Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveyJ23]

I haven't seen any reports on this new-ish place in the River North / River West area, so I decided to TOFTT. Glad I did.

Location: Grand Ave just east of Union. Use Google Maps and you'll get the name. This is a storefront place that has been used by a couple of different spas over the years. Do you remember Let's Spa? Same place, different owner.

Cost: $80 for an hour. I didn't ask about half hour, so I can't tell you the price for that. There is a table shower that costs extra, but since those things gross me out I didn't ask about how much. Add $60 for a HJ. Make it $100 if you want a nude HJ. I wasn't offered any services beyond that, so I don't know what they'd cost if they're even available.

The girl: I've only seen one MT there. She's probably in her 40's, but I think she looks good. Slim, fit body. She's friendly. I like her.

Pros: Excellent massage. Seriously, one of the best around. The extras were fun. Mutual touch was allowed.

Cons: None as far as I'm concerned, but you might reasonably say that for the same price you can get a lot more at the Chinatown shops. You could also say that the menu is limited compared to a place like SXL. Neither of those things matter to me, but they might matter to you.

If you're in the market for a place that offers a good massage with a fun ending, I think you'll like this place. I'll repeat.

[CakeLover13]

Haha funniest post all year. HOF instantly, see all of them in 1 day? Might have to cash out my 401 to cover that.

I was curious how many AMPs were on Archer Ave now.

I did a quick Google Map search. See attached picture. I think one of you guys should take it upon yourself to hit every single one haha.

That would put you in the monger hall of fame. Or the hospital!

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[Englee]

I'm done with the Latinas at Orange and maybe all together. I stopped by this afternoon and told the booker I wanted to see Vanatina or Katalina. I was let in and saw both girls. Of course they look nothing like the pictures on the website or Instagram. Katalina was far better looking so I went with her.

I have seen Latinas at Orange maybe 4 times. Only one really good experience. I told Katalina I wanted the 200 mini VIP. Of course she doesn't do the BBBJ or even a table shower. It was straight to the main course and in / out in 15 minutes. There was another time I went to Orange and went with one of the Chinese girls and asked for the 200 mini VIP it was straight to business. No table shower, no massage before or after, and out in 15 minutes. This is why I have tried out a few other places instead. So far I like Relax in Lombard. They keep the some group of women. Clean and you get your money's worth of service.

[Weseeem]

Can anybody point me in the direction of good Russian providers? Been itching to get some huge tits in my mouth.

[Nowhere500]

Which location does she work?

If it's off the interstate then it has to be the one on Milwaukee.

[Saison6666]

Do you, or anyone, know if ViVi still works only Thursday and Friday at Sunny during the week? Called yesterday and asked for her and was told she's not working. Would love to see her as I work in walking distance from Sunny.

She works at Sunny spa Thursday and Friday, at Unwind spa Mon-Wed.

[PaulAllen22]

Your first visit you won't get more than a nude HJ.

She makes you work up to her amazing bare BJ.

Top shelf girl for real with legit massage skills.

Hands down my fave but she is gone Saturday for almost 2 months.

Do you, or anyone, know if ViVi still works only Thursday and Friday at Sunny during the week? Called yesterday and asked for her and was told she's not working. Would love to see her as I work in walking distance from Sunny.

[RichL1234]

Had to go and check it out for myself. Texted and said I'd be there soon I want to see Wendy.

Arrived and was greeted at door by mid 20's thick Asian girl in a school girl skirt. I assumed it was Wendy. . 5 for 1/2 hour.

She showed me to room and told me to get undressed. While naked & face down on table another girl enters. Anissa (30-40, cute, nice body, but not Wendy.

I was not going to ruffle any feathers so I went with it.

Massage was lame, some teasing, and on the flip Only L1 was offered w / a little tit play, and OTC touching. Ok time 60 tip.

I would return only for the Wendy experience. She was young, thick and easy on the eyes.

One downside is that it is o Cicero ave with nothing else around it except for a busy insurance agency right next door.

FS was not an option w / Anissa. I tried.

YMMV. But like I said I'd go back to check out Wendy.

[ConfuciusMan]

Which location does she work?

I've been lurking for forever. So I got to share some good shit with you boys.

You have to call. If you don't call you will not get this broad.

Ask for Zoe. She is Thai You won't be able to fuck her. But man. The tits.

If you like big tits by a nice lady, go there. Its off the interstate.

I'm not a shill. I just think some dude probably like big tits massage by a broad.

[Comandante43]

Had a great time with this cutie. Colombian, Short, stocky, nice sized titties. $. 6/30. She was sweet and did not rush at all. She is here for another week.

She is one sexy chick that is a lot of fun.

[LukeAl]

I've been lurking for forever. So I got to share some good shit with you boys.

You have to call. If you don't call you will not get this broad.

Ask for Zoe. She is Thai You won't be able to fuck her. But man. The tits.

If you like big tits by a nice lady, go there. Its off the interstate.

I'm not a shill. I just think some dude probably like big tits massage by a broad.

[WBurton]

Anyone know if Vivi's (from Sunny) L2 is covered or not? And what the damage is?

Your first visit you won't get more than a nude HJ.

She makes you work up to her amazing bare BJ.

Top shelf girl for real with legit massage skills.

Hands down my fave but she is gone Saturday for almost 2 months.

[HankyDaPanky]

So is Wendy Asian? And how tall and big was she? How big were her breasts and what were the rates for the level of service?

Definitely double d hangers. About two handfuls a piece. Service was Meh- I didn't even get to the finish line. She's nice enough. My tastes are on the lighter side however. 7 door, and whatever you negotiate for services desired.

[HankyDaPanky]

I was curious how many AMPs were on Archer Ave now.

I did a quick Google Map search. See attached picture. I think one of you guys should take it upon yourself to hit every single one haha.

That would put you in the monger hall of fame. Or the hospital!

Now dats funny.

[HankyDaPanky]

Asian? Age? How big (overall) ? And of course damage $ ? Ain't nothing wrong with a little cushion every once in a while.

Asian (I believe) Big? I would say 180-200 lbs. She was looking for more for "touch". I always opt out of that negotiation because I end up touching anyway.

Shew was looking for a Benjamin. I said nah, Gave her 6. I figured since I couldn't get off why reward her. No my Yob.