Massage Parlor Reports

[Satriani]

Been by this place a million times as you go down 31st. Always thought it looked legit but now see ad in a search where they list. Girl Provides you VIP Best Services.


Any one ever try? Their website looks completely different.

[Okthrn]

You can absolutely think what you want. I know who it was. It was not my first time with her and I specifically ask for her when I call for my appointment. The MT that I was with was shown in the mugshots for who was detained from there. And it wasn't the young one.

I can add more if it appeases you. Bolt on's, very small ass and nicely trimmed puss (not totally shaved). I opted for a more sensual massage so not sure what her true massage skills are like.

I'm happy to not post anymore. I've hobbled for many years without posting so it won't affect me. To each their own. Amigo.

Does anyone know if this Kelly worked at any other places in the last year or only at this SXL?

[Wenger]

It's always been on my bucket list to be with two women at once. Achievement unlocked. But not everything I had hoped for.

Earlier today I called and made an appointment at 2:00 with Yoyo. When I got there the woman who let me in told me Yoyo was busy. I reminded her of the reservation, so she had me sit on the couch. By the way, for those of you who said the place is a dump, you weren't lying. The place was falling apart. Anyway, I waited like 10 minutes then Yoyo came to get me. She's cute, like late 30's, very short, with massive breasts, thin, but had a little flab.

We went to a room, and she told me $200 right away. Now, when available, I always do a TS first, but I kinda regret this one. In the TS room she put some mat on the table and I'm pretty sure it had black mold on it. Proceeded anyway, and it was an okay experience. Back in the main room the massage was pretty horrible. Had me flip and she got started with the BBBJ. Spend a lot of time on the balls too and was overall really good. Then like a magician who had honed their skills, she produced a wrapper right at her fingertips. I stopped her when she started to put it on and told her I had one of my own.

And as I got up to get it, I realized that she didn't offer another girl, or another girl didn't pop in like I had read other reports of her. Then I thought to myself that I was really there to experience two girls for the first time. So, I asked. Another $200. She called out to someone else named Wendy. Wendy is not as attractive as Yoyo, but not ugly, probably in her mid-40's, and doesn't have a great chest or body overall. But whatever. They were talking to each other in Chinese, and I had no idea what they were saying. I don't think they knew what to do, or what I wanted, so I had to straight up tell them. I wanted both of them giving me a BBBJ. So, I sat back on the table with my feet on the ground. Yoyo got on her knees and took care of my balls while Wendy went to town on the BBBJ. This was fantastic, and it lasted a while. Before it came time for the main event. I asked them if they would want to have fun with each other. They did not. So, I laid down on the table and Yoyo jumped on top. Wendy worked my nipples with her mouth from above my head. But they kept talking to each other in Chinese. Annoying. Moved to standing k9 with Yoyo, and Wendy stood behind me playing with my balls. Eventually I had the girls switch places. I eventually asked if either of them would let me CIM, but I got no response. Finished in the bag.

Yoyo 7 out of 10.

Wendy 4 out of 10.

Would not repeat, but only because I prefer girls in their 20's and in better shape.

Unfortunately that's pretty much par for an AMP 4 hand. Only once did I get an experience that was memorable with more than one girl at an AMP and it was at Ivy years ago when Connie ran the place. Ended up as a 6 hand and it was incredible although they still didn't play with each other. I would like to think that an apartment or agency set up would be better in that sense but I've never partaken in from one of those. Best bet would be to check before hand with a girl you're familiar with, and ask if she has someone she would play with and set it up from there.

[BbwConnosseur]

These videos aren't funny. He's exposing massage places and potentially ruining things for them and the rest of us.

I wholeheartedly second this. I kinda wanted to report him, but I couldn't force myself to do it.

[Self Hi5]

What's the price on the independent Latina?

I reached out and that's what she quoted me.

[ChicagoSlave]

It's always been on my bucket list to be with two women at once. Achievement unlocked. But not everything I had hoped for.

Earlier today I called and made an appointment at 2:00 with Yoyo. When I got there the woman who let me in told me Yoyo was busy. I reminded her of the reservation, so she had me sit on the couch. By the way, for those of you who said the place is a dump, you weren't lying. The place was falling apart. Anyway, I waited like 10 minutes then Yoyo came to get me. She's cute, like late 30's, very short, with massive breasts, thin, but had a little flab.

