Massage Parlor Reports

[Nowhere500]

Actually sir one of those reviews are mine and not fake at all. She does a 100 percent pure Nuru massage, not lazy, not anything weird. Not to mention she's a knockout of a woman, like hawaiian or asian or something. Not all of us are trying to bang skanks in a massage parlor and want a different experience which Una delivers on.

That's interesting because there were two reviews on there for Una and I went and read all the other reviews written by the two Una reviewers. They had reviewed several other women and every review was exactly the same, basically a cut and paste. Every review talked about how they didn't even want full service and were happy to pay $400 for Nuru. Very obvious shills. But go ahead and DM me your TER account and I'll double check and then come back here and correct myself if I'm wrong.

[Mitsom]

After my last experience at Rose on archer decided to head there for seconds hoping to get Yuyu again. Walk up and a guy is right out front with his windows down looking at his phone. Decided to pass and head to Katies. Get there and I knew the place was on the street from google maps but there was a lot of foot traffic and the Latina next door at the clothing store had her wears out there and people looking. Another pass. I'm weird I guess about the entry vibes. Walked back to Rose and the guy is gone so I ring their weird little doorbell.

40's something woman answers and is nothing to write home about but ok body (B cups) and nice azz. Ask for Yuyu and she acts like she doesn't know who that is. So maybe Yuyu is no longer there. Says she's Lele and to take her. So wth I'm there and go for it.

Not much worth noting here. Decided to do half and get my nut then gtfo. Quotes me $160 and upcharges $40 for BBJ. Get her on her knees and pump her mouth after she douses jr in mouthwash. She gets up for boom boom and I tell her she's not done and to get back on her knees. After that a few positions and lastly mish I tell her I want to nut on her face. Asks for $60. Get up with her laying face up on the table and jerk in her face until I blow my load all over it and then shake it out all over her.

I will say her kitty was tight af and kinda shallow. Definitely hit that cervix. But as I mentioned before this place is kinda filthy. Carpet in the massage room and I felt like my feet were crunching in dried nut. I know I left some there last time. No doors just curtains and half ceilings. Also forgot my condom in the car and I'm convinced these girls reuse them. Always pulling them out of nowhere with no wrap. Felt kinda dirty myself after this one guys not gunna lie. Couldn't wait to get home and douse jr in alcohol.

Probably won't repeat at this place. Got lucky last time landing Yuyu. But if she's not there I'll pass.

[MikeJones1089]

Soooooooo I guess no one's ever gone to Amanda spa on Grand? Guess I'll have to TOFTT.

[Moss734]

Are the pics real? Anyone have an experience with her to report? Haven't been to Orange in a bit but the pics of her on the website are intriguing to me.

[Member #7111]

I don't know why this person is shilling for Una. $400 for a handjob is insane. In fact, it's basically a scam at that price. The reviews on TER are clearly fake or paid for.

Actually sir one of those reviews are mine and not fake at all. She does a 100 percent pure Nuru massage, not lazy, not anything weird. Not to mention she's a knockout of a woman, like hawaiian or asian or something. Not all of us are trying to bang skanks in a massage parlor and want a different experience which Una delivers on.

[HappