Massage Parlor Reports

[SteveSmithAbq]

Wanted to start with I use to be a senior member here with many posts over many years, but I deleted my account after the Tyson pii scare in NVA media reports.

Had a craving for Latina today. I typically dine Thai. Really miss Milin and Leona. Anyways, I started texting the link below and they responded with having two locations, Tysons and ffx. I asked for pics of who was available at Tysons and what I got was 2-3 pics of what I would consider bbws. So I asked if they had any that were thin and they stated yes in ffx. They sent me a photo with two bbws and two cute thin Latinas. So I started driving to the address and arrived to an office building. The suite is labeled like office supplies and when the vator opened the double doors to the suite were wide open, glass walls looking into lobby, a dude at the front desk, with 3-4 people sitting in the lobby. It looked like normal folks sitting in a doctor's office. It was not discreet enough for me, so I left.

I still wanted the itch so on the way home I stopped at fhoh remembering a pretty decent prior experience with a semi bbw that ended with a BBBJCIM. I tried texting them first but they never responded. When I got there an older woman from the back greeted me stated it was 80 for 30 minutes (lame) and either she would be the provider or Erika. I went with erika who looked thin with fat face. I'm shown to the room and left there for 10 minutes and Erika comes back. 20 minutes of an over oiled zero motivation back rub that was basically lightly running hands back and forth and she asked for flip. She asked if I wanted a massage below and I asked what else was offered. She said FS was 200 and she doesn't offer any bjs period. I should've left but I didn't. Under her attire she was pretty. Tan skin, thin waist, flat stomach, man made full c's, and a bubble butt. Probably 5'7 135 ish brunette. I wasn't expecting her to be that hot but she had tons of tats and I wasn't a fan. She gave a really lack luster HJ and wrapped me up soft. Five minutes of Mish and five of doggy. At this point I was just trying to get it over with a I'm not even fully hard. Then she barely wipes me down to clean me up and hands me a balled up paper towel with the full rubber inside and asks me to take it with me. I'll likely not be back. Way to much for the effort and rules. She was at least nice to me but just didn't want to be there.

If any of you are willing to PM me or reply with info on young cinnamon tanned thin Latinas or Thai I'd appreciate it. I don't typically do parlors but I'm open to parlors or escorts. Also if you know any decent looking providers that'll give a decent deepthroat BBBJCIM I'd be thankful. I'm in moco md and getting any decent talent that's not a bait and switch is impossible and most don't have any reviews. I prefer not to gamble so I play in VA. Hope this helps someone. Stay safe.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5716633969

Thanks for the detailed review. It's too bad about FHOH. They used to have great providers.

I don't know if you're looking for spinner like thin Latinas, but you could try Mia at Latin med spa (https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...spa-70655.html) - her photos are accurate. Also, Alejandra from FHOH is now Michelle there. She'll give you a very enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Her photos are accurate as well.

Like all other Latin places, there is no shower!

[Wrangler1984]

Wanted to start with I use to be a senior member here with many posts over many years, but I deleted my account after the Tyson pii scare in NVA media reports.

Had a craving for Latina today. I typically dine Thai. Really miss Milin and Leona. Anyways, I started texting the link below and they responded with having two locations, Tysons and ffx. I asked for pics of who was available at Tysons and what I got was 2-3 pics of what I would consider bbws. So I asked if they had any that were thin and they stated yes in ffx. They sent me a photo with two bbws and two cute thin Latinas. So I started driving to the address and arrived to an office building. The suite is labeled like office supplies and when the vator opened the double doors to the suite were wide open, glass walls looking into lobby, a dude at the front desk, with 3-4 people sitting in the lobby. It looked like normal folks sitting in a doctor's office. It was not discreet enough for me, so I left.

