Massage Parlor Reports

**BuckshotWatson** · 03-26-25 09:37

In Woodbridge, has reviews on Google and Yelp, so fairly legitimate. There were some reviews posted on here last year, but it's low profile. I checked it out recently, and had a good time. I initially got YuYu, a taller, slightly thicker therapist. She didn't speak much English, but started with a good strong massage. About 5 minutes in, another therapist came in and asked if I wanted 4-hands. Because I was facedown, I only got a quick look, but she was attractive and slender, with an engaging personality. Even though in my experience therapists in 4-hand situations are a bit more reserved (except for a long-closed place in Bethesda; good times), I agreed. I figured it was a good way to get to know a couple of the providers, and I really needed a good massage. The massage was dynamite; I have never had better 4-hand deep tissue massage. They were both very good therapists, and they slowly rotated around the table so each one worked everything. There was definitely teasing and grazing while I was facedown, and it was great. On the flip, they stayed fully clothed (which I kind of expected because of the 4-hands), but it was a very nice ending. I would go again, and may even agree to another 4-hand with the two of them, because it was that great. The second therapist was Amy, and I absolutely thought she was phenomenal. Slender, attractive and great, positive personality. She alternates between ACU and Relax & Enjoy on Arlington Blvd, so she's not there every time, but I hope to see her again soon.

**Don Roacher** · 03-26-25 07:47

Originally Posted by DoubleJackJ [View Original Post]

Called Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna on D Gallows rd while on the drive home.

Still had to wait a few minutes till Mary was available to take me in.

Was a bit annoyed but got over it real quick. 1st world problems lul. Mary did say sorry and gave some grabby reassurance. Said that she would take care of me.

And yeah she was all gas and no breaks the whole hour. A complete head to toe massage. Been having my lumbar nagging and nagging but Mary put in some extra elbow grease into it and did some nice over reaching down south for the tease. Had some good showmanship too during the HJ and BBBJ. Kept eyes locked onto me as she devoured my junior. Kept switching things up so there was never really a dull moment. I'm like ok you finessed me here's your damn money hahaa.

First time and I thought it was good. Maybe I'll try some other things next time.

I'm very tempted to try them out.

Is Sun Spa Jojo the one near Chans Kitchen and kinda across 7 eleven?

**Serpico99** · 03-25-25 18:26

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers [View Original Post]

Partial fee? No, the entire fee. All you had to do was say the magic words and she would comply. She willfully played with your time.

I never patronized this place.

**Serpico99** · 03-25-25 18:24

Originally Posted by Albsure [View Original Post]

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

Other users have posted about this place on here as well as on rubmaps and a********* There have been a lot of explicit discussions about other AMPs that are straight FS places, all over Boca to include Prince William County, and they have remained open for a long time.

**FakeName3** · 03-25-25 12:44

Originally Posted by DonQuiote [View Original Post]

So Kim used to give massage w / HE. I saw her a few times for that many years ago when she was still across the street, upstairs in the Michel Rene building at the corner of Maple and Park. I then started seeing her sister, and went to her sister many times for great massage with HE, even after they moved to the new place. I believe her sister moved to TX and Kim stopped doing HE. She may have settled down w / someone, and thus no more HE for us.

That location was ten years ago. At the time her sister was married with two preschool kids while giving handies. For Thais I don't believe settling down keeps them from offering HE's.

**TomPayne25** · 03-25-25 10:05

I read the thread a few weeks ago about GILFs in Northern Virginia or Fredericksburg, and have those places on my radar. However, free time is limited this time of year and don't have the time to make the trips to those areas.

Does anyone know of a GILF (55+) in the Woodbridge area? Feel free to PM if you prefer to keep her UTR.

**TomPayne25** · 03-25-25 10:01

Originally Posted by Albsure [View Original Post]

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

No kidding about hoping it stays low key. I find it nice to have a place to call ahead and drop in without lots of waiting. Plus, increased demand equals increased prices because some guys tip more than average, raising the "average" for the rest of us.

**Albsure** · 03-25-25 01:04

This place was so low key for so long. I hope that it does not get unwanted attention. Those ladies do a good legit job.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I visited Upstairs Massage in Woodbridge (it's located more towards Manassas, west of I-95), just off of Prince William Parkway. Tucked in a medical / professional office complex. You can see the all to familiar Open neon sign lit up from the main road. I was hoping to see the owner of the place, the one who likes to get finger banged and have her long nipples sucked on, but she was not there. Instead two other Chinese providers were there, one who was wearing yoga pants and long sleeve shirt while wearing light tinted sunglasses (which was a bit odd since I visited at night). Maybe her eyes are light sensitive. She was my provider, she seemed pretty cute, middle age, and seemed to have a nice body. And the thought of her wearing the sunglasses as she was jacking me off kind of made me really horny for some reason.

Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes, and 70 for an hour. I opted for an hour since I was a bit attracted to my provider wearing the sunglasses. For a good 40 minutes she did a really good legit massage. No rushing or lazy massage, she really put the work in. On the flip, I directed her to take it slow and edge me, which she did. She took direction well to slap my cock around and seemed amazed on how hard I was and able to keep from cumming as she stroke me and slapped my cock around. I let go of a big nut afterwards.

No FS at this place, but when I suggested for her to meet me at a hotel to fuck, she seemed possibly agreeable to such a proposition, she didn't say no and just shrugged a little on the proposition as she was jacking me off.

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**Harold Myers** · 03-25-25 00:58

I'm not giving more than 100 for the extras. No way. They seem to accept, always.

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

I hear all this $$ for provider after. 6 to. 8 for house. And the providers straight escort no real massage techniques with a BBBJ for $$. No way. I hear the stories as I drop my $. 2 and get the same dream. They even looking at those over payer's like nova sweet. Marks like in white lotus season 2. Comical! Not knocking the hustle or the try.

**Harold Myers** · 03-25-25 00:56

Partial fee? No, the entire fee. All you had to do was say the magic words and she would comply. She willfully played with your time.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I would had told her she owed me 20 more minutes, regardless if it was past the 45 minute mark, and scolded her for fucking another monger during my session. And if she didn't want to give me 20 minutes back, I would asked for a partial refund and refused to leave until I got it. You have to be firm with these providers, especially the Chinese providers. They are running through mongers like it's a marathon, just to get that $$ Piss poor service.

**ThrobbinWood** · 03-24-25 13:02

Originally Posted by Amsterdam2022 [View Original Post]

Looking for young 20/30 NON FS but erotic massage ONLY places in NOVA.

In the user section below is a thread for L1 and Therapeutic Massage, you might look there.

**Dm311** · 03-24-25 09:59

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-65181.html

Everybody know their rotation and are they exactly as advertised?

See social media and one review the other site. And is the red head been in dreams?

They have been reviewed here before and the photos are as advertised. Pricing is steep, and performance varies.

**Metloaf** · 03-24-25 09:35

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-65181.html

Everybody know their rotation and are they exactly as advertised?

See social media and one review the other site. And is the red head been in dreams?