Massage Parlor Reports

[FarmFun]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

You already paid for most of it, the lights are dim, you are nude, the music is on. For $20 more it saves you the trouble of doing it yourself. Close your eyes and rub her butt a little. Enjoy.

[JohnnyMong]

Thank you all for the intel. Will avoid this b. S. The big head wins this round!

She sent me an address in an upscale central West end neighborhood. Conversation was odd. I'm going scam.

[BeatMaster]

Image search says she is available in VA and TX today, so maybe no.

Thank you all for the intel. Will avoid this b. S. The big head wins this round!

[Jeffc 574]

Google the number and her TER page shows up saying she is based in Columbus, OH. She has one review saying "This is a total scam. Stay away. Bait to get you to location then demand payment before providing unit number".

Maybe she is now in St louis and that's how she does things but I wouldn't trust it.

Image search says she is available in VA and TX today, so maybe no.

[BallHair123]

I'm looking for the hot encounter with a Nuru b-to-b session. Seems like Asian Amy fits the bill there, though I haven't seen her yet. I mean, I see Asians all the time across the river. Would be nice to have the FS option, and I hear Asian Amy probably has that beyond $300, but I'm not interested. So I'm getting a boner over this chick on RubRankings, and thinking she fits the bill:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ook-74262.html

But, her number isn't 314 or 636 area code, and she's a "marriend mans best kept secret" which makes me think she'll haunt me with texts about how she'll tell on me if I don't give her more business. So, anyone seen this Leelah chick? Is it worth listening to my little head vs. Big one?

Google the number and her TER page shows up saying she is based in Columbus, OH. She has one review saying "This is a total scam. Stay away. Bait to get you to location then demand payment before providing unit number".

Maybe she is now in St louis and that's how she does things but I wouldn't trust it.

[ElixirMan]

I'm looking for the hot encounter with a Nuru b-to-b session. Seems like Asian Amy fits the bill there, though I haven't seen her yet. I mean, I see Asians all the time across the river. Would be nice to have the FS option, and I hear Asian Amy probably has that beyond $300, but I'm not interested. So I'm getting a boner over this chick on RubRankings, and thinking she fits the bill:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ook-74262.html

But, her number isn't 314 or 636 area code, and she's a "marriend mans best kept secret" which makes me think she'll haunt me with texts about how she'll tell on me if I don't give her more business. So, anyone seen this Leelah chick? Is it worth listening to my little head vs. Big one?

Go ahead and send a text. You'll get a text back right that sounds foreign usually. Than they at some point will ask for a gift card. My guess is they ask you to read the number on it so they can get the cash. I've never done it and have stopped communicating at that point. They'll string you along.

[BeatMaster]

I'm looking for the hot encounter with a Nuru b-to-b session. Seems like Asian Amy fits the bill there, though I haven't seen her yet. I mean, I see Asians all the time across the river. Would be nice to have the FS option, and I hear Asian Amy probably has that beyond $300, but I'm not interested. So I'm getting a boner over this chick on RubRankings, and thinking she fits the bill:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ook-74262.html

But, her number isn't 314 or 636 area code, and she's a "marriend mans best kept secret" which makes me think she'll haunt me with texts about how she'll tell on me if I don't give her more business. So, anyone seen this Leelah chick? Is it worth listening to my little head vs. Big one?

[BlackCadilac]

Popped in the other day to "check prices" really wanted to see what the women looked like and I'm pretty sure I saw Cindy from city Jasmine there, at least looked a lot like her I'm definitely going to have to pop in for real as she was one of my faves of the last year.

[LovePirate69]

Despite my moniker I have been around a while. AMP only at this point. Here's my lay of the land.

Classic: Older reliable. You'll get what you came for.

Jasmine Chippy: Usually reliable, but useless around. Usually late 40's to early 50's here. Sometimes mutual, sometimes not, YMMV.

Belle massage Belleville: Terrible massage. Terrible. Amazing man made.

Asian moon: good massage, good ending, young masseur (20's) Mutual touch encouraged.

Ocean: Super sneaky ending after tease, with some coaxing.

Jasmine Bally: was seeing really short masseuse with huge naturals for months and it was legit. Now no one answers phone.

Sasa, Bethalto: Should have done a you turn. Granny gave a good massage, with no hint of Anything. Super deceptive ads..

I've been considering Belle- amazing man made -tit job? What was the damage? TIA.

[LknAss]

At AMPs I have never gone looking for a "hottie". Almost every time I see a well preserved 30-50 year old. Some are better than others. Some communicate better than others. I have hit one or two under 30 pretty enough but it has been a while and was not able to repeat.

I am looking for the rub and tug. Play with a butt or some titties so much the better. I don't think I can put it down on the page, but if I think the next time is going to be better, I tip $10-20. If you even think you will be back you want to tip something. Tipped employees have long memories of non-tippers.

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph.

Maybe: Meditation on Watson.

Meditation on Watson is much better now.

[HenryA77]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

I've done that a lot. Never like to, but I totally refuse DIY.

[Stl69]

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph..

Are you talking about Peaceful Massage in the little strip mall where the BBQ and a Mexican Restaurant are located on Telegraph? I moved into this area a few years ago and tried this place. I guess I got lucky because I got a tug the first time. Tried a few times after that and never more than a DIY suggestion. The same thing happened at Sunshine in Lamplighter Plaza. First two times I left happy but then it went to DIY. I haven't returned to either place.

I'm still wondering about the Massage-O place on Jeff Blvd in Arnold. I've inquired on here a while back but never got any responses. I'm assuming it is a legit location.

[MoarMassage]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

I sometimes go in and immediately think "nope. " I tell them I wanted to grab a business card and I'll come back another time.

A couple other times I've paid but immediately know I'm going to hate it so I make up an excuse that I need to leave and they refund me.

If the vibes suck, trust your gut.

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph.

Maybe: Meditation on Watson.

My experience at Jing was always decent but I haven't been in a while. Maybe it sucks now. Zen is one I will never bother with (despite what the paid pushers say on here).

I'm grateful for the guys who TOFTT. I have some friends who don't mind wasting time and $$ and I exclusively go off their recommendations.

[SamuelAdams]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

Happend to me many times, I will get just massage and tip $25-30 hoping some other time they have a better looking girl that will be worth.

[Jeffc 574]

Has anyone gone in, not been particularly attracted to their masseuse, and just settled for the massage and rejected the DIY or handy finish and just tipped $20 for the massage and left to try again for a better looking one another time? Sometimes these stories seem like a bit of a waste of money orherwise.

At AMPs I have never gone looking for a "hottie". Almost every time I see a well preserved 30-50 year old. Some are better than others. Some communicate better than others. I have hit one or two under 30 pretty enough but it has been a while and was not able to repeat.

I am looking for the rub and tug. Play with a butt or some titties so much the better. I don't think I can put it down on the page, but if I think the next time is going to be better, I tip $10-20. If you even think you will be back you want to tip something. Tipped employees have long memories of non-tippers.

Places I one and done and aren't going back: Zen, Jing, the one down Telegraph.

Maybe: Meditation on Watson.