I still wanted the itch so on the way home I stopped at fhoh remembering a pretty decent prior experience with a semi bbw that ended with a BBBJCIM. I tried texting them first but they never responded. When I got there an older woman from the back greeted me stated it was 80 for 30 minutes (lame) and either she would be the provider or Erika. I went with erika who looked thin with fat face. I'm shown to the room and left there for 10 minutes and Erika comes back. 20 minutes of an over oiled zero motivation back rub that was basically lightly running hands back and forth and she asked for flip. She asked if I wanted a massage below and I asked what else was offered. She said FS was 200 and she doesn't offer any bjs period. I should've left but I didn't. Under her attire she was pretty. Tan skin, thin waist, flat stomach, man made full c's, and a bubble butt. Probably 5'7 135 ish brunette. I wasn't expecting her to be that hot but she had tons of tats and I wasn't a fan. She gave a really lack luster HJ and wrapped me up soft. Five minutes of Mish and five of doggy. At this point I was just trying to get it over with a I'm not even fully hard. Then she barely wipes me down to clean me up and hands me a balled up paper towel with the full rubber inside and asks me to take it with me. I'll likely not be back. Way to much for the effort and rules. She was at least nice to me but just didn't want to be there.

If any of you are willing to PM me or reply with info on young cinnamon tanned thin Latinas or Thai I'd appreciate it. I don't typically do parlors but I'm open to parlors or escorts. Also if you know any decent looking providers that'll give a decent deepthroat BBBJCIM I'd be thankful. I'm in moco md and getting any decent talent that's not a bait and switch is impossible and most don't have any reviews. I prefer not to gamble so I play in VA. Hope this helps someone. Stay safe.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5716633969

[TitansQB]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ar.../13229888.html

Looks fake and no FS.

But the pretty tits got me inquiring has anyone dreamed on this?

Yes, I can see the appeal but if it's TGTBT, then avoid. The pics aren't all from the same sitting. Full face pics are unusual. Lots of warning bells going off.

[Metloaf]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ar.../13229888.html

Looks fake and no FS.

But the pretty tits got me inquiring has anyone dreamed on this?

[Caspian33]

I'm very tempted to try them out.

Is Sun Spa Jojo the one near Chans Kitchen and kinda across 7 eleven?

Jojo is not at Sun Spa.

Arianna is not at Sun Spa.

I do not know the talent that is there.

I am not saying to not go, it is a nice place, but be aware that those two therapists are not there.

[Kijimuna]

Stopped by this newly opened spa in Herndon. Only opened a few days ago. Still smelled like fresh paint. Two Chinese ladies working. Hour massage for $80. Massage was pretty good, lots of teasing from behind. By the time she finally had me flip, there was only 5 minutes left. I asked her for a hand finish, she asked how much, I said $40, she said no. I said $60 but with her top off. She said no time left, I told her that wasn't my fault, she waited too long to have me flip. I said ok, but no tip. There aren't many customers, so no reason not to jerk me off for 10 minutes and earn some easy money. But the mood was gone, so I left without tipping. Won't be returning. Tons of other spas in Herndon that have amazing services. My.

[BuckshotWatson]

In Woodbridge, has reviews on Google and Yelp, so fairly legitimate. There were some reviews posted on here last year, but it's low profile. I checked it out recently, and had a good time. I initially got YuYu, a taller, slightly thicker therapist. She didn't speak much English, but started with a good strong massage. About 5 minutes in, another therapist came in and asked if I wanted 4-hands. Because I was facedown, I only got a quick look, but she was attractive and slender, with an engaging personality. Even though in my experience therapists in 4-hand situations are a bit more reserved (except for a long-closed place in Bethesda; good times), I agreed. I figured it was a good way to get to know a couple of the providers, and I really needed a good massage. The massage was dynamite; I have never had better 4-hand deep tissue massage. They were both very good therapists, and they slowly rotated around the table so each one worked everything. There was definitely teasing and grazing while I was facedown, and it was great. On the flip, they stayed fully clothed (which I kind of expected because of the 4-hands), but it was a very nice ending. I would go again, and may even agree to another 4-hand with the two of them, because it was that great. The second therapist was Amy, and I absolutely thought she was phenomenal. Slender, attractive and great, positive personality. She alternates between ACU and Relax & Enjoy on Arlington Blvd, so she's not there every time, but I hope to see her again soon.

