Escort Reports

[EastsideYoung]

Deep seated fantasies of face fucking a clown anyone?

Almost, I always wanted to fuck a slutty zombie though. Like Halloween parties an shit.

[SpartanJoe]

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/2827500.htm / 7547774264.

Saw her for an hour at her incall. Her rates are 500/ hr and 300 hhr. She's GFE-lite as best I'd describe. CBJ / CFS but does almost anything else including BLS and Greek but YMMV. She said she's heading to Novi for a couple days after her current incall. This is a weird one since it's expensive for CBJ but makes up for it everywhere else. Slightly heavier than the pictures but not by much and a beautiful smile. Will shower with you and play in the shower too. Her focus is on you 100% of the time.

I enjoy the rate debates. The rate doesn't dictate the quality of service but it sure as fuck mitigates a lot of the bullshit that comes with less costly providers. Elena Koshka is coming here soon from a well known agency. She's by far (and mentioned it here) the best appointment I've had and it's not even close. If she were a 10 the next closest would maybe be an 8 and I've had a lot fun times. There's also some popular OF folks that provide now. If I think they're charging too much, I just don't see them.

[Sid63]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/184729496

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...d/719074175403

Finally went to see this one. She is in Canton, Ford Rd /275 She is basically the pictures, and has a nice sexy body. But that is where it ends. $160 for hhr. Did not get anywhere near that.

First, she has a loud pit bull in the room in a cage. He barks, growls, and she yells at the dog and throws her shoe at him. It was very awkward. She then lays on the bed, hands me the condom, closes her eyes. It was weird. Like that 2 1/2 Men episode with the hot french girl. Anyway. I get to touch her but oh so briefly, nothing special. Nothing to get me hard. She then turns on her stomach and wants me to put it in with both legs closed. I am not turned on by any of this. And I really wanted to get at that hot bod!

Long story short-DON'T! Unless someone knows a way to break the ice on this one, I will never go back and I don't suggest anyone does either.

[NeilYoung999]

Dealing with these hoes and not negotiating is like walking into a used car dealership that has your dream car and paying their sticker price. They are trained that 15% of customers are too scared to negotiate and will pay sticker. Then there is about 60% that will make one offer and accept a counter offer. The last 20-25% will negotiate to the best deal. Don't let these hoes treat you like a used car sucker. At least make one reasonable counter offer.

And then make sure you Tip 30% on the asking price!

Haha just kidding. Always negotiate to the going price and never tip.

[PickleJar]

Deep seated fantasies of face fucking a clown anyone?

Whoop Whoop.

[SandersNut]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking for a lower price. Most of these women that post _do_ put up a high, padded, number and expect guys to ask for less. The girls laugh all the way to the bank at the guys who don't ask and just pay full sticker price.

This game has always been that way, and it always will be that way. If she gets offended at you asking, you can be guaranteed it's a scam or that you won't have a good time when you're there.

Dealing with these hoes and not negotiating is like walking into a used car dealership that has your dream car and paying their sticker price. They are trained that 15% of customers are too scared to negotiate and will pay sticker. Then there is about 60% that will make one offer and accept a counter offer. The last 20-25% will negotiate to the best deal. Don't let these hoes treat you like a used car sucker. At least make one reasonable counter offer.

[LotharioPK]

Yeah, I hate the idea of bargaining. I was just starting to think that she might be using the stripper technique of "I'll throw out a high number just to see if they bite". Speaking of which, she's clearly a dancer. Does anyone recognize the club in the background of her pics? That might be a way to see her for less cash without being the asshole that connects and immediately lowballs her.

I wish I hadn't asked my wife to take over finances. It's tough to make $1000 disappear when someone else is doing the budget. Younger guys, don't make the same mistake I did!!

I don't shop for $1 K girls (out of my price range) but I have found a way to disguise the cash accumulation. I partially took over the grocery shopping and went shopping ever week or two. When I paid I did it with the bank card and took out an extra $!00 in cash. The bank statement just shows the total and does not show cash withdrawals separately and promptly destroy the store receipt. Make sure your bank statement does this before going big $, whatever that is for you.

