Strip Club Reports

[GuyDetroit]

Great review! When does angel work?

Between mocha and peanut butter skin, does a good job and never robs. The ebony version of Nicole and is usually days. She has been around for awhile, early 30's. Was pretty slim and then went up a bit but has dropped pounds in the last year. I usually give her a Benji for a warm up and bbbj with a short warm up dance because she is a good girl. I can provide more information to seniors, also I am in search of ebony girl with really big racks

[Bmarr77]

No idea, first time there in a long long time, and I didn't ask.

I would think Saturday during the day since that when I seen her.

Is she a black dancer with a blonde wig?

[ChachiGuy]

At landing strip they have mandatory valet. That doesn't mean only the valet can park your car in their little, it means you can't go in the club unless you surrender your keys. You can't park down the street and walk to the club. The reason for this policy is so they can hold your keys hostage if you have a dispute with a dancer. Management will ALWAYS take the dancer's side. You can be replaced, she is difficult to replace. So realize going in that anything in your car can be stolen, and if you want to get your keys back, you'll have to pay the dancer whatever she says you owe.

I've heard this theory a lot about valet. But I don't agree with it. IMO, valet is for the purpose of containing all business to a single location. It prevents the banks, grocery stores, neighboring businesses and residents from calling the police regarding parking disputes and drunks spilling out into the community. It allows the club to keep a much lower profile. I believe this to be true for BT's, LS & Subi's.

As for management always siding with dancers, that hasn't been the case for me. I've had ROBs and told the bouncer, who said she'd never work there again. I just don't think holding your keys is for the reason you're thinking. Unless the customer is actually trying to rip off the girl, which I hope none of us are doing.

[WinterKnight]

At landing strip they have mandatory valet. That doesn't mean only the valet can park your car in their little, it means you can't go in the club unless you surrender your keys. You can't park down the street and walk to the club. The reason for this policy is so they can hold your keys hostage if you have a dispute with a dancer. Management will ALWAYS take the dancer's side. You can be replaced, she is difficult to replace. So realize going in that anything in your car can be stolen, and if you want to get your keys back, you'll have to pay the dancer whatever she says you owe.

I may test this someday. I often bicycle to the club, and so don't carry my car keys with me. And there is no such thing as a bike rack in their parking lot, so I lock up my bike off premises. Never had a problem, but I haven't biked to LS. What are they going to do? Refuse entrance because I didn't drive my car there? Do I need a set of decoy keys to hand over? And what about the guys who arrive via Uber, limo, taxi, or SMART bus?

[Marelobo Mex]

I was going to say bring $300.

CG,

I agree it can be done for $300, but he said he is newbie. Probably going have a drink or two to take the nerve off, and may buy a drink for a girl or two, and maybe he wants to have some food.

I remember when I did my first session I just sat and watched the entire rotation before I even talked to the first girl. Then after spending an hour seeing who was in the club, I decided who I wanted to tip and who I didn't. I also took a girl for a dance before negotiating for extras because I wanted to see what the VIP was like and learn how the club worked.

Even today, if I have already completed my VIP, I sometimes will take girls for dances just to build chemistry with them so the next time I come in we already know each other. I find it helps me have better VIP sessions.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Management will ALWAYS take the dancer's side. You can be replaced, she is difficult to replace. So realize going in that anything in your car can be stolen, and if you want to get your keys back, you'll have to pay the dancer whatever she says you owe.

PL,

I don't doubt your experiences.

But mine have been different. I can usually resolve the issue with the girl directly, maybe I pay when I shouldn't.

The few times I have had disputes with the girls, the management took my side. I once had a girl ranting that we were in the VIP for 5 songs. When I asked the VIP guy he said we were back there for 3 songs, so I paid her for 3.

I once had a girl tell the bouncer that I didn't pay for my dances and I explained that I did pay her $25 per dance, and she is insisting the costs of dances are $35 per dance. I said she only stated that after the dances were over. I said I come to this club frequently and I always have paid $25 per dance. There are numerous dancers in here you can confirm that with. He told me he would handle it from here, and she didn't bother me the rest of the night.

In my case the club seemed to know the girl was a problem girl and took action to keep their customer happy.

I do agree they can go through you stuff in the car, and while I have never had anything stolen (including coins left in the car), I don't leave valuables in the car. I usually have a rental car. But I have noticed things I left in the car have been moved around.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Appreciate the detailed response Mex. Can always count on the seasoned mongers to offer insight. I saw in one of your previous posts that you frequent the clubs in the $200 - $300 range. I'm assuming that's BT, Criket, Henrys and Bogies, right? Any other clubs I'm missing and what would you say is the best value for the cash. I've always had great success in that range at BT's and the girls seem to be about as hot as you can get for that price range (unless I'm overlooking something or somewhere). PM's are always open if you just want to chat here instead of flooding the board. LOL.

I usually go to BTs or Criket. I tend to follow around the dancers that I like, since I am very picky.

I have been to Henrys once and Bogarts twice, and didn't find anything that interested me.

Value is super subjective. As are hot girls. I generally prefer thin fit (small tits and flat stomach) college age girl with no tattoos, no piercings, no fake body parts, minimal make up, normal sized finger nails. Finding that is about as likely as finding a purple squirrel. But I am willing to pay more for the perfect girl, in some cases much more than $200 - 300 if she exists. The farther away from that ideal she gets the less I am willing to pay. On my personal 1 - 10 rating system, for girls that I rate a 6 or lower I would be with them for free, but I don't deem it worth a good use of my funds to pay them. I can still pretty easily score a 6 on my own. If I am going to pay then I want at least a girl who is a 7.

