Massage Parlor Reports

[HenryA77]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

I've done that a lot. Never like to, but I totally refuse DIY.

[Stl69]

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph..

Are you talking about Peaceful Massage in the little strip mall where the BBQ and a Mexican Restaurant are located on Telegraph? I moved into this area a few years ago and tried this place. I guess I got lucky because I got a tug the first time. Tried a few times after that and never more than a DIY suggestion. The same thing happened at Sunshine in Lamplighter Plaza. First two times I left happy but then it went to DIY. I haven't returned to either place.

I'm still wondering about the Massage-O place on Jeff Blvd in Arnold. I've inquired on here a while back but never got any responses. I'm assuming it is a legit location.

[MoarMassage]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

I sometimes go in and immediately think "nope. " I tell them I wanted to grab a business card and I'll come back another time.

A couple other times I've paid but immediately know I'm going to hate it so I make up an excuse that I need to leave and they refund me.

If the vibes suck, trust your gut.

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph.

Maybe: Meditation on Watson.

My experience at Jing was always decent but I haven't been in a while. Maybe it sucks now. Zen is one I will never bother with (despite what the paid pushers say on here).

I'm grateful for the guys who TOFTT. I have some friends who don't mind wasting time and $$ and I exclusively go off their recommendations.

[SamuelAdams]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

Happend to me many times, I will get just massage and tip $25-30 hoping some other time they have a better looking girl that will be worth.

[Jeffc 574]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

At AMPs I have never gone looking for a "hottie". Almost every time I see a well preserved 30-50 year old. Some are better than others. Some communicate better than others. I have hit one or two under 30 pretty enough but it has been a while and was not able to repeat.

I am looking for the rub and tug. Play with a butt or some titties so much the better. I don't think I can put it down on the page, but if I think the next time is going to be better, I tip $10-20. If you even think you will be back you want to tip something. Tipped employees have long memories of non-tippers.

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph.

Maybe: Meditation on Watson.

[EsGarcea]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

[QueNine]

I have never been to this place as it is 35 min for me, DM me if anyone has more info like I am looking for young providers, who to ask for to try?? Thanks.

Last time I was there I received a jackhammer ending from an old lady.

[SamuelAdams]

Despite my moniker I have been around a while. AMP only at this point. Here's my lay of the land.

Classic: Older reliable. You'll get what you came for.

Jasmine Chippy: Usually reliable, but useless around. Usually late 40's to early 50's here. Sometimes mutual, sometimes not, YMMV.

Belle massage Belleville: Terrible massage. Terrible. Amazing man made.

Asian moon: good massage, good ending, young masseur (20's) Mutual touch encouraged.

Ocean: Super sneaky ending after tease, with some coaxing.

Jasmine Bally: was seeing really short masseuse with huge naturals for months and it was legit. Now no one answers phone.

Sasa, Bethalto: Should have done a you turn. Granny gave a good massage, with no hint of Anything. Super deceptive ads.

This is all last few months. Dm with any questions.

I have never been to this place as it is 35 min for me, DM me if anyone has more info like I am looking for young providers, who to ask for to try?? Thanks.

[Train88]

I'd still love to hear about any experiences had at Body, Sound, and Soul on Telegraph.

[RickBarnes]

Despite my moniker I have been around a while. AMP only at this point. Here's my lay of the land.

Classic: Older reliable. You'll get what you came for.

Jasmine Chippy: Usually reliable, but useless around. Usually late 40's to early 50's here. Sometimes mutual, sometimes not, YMMV.

Belle massage Belleville: Terrible massage. Terrible. Amazing man made.

Asian moon: good massage, good ending, young masseur (20's) Mutual touch encouraged.

Ocean: Super sneaky ending after tease, with some coaxing.

Jasmine Bally: was seeing really short masseuse with huge naturals for months and it was legit. Now no one answers phone.

Sasa, Bethalto: Should have done a you turn. Granny gave a good massage, with no hint of Anything. Super deceptive ads.

This is all last few months. Dm with any questions.

Took me a minute to figure out Jasmine Chippy and Jasmine Bally. I drive by there almost daily and I think they were out of town last week. When I drove by on Monday, there were a couple of cars in the parking lot and sign was one so perhaps you were calling during the week they were closed.

[Newb314]

Useless around what?

Sorry typo.

[Train88]

Jasmine Chippy: Usually reliable, but useless around.

Useless around what?

[Newb314]

Forgot. Saw this provider too. Location for me was near 367. Looks to be different now it seems.

https://fortunecookies.com.listcrawl...ouis/184629564

Good massage. Pretty face. Huge rack. HE finish.

[Newb314]

Despite my moniker I have been around a while. AMP only at this point. Here's my lay of the land.

Classic: Older reliable. You'll get what you came for.

Jasmine Chippy: Usually reliable, but useless around. Usually late 40's to early 50's here. Sometimes mutual, sometimes not, YMMV.

Belle massage Belleville: Terrible massage. Terrible. Amazing man made.

Asian moon: good massage, good ending, young masseur (20's) Mutual touch encouraged.

Ocean: Super sneaky ending after tease, with some coaxing.

Jasmine Bally: was seeing really short masseuse with huge naturals for months and it was legit. Now no one answers phone.

Sasa, Bethalto: Should have done a you turn. Granny gave a good massage, with no hint of Anything. Super deceptive ads.

This is all last few months. Dm with any questions.

[Arm Avn]

Somebody told me to request "Sasha" - as I understand it, you won't regret it.

I was there a month ago and saw probably the same young one as I was leaving. I'm gong back now this week to see if I can get her. Anyone have a name?