Massage Parlor Reports

**Hugh Juhpenis** · 04-15-25 18:30

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

If this is SXL, this is a BS review or wasn't posted in a timely manner.

Not BS. Posted on Sat 4/12, visited the week before on Tues 4/1.

**Hugh Juhpenis** · 04-15-25 18:26

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

Which Kelly is this?

Sorry, SXL Kelly. Last day before the bust evidently.

**Walker333** · 04-15-25 18:07

I've been working in the area lately and have visited this place several times. Based on these visits, I do not recommend it. Here's why: Two providers are currently working there, Yo-yo (or Yu-Yu) and Coco It seems that Yo-yo is the one in chargeshe answers a phone. However, both mts appear inexperienced and disinterested in their work. Their behavior is unexpected and unprofessional: they constantly try to upsell services demanding 100 for a full clothed L1 with no touching, negotiate for extra money, and consistently cut the time short by at least 15 minutes.

Also IMHO Yoyo likely came up with a story about Angela, a mysterious gorgeous, young provider who supposedly works there but, as I wrote earlier, is never around. I've visited at various times, and this person has never been present.

**NewCleve** · 04-15-25 18:01

Originally Posted by HughJuhpenis [View Original Post]

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.

If this is SXL, this is a BS review or wasn't posted in a timely manner.

**BenBeck** · 04-15-25 17:33

Originally Posted by Mojitousa [View Original Post]

Holy shit, it IS in Latin! Crazy!

I had the same thought: surely he didn't mean "Latin". Sho 'nuff, there's Latin copy in there in a few places. Quam mirum!

**Mojitousa** · 04-15-25 17:05

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

Their website is funny. The News page is partly in English, Latin and Chinese.

Holy shit, it IS in Latin! Crazy!

**CornCobMaker** · 04-15-25 12:26

Tried out CLC and was not impressed. Maybe I hit them on an off day, because I've read positive things in this forum about the place. The mamsan was a bit rude to start off. Get taken to the back and am greeted by an older lady, like mid 50's, not attractive. Didn't seem appealing but I just went for it. Had a kick rinse off and proceeded to the massage which was average. On the flip I declined service.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 04-14-25 23:24

Paid a first-time visit since it was verified that they allow (literal) back door entry.

I call and say I'll be at back door in 30 sec,. I'm standing there waiting in what felt like the cleanerst, brightest alley I had ever been in. A moment later, I hear some movement. I look up, and a woman is descending the stairs down a back porch. She stops and looks at me. She's a very cute Asian woman. I smile at her, and she smiles back at me. She starts down the stairs again, slowly. We make eye contact again and exchange smiles. I offer a hello, and she returns the greeting warmly. Good deal, I'm thinking. She is taking her sweet fucking time though, and I wished that she would hurry up. I take a few steps toward the stairs. "Are you looking for me?" I ask. She laughs. Good deal. She makes it to the bottom of the stairs, and sort of lifts her eyebrows at me. "I think you are looking for me. ".

Ha ha, No, ha ha. By this time I'm confused and just want to go in. "Are you SURE?"I ask.

No, I'm waiting for someone, she smiles big and cute. My boyfriend. I look to the left, and see a door a few feet away sitting open. I realize I have made a big mistake. The woman takes a few steps back, giving me clearance to high-tail into the massage spot. The woman is cute, prob mid-40's, the whole thing is standard, 160, FS, not bad, not great, might repeat.

**Kratlam** · 04-14-25 22:50

Originally Posted by Varsity2017 [View Original Post]

I am blanking a bit on the name but I walked in and got a BBBJ from a skinny girl with a nice body and decent face. I walked in as they were closing last week and caught a name Bella that was a cute girl.

Any good recommendations at west river, I feel like everyone I've seen there is pretty good looking but not sure why it doesn't pop up on the radar.

What was the damage? Do share.

**SexWithJesus69** · 04-13-25 17:49

Originally Posted by HughJuhpenis [View Original Post]

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.

Which Kelly is this?

**Hugh Juhpenis** · 04-13-25 00:10

Was back in Chi-town last week and made appointment with Kelly again. Once again, left extremely happy and pleased.

After a quick massage (not really there for that), we quickly got to the business at hand. She undressed and got on top of me as I lay face down. Some great body to body rubbing got me hard and ready. Turned over to immediate BBBJ, which she's great at. After about ten minutes, I told her I wanted to reciprocate so she moved up and lowered herself on my face for what seemed like a 15 minutes dining session. Now, I know they all act but I'm telling you, she came. How do I know? I tasted it and it was oh so sweet.

So now, she's really ready to please and moves back down into a cowgirl and lowers herself on my hard member. Boy, it didn't take long between the BBFS and the DFK that I blew my load into her with a ton of force. More kissing and a hot towel and I was on my way.

Will return over and over when in town.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 04-12-25 19:24

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EfVYynCA7ALB...s.preview.copy

MassageChicago.

Ah Thank you!

**Starks** · 04-12-25 17:10

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EfVYynCA7ALB...s.preview.copy

MassageChicago.

Their website is funny. The News page is partly in English, Latin and Chinese.

**HappyGardener** · 04-12-25 16:56

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Anyone know name of spot at this intersection? Searching for reports but not finding anything. Thanks.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EfVYynCA7ALB...s.preview.copy

MassageChicago.

**EatonBeaver** · 04-12-25 16:41

Just got off the plane and they call this place shy town but this Latina hottie was not shy at all. Drove out there an hour before they closed. Paid the door fee and got Martha. She's latina or along those lines. Light skinned, long hair round tits and a round apple ass. Skipped the massage and went straight to jerking my rod. Slapped on the cover and got some deepthroat action. Added sum lube and wanted doggy. Slid it in that fat bbl ass of hers and pounded away facing the mirror in the room. Pretty hot view. Blew my load, she cleaned me up and was on my way.