Massage Parlor Reports

[Bvrpdx]

That is rich, considering some of us, IE me in particular, have tried to help you in the past, and you have basically told me that you know way more than I do, about all all of this AMP stuff, even though I have been doing it over 40 years LOL, and am not worth listening to, you know best, and if I do not like what you post, I should just most ignore you stuff and move on. Well if you have told me that, I am sure you have told others that too. So good luck finding someone to tag along with and help you learn the ropes of this game and help you out LOL. Remember what I told you before. You have made your bed, now is time to lay in it. Karma is a *****, but is of your own making.

Maybe the "cat" in question could chill out a little bit read through old posts instead of typing out 5 and 6 paragraphs about how good he is and his boy D. I've never paid more than $$ for an hour of fun. If I'm not looking for any massage I just go in for 30 minutes, pay the house and drop $100 and ask for boom boom. No point in wasting time if I'm just looking for a quick, sure thing.

Stop over paying. Learn how to walk or say no. If you took a 90 minute bus ride out there and don't want to waste the ride for nothing, then maybe this hobby isn't for you. Or keep wasting your cash. As they say, a fool and his money are soon parted.

[Urlboffer]

Is it just me or are the majority of all conversations on this board focusing on just a handful of spas? I haven't had time to read each post lately, but seems to be a little redundant right now, maybe I'm just popping in at the right times to see similar posts.

Most of the discussions do seem to center on up to five spas (Candy, Azure, Love, BaoJu and one over in Vancouver, the name of which escapes me momentarily) that are dependable and the rotating ladies of good quality for a reasonable price. But, I don't see that as a problem or a quibble. That makes sense, doesn't it?

We all know that if you try a place that hasn't even been reviewed here within, say, the last year, you are taking more of a chance with who greets you at the door, whether you can negotiate what you want for a reasonable hour or half hour. If you spend a good hour or two on this forum and read the reviews, you should come out the other side with a fairly solid idea of where to go, and how much to expect to pay for both 1/2 hour and 1 hour, whether you opt for an "actual massage" or not.

Besides the actual all-in figure for 1 hour of massage and boom-boom, I don't see any ambiguities, and there's a solid list of say, 5 places you can visit with some sense of what you're getting into before you go there. Much better than contemplating the hundred or so options in the metro area and having little to no intel going in.

That's the kind of "redundancy" I like. Much better than uncertainty, if you ask me. YMMV.

[MixedPlate89]

He'll always have his boy D to keep him company. Speaking of which, there's a pretty obvious way those two could save a lot of money.

Others as well & perhaps some on here who offered via DM to meet up. With D I vetted him so we tight & some others. Yep there is some benefits to two coming into a shop that's fair to say. However, as I mentioned on reviews before it could also be a disadvantage to where it could create some uncomfortable situation for some shops as well as we've had but mostly it's been good. Definitely. Still learning & have much more learning to do In this AMP stuff.

[k__rat]

That is rich, considering some of us, IE me in particular, have tried to help you in the past...

He'll always have his boy D to keep him company. Speaking of which, there's a pretty obvious way those two could save a lot of money.

[MixedPlate89]

Got a text from Nancy, an atf of mine going to be at jinye spa, just got back to Seattle from Vancouver oh my luck, so dropping a note here to those want to check her out. She was at happy spa in Vancouver, this girl is a service queen, love to please pse / GFE. She's about 5'5 ish, very pretty, and great MM c cup, and in late 20's. Her service is solid, very fun, and there's tons good reviews in Seattle Vancouver forum, I usually see her when I'm down in Vancouver, can't go wrong with her service. Don't miss out.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

My guy D & I just got done at Korea Spa & are reconning & seen her & Amy today. Nancy is very good looking & it was tough to get away LOL from her & Amy as they were energetic & persistent LOL & Nancy & I had some eye fucking LOL going on and flirtation LOL so I definitely will see her & agree with your perspective. Monica & Apple or Kiki at Korea spa / Baouju was good but my guy D & I definitely liked more what we saw at Jinye Spa. Thanks for sharing. Definitely took your review & went out to check it out. Much appreciated.

[MixedPlate89]

That is rich, considering some of us, IE me in particular, have tried to help you in the past, and you have basically told me that you know way more than I do, about all all of this AMP stuff, even though I have been doing it over 40 years LOL, and am not worth listening to, you know best, and if I do not like what you post, I should just most ignore you stuff and move on. Well if you have told me that, I am sure you have told others that too. So good luck finding someone to tag along with and help you learn the ropes of this game and help you out LOL. Remember what I told you before. You have made your bed, now is time to lay in it. Karma is a *****, but is of your own making.

I had you on my ignore list & should have continued to ignore you, being you're being incredibly disingenuous & intellectually dishonest. A senior twice my age should be an example smh. I have the receipts to prove it from our last DM's. I never once said I knew more than you. Stop putting words into my mouth sir. The fact you're being so petty & haven't moved on to basically get me in a I got you type of moment for clout is nasty work.

