Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddie223]

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

[Axlmoe]

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

Can't speak for anyone at Fhoh except Sandra, the owner, who has a nice regular sized rump. But IF you need large just hit the spa on the first floor of that building and go with Gis or Lin. Their pics are all over RR and Craigslist.

[BoMcC]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Not me.

Years ago there was a bust in Rockville. Women were being driven down from NY to work at spas and going FS, which is rare in MoCo. I happened to pick that spa that day. Was bare ass naked getting a back rub when it all kicked off. A guy stuck his head in and said get dressed. I got to sit in the UC's truck for a bit explaining how my regular was on vacation and I picked this one off of Craigslist or Backpage. Since I hadn't paid for anything other than a massage and wasn't soliciting or being solicited I got a stern talking to and left. From what I remember the spa owner got some serious "trafficking" charges.

[TheRabbit]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh.

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

[Caddie Master]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

[Proflou2019]

Seems like a 2-3 woman operation in a weird office building.

Yeah, there's at least 3 or 4 other spas in that same building, legit and not so legit. Personally, I've had better experiences just a few blocks away at May or Melting Snow or even better, East Massage.

Lou.

[Wrangler1984]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.

Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.

I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.

I was leaving a little bitter. I wish one they would show photos and two, give a heads up for which are FS and which aren't. Like no table shower or table shower. We all know what that means. I gave her 40 bucks and she seemed ok with it all, but then she broke the Cardinal rule. She didn't check the hall and no one was Manning the front desk. So I go to do my walk of shame in disappointment and there's a 6'2 220 lbs mongers looking right at me at the front desk. I broke the rule and said how's it going, he said what's up and moved so I could leave. I said thanks. The end. Itch not scratched. As someone who grew up in a Latino house hold and traveled all over central and South America, I'm not sure where they keep finding these tall girls. 5'7 to 5'9 is super tall for a Latina. It makes me weak and think with the small head. Be safe out there fellas.

[DoYouKnow]

Mms told me Mina was busy, but Lucy at wed is guaranteed to be a worthy substitute. So headed to wed I did. Lucy opened the door. She was in a cute skirt, showing off her natural assets. She looked cute with a broad forehead. My estimate puts her in early 30's at most. In the dim light, she can pass as late 20's. Youth and boobs, double check!

Once in the room, I donated the customary amount 60 + 160. We skipped the lame massage session and went straight to the main course. Lucy didn't disappoint and put out a great show. She was initially a little reserved but after I played around her kitty with my magical hand, she opened up a lot more. I could taste the passion and desire from her tongue. Her BBBJ was top notch with strong suction. Her bls sent me over to cloud 9. She wouldn't stop until I told her so. She put the cover on my rock hard prick and we fucked like rabbits. She took the pounding like a champ and her tight pussy reminded me my high school sweetheart. I got her to the apex in dg. She moaned loudly, which pushed me close to finish. I demanded cim and she agreed. But when I pulled out, she only used her tongue flapping around my pee hole but her incredible hand squeeze quickly milked all the cum I had. Good time!

Both Lucy and Kiki are good options for WED. Lucy was a good winner option for me. She strived to do her best and actually gave me a great 15 min massage. She is pretty damn good at it too. She had thumb surgery and now pretty impressive. Will definitely return to see her again. MM D that are nicely done.

[LoveFromFrank]

I stopped by 678 a few days ago for a quick fix. Paid $100 for a BBBJ from a pretty attractive girl. She got annoyed when I tried to go too deep into her throat. She switched to sucking my balls and jerking my dick. When it came time, I shot straight up in the air and it landed perfectly in her ear hole, LOL. She was jumping around the room trying to get it to drip out like she was at the pool. She was a good sport about it, but I could tell they was her first ear hole creampie. LOL.

Bro hahaha that's fucking awesome. Better her ear than the table for the next dude I guess. Or worse, you hit yourself in the face with jizz and go home salty as fuck. Literally and figuratively.

[WordEmUp123]

I saw a few reviews of AMPs with good naturals and took the plunge for Kiko.