I sometime reduce a girls rating if her tits are too big. They always seemed shocked when I say I don't like their big breasts (no it is not a negotiating trick, I honestly prefer smaller breasts). I know most guys like big tits, but I like what I like. Sorry can't help it.

I don't really care what anyone else pays her. If I am happy with what we negotiate and some other guy has her for $50 less, good for him. I always negotiate what I think is fair for me. That means sometimes I over pay. And sometimes I under pay. But I pay what she is worth to me, and if her price is too high, then I decline. There are no hard feelings on my end. This also means some nights I leave the club with out doing a session and I am ok with that. I was surprised how much better my standard sessions became once I was willing to walk out with out doing a session. I also like to repeat with the same girls who I have good chemistry with. Sometimes those are girls that other guys had bad experiences with. There is really no substitute for doing your own research, making your own mistakes, and finding your own personal gems.

MM.

[RandoChud]

Replacement fobs are inexpensive if you can get an fake one and put a few keys on it from stuff you don't have anymore. Just hand them the fake. If you have a dispute with a dancer walk out and don't bother with the key guy. I had some fobs in a junk drawer one time that were 3 cars ago and it was junked. To bad I threw them out.

So how exactly are they going to park your car with a fake? You can being an extra key, yeah. But obviously they're going to know if you hand them a "fake" LOL.

[Sparkeyman]

At landing strip they have mandatory valet. That doesn't mean only the valet can park your car in their little, it means you can't go in the club unless you surrender your keys. You can't park down the street and walk to the club. The reason for this policy is so they can hold your keys hostage if you have a dispute with a dancer. Management will ALWAYS take the dancer's side. You can be replaced, she is difficult to replace. So realize going in that anything in your car can be stolen, and if you want to get your keys back, you'll have to pay the dancer whatever she says you owe.

Replacement fobs are inexpensive if you can get an fake one and put a few keys on it from stuff you don't have anymore. Just hand them the fake. If you have a dispute with a dancer walk out and don't bother with the key guy. I had some fobs in a junk drawer one time that were 3 cars ago and it was junked. To bad I threw them out.

[BillBong]

Great review! When does angel work?

No idea, first time there in a long long time, and I didn't ask.

I would think Saturday during the day since that when I seen her.

[Incognito1234]

Number 1 rule never ever pay upfront, negotiate before heading to VIP for a all in price.

This, 100%. Negotiate on the floor and if she tries to change to a pay first deal, once you get in the back, be prepared to walk out.

[Pussylicker2]

Hello all, I've been reading all the reports and am going to go to Landing Strip for the first time. I've never been to a club so I appreciate all you guys that report for us but I just wondered how much is valet over there? I've heard there's mandatory valet and I just want to bring enough money and not too much. Also any tips you guys have a first timer is appreciated.

At landing strip they have mandatory valet. That doesn't mean only the valet can park your car in their little, it means you can't go in the club unless you surrender your keys. You can't park down the street and walk to the club. The reason for this policy is so they can hold your keys hostage if you have a dispute with a dancer. Management will ALWAYS take the dancer's side. You can be replaced, she is difficult to replace. So realize going in that anything in your car can be stolen, and if you want to get your keys back, you'll have to pay the dancer whatever she says you owe.

[Bmarr77]

Hi, I visit the clubs infrequently, but I've been going for almost 10 years. My two cents: 1) tip only the women you want to come talk to you 2) don't be dismayed if they say they will come to you and just go sit with their friends or regulars.

You meet all kinds of women in clubs, which is part of the fun. Some are shady, some know the business and know how to please. Some will be hot as hell but cold fish in the booth. Some don't look the greatest but could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I've met an aging porn star, a newly divorced MILF, seen boobs the size of zeppelins, waists as big around as a holstein. One of the best rides I've had in the booth was an intelligent, heavily tatted / pierced woman with a tattoo inside her mouth that said "cum ****. " I've been weaseled for drinks and had tongues stuck in my ear.

Landing Strip. This is my two cents, but it can get smoky and they have the music up too loud. Difficult to have a conversation. I've had a run of bad luck in there (see above), but that doesn't mean you will. Negotiate at the table, as many others here have said. When you go downstairs, pay the bouncer for the booth. Hope you have a good time.

Number 1 rule never ever pay upfront, negotiate before heading to VIP for a all in price.

[Hap Hunter]

This economic lesson on this forum is hilarious. Even more hilarious as I am brainstorming and thinking of strategies based off of MM and this post.

Great posts and insights! We should have a get together for a TED talk with Mex as the moderator. Been to SC in several states and countries. The SC economic process is basically the same. My 2 cents on the topic. Use your big head vs little. TGTBT usually is. Negotiate. Pay the troll at the check in desk for VIP. FWIW I flash the provider her future earnings and pay afterwards. Stay safe!

[WinterKnight]

Appreciate the detailed response Mex. Can always count on the seasoned mongers to offer insight. I saw in one of your previous posts that you frequent the clubs in the $200 - $300 range. I'm assuming that's BT, Criket, Henrys and Bogies, right? Any other clubs I'm missing and what would you say is the best value for the cash. I've always had great success in that range at BT's and the girls seem to be about as hot as you can get for that price range (unless I'm overlooking something or somewhere). PM's are always open if you just want to chat here instead of flooding the board. LOL.

I second this. Everything I know about securing a satisfying session in the club, I learned from advice from seniors here, MM being the foremost. Thank you, gentlemen!

Re: which clubs in the $200-$300 range, you can add LS to your list. Idk about HVIII anymore, haven't been there in years. I am most comfortable at BT's and SC — no smoking, and they both are within a short distance of home. These are critical factors for those of us with someone waiting at home.