Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnWarhammer]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...838896823.html

I went to go see Emma today, don't let the picture fool you, it's not a white girl that you will be seeing, it's a Thai lady, but the picture is very emblematic of this ladies charming and cute aesthetic. The only reason why I went honestly was because the ad looked tgtbt. Simple text message setup, as soon as I was given the address I knew it wasn't a white girl doing massage, but the price to entry was fine enough for me to take a gamble and I was fairly close by. In short, I came away very pleased with the session that I had paid for. For those who frequent the Fairfax area, it's the usual Lincolin Circle spot, usually two providers are in there and a papasan hanging out behind the curtains.

Emma being her fake name, was tall, probably 6 ft and fairly open about the menu, however I did not inquire about FS. I opted for the 1 hour session with nuru. Massage was decent, but a bit light. She is very friendly, polite and even when I arrived at the location, she wasn't prepared without makeup, she still looked very pretty IMO. I was a bit late to the appointment due to some traffic and light rain so she assumed I wasn't going to come and did not prepare.

Gentlemen let me tell you, her body is. Wow! With the tits to match, real squishy DD's, my fucking god and the kind of nipples that are like protruding, but also inverted, perfectly sized. Body all oiled up and a very enthusiastic finish, had me flying through the clouds. I don't think she is sticking around much longer, but she did mention that the money is good here and will look to find a place for longer term. I will repeat if she is still here.

[Zedhol]

I was visiting Reston Town Center last week and needed a rub down before my conference. Didn't have a car, so walked up to Elden Spa, having seen decent reviews on this site.

Nice place, well away from high traffic area, clean and well decorated. Greeted straight by nice girl, early 30's, who took me back. She looked like a C cup, but turned out to be well padded. Asked what I wanted and I paid for hour. Massage very good but not great, certainly got the knots out. Her English was not great but passable, after the flip and some front work, asked if I wanted "boom boom", I said sure. She asked for 1.8 but I gave 2, so she kissed me and stripped. She proceeded to CBJ, then DATY and CFS till I blew. DATY tasted amazing. She said we have more time, so I lay back down, and she lay on top and I sucked the beautiful nipples for another 5 minutes, till ready again and she gave me BBHJ. Very good experience. I asked her name, and I think she said Cici, or something like that.

Happy customer, and thanks for this site for the previous reviews.

[Kijimuna]

Saw that CC in Mclean was advertising a Latina. Stopped in for 30 min at $60. A mid 30's blond Latina with a tiny waist with a 6 pack, bubble man made ass, and well done man made Ds was my therapist. Quick massage with lots of teasing. Asked what I wanted, I said BJ thinking I'd enjoy that for a while until she got tired of it and then get FS for $40 more, which often works. But unfortunately or fortunately she dropped to her knees, grabbed the back of my legs, and swallowed my dick to the base. She started deep throating my dick like crazy. She was gagging herself so loud that the MMS opened the door to check that everything was ok. LOL, she stood there dumbfounded and watched for a minute or so. I did my best to think about baseball, but only lasted maybe 10 minutes. Blasted down her throat, she had nothing left to spit out.

I had 15 minutes left and she asked what I wanted. I asked if I could play with her pussy. She hopped up on the table and spread her legs. Oddly tight V considering her line of work. I don't think she had a baby, as I didn't see any damage. Went to work for about 10 minutes fingerbanging her, but couldn't get her off. Tipped her $100 and called it a day.

She is her another week or so.

[ButtGuy128]

Figured I'd check out a place I haven't been to yet based on a prior review. I wasn't expecting much given the location and the fact that I've been to a few places based on reviews that talk about how young or beautiful the girl was and it never pans out. Every time it's been a bust for me and it seems like the reviewer embellished a girls looks because they had an enjoyable session. Every time, without fail. Until today. Mikkie IS a smoke show (at least in my opinion).

MMS answered the door and pointed me to the room. When Mikkie walked in, I couldn't get undressed fast enough. The description is mostly accurate, except is I'd say she's a little taller and has man-mades, but they're nice. Opted for 30 minutes because I was short on time. Decent massage, she's playful, energetic and a nice change of pace considering the other options in the area. She does have her boundaries (CBJ, no kissing, no FIV), but I'll be going back ASAP.

Appreciate the report but you haven't been to route 1 before? Noticed you have prior posts about visits to Route 1 in Woodbridge. Just curious, how was this a new location for you?

[DoYouKnow]

Happy Friday eve it most certainly was! Reading back from past posts, Anna will always be my ATF then there is Yuki. Anna is back at 678 now and Yuki at Ocean. The service between this 2 gems is phenomenal. I have been knowing them since they first arrive in NOVA. What more can I say, to those of you who has partaken in the biting of this apple, you already know. They have nearly cornered the market on their Talent at least in the Loudon County area. Keep these ladies around guys. I think this summer will be a really good one with the talent we are seeing around NOVA. Stay safe and keep that head on a swivel.

[Two45]

Any solid Thai providers? Ideally not a GILF but a solid MILF is acceptable, for FS.

[AsssManKramer]

Figured I'd check out a place I haven't been to yet based on a prior review. I wasn't expecting much given the location and the fact that I've been to a few places based on reviews that talk about how young or beautiful the girl was and it never pans out. Every time it's been a bust for me and it seems like the reviewer embellished a girls looks because they had an enjoyable session. Every time, without fail. Until today. Mikkie IS a smoke show (at least in my opinion).

MMS answered the door and pointed me to the room. When Mikkie walked in, I couldn't get undressed fast enough. The description is mostly accurate, except is I'd say she's a little taller and has man-mades, but they're nice. Opted for 30 minutes because I was short on time. Decent massage, she's playful, energetic and a nice change of pace considering the other options in the area. She does have her boundaries (CBJ, no kissing, no FIV), but I'll be going back ASAP.

Met Mikkie the other day. Mikkie is a SMOKE SHOW for sure. Curvy body with C top. 5 ft 5", 110-115 lbs, 33-35 ish looks. Flat & toned tummy, Asian model frame, two tattoos on her spine, one between her shoulder blades and the other one is on her lower back. Her English is fluent and she has real good communication skills which really enhanced the mood.

After massage, she teased my whole back with her lips and it was quite sensual. I turned around. And she did the same actions on me like moving up & down. BJ was passionate. 69 position and it was very hot. Her kitty was right in front of my face / nose and I could see her kitty too was wanting my lips. She intentionally bounced her ass back to coax me into DATY. I had to suck it for a while. Deepthroat was impressive. She did some HJ motion on Jr too. Told her I wanted to go the main event and she started riding on me. Energetic in CG. Jumped on my shaft like a pogo stick. RCG. Then changed position into leap frog doggy for a minute. And then she put her knees on the table with her legs open, back arched. Thrust her ass deep hard and it felt tight. I started moaning and she pounded her ass against Jimmy. Hot towel cleanup and I left there. One of the best FS girls I've met so far. She's a keeper.

[TheRabbit]

Visited with Paola at Empire Fairfax.

Was her ass as really as big as her pics showed?

[Proflou2019]

I'll put a link for their ad, I'm pretty sure OP and I are talking about the same place though he put a slightly different address.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/le.../13235840.html

Two different spas. Eastern (11094) has been back and forth open and closed several times the past year. Reported here multiple times.

The other spot (11092) is def much lower profile in person, but is run by same agency that has multiple sites around Nova. Their giveaway is how they post the number, always xxx-yyyzzzz. They're all the typical jack shack (IMO) with bait and switch ads.

Lou.

[XanderEks]

For those of us not familiar with that area, can you share the name of the AMP? Personally, I'm on a quest for Asian GILF. So if they bait and switch me, it'll be one more activity off my bucket list.

TIA.

The place has some generic name, I think it's called 'Massage Spa' but you won't see that anywhere other than their door on some random piece of paper or sticker.

I've been a few times and the last time I didn't stay; I posted here about how it smelled like someone was cooking in there.

The times I've been, the massage is decent actually but although their ad lists 'Free Table Shower' I've yet to experience that; didn't seem like it was a real option at the time when I went and not sure about now.

You'll likely get a Chinese MILF / gilf who is eager to please you for a lower than usual tip (relative to the Korean spots). There's a barber / beard grooming place directly across from it, which made me slightly uneasy about running into people coming and going, but didn't seem to be a high traffic place. Here's their ad on BP. I'll put a link for their ad, I'm pretty sure OP and I are talking about the same place though he put a slightly different address.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/le.../13235840.html

[PulsatingDuct]

Met Mikkie the other day. Mikkie is a SMOKE SHOW for sure. Curvy body with C top. 5 ft 5", 110-115 lbs, 33-35 ish looks. Flat & toned tummy, Asian model frame, two tattoos on her spine, one between her shoulder blades and the other one is on her lower back. Her English is fluent and she has real good communication skills which really enhanced the mood. In TS, she applied a liquid soap on me and then massaged me. Paid right amount of attentions on downtown. She tried to make sure everything was fine whenever she moved to the next step of her routine. I'm sure you're going to enjoy playful banter with her. Actually I could tell she is a master in this part. For example, while she was washing my Jimmy she asked me if I could sing a song for her. It Cracked me up! I politely declined but, after TS, she sang a song for me while she was massaging me. And she was so Lovely! I tried to do with her but my voice sounded like rotten so I just hummed while she was singing. She giggled after finishing it.