[Simp5050]

Yeah, I hate the idea of bargaining. I was just starting to think that she might be using the stripper technique of "I'll throw out a high number just to see if they bite". Speaking of which, she's clearly a dancer. Does anyone recognize the club in the background of her pics? That might be a way to see her for less cash without being the asshole that connects and immediately lowballs her.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking for a lower price. Most of these women that post _do_ put up a high, padded, number and expect guys to ask for less. The girls laugh all the way to the bank at the guys who don't ask and just pay full sticker price.

This game has always been that way, and it always will be that way. If she gets offended at you asking, you can be guaranteed it's a scam or that you won't have a good time when you're there.

[Simp5050]

I've never seen her post before. Looks enticing. Any experience?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...t/060062709997

Deep seated fantasies of face fucking a clown anyone?

[NeilYoung999]

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

So now $100-$200 guys are bums?

[HarryDude]

If you can, you most likely will have to create an account somewhere that has no ties to the both of you. Here and there you can put $20-50 away.

I couldn't imagine working as hard as I do, 6 sometimes 7 days a week and then letting your old lady do all the financials once you get your paycheck. I got a buddy who's in the same boat as you: she oversees all the bills. He has to ask her if he can spend some money if there's something he wants. His wife is probably almost 300 pounds too. No thanks.

I don't understand why guys allow the wife's to get so big. They snag a 6-8 marry, most let the sex life go and after a few kids she's now a 3 and weighs more then the guy. I know this sounds shallow as hell, but I wouldn't expect my wife to let me double my weight, only have sex a few times a year and be completely fine with it. I feel bad for those guys. I love my wife and noticed the sex getting bland, I brought it up we had a constructive conversation and now have re spiced things up which has kind of helped save some money as I'm not mongering as much anymore.

Anyways if any of you are in the wife blew up boat I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully it's not miserable.

[PickleJar]

She's not new, been around for awhile. I never got a chance to see her cause she was hard to get in contact with. If you do see her I would like to know cause she definitely was enticing for me too.

Gotcha. I couldn't find any reviews. I really don't go in blind anymore, as it's just not worth the potential risks for me at this point in my life. So if anyone has any information feel free to DM me.

IF I do get some info and end up seeing her, will be glad to share my experience.

[Gyxser70]

Yeah, I hate the idea of bargaining. I was just starting to think that she might be using the stripper technique of "I'll throw out a high number just to see if they bite". Speaking of which, she's clearly a dancer. Does anyone recognize the club in the background of her pics? That might be a way to see her for less cash without being the asshole that connects and immediately lowballs her.

I wish I hadn't asked my wife to take over finances. It's tough to make $1000 disappear when someone else is doing the budget. Younger guys, don't make the same mistake I did!!

If you can, you most likely will have to create an account somewhere that has no ties to the both of you. Here and there you can put $20-50 away.

I couldn't imagine working as hard as I do, 6 sometimes 7 days a week and then letting your old lady do all the financials once you get your paycheck. I got a buddy who's in the same boat as you: she oversees all the bills. He has to ask her if he can spend some money if there's something he wants. His wife is probably almost 300 pounds too. No thanks.

[Gyxser70]

I've gotten to know her pretty well. She's danced at several clubs. FC and LS (pictured), Subi's, among others. Currently she is not dancing much, if at all, as her latest foray into escorting has treated her pretty well. Gyxser70 was spot-on in his comments. Very nice girl, smokes a lot of weed, definitely smelled it on her, but she is always completely coherent. Was surprised to see her increase her rate to $1000, as I thought the previous $800 rate was crazy. Regardless, both numbers are quite overpriced. $400-$500 would be more appropriate. She is "good", but not extraordinary at anything in particular.

Spot on. Based on where she hosts and how she does things, it makes her age & naivety shine. I think $500 keeps some of the $1-200 bummy guys away on her end as well.

[HookerLuver248]

Think its time to step out of the game. Nothing but junkies over priced girls. Peace out.