I'll start with the good stuff:

Kiko is cute and is on the thicker side for an AMP, but that's what I like and definitely sporting soft natural Ds.

Opted for 30 minutes (05). GREAT massage, oil or lotion options, will walk on your back, but if you're a smaller guy, not an option I'd suggest. I'm 6'1 240, so no issue. Paid attention to all knots, and when you ask for strong, it'll be strong.

On the flip, it's understood that L1 is the main thing on the menu. She doesn't immediately get topless, you have to suggest it but I got them out and boy, what a nice pair. She shoved them in my mouth while she massaged Jr and whispered in my ear. It worked. She actually enjoyed her nips being sucked.

The HJ has a lot of oil and edging and ball and taint play. Blew a firehose load and the clean up with efficient. I get the feeling that with repeated visits and maybe more cash, you might get CBJ but I doubt FS is on there.

The only downside is a limited menu but the place was clean and efficient. Would I go back? I would. I have other providers with more options but if I can't get to them, Kiko works. YMMV.

There was another younger, slimmer provider with no ass and decent C cups. Seems like a 2-3 woman operation in a weird office building.

Tip was 130.

[WalkerC]

Anyone seen this one in the past?

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/izzy/

Here ad says "Izzy is back". I don't recall every seeing an ad for her before.

I texted her and she said she is her for 2 months. I plan to see her but was hoping for some feedback first. No reviews on the other site.

[TitansQB]

Came back to Orange; repeat customer, know Sarah pretty well. Entered and met Tina, bottle blonde with a Marilyn Monroe haircut. Only way I can describe it.

Great figure, really large rack. Very friendly, typical language barrier.

Face: 6 of 10.

Body 8.5 of 10.

Massage 4 of 10.

L2 CBJ: 9 of 10 couldn't even really tell if I was covered until it was over.

Value: 9 of 10.

Tina didn't short me, massage after the fact, really nice time. Will come back soon and try a TS with her. She says she works mostly weekends but I saw her middle of the week, late afternoon.

[Hobbiest24]

Long time time lurker. Been trying to see if any Latina place can get all my kinks out. I wanted to know if Paula or Christian is worth it.

[Double Jack J]

Just dropping a brief review on Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna with Charlotte. I'll bring any other intel later on since I'll be around. So yeah I called the place up to confirm availability and location. Got what I needed and told the lady on the phone that I'll be there in half an hour. Got there np and was given a nice welcome. Charlotte asked casually in a fob accent, "You like? I replied "Hell yeah let's do this" Paid for the hour and we get all comfy in the room. She warmed me up with a nice BBBJ intro. I basically told her that she was doing great and to keep going for a few more minutes. Then Charlotte assumed the position on all fours but was like "but you no licking. " I was like that is no problem (wasn't planning on it). Just as things were about to get more heated I asked if I need to glove up. She was like "up to you, baby".

Yeah forget the glove.

Rammed her raw in doggie, cg, and then mish. Grabbed Charlotte's breasts a bit just before I finished all over her chest. That was actually really great with her moaning and clawing all over my back. Did not starfish at all. But yeah after that was all done she gave a nice chill neck and shoulder rub. Charlotte was straight to the point from beginning to end. No bs.

Glad to see Sun Spa is relatively consistent. I've been there before and was more than worth the money. I'll need to dip in with Charlotte she seems new. Whenever I'm in the area I'll make another visit and make the report.

[Caspian33]

Randomly showed up at ocean for the 2nd time, I've heard a lot about Wendy but never met. Walking in with mms and a monger is coming out of the shower, we make eye contact which wasn't cool and Wendy was walking with him. (Apology for stealing Wendy, I did not know that was her) I asked the mms who is working and after hearing all the hype I chose Wendy. Great table shower, she had on little denim shorts and a loose see thru white crop top so her titties were kind of falling out. Amazing massage and then mish and a few other positions. She loved it and cuddles after, went past one hour. She def made it feel like GFE. 240 for everything and I would repeat for sure. Her tits are fake but amazing. Super cute and great attitude.

I wonder if she got a boob job since I last saw her.

They are definitely real. Or were.