Massage Parlor Reports

**Loran70** · 03-25-25 19:09

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

I believe they were shut down because of a massage license issue. If they are still seeing anyone there it's UTR. If they are on the cops radar. No thanks.

In message exchange from this weekend, Helen reports that they are open for business.

**Lanandrin** · 03-25-25 12:09

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

Lotus adverted on Craigslist. Those sites you see scrape data from Craigslist and other sites. Lotus is loose but legit.

Been to Lotus 4 times now and can confirm it's legit but they give all the signs of offering extras right down to the having to buzz in from the "lobby" and teasing without touching.

**TxxFxx** · 03-24-25 23:23

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I was there about a year ago and had the same experience. I haven't been back since, because I think it is now a legit shop.

Also had very similar experiences there. I also stopped going. Better places with better prices and better masseuses.

**Grover95** · 03-24-25 22:03

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I was there about a year ago and had the same experience. I haven't been back since, because I think it is now a legit shop.

I was there about a month ago and I left happy as always. There was only one other time about a year ago where I didn't get extras. It was with a different provider I hadn't seen before and haven't seen since. Maybe she was scared the boss would find out or thought I was LE or something? LOL.

**Mnguy372** · 03-24-25 20:42

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I was there about a year ago and had the same experience. I haven't been back since, because I think it is now a legit shop.

Got L1 last month there, so it's not full legit but if it does have legit masseuses that wouldn't surprise me after my recent experience. Disappointing, those futons are comfy.

**Anything Cool** · 03-24-25 19:17

Originally Posted by Mnguy372 [View Original Post]

Struck out at Relax Oasis recently, masseuse was barely going past the knee on legs, did not really give any opportunity for hints though I hinted where I could without pushing boundaries, draping was loose but covered on my stomach, full covered on back. 45 min massage Handed her a $10 tip (15% for an ok rub) as I walked out the door where she asked for more. Sorry but I'm not there for the massage, I think we can all agree on that. Has anyone else had an experience like this there before? My first experience was a little awkward too, but ultimately ended in L1, just curious on what the deal might have been or if I just got a masseuse who wasn't in for it that day, every-time relax is referenced here it's always as a sure thing. Just another reason I miss Rose I guess.

Been at this for years and the only time I struck out at a sure thing was my very first visit where I made some common rookie mistakes.

I was there about a year ago and had the same experience. I haven't been back since, because I think it is now a legit shop.

**Mnguy372** · 03-24-25 16:57

Struck out at Relax Oasis recently, masseuse was barely going past the knee on legs, did not really give any opportunity for hints though I hinted where I could without pushing boundaries, draping was loose but covered on my stomach, full covered on back. 45 min massage Handed her a $10 tip (15% for an ok rub) as I walked out the door where she asked for more. Sorry but I'm not there for the massage, I think we can all agree on that. Has anyone else had an experience like this there before? My first experience was a little awkward too, but ultimately ended in L1, just curious on what the deal might have been or if I just got a masseuse who wasn't in for it that day, every-time relax is referenced here it's always as a sure thing. Just another reason I miss Rose I guess.

Been at this for years and the only time I struck out at a sure thing was my very first visit where I made some common rookie mistakes.

**Vio109** · 03-24-25 01:55

Planning my first try at Arcadia. With the mixed reviews, was wondering if anyone had provider's name they recommend? Feel free to PM. I will post results if I do end up going.

**Ridley1991** · 03-23-25 17:09

Originally Posted by Ty0107 [View Original Post]

Why do I keep seeing Lotus ads on erotica massage sites but every time I've gone, nothing. I don't get it.

Lotus adverted on Craigslist. Those sites you see scrape data from Craigslist and other sites. Lotus is loose but legit.

**Ridley1991** · 03-23-25 17:00

Originally Posted by Rambo21 [View Original Post]

This is pure speculation on my part, but I wonder if the ladies are not getting along or refusing to work, and they need to close for a while to figure things out.

I believe they were shut down because of a massage license issue. If they are still seeing anyone there it's UTR. If they are on the cops radar. No thanks.

**RayGun123** · 03-21-25 21:17

Originally Posted by Rambo21 [View Original Post]

This is pure speculation on my part, but I wonder if the ladies are not getting along or refusing to work, and they need to close for a while to figure things out.

My speculation was an issue with license from the city but also have no evidence or inside knowledge.

I did swing by there today after my earlier posts and went and looked in the windows. The paper sign that said closed for remodeling is gone. I wasn't in there before but I think I recall a review stating that it was open in there with massage rooms in back? To me it looks like some walls / rooms and an office have been put up so there does appear to have been progress.

