Massage Parlor Reports

[TMen23]

Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.

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What services does Harmony Spa offer? Is it full service and what price are we looking at?

[Dbry4281]

Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.

Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge.

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[Psilue]

3 hour round trip and not even a BJ? Damn. As soon as she got to your mid section you should have just flat out told her you wanted a BJ and rim. I've seen her twice, both times a year or so apart so it was like I was a new guy to her and both times she had my dick in her mouth immediately after a short massage. Switching back and forth between blowing me and rimming for like 20 min and I blew my load in her mouth both times. She's not one of those ladies that you have to build familiarity with in order for her to blow you and rim, she does it all the time for first timers.

I was not direct and I never stated what I wanted. I sat back and waited for the magic to happen. I'd never seen a review that was only L1 so I guess I just assumed said magic would happen. I may have to try again. Sigh.

[NickMM]

Just did a two hours sesh at Orange. Sasa was the luck of the draw. He was cute and eager to please. Gave a great teasing TS where I popped, then a nice longer massage that was pretty skilled. After that we did a bunch of positions, but I edged and saved my pop. Surprisingly now house fee? Just $500 for the 2 hours, so you get a little bit of a bulk discount.

[OrdLover]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.

I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.

Please remember this is the massage forum not the escorts form. The ladies here don't have to sucks you off or fuck everyone, they have a choice. If they were an escort then that is a different story. Remember guys the ladies can choose to service you or not. Like Kendy of Touhy she fucks a lot of guys but she doesn't allow me to fuck her. Only HJ so I stopped seeing her.

[Nowhere500]

For Harmony its an all Korean spa, so if you like koreans, stop by. They speak good english.

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Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge.

[Dbry4281]

For Harmony its an all Korean spa, so if you like koreans, stop by. They speak good english.

Check out Harmony. I don't have a particular name for you, but went there recently and got a view of what was on offer. Every girl I saw was fit, attractive, and under 40 (some looked to be in their 20's). Also, Broadway Spa had a bunch of young skinny girls last time I went. Finally, if you're okay with an overpriced L1, Amy at Grand Spa is an option.

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[SpaGuy21]

New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday.

Curious which KK you're talking about, if there is more than one?

Reminded me I meant to leave a review. A bit dated but should still be good info. KK Healthy, or whatever, on Laramie, just off Belmont. I went 2-3 months back. I was familiar with the place because Yuki, grasping dragon chick, had done a short stint there and I was curious to check out the talent. They advertise on the usual sites, BBBJ, GFE but that's all BS. It's a one woman shop and she's strict about everything covered. I had gone one time, to scope it out but there was a lot of "no this" and "no that" and was frustrated with the bait and switch on advertised services, so I walked. However, the lady working there was admittedly attractive. After some time, I decided to follow up because I wanted to see her naked. Part of it was her attitude, wanted to give her an angry bang, hahaha. So I went again, a few weeks later. Same lady, only one there. 2 benjys all in, which really isn't bad. Still a bit of the stand-offish attitude but I stuck with it. She goes through this whole process of wiping you down, even after using her shower. It's meticulous and a bit frustrating but at the same time I can't blame her. I'd probably be the same way if I was slangin' my cooch, haha. She gets through that then strips down.

I'd put her at mid-late 30's, above average height, maybe 5-7, 5-8, good shape, fairly toned / healthy with a nice figure. Big Bs, small Cs, nice ass and a pretty face IMO. She wears this hooker red lipstick that's kinda hot.

For her, GFE means CBJ and no DATY, which I had considered if available but not sure I'd follow through on anyways. Her oral skill are not that great. So we moved on to the main event. Standing dog, mish, then proper doggy on the table. Fairly tight, not all used up, but can take it like a champ. Not to brag but I've had many girls complain about my size, nothing out of her though. And despite the attitude issues, she actually started to get into it. Like I unlocked the freak, haha. That or she gets wet easy because she was dripping wet after a while. I bust and we start to clean up and she's wiping all the drip that went down her leg. I think she enjoyed herself a bit, hahaha. At some point I asked for extra wipes and towels to clean myself better and it actually made her smile. It was odd but noticeable, like she must be a OCD clean freak and appreciated that I wanted to be clean also.

Anyways, would I recommend? That's tough. I literally walked on her the first time I scoped it out, because I could sense the attitude. When I did see her, I was questioning whether or not I should stay, before sticking with it. Afterwards, I was glad I did. Also, I think she's pretty hot, like, she has this classic beauty to her that's not very common. For some, the attitude will be a total turn off. If you go in knowing what to expect and abide by her "rules" then it can be a fun time. I lean towards a "recommend" but it's not going to be a repeat for a while, for me.

[Irving Park]

I was stunned to read the report from Psilue. I have gotten a great bbj every time I have seen Judy. She even sent me a Merry Christmas text. I think the first time I went, she asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted a BJ.

[NickMM]

Loving all the reviews of Orange and the chicas look smoking on threads! How much max $ should one bring for a good time. Say a couple chicas for a few hours? 70 + 60 x 2 x 3 = $430? Seems low.

[Zagal]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. .

3 hour round trip and not even a BJ? Damn. As soon as she got to your mid section you should have just flat out told her you wanted a BJ and rim. I've seen her twice, both times a year or so apart so it was like I was a new guy to her and both times she had my dick in her mouth immediately after a short massage. Switching back and forth between blowing me and rimming for like 20 min and I blew my load in her mouth both times. She's not one of those ladies that you have to build familiarity with in order for her to blow you and rim, she does it all the time for first timers.

[Mitsom]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.

I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.

I'm just curious. Did you ever indicate you wanted more than that or did you just sit back passively waiting to see what she would do? Like did you ever communicate what you wanted? I've never seen her before but she's well reviewed. I'm just curious if your lackluster session is because you're a new client or because you just weren't aggressive in stating what you wanted and what you were there for. Did you indicate you wanted L2 or more and she refused?

[Psilue]

I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.

Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.

The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.

So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.

I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.

[CGS480]

No BBBJs to be had in that area, but Body Focus which is right down the street (Washington & Michigan) is a reliable HJ spot.

Immediate vicinity, walking distance, nothing. Any solid options are Taxi or Uber / Lyft distance.

Thanks!! Debating taking a transit down to SXL or Orange. What are the normal rates I should expect for BBBJ around here? Back where I'm from I haven't found an AMP that offers BBBJ but CBJ is typically 100. I saw Orange is 200, is SXL the same (house and tip included).

[RichL1234]

Got a chance to go back and visit Wendy. She is a big girl and carries it well (especially in her skimpy school girl outfit).

50/ hhr.

Lame ass massage but she does let you know that she got some big ol titties.

Lots of teasing and OTC touching.

On the flip it was all business. Asked what I wanted and my response was " you".

Titties came out and the fun began.

Unfortunately it was mostly teasing and I never got her clothes fully off all though the top did come down.

Good time / would repeat as there is definitely more on the table, just got to work on it a little more.

60/ tip.

She is a little older than she first appeared. I would say 35-40 , if you like them thick, definitely worth seeing.