Massage Parlor Reports

[GeneralObvious]

A couple of things have to happen. Firstly, she has to be into you. Secondly, you and her have to be the only ones in the spa. You're best bet is to meet a gal you click with, and ask her to come in early. You will have to pad the tip to get providers to come in an hour or so before the other girls arrive.

Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.

[Fit312]

I just passed by. Everything looks ok to me.

Must have been at the smoke shop next door since their door is busted out and the place is empty. I liked those guys because they waived sales taxes if you paid with cash and were generally pretty friendly, but I knew that there was no way that they were making the rent. Speaking of Orange, the girls have been shaking me down for $250 for BBBJ / CFS and the service hasn't been that great this rotation. Wonder if this is due to girls overlapping with spas that regularly charge a house fee like Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa or I'm just walking around with the word "sucker" written all over my face. I am aware that a house fee is built into charges at flat-rate places.

[BuffaloBear]

How are you guys doing? I hadn't visited a massage place in a while and hadn't been to Pacifico Spa in a little over a year and a half. Looks like my usual is no longer there and her phone is disconnected, she wasn't the best looking, probably a 5-6/10 but I could get L3 for 1 $ and pound away for the full half or hour. She even let me cum on her ass and tits a few times and gave me a bare camel slide once.

I'm looking for a new spa to hit up and have been seeing SXL and Orange mentioned quite a bit alongside Ashland and some Apartments. For a good BBJ should I stick to apartments or AMPs? Any outstanding Latinas or Asians this time around? Kelly sounds like she could satisfy my Asian MILF fetish but haven't been able to find a good Latin girl. -Bear Down.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.

[CantSlowDown]

Just left Rose spa, place looks like it's falling apart, I called ahead and asked for Yoyo when I was down the street. Was greeted by an older mms and another 30's-40 cute girl who I confirmed was yoyo. About 5', in a black dress with c or d manmades. Asked for hhr with BBBJ, $$. Cfs no BBBJ was $. 60 but I wanted to see what the hype was about. Laid down for BBBJ about 5 min then had her on fours on the table while I fucked her throat. She can take it, made no complaints. Put the condom on after about another 5 min of BBBJ and pounded in missionary for about 2 min and had her flip for standing doggy (she has a pretty small booty but wasn't bad) for the next 5 min and blew in the bag. She can take my girth as there was no complaints and didn't even tell me to go slow like almost lot of my other experiences. Overall 7/10 I thought she'd be younger but not bad at all. There's no door BTW it's just a curtain and I liked that LOL.

[TimJacks25]

She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?

She should be returning next month.

[JesterJames]

She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?

I saw her about 2 weeks ago and she said the would be gone for about 3 or 4 months as she's having surgery and will need time to recover.

[AyoHell]

Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.

She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?

[Self Hi5]

Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

https://marcysinfo.com/

What's the number? I don't see in on the website.

[Gopher88]

New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday decided to give 127 spa Didn't get names but an attractive late 20's The other one late 50's greeted me and took me to room.

Handed her $$ 70 door fee. One hour. There was no negotiation. She asked me if I wanted 2 girls and I told her I only had additional extra 50 on me and she said no need to pay more.

She invited another girl in which in turn invited yet another girl in and all of a Only downside was.

Completion I did not push for so not sure if it can be had. All in all great deal and I'll be back for sure.

KK was old , the other girl young and cute . Both had nylon's on. L1. 127 street Tinley i think

[Gopher88]

Curious which KK you're talking about, if there is more than one?


Reminded me I meant to leave a review. A bit dated but should still be good info. KK Healthy, or whatever, on Laramie, just off Belmont. I went 2-3 months back. I was familiar with the place because Yuki, grasping dragon chick, had done a short stint there and I was curious to check out the talent. They advertise on the usual sites, BBBJ, GFE but that's all BS. It's a one woman shop and she's strict about everything covered. I had gone one time, to scope it out but there was a lot of "no this" and "no that" and was frustrated with the bait and switch on advertised services, so I walked. However, the lady working there was admittedly attractive. After some time, I decided to follow up because I wanted to see her naked. Part of it was her attitude, wanted to give her an angry bang, hahaha. So I went again, a few weeks later. Same lady, only one there. 2 benjys all in, which really isn't bad. Still a bit of the stand-offish attitude but I stuck with it. She goes through this whole process of wiping you down, even after using her shower. It's meticulous and a bit frustrating but at the same time I can't blame her. I'd probably be the same way if I was slangin' my cooch, haha. She gets through that then strips down.

I'd put her at mid-late 30's, above average height, maybe 5-7, 5-8, good shape, fairly toned / healthy with a nice figure. Big Bs, small Cs, nice ass and a pretty face IMO. She wears this hooker red lipstick that's kinda hot.

For her, GFE means CBJ and no DATY, which I had considered if available but not sure I'd follow through on anyways. Her oral skill are not that great. So we moved on to the main event. Standing dog, mish, then proper doggy on the table. Fairly tight, not all used up, but can take it like a champ. Not to brag but I've had many girls complain about my size, nothing out of her though. And despite the attitude issues, she actually started to get into it. Like I unlocked the freak, haha. That or she gets wet easy because she was dripping wet after a while. I bust and we start to clean up and she's wiping all the drip that went down her leg. I think she enjoyed herself a bit, hahaha. At some point I asked for extra wipes and towels to clean myself better and it actually made her smile. It was odd but noticeable, like she must be a OCD clean freak and appreciated that I wanted to be clean also.

Anyways, would I recommend? That's tough. I literally walked on her the first time I scoped it out, because I could sense the attitude. When I did see her, I was questioning whether or not I should stay, before sticking with it. Afterwards, I was glad I did. Also, I think she's pretty hot, like, she has this classic beauty to her that's not very common. For some, the attitude will be a total turn off. If you go in knowing what to expect and abide by her "rules" then it can be a fun time. I lean towards a "recommend" but it's not going to be a repeat for a while, for me.

KK 127 street old and L1.

[FictionalSpace]

Try Emily at SXL young 27 spinner body and amazing service and super cute and friendly she is the best in Chicago.

Will be in town next weekend and sxl is convenient to where I'm staying. Emily sounds like my type. BBBJ offered? What damage should I expect to the wallet?

[SpaGuy21]

Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

https://marcysinfo.com/

Very well done scam. BS website with fake reviews, YT video and absolutely no contact info. During the video talks about a $25 donation and the voice seems dubbed. Don't even think twice, hard pass.

[Jge096]

Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.

[GnogginFan]

Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?

https://marcysinfo.com/

The one TER review screenshot posted on this website links back to a 2008 review you can find here.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...634759-110720/

Her audio does not sync in any way with her voice. This looks scammy, as is anything ever asking for a deposit.