After massage, she teased my whole back with her lips and it was quite sensual. I turned around. And she did the same actions on me like moving up & down. BJ was passionate. 69 position and it was very hot. Her kitty was right in front of my face / nose and I could see her kitty too was wanting my lips. She intentionally bounced her ass back to coax me into DATY. I had to suck it for a while. Deepthroat was impressive. She did some HJ motion on Jr too. Told her I wanted to go the main event and she started riding on me. Energetic in CG. Jumped on my shaft like a pogo stick. RCG. Then changed position into leap frog doggy for a minute. And then she put her knees on the table with her legs open, back arched. Thrust her ass deep hard and it felt tight. I started moaning and she pounded her ass against Jimmy. Hot towel cleanup and I left there. One of the best FS girls I've met so far. She's a keeper.

[FakeName3]

For those of us not familiar with that area, can you share the name of the AMP? Personally, I'm on a quest for Asian GILF. So if they bait and switch me, it'll be one more activity off my bucket list.

TIA.

Don't know the name they go by now. It used to be called Eastern and is at 11094 Lee Highway D102.

Really wasn't complaining about the service just making fun of their elaborate Bait and Switch routine. To paraphrase My Cousin Vinny. They had two identical providers with the same height, weight, and build, wearing the same black teddy and the same glasses. One was 20 something and the other was 50 something and looked so much alike that in a dark room it's near impossible to tell then apart until the clothes come off.

I might go back because even with the older one I had fun and CBJ, DATO, FIV, and CFS for a $ tip.

Thee menu they showed me did have a four hands option so maybe I will go back and try that. Closest thing to a mother/daughter you will find in an AMP.

[Patch24m]

Finally had a chance to sample Grace at Forever Wellness. I called and asked if she was available and she said yes. So I said, I'll be there in 10 minutes. Upon entering the establishment, Grace met me at the door in a short flowery tight dress. She has a nice tone body, about 5'2", cute face but probably nearing her 50's. Gave her my full donation and off we went to the TS. Usual TS activities but what surprised me was that after she washed my nether regions, she then proceeded to wash my butt with her bare butt. LOL! I jokingly said, turn over? And she laughed. She had me turn over for the rest of the TS and asked me if I would like the same treatment at the front. Why YES please! So basically P2 P in the TS in reverse cowgirl and it kinda slipped in -- ALL THE WAY IN (I looked to make sure! She managed a few pumps in before she resumed the P2 P. Back to the room is the usual Grace treatment that you legends are used to. Her age is a non-factor based on the services you're getting. Needless to say, I will be back to see her again. . 8 to the house and 1. 6 to Grace. Always be nice to the ladies.

[CommandF]

On the way out I asked her where the other girl was and she acted like she didn't understand and refused to talk into my translator. I'm almost tempted to go back just to find out if the young chubby one actually is a provider of just the daughter of the granny luring customers in.

Anyone else get the bait and switch there?

That's bogus but tbh, if I'm going into an AMP, I'm almost resigned to the default that none of these ladies are under 40 for the most part. If any dude believes any ad advertising on bedpage claiming to be young 20 year olds willing to take a creampie, the I have bridge to sell you. The upside at least is that these girls, for better or worse, will be easier to get more for less opposed from orgs. It's a give and take. Kind of a shame that it's like that, I'd probably be more inclined to take certain girls up more on a one time if they just advertised them as such. Ain't nothing wrong needing to hit a MILF / GILF from the back.

Only exceptions are of course the Thai girls occasionally listed there but YMMV and unless you click, service is mechanical.

[TomPayne25]

Today I witnessed the ultimate in bait and switch. I was in Fairfax and drove past the Shell Station realizing I hadn't stopped at the two AMPs in the next building in over a year. Tried the one on the end that had rave reviews from a few seniors last year and it was closed and locked up tight. The realty lockbox on the railing and lack of signage tells me it is closed premaritally. Next stop was the one across from the beard place and that's where bait and switch perfection took place.

I rang the bell and hear interior doors open and close before the outside door opened and was greeted by a beautiful 20 something chubby asian wearing a black teddy and glasses. Chinese and not a word of English she led me into a room and showed me a sign with prices. I gave a 50 for Hhr and a hug but she was not overly friendly. She turned off the light and closed the door while I got undressed and laid face down. In walks the provider and I looked up to see the same chubby Chinese the same black teddy with glasses so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ass massage while I rubbed her thigh. She spent 10 min on my ass and balls before she suggested a flip where I realize she was a 50 something Chinese granny. I was ready to bolt but she did make me hard and offered FS for 120 before I talked her down to 100 and agreed.

CBJ, DATY, standing MISH, K9, and back to MISH but the hat she supplied wasn't doing anything for me so she suggested a HJ finish while I FIV her. She kept squeezing her pussy to the point I thought she was going to break my fingers before I released.

For those of us not familiar with that area, can you share the name of the AMP? Personally, I'm on a quest for Asian GILF. So if they bait and switch me, it'll be one more activity off my bucket list.

TIA.