Strip Club Reports

[MacFlurry23]

I took a day off of work and am considering a janky daytime trip to one of these clubs. Never been before, though. I'm within 15 minutes of Synn, SR, Paradise, and Secret's. If I'm looking for a first time experience aka a VIP dance, which would be best service-wise? I've seen descriptions of the girls from each club so I have a rough idea of what to expect visually.

[Roland2418]

Dumb hoe math. Of course a more lower rate is going to do more business. It's good they they know others are more reasonable. They are trying to convince themselves that sticking to GPS gets them a "higher quality" customer. Like that even matters to the guy.

Seen these stories shared on IG synn dancers. Kinda makes me not want to see them.

[GreenMount28]

Seen these stories shared on IG synn dancers. Kinda makes me not want to see them.

The GPS squad lolol. Those chicks can make money from stage dances alone.

[KevlarProof]

Seen these stories shared on IG synn dancers. Kinda makes me not want to see them.

[XBiker]

Thanks for pointing that out cause I was going to say something similar. Having grown up in the SGV and a few rave trips, I know my fair share of both, ABGs definitely more cleaner (like UC Riverside Irvine chicks! As for Hood Rats I feel most of them in coffee shops and tend to have more tattoos especially sleeves and large back pieces. At least that's what I have seen so far. But we can always definitely use some more in these clubs.

Like how are those new asian chicks at synn? One has a real nice rack.

ABG has co-opted by society and changed. When I am growing up, it stood Asian Baby Gangster. It started closer to hood rat then most people know. Then it became Asian Baby Girl used to describe Asian girls with the tuner model look. Now, I see GenZ, using for Asian Boba Girls. Asian girls obsessed with fashion and shopping, while drinking boba. The term has been gentrified.

[GreenMount28]

ABG's and Hood Rats are different things. ABG's are much cleaner looking, Americanized girls. Heavy White culture influence, esp blonde hair. If they are dancing, it is more likely a Viet coffee shops but a few might strip. Nyoko, Dior / Safari, Catherine, Katana, are some candidates. But ABG's usually already have money and / or sugar daddies and / or gangster boyfriends, so probably don't need to strip.

Thanks for pointing that out cause I was going to say something similar. Having grown up in the SGV and a few rave trips, I know my fair share of both, ABGs definitely more cleaner (like UC Riverside Irvine chicks! As for Hood Rats I feel most of them in coffee shops and tend to have more tattoos especially sleeves and large back pieces. At least that's what I have seen so far. But we can always definitely use some more in these clubs.

Like how are those new asian chicks at synn? One has a real nice rack.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Indeed I did! Asked mama what the little buggers name was and she told me "little Rolex". Might could say I gave little Rolex's mama a damn good shagging.

"little Rolex"

Let's bump her up from 7 to 8 on the hoodrat scale.

[Roland2418]

ABG's and Hood Rats are different things. ABG's are much cleaner looking, Americanized girls. Heavy White culture influence, esp blonde hair. If they are dancing, it is more likely a Viet coffee shops but a few might strip. Nyoko, Dior / Safari, Catherine, Katana, are some candidates. But ABG's usually already have money and / or sugar daddies and / or gangster boyfriends, so probably don't need to strip.

I'd say the girls below are ABG. Hood rat level 1-10 1 being least hood, 10 being most hood:

Shay Synn - 7.

Sativa SR - 4.

Cora SR - 3.

Camilla SR - 2.

Jenny SR - 1.

Catherine Synn - 2.

Nyoko Synn - 4.

LOL. Hood rat level. I crack myself up.

[AttaSquirt]

Nice. Hopefully you didn't make eye contact with that big ass tattoo of her kid with your cock in her ass.

Indeed I did! Asked mama what the little buggers name was and she told me "little Rolex". Might could say I gave little Rolex's mama a damn good shagging.

[CheepMoney]

I'd say the girls below are ABG. Hood rat level 1-10 1 being least hood, 10 being most hood:

Shay Synn - 7.

Sativa SR - 4.

Cora SR - 3.

Camilla SR - 2.

Jenny SR - 1.

Catherine Synn - 2.

Nyoko Synn - 4.

LOL. Hood rat level. I crack myself up.

You forgot about the upseller LOL.

Suki SR - 3.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Where and who are some of the best ABG hood rat? Bonus points if have lots on the menu.

I'd say the girls below are ABG. Hood rat level 1-10 1 being least hood, 10 being most hood:

Shay Synn - 7.

Sativa SR - 4.

Cora SR - 3.

Camilla SR - 2.

Jenny SR - 1.

Catherine Synn - 2.

Nyoko Synn - 4.

LOL. Hood rat level. I crack myself up.

[Genxican]

Looks like they are after-hours. Never been to the old bliss maybe it is worth it instead of driving all the way LA.

I went back when it was Hollywood East and then Bliss, not worth it, in my opinion.

[GreenMount28]

Excellent report AverageGuy! Yeah Secrets (formerly known as Bliss) can be a real hoot.

Looks like they are after-hours. Never been to the old bliss maybe it is worth it instead of driving all the way LA.

[Tony1628]

Where and who are some of the best ABG hood rat? Bonus points if have lots on the menu.

[AttaSquirt]

Haven't really done the strip club visits in many many years but the recent visits to Paradise sparked up the interest to visit again.

Stopped by and didn't really feel the vibe so I left and as I was driving on Valley saw Secrets and remembered a few posts. Now full disclosure I have never been to the this location either this name or previous so I don't have a comparison for how the club was before. Walked in and was immediately thrown off by just how small the club is. The stage is right when you walk in damn near 5 ft from the entrance. Definitely no modern updates so it might be from years back.

After the initial culture shock of it all I saw down and immediately was approached by a dancer. Definitely on the chubby side but really nice personality. Passed but she wasn't difficult about it. Now, this place unlike others you don't have to worry about being approached unlike other clubs. Yes, the girls are sitting down but the moment one leaves almost immediately there is someone swooping in to hustle. Some are really brazen about the extras than others. In terms of dancer looks. Definitely a nice mix of all types, body types and ethnicities. Quite a few were definitely lookers, perfect 10's? No, but definitely attractive. Got dances which a standout is a young black mixed girl name of Luna, there is a latina by the name of Lua. Cindy has been mentioned in a previous post and I can confirm a reasonable amount for extras, didn't partake but there was ample opportunities.

Stayed rather late and the last dance was with Sugar, believe she said she was Cuban. A bit difficult in communication due to her primarily speaking Spanish but will surely take her to the VIP room on the next visit assuming she's there. Body type was definitely my style. Pretty face, curvy, a bit of a small stomach but nothing too out of hand and that is just nitpicking honestly.

Excellent report AverageGuy! Yeah Secrets (formerly known as Bliss) can be a real hoot.