We went to a room, and she told me $200 right away. Now, when available, I always do a TS first, but I kinda regret this one. In the TS room she put some mat on the table and I'm pretty sure it had black mold on it. Proceeded anyway, and it was an okay experience. Back in the main room the massage was pretty horrible. Had me flip and she got started with the BBBJ. Spend a lot of time on the balls too and was overall really good. Then like a magician who had honed their skills, she produced a wrapper right at her fingertips. I stopped her when she started to put it on and told her I had one of my own.

And as I got up to get it, I realized that she didn't offer another girl, or another girl didn't pop in like I had read other reports of her. Then I thought to myself that I was really there to experience two girls for the first time. So, I asked. Another $200. She called out to someone else named Wendy. Wendy is not as attractive as Yoyo, but not ugly, probably in her mid-40's, and doesn't have a great chest or body overall. But whatever. They were talking to each other in Chinese, and I had no idea what they were saying. I don't think they knew what to do, or what I wanted, so I had to straight up tell them. I wanted both of them giving me a BBBJ. So, I sat back on the table with my feet on the ground. Yoyo got on her knees and took care of my balls while Wendy went to town on the BBBJ. This was fantastic, and it lasted a while. Before it came time for the main event. I asked them if they would want to have fun with each other. They did not. So, I laid down on the table and Yoyo jumped on top. Wendy worked my nipples with her mouth from above my head. But they kept talking to each other in Chinese. Annoying. Moved to standing k9 with Yoyo, and Wendy stood behind me playing with my balls. Eventually I had the girls switch places. I eventually asked if either of them would let me CIM, but I got no response. Finished in the bag.

Yoyo 7 out of 10.

Wendy 4 out of 10.

Would not repeat, but only because I prefer girls in their 20's and in better shape.

[GMan25]

What is HKPD? New to Chicago so I don't know these acronyms.

Hong Kong Purple Door. Apartment set up.

[Slvgg1]

Saw Sasa at orange very nice, friendly. Hh with bbj rim 170 thought it would be a whatever experience. A quick rushed shower but once we went to the room really gave a passionate bbj and rim really got into it, went past our time. After we were done she even asked if she could take care of me with a extra massage to extra wind down after everything.

Nice lady great experience. I keep seeing Natasha come up on the app posts but has anyone here seen her.

[Pau Ford]

These videos aren't funny. He's exposing massage places and potentially ruining things for them and the rest of us.

On IG, there is a guy hat I follow that get massages around his area. A lot can be learned from his videos besides the fact they are funny.

At kamobandz.

And the answer is Meta Glasses to the question you will have. I assume girls at spas will start looking out for those as well.

[Tmo 2010]

Independent- https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/2731050.htm.

She is smoking hot Latina and fun a little.

Pricey but 100% worth it.

Spas. Orange Spa is you best bet always a good selection.

Apartments. Try Red Lantern or HKPD. HKPD has had a great selection lately.

Have fun and report back on what you pick. Cheers.

What is HKPD? New to Chicago so I don't know these acronyms.

[WBurton]

What's the price on the independent Latina?

$250-$750.

Look her up with Crazy__Katy's on instagram girl is a lot of fun and her voice is super sexy.

[MarkStuntMan]

What's the price on the independent Latina?

Independent- https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/2731050.htm.

She is smoking hot Latina and fun a little.

Pricey but 100% worth it.

Spas. Orange Spa is you best bet always a good selection.

Apartments. Try Red Lantern or HKPD. HKPD has had a great selection lately.

Have fun and report back on what you pick. Cheers.

[MikeJones1089]

Is his content real?? He gets the whole encounter on vid?

On IG, there is a guy hat I follow that get massages around his area. A lot can be learned from his videos besides the fact they are funny.

At kamobandz.

And the answer is Meta Glasses to the question you will have. I assume girls at spas will start looking out for those as well.

[EgoThrasher]

It's helpful if we know the general area you're staying in. Then, we can be more helpful. There is nothing resembling a soapland like in Japan though. I wish there was.

I am by the airport, but don't mind driving nearby or around downtown. If it's worth it, I'll take the drive.

[SexWithJesus69]

Claudia was a cute Latina girl nice ass on her. I'll give her credit for the massage he took her time didn't try to get me out and I got the total full hour worth of fun. Nice long strokes not too much oil the way I like it. She doesn't amazing in her thigh rub that got me hard as a rock. Flip me over asked about the menu she pointed to her pussy and I said yes and gave her her tip. She rolled the cover on with her mouth looked me in the eyes and she blew me. With her hand she was rubbing my balls. She got on top of me put her hands on my chest and a really grind it down. She was nice and tight. I put her on her back she wrapped her legs around me and I pounded her till she squeezed all the jizz in the bag. This girl knew how to take care of business.

Is she on the younger side?