The way you came at me was passive aggressive & scolding on my long reviews & you basically passively aggressively called me a liar on my reviews. I told you I'm hyper aggressive, and I'm not passive on saying what's on my mind. I ain't into that form of communication. Just say what you think you know or think. It's cool. I told you I'm self validated as well. That means I don't seek the permission or validation of folks because belief in yourself is vital & people are fickle & I liken most onto the moon. In other words it looks different every night & people change often. You took that as me saying I know everything in which I have not & my posts on here says otherwise & my replies to you a while ago says otherwise.

You're being childish & it should be beneath you sir. The I tried to help you from my perspective compared to others who are senior members & on the forum was disguised in scolding & so on. Others who have DM'd me who have skin in the game were much more genuine & direct & I respect that as a man. When we got into it yeah I said at that pt when you came at me from a position of authority & disingenuously, that's when I said this convo is fruitless etc. I did not do so initially. You also questioned my credibility & that's when things went south. Funny thing is & I didn't even want to mention this LOL I've had several folks DM me since then retorting your nonsense & asking my perspective plus on the forum both senior members & new to regular so yeah is what it is. As I told you in the DMs your perspective is relative to everyone on the forum & clearly. You acted very pig headed. This isn't that deep sir. Love your life & have fun.

I'm just a young boot / pup in this AMP shit. To be going back & forth over this is hogwash. If you know better you should do better. You should so why are you wasting your time? My perspective is you doing it to be petty & for clout & to get me off of this forum. You're entitled to feel how you feel idc. Point is they're other admins & senior members & members in general who know how to communicate & don't share the same perspective as you do. You're not sure of anything, and as you approached me before you're operating on assumptions & now you're making an A** out of yourself for much ado. About. Nothing.

I suggested it not for me solely bro. Please learn to read & comprehend. I definitely have listened to senior / seasoned vets on helpful info & implemented so you're wrong. Again, your perspective is relative to everyone so you shouldn't project & assume. LOL if you say so bro. Doing solid& learning from guys as well via DM & replies on here plus failing forward which life is about till succession. Think what you think. I had to address this because a pet peeve of mine is intellectual dishonesty among other things. Believe what you'd like of me. Idgas sir. Anyway, have a nice day. With my dude ATM as we went to Korea Spa which I'm about to review. This will be the last time regardless of you lie & fabricate things I say to disparage me on here to prove what's in your head that's not reality. I've moved on & so should you. You got more yrs than me on life. You should enjoy it. Life comes fast. Have a nice day.

[AmaznAzn]

Is it just me or are the majority of all conversations on this board focusing on just a handful of spas? I haven't had time to read each post lately, but seems to be a little redundant right now, maybe I'm just popping in at the right times to see similar posts.

[Pdx503]

Got a text from Nancy, an atf of mine going to be at jinye spa, just got back to Seattle from Vancouver oh my luck, so dropping a note here to those want to check her out. She was at happy spa in Vancouver, this girl is a service queen, love to please pse / GFE. She's about 5'5 ish, very pretty, and great MM c cup, and in late 20's. Her service is solid, very fun, and there's tons good reviews in Seattle Vancouver forum, I usually see her when I'm down in Vancouver, can't go wrong with her service. Don't miss out.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Met Nancy at happy couple months back at Happy on 4th when I was with Lucy there. She came in to offer a 3 some for extra but I had to pass at the time. She was hot, looks a lot like Momo at Candy. Tall with bolt ons. This is the first time I have heard of this place and may try to check it out.

[Pdx503]

Stopped in kinda early toHappy Massage SPA. Have not been in for a few months. Saw Yaya at the door. Asked about 2 girls. Paid $$ each for the hour. Cici came in. They are both gorgeous in my opinion. They seem in thier 20's, Both had great knockers, great enthusiasm. They do an amazing job. A little too much kissing, and a serious BBBJ. I had to get them to slow down to finish.

Good for you, sounds like a good time.

I was there yesterday with Cici and can confirm she is pretty hot. Met yaya and may need to have a try next time.

Curious if your hour with them was interrupted at all since both were occupied with you.

[Smith1968]

Want my ass dick and balls played with basically the entire time before the flip. Mayne even no flip. If anyone knows a provider that does this, or at least teases a lot, please let me know. It would be okay if I had to ask for it.

Leah is super cute!

[GaryH]

Not trying to start shit so I want to get that out of the way. I've attempted to do what a lot of the vets suggested & mostly to no avail & I've walked away with my ball & went to another court the one place will say yes if one don't perspective & mostly no. I'm curious as a detailed individual from my science, and sports background of dudes getting an hr or whatever for $200. I'm curious to know how long is the massage for & the time they last (PAUSE LOL. Only for educational purposes based on many cats in her going at folks for "overpaying," and allegedly ruining it for others.).

