. I think the reason guys love them so much is she has amazing nipples. Very perky overall structure.

Now there are some guys who are just into size. So if you are into size, then they appear to be solid C's. So they might not be your cup of tea. But I'd agree with the others that they are probably the best in cincinnati. The only boobs I'd rank higher were from years go, Shellynineteen! Those were truly amazing!

**Yoda492** · 04-21-25 17:22

This was a waste of time. Nothing extra and no Happy Ending. Pass on this one.

Any recon on Yilin. Are they gone for good?

**TapThat** · 04-21-25 16:43

Originally Posted by UpLate [View Original Post]

I have never seen Rachel, but I find it hard to believe that any provider has a better set of tits than Anna. I don't know if I'd say Anna's are majestic, but they are really nice and tons of fun to slap around.

They are nice, don't get me wrong they are not perky or firm by any means. They are just some big Nature breast. I would Rank Anna's breast with Tiffany Tiegens'.

What kinda criteria is tits here being based of? Nipple size? Firmness, areola. Their are quiet a few I could throw in here mmyself.

**UpLate** · 04-21-25 16:11

Originally Posted by Elastic [View Original Post]

Not sure why you have such a hard on for Rachelle. She is alright, but best in the city is a fucking crazy claim. I wouldn't call them anywhere close to "majestic". They're good, sure. But man, I'm a tit guy, I know when tits are majestic. Hers are not. And for fakes, I've seen and felt way nicer than Rachelle's. Anna at spring spa is an easy winner over Rachelle, for example. And Anna's are real. I also said Stacy at the Man Cave who works (or used to work) there had better tits than Rachelle.

I'm not ragging on Rachelle at all. She's pretty, has good tits, and a nice body. I just have a problem with the "best tits in Cincinnati" claim.

I have never seen Rachel, but I find it hard to believe that any provider has a better set of tits than Anna. I don't know if I'd say Anna's are majestic, but they are really nice and tons of fun to slap around.

**Member #7126** · 04-21-25 15:30

Anyone have experience with this one?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lay-30255.html

**Member #7126** · 04-21-25 14:23

Originally Posted by SpideySense11 [View Original Post]

Has anyone given this one a try?

https://tryst.link/massage/leela-devi

Would love to learn more if they have.

I almost booked her, even talked with her on the phone but for me, it's a hard "no" on deposits and she required one.

**TheGravyTrain** · 04-21-25 01:52

Haven't gone fishing in a while, tried out Asian Body Works since I used to get decent service there. Two old ladies (one whom I recognized and is a decent massage and an alright ending), but I got the unknown one. Did not get a name, but she was pretty short and kind of skinny. Started off fine for maybe 10 minutes, but then the entire thing became robotic. Seemed like she didn't even want to be there, got tuckered out or something. Still, I finished my 30 minutes, but I think I'm going to try some more lakes.

On another note, I have never been to the fabled Sakura. My question is, if I happen to be a sort of quick draw, am I good for another shot or am I out of luck there?

**Elastic** · 04-19-25 18:18

Originally Posted by BengalMan [View Original Post]

Katie's toys are overrated. Big, yes. Not near Rachelle's quality.

Not sure why you have such a hard on for Rachelle. She is alright, but best in the city is a fucking crazy claim. I wouldn't call them anywhere close to "majestic". They're good, sure. But man, I'm a tit guy, I know when tits are majestic. Hers are not. And for fakes, I've seen and felt way nicer than Rachelle's. Anna at spring spa is an easy winner over Rachelle, for example. And Anna's are real. I also said Stacy at the Man Cave who works (or used to work) there had better tits than Rachelle.

I'm not ragging on Rachelle at all. She's pretty, has good tits, and a nice body. I just have a problem with the "best tits in Cincinnati" claim.

**BengalMan** · 04-19-25 14:43

Originally Posted by Buster6914 [View Original Post]

I can vouch for his wife having the best tits in the city. Rachelle comes in 2nd. Katie 3rd. J / k.

Katie's toys are overrated. Big, yes. Not near Rachelle's quality.

**YtheLongFace** · 04-19-25 02:29

Originally Posted by NyteHawk [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this girl? Can find no reports in archive. https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ied-70007.html.

Be safe out there.

Nytehawk.

Google Lens shows at least one of her pictures on multiple and I mean multiple cities so that's not a good sign.

**SpideySense11** · 04-18-25 15:28

Has anyone given this one a try?

https://tryst.link/massage/leela-devi

Would love to learn more if they have.

**FpReally2** · 04-18-25 11:14

Never mind. Found it after proper search in this forum. Mancove / office.

Originally Posted by FpReally2 [View Original Post]

A while ago there was discussion about massage in day time in office type building. Non Asians working only during office hours (aka. The office? No FS. Can anyone pm their contact pl?

**FpReally2** · 04-18-25 10:10

A while ago there was discussion about massage in day time in office type building. Non Asians working only during office hours (aka. The office? No FS. Can anyone pm their contact pl?