Massage Parlor Reports

[TomDoe]

Tried out CLC and was not impressed. Maybe I hit them on an off day, because I've read positive things in this forum about the place. The mamsan was a bit rude to start off. Get taken to the back and am greeted by an older lady, like mid 50's, not attractive. Didn't seem appealing but I just went for it. Had a kick rinse off and proceeded to the massage which was average. On the flip I declined service.

You're not wrong. They have newer owners, so the price went up and the service isn't nearly as good as it once was. I do enjoy the table shower and sauna but the last few times weren't great. If I do go again it's out of convenience.

[Nowhereman69]

She is at BP, started today.

Where is BP?

[WalkingHard]

I've been working in the area lately and have visited this place several times. Based on these visits, I do not recommend it. Here's why: Two providers are currently working there, Yo-yo (or Yu-Yu) and Coco It seems that Yo-yo is the one in chargeshe answers a phone. However, both mts appear inexperienced and disinterested in their work. Their behavior is unexpected and unprofessional: they constantly try to upsell services demanding 100 for a full clothed L1 with no touching, negotiate for extra money, and consistently cut the time short by at least 15 minutes.

Also IMHO Yoyo likely came up with a story about Angela, a mysterious gorgeous, young provider who supposedly works there but, as I wrote earlier, is never around. I've visited at various times, and this person has never been present.

Angela still works at HCS. She's the person who usually answers the phone. The way you can tell it's Angela is she speaks very good English compared to the other girls who work at the shop. She just rarely does massage. Coco speaks very little English. Yuyu? Is she the girl who used to work at the shop on Clybourn North of Fullerton? Decent face. Ok body but she will upsell like no other. She would always ask? How much you give me? You take care of me? Then deliver the weakest handjob ever it felt like one I would give myself while my arm was half asleep. She used to work with a girl named Claire or Crystal or something. She's in Glenview now and does a pretty good massage, some upselling but she's a little more flirty and fun and her massage is better than Yuyu if she's the girl I am thinking of. I think Angela may be the MMS now but she existed at one point in time. Alas. No more.

[SmileySam]

I've been working in the area lately and have visited this place several times. Based on these visits, I do not recommend it. Here's why: Two providers are currently working there, Yo-yo (or Yu-Yu) and Coco It seems that Yo-yo is the one in chargeshe answers a phone. However, both mts appear inexperienced and disinterested in their work. Their behavior is unexpected and unprofessional: they constantly try to upsell services demanding 100 for a full clothed L1 with no touching, negotiate for extra money, and consistently cut the time short by at least 15 minutes.

Also IMHO Yoyo likely came up with a story about Angela, a mysterious gorgeous, young provider who supposedly works there but, as I wrote earlier, is never around. I've visited at various times, and this person has never been present.

Angela was younger and nice looking. She always wore jeans. Still a business like massage and a business like clothed L1 with no touching. In any event she is no longer there.

[Hugh Juhpenis]

If this is SXL, this is a BS review or wasn't posted in a timely manner.

Not BS. Posted on Sat 4/12, visited the week before on Tues 4/1.

[Hugh Juhpenis]

Which Kelly is this?

Sorry, SXL Kelly. Last day before the bust evidently.

[Walker333]

I've been working in the area lately and have visited this place several times. Based on these visits, I do not recommend it. Here's why: Two providers are currently working there, Yo-yo (or Yu-Yu) and Coco It seems that Yo-yo is the one in chargeshe answers a phone. However, both mts appear inexperienced and disinterested in their work. Their behavior is unexpected and unprofessional: they constantly try to upsell services demanding 100 for a full clothed L1 with no touching, negotiate for extra money, and consistently cut the time short by at least 15 minutes.

Also IMHO Yoyo likely came up with a story about Angela, a mysterious gorgeous, young provider who supposedly works there but, as I wrote earlier, is never around. I've visited at various times, and this person has never been present.

[NewCleve]

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.

If this is SXL, this is a BS review or wasn't posted in a timely manner.

[BenBeck]

Holy shit, it IS in Latin! Crazy!

I had the same thought: surely he didn't mean "Latin". Sho 'nuff, there's Latin copy in there in a few places. Quam mirum!

[Mojitousa]

Their website is funny. The News page is partly in English, Latin and Chinese.

Holy shit, it IS in Latin! Crazy!

[CornCobMaker]

Tried out CLC and was not impressed. Maybe I hit them on an off day, because I've read positive things in this forum about the place. The mamsan was a bit rude to start off. Get taken to the back and am greeted by an older lady, like mid 50's, not attractive. Didn't seem appealing but I just went for it. Had a kick rinse off and proceeded to the massage which was average. On the flip I declined service.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Paid a first-time visit since it was verified that they allow (literal) back door entry.

I call and say I'll be at back door in 30 sec,. I'm standing there waiting in what felt like the cleanerst, brightest alley I had ever been in. A moment later, I hear some movement. I look up, and a woman is descending the stairs down a back porch. She stops and looks at me. She's a very cute Asian woman. I smile at her, and she smiles back at me. She starts down the stairs again, slowly. We make eye contact again and exchange smiles. I offer a hello, and she returns the greeting warmly. Good deal, I'm thinking. She is taking her sweet fucking time though, and I wished that she would hurry up. I take a few steps toward the stairs. "Are you looking for me?" I ask. She laughs. Good deal. She makes it to the bottom of the stairs, and sort of lifts her eyebrows at me. "I think you are looking for me. ".

Ha ha, No, ha ha. By this time I'm confused and just want to go in. "Are you SURE?"I ask.

No, I'm waiting for someone, she smiles big and cute. My boyfriend. I look to the left, and see a door a few feet away sitting open. I realize I have made a big mistake. The woman takes a few steps back, giving me clearance to high-tail into the massage spot. The woman is cute, prob mid-40's, the whole thing is standard, 160, FS, not bad, not great, might repeat.

[Kratlam]

I am blanking a bit on the name but I walked in and got a BBBJ from a skinny girl with a nice body and decent face. I walked in as they were closing last week and caught a name Bella that was a cute girl.

Any good recommendations at west river, I feel like everyone I've seen there is pretty good looking but not sure why it doesn't pop up on the radar.

What was the damage? Do share.

[SexWithJesus69]

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.

Which Kelly is this?

[Hugh Juhpenis]

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.