Massage Parlor Reports

**Fit312** · 03-31-25 19:37

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

Whoever that is might have been picking greens, but that's one of the last intersections I'd consider given all the pollution. All the same, I've seen one of the monks from the friary at Archer and Damen picking over some godforsaken weeds at the easement on the corner.

**Mitsom** · 03-31-25 18:59

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.

Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?

**FellowMonger** · 03-31-25 18:54

Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it and listened to the direction I gave when I asked her to bend over or when I was playing with her big jugs. I would consider going back for a quick itch. Ofc not exactly the best bang for your buck but more niche.

**WBurton** · 03-31-25 17:52

Originally Posted by ChicagoSlave [View Original Post]

I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.

Rose Spa Archer Ave. YoYo will do a 3 some with the other girl that not bad looking for $300 for the hour it is a good time.

**Nowhere500** · 03-31-25 17:51

Originally Posted by ChicagoSlave [View Original Post]

When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.

I got rimming and bbj the first time I saw her. I tipped her $60.

**WalkingHard** · 03-31-25 17:26

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.

They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

**ChicagoSlave** · 03-31-25 16:25

I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.

(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.

**ChicagoSlave** · 03-31-25 14:54

Originally Posted by Psilue [View Original Post]

How does one book an appointment with the famous Judy? I called, no answer. I filled out the form on the website for an appointment, no reply. I tried to walk in one day. She looked very nervous and disheveled. And told me she was busy. If she is really in her 70's, she looks great! But, I'm starting to fear that I'll never get to enjoy her talents. Any tips? Thanks!

She opens at 10. Maybe be a walk in? When other walk ins would show up when I was there she would always tell them what time to come back.

**ChicagoSlave** · 03-31-25 14:29

Originally Posted by Psilue [View Original Post]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long..

When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.

**ConfuciusMan** · 03-31-25 12:31

Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.

**WBurton** · 03-31-25 12:16

I swear I thought I was trippin.

I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.

At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.

I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.

**DaveyJ23** · 03-31-25 10:23

I've texted her before. You get her number from a CL ad.

Between the deposit and everything else being TGTBT, it seemed like a scam to me so I passed.

Originally Posted by Varsity2017 [View Original Post]

Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

https://marcysinfo.com/

**MikeJones1089** · 03-31-25 08:58

I think her name was lala, I went to check it out before I went out for some drinks with some friends, lala looked great in the dress and tits popping out looking so juicy. She wanted 2 I hit her with 1. 6 she didn't seem interested, so I just told her ill be back, she accepted 1. 6 but I told her I come back later, she seemed annoyed. W / e after some drinks I came back the other girl answer and she wasn't great skinny with nothing going on. Lala came in and I'm like hey I'm back, she didn't remember me I was like w / e let's get to business. The doorbell rings as I'm using the bathroom and then the other girl was like you want me? I'm like no I want lala, she was like she busy. I thought I was here first WTF, I got annoyed and was like just give me my money back, lala was apologetic and she was don't worry baby I'll take care of you. I should've just fuken left, service was so rushed she sucked some good d with lots of balls licking she rodé me and was like cum for me 3 min I'm like hold up stop rushing slow down; she went faster, at this point, I was like fuked this I was not into it anymore, so switched to mish and angrily just pounded away, she let out some genuine loud moans I just oounded away until I busted. Must of been a total of like 10-15 min.

Her boobs looked. Another better with the dress on she must a been a C cup pushing D? I probably won't repeat again.

I do enjoy a Good massage so maybe I'll just go to princess or enjoy life and see Tina cute little self.

**GeneralObvious** · 03-31-25 08:30

A couple of things have to happen. Firstly, she has to be into you. Secondly, you and her have to be the only ones in the spa. You're best bet is to meet a gal you click with, and ask her to come in early. You will have to pad the tip to get providers to come in an hour or so before the other girls arrive.

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.

**Fit312** · 03-31-25 07:49

Originally Posted by Ohhi773 [View Original Post]

I just passed by. Everything looks ok to me.

Must have been at the smoke shop next door since their door is busted out and the place is empty. I liked those guys because they waived sales taxes if you paid with cash and were generally pretty friendly, but I knew that there was no way that they were making the rent. Speaking of Orange, the girls have been shaking me down for $250 for BBBJ / CFS and the service hasn't been that great this rotation. Wonder if this is due to girls overlapping with spas that regularly charge a house fee like Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa or I'm just walking around with the word "sucker" written all over my face. I am aware that a house fee is built into charges at flat-rate places.