At the price point considering other options, I might give it a shot but would have to be pretty great to go back rather than hit up one of the other sure things around.

**JammyNutron** · 03-21-25 19:20

Went to the old diamond star location.

Lady was DIY with rubbing on the chestnuts. Not too happy about that but to make it less of a waste.

We played a game of dodge the firehose.

She lost. Good sport tho. 80 for the hour buttoned up and stiffed on the tip. Better luck next time ladies.

**RayGun123** · 03-21-25 17:26

Originally Posted by Deutsche205 [View Original Post]

Have a road trip thru the south Metro so I tried scanning comments for opportunities. Everything seems to be focused on the northern metro. Have our south metro mongers gone silent, or has it really dried up in the south metro?

Looking specifically in the Burnsville area as I pass by on I35.

Been lurking for a while and would have responded sooner but took a minute to get my account verified.

I think OnlyMe's response is mostly the case, nothing all that new to report. I haven't encountered any spots drying up or going legit. In some cases the talent working has become less interesting. Seems like the same ladies been there for a while.

Best options I've found: Relax Oasis and Kings Spa are my top two. Relax used to be my favorite because there was a time you could get a really nice massage followed by a really good HJ where they would take their time and some of the girls would let you get handsy. Plus their futon tables are the best. Benefit of having the girl on a futon with you but have the face hole so you're not getting suffocated. But a while ago all the massages I got were light touch which in spite of the teasing would get a little boring. I went to Kings a couple years ago and had a younger lady with a nice set of perky tits who gave me decent massage followed by a topless HJ and it was my all time favorite experience. I didn't get her name or digits and have spent a small fortune trying to repeat that experience and with no luck. Now when I go I get one of the two same older ladies who have their repetitive routine that's not that great but they still give a nice finish. Honestly, these both should be average at best experiences but that's what things have been limited to in our part of the world. I am pretty sure Oasis is my next visit. Going to see if the ladies are the same or anything has changed.

Sunshine, Ri Sheng, New Eden, Xin Yuan and Trudy's all should provide an L1 experience. I had time / tipping argument with New Eden so they are on a time out. Trudy's I'm not going to unless I hear they have someone working who isn't 60+ and roughly the shape of a football. Ri Sheng is a rushed finish and they don't fake enthusiasm. Nothing like a reluctant HJ unless that's your thing. My only issue with Xin Yuan is I feel like the table is a little less sturdy and being a larger fellow it's hard to relax wondering if the thing is going to give way when she's up there partially with you.

I check out Phoenix every other year or so hoping to break through with someone. I've had better than average massages there by better than average looking ladies but when my towel "accidentally falls off" they put it back on and do not give any hints. It's been a couple years though so I'm probably due to test it again. Heavenly used to be worth the trip just for the massage and table shower but I don't think they offer it anymore and the last massage wasn't worth it. There's a joint by Subway on Nicollet in a strip mall and after just one visit I put them on my never visit again list. Not sure what else is around. I thought I might have seen a place down south of town in the business park that used to have If anyone has any inside info would love to learn more. I think there's a newer Health Massage of Li that might be where the place that became Sunshine was. But no info on it. There's a place just called Spa by Pizza Man on 11 where I think extras are likely but I had a chick try to shake me down for 60 for DIY so they also earned a spot on my never again list. Plus the place is gross looking and a little too close to home, don't really want to say hi to my neighbor walking in to Pizza Man while I'm doing the post massage walk of shame.

How's that for a knowledge dump?

**RayGun123** · 03-21-25 15:51

Originally Posted by MplsMatt47 [View Original Post]

I caught a note that said Ri Sheng was worth a stop again. Though let's give it a run after a couple years. Proved that wrong. Same as always. Very bad massage, strange vibe, zero build, quick flip, and a jackhammer finish. Cap it off she was pushing for a big tip. The standard must be getting lower and lower.

This joint is basically my last or second to last option when other places are busy and I don't want to wait for another day. Used to be the massage was good and finish was good enough. Last time I was there was the last for me for a while.

I went to Xin Yuan off Nicollet the other day on a whim. I had been once before and no hints of extras but my back hurt and I was right there with time to kill (and Relax Oasis was busy). Older lady, not bad shape or anything gross, just older. Massage was average and not really a lot of teasing before flip. After flip was treated to a decent HJ which was a nice surprise. Not elevating above other options in the area but nice to have another option.