I need details respectfully. On if cats also have rapport with said chicks or the places to go to to get $200 for an hr & I need to go to the same places & see the same chicks they say they see & I have for a lot. I'm a cat that will verify if said claim is true or not. Whether it's on claim of shop having young chicks or good looking chicks etc. From my experience mostly I haven't had the same success yall have had but to preference I am 4 months into this AMP shit whereas probably most of y'all senior members of vets are yrs into this AMP shit. I want to know context. Cause that happens for maybe very little folks & most pay more or whatever & I think that's on other shops that are good like Osaka for example that charges a flat rate of $250 for an hr. I'm sure these shops look at their competition & likely go based off that to a degree.

That is rich, considering some of us, IE me in particular, have tried to help you in the past, and you have basically told me that you know way more than I do, about all all of this AMP stuff, even though I have been doing it over 40 years LOL, and am not worth listening to, you know best, and if I do not like what you post, I should just most ignore you stuff and move on. Well if you have told me that, I am sure you have told others that too. So good luck finding someone to tag along with and help you learn the ropes of this game and help you out LOL. Remember what I told you before. You have made your bed, now is time to lay in it. Karma is a *****, but is of your own making.

[IstlFun]

Got a text from Nancy, an atf of mine going to be at jinye spa, just got back to Seattle from Vancouver oh my luck, so dropping a note here to those want to check her out. She was at happy spa in Vancouver, this girl is a service queen, love to please pse / GFE. She's about 5'5 ish, very pretty, and great MM c cup, and in late 20's. Her service is solid, very fun, and there's tons good reviews in Seattle Vancouver forum, I usually see her when I'm down in Vancouver, can't go wrong with her service. Don't miss out.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

[Bobby ShafToe]

Can't tell if you're a shill or just a serial exaggerator.

I saw Judy this weekend. She's quite clearly in her mid 30's. She has loose skin and stretch marks on her stomach. She has very obvious fake tits. Don't get me wrong, she's attractive and I had a good time with her. But she's not a supermodel.

When's the last time you actually saw a real 24-25 year old woman with natural breasts?

Having seen Judy in passing, I'd tend to agree with this take. Didn't see her body, but she looks 35 or so. Nothing against her, but she definitely looked 10+ years older than Zoey.

[GreenMachine]

Stopped in kinda early toHappy Massage SPA. Have not been in for a few months. Saw Yaya at the door. Asked about 2 girls. Paid $$ each for the hour. Cici came in. They are both gorgeous in my opinion. They seem in thier 20's, Both had great knockers, great enthusiasm. They do an amazing job. A little too much kissing, and a serious BBBJ. I had to get them to slow down to finish.

[MixedPlate89]

I had momo at candy for a full hour of her tongue services multiple position FS and all and post shower play. All in at 1.8. No complaints from her. Saw her a couple weeks later for the same thing but this time in the bed. I left $$ for the second session. I've never even brought more then $$ anywhere and have had no issues.

I respect it bro. Sounds like you seen her more then once & built good rapport in. My guy D tried $200 for an hr with MoMo before she left & she said $260, he didn't budge & he stood at $200 and she said hh & that was fine for him. He couldn't get $200 for a hr being she told him with translator that most shops change between $250-270 for an hr. That's what he said she said to him & I know my dude over yrs now so I have zero reason to believe he's bullshitting. Also, to clarify I'm not saying you're lying. Again, I want to make that clear given the past I've had issues with some senior members in here ain't trying to go back & forth on shit that don't really impact my life meaningfully. I'm just saying hey props for you, it didn't work for some of us. Perhaps we ain't as good as you are with negotiating or building rapport or have to build more. To be fair, most of us & men in generally like new pussy. Some like the same chick a lot I'm in between as I have tried new & & had fucked more than once. For example as I'm transparent cause I believe that to be the best policy in life one of them, I have fucked Mia from nice probably the most & tried $200 with her for an hr & we have great chemistry, but she told me in person that $200 is hh only boss won't allow $200 for an hr.

Boss says $250 for hr. Mia lets me get away with $240 for an hr for example all the time when I see her cause haggling over $10 be goofy. I've tried. I've tried with chicks I build rapport with & some I didn't & mostly to no avail. It's worked probably over my 4 months of going to AMPs as I am rookie AMP guy, probably had it happen 6-7 times & last time was two months ago at nice spa with candy to my recollection. She's a little on the older side but still hot body & not bad for her age & a solid fuck etc. Anyway, that's my experience & my guy D with Momo. Hey whatever you do respect man. Perhaps we don't got the secret sauce like you or game as you do. I got to hand it you. Candy is very popular place & to get that price that's fantastic so salute to you & others who are able to do that.