[Don Roacher]

Called Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna on D Gallows rd while on the drive home.

Still had to wait a few minutes till Mary was available to take me in.

Was a bit annoyed but got over it real quick. 1st world problems lul. Mary did say sorry and gave some grabby reassurance. Said that she would take care of me.

And yeah she was all gas and no breaks the whole hour. A complete head to toe massage. Been having my lumbar nagging and nagging but Mary put in some extra elbow grease into it and did some nice over reaching down south for the tease. Had some good showmanship too during the HJ and BBBJ. Kept eyes locked onto me as she devoured my junior. Kept switching things up so there was never really a dull moment. I'm like ok you finessed me here's your damn money hahaa.

First time and I thought it was good. Maybe I'll try some other things next time.

I'm very tempted to try them out.

Is Sun Spa Jojo the one near Chans Kitchen and kinda across 7 eleven?

[Serpico99]

Partial fee? No, the entire fee. All you had to do was say the magic words and she would comply. She willfully played with your time.

I never patronized this place.

[Serpico99]

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

Other users have posted about this place on here as well as on rubmaps and a********* There have been a lot of explicit discussions about other AMPs that are straight FS places, all over Boca to include Prince William County, and they have remained open for a long time.

[FakeName3]

So Kim used to give massage w / HE. I saw her a few times for that many years ago when she was still across the street, upstairs in the Michel Rene building at the corner of Maple and Park. I then started seeing her sister, and went to her sister many times for great massage with HE, even after they moved to the new place. I believe her sister moved to TX and Kim stopped doing HE. She may have settled down w / someone, and thus no more HE for us.

That location was ten years ago. At the time her sister was married with two preschool kids while giving handies. For Thais I don't believe settling down keeps them from offering HE's.

[TomPayne25]

I read the thread a few weeks ago about GILFs in Northern Virginia or Fredericksburg, and have those places on my radar. However, free time is limited this time of year and don't have the time to make the trips to those areas.

Does anyone know of a GILF (55+) in the Woodbridge area? Feel free to PM if you prefer to keep her UTR.

[TomPayne25]

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

No kidding about hoping it stays low key. I find it nice to have a place to call ahead and drop in without lots of waiting. Plus, increased demand equals increased prices because some guys tip more than average, raising the "average" for the rest of us.

[Albsure]

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

I visited Upstairs Massage in Woodbridge (it's located more towards Manassas, west of I-95), just off of Prince William Parkway. Tucked in a medical / professional office complex. You can see the all to familiar Open neon sign lit up from the main road. I was hoping to see the owner of the place, the one who likes to get finger banged and have her long nipples sucked on, but she was not there. Instead two other Chinese providers were there, one who was wearing yoga pants and long sleeve shirt while wearing light tinted sunglasses (which was a bit odd since I visited at night). Maybe her eyes are light sensitive. She was my provider, she seemed pretty cute, middle age, and seemed to have a nice body. And the thought of her wearing the sunglasses as she was jacking me off kind of made me really horny for some reason.

Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes, and 70 for an hour. I opted for an hour since I was a bit attracted to my provider wearing the sunglasses. For a good 40 minutes she did a really good legit massage. No rushing or lazy massage, she really put the work in. On the flip, I directed her to take it slow and edge me, which she did. She took direction well to slap my cock around and seemed amazed on how hard I was and able to keep from cumming as she stroke me and slapped my cock around. I let go of a big nut afterwards.

No FS at this place, but when I suggested for her to meet me at a hotel to fuck, she seemed possibly agreeable to such a proposition, she didn't say no and just shrugged a little on the proposition as she was jacking me off.

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[Harold Myers]

I'm not giving more than 100 for the extras. No way. They seem to accept, always.

I hear all this $$ for provider after. 6 to. 8 for house. And the providers straight escort no real massage techniques with a BBBJ for $$. No way. I hear the stories as I drop my $. 2 and get the same dream. They even looking at those over payer's like nova sweet. Marks like in white lotus season 2. Comical! Not knocking the hustle or the try.