Massage Parlor Reports

[WestCoastr]

Hey Rye. The answers to your questions are in the review.

Last month March up north had the same old, OLD, therapists for a while. Hopefully new flowers to be picked there soon.

One of the oldies had great fun bags. The other had. Frizzy hair like a bad perm dyed a weird reddish color and just unattractive.

If a great rack and an ok face can work for you. Check it out.

I stuck a FIA while in 69 with CBJ, then some giddyup every which way. Not a long neck bottle but not a hot dog down the hallway. Slipped the shocker in there for the squirm and the clamping which ended my visit.

Thanks for the recon. Was seeing it show up on RM but no reviews yet and the STG ads are pretty generic fake BS, as expected. Will have to check it out next time I'm up that way. Was the $ pretty typical 2-3 bills. Any upselling or haggling? You release CIM or? DM if needed.

[Ryancp81]

Has anyone gone to Restorative Touch since they rebranded to March Massage? Saw a STG AD with the rebrand.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/spoka...y/153311613515

I haven't been but then again I rarely get up to the north side. Their ad looks typically generic, so I imagine their service probably is too... probably FS but guessing a lackluster all safety type place. TOFTT my guy and report back.

[Anon5873]

Has anyone gone to Restorative Touch since they rebranded to March Massage? Saw a STG AD with the rebrand.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/spoka...y/153311613515

[Ryancp81]

Dropped by the arwy place. Maybe a generous 6 face. Typical 40 ish fairly fit asian body maybe a 5-6. But! Great massage, awesome BBJ, around the world for the giddyup in a rain jacket. A great fit. Shallow so a nice extra rub on the end. Finished the way it started with lots of cupping and some gobble gobble action. A pleaalsant surprise. 2 for the time spent. Probably would've preferred an enthusiastic Goldie tbh. Had to see what's up tho. Tomorrow there will be two of them.

Probably worth it for the gobble gobble fans.

Thanks for the recon. Was seeing it show up on RM but no reviews yet and the STG ads are pretty generic fake BS, as expected. Will have to check it out next time I'm up that way. Was the $ pretty typical 2-3 bills. Any upselling or haggling? You release CIM or? DM if needed.

[WestCoastr]

Dropped by the arwy place. Maybe a generous 6 face. Typical 40 ish fairly fit asian body maybe a 5-6. But! Great massage, awesome BBJ, around the world for the giddyup in a rain jacket. A great fit. Shallow so a nice extra rub on the end. Finished the way it started with lots of cupping and some gobble gobble action. A pleaalsant surprise. 2 for the time spent. Probably would've preferred an enthusiastic Goldie tbh. Had to see what's up tho. Tomorrow there will be two of them.

Probably worth it for the gobble gobble fans.

[PriceIsRight39]

Already been a couple of posts about this location. Seems like a middle of the road type place between the likes of Happy Day and 56 (before it got evicted). Reviews are mixed. My experience was not exactly memorable, especially in comparison to other places that are now closed.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7221505.

Until others open, and that's not likely anytime soon, the poor service a low quality will continue. Don't tell the sugar babies the AMPs are gone or we're fucked!!

[Ryancp81]

Not sure what the name, of the place was. But a great time was had. Bea "pronounced Be-uh"was a solid 7, with a great body. 220 for an hr and FS. She got into it and was very accommodating. She made sure to stay busy til the hour was up. Gives me hope again, in such a dark time haha.

Happy hunting boys.

Already been a couple of posts about this location. Seems like a middle of the road type place between the likes of Happy Day and 56 (before it got evicted). Reviews are mixed. My experience was not exactly memorable, especially in comparison to other places that are now closed.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7221505.

[DankMans]

Not sure what the name, of the place was. But a great time was had. Bea "pronounced Be-uh"was a solid 7, with a great body. 220 for an hr and FS. She got into it and was very accommodating. She made sure to stay busy til the hour was up. Gives me hope again, in such a dark time haha.

Happy hunting boys.

[TheGuyThatShy]

Haha. You just described 75% of male sugar dating. The simp army is massive. I agree with you though. I miss evergreen Iris could eat azz like a champ. Simps will save the women from recession. Man how this is like 1981. I read about it, ok. LOL.

LOL I hear you. Some folks are always just thinking with the little head. After bliss and evergreen though, I wonder if my expectations have changed LOL. Since I have now experienced just how much $$ can get, it's hard to go back to lesser offerings.

[TheGuyThatShy]

Has anyone been here recently? It's very convenient as far as location but most reviews I've read are old and not great. If anyone has more recent information would love to know if it's at all worth my time for like an L1 or L2 visit.

Best advice is to just check it out. Many folks right now are protecting their spots from ending up the same way as bliss and evergreen. I have not been to renue in a long time but I would not hold my breath that their doing any better now then back then. I see their ads on STG but that's no guarantee of anything worthwhile.

[Ckhik41]

Has anyone been here recently? It's very convenient as far as location but most reviews I've read are old and not great. If anyone has more recent information would love to know if it's at all worth my time for like an L1 or L2 visit.

[PriceIsRight39]

If we are really looking down the barrel of an economic recession, I think the city is going to have a hard time keeping the pressure on landlords from renting out their properties to anything that will make them money. I don't know when that will happen though so in the meantime we here just need to make sure that we aren't overpaying for poor service just because our options are more limited. I think it may be time to check out some less reviewed spots around town, just see what the action is.

Haha. You just described 75% of male sugar dating. The simp army is massive. I agree with you though. I miss evergreen Iris could eat azz like a champ. Simps will save the women from recession. Man how this is like 1981. I read about it, ok. LOL.

[BadJoe11]

Well tried March massage the one by zips. Talk about some oldies. Walked right out. Gave butterfly a try and only offering fun. So pretty boring in my opinion. Girl was cute but 40's.

[TheGuyThatShy]

I'm not going to go into my usual amount of detail on this report. Kiki is petite and attractive, however she is quite aware of the lack of options anymore and charges too much for what is on offer. Total lack of enthusiasm or interest from this provider even at her asking price. She leaves mid April.

[Ryancp81]

Well folks, looks like the AMP scene in the Valley is dead. Discovered yesterday that Happy Day appears to no longer be open. Doors locked and no answer to their phone. Drove down Sprague and see that there are only a couple places left (Rose and New Massage Spa). I guess the fun is over, would someone please turn out the lights the party's over. If anyone has any intel on if Happy Day is truly closed please share.

Anyone been to this place on Sprague east of Mcdonald? Only one standard RnT review from 2021 on RM. I'm guessing it's just a standard lackluster place since no reviews in years. I'll drive by later and see if it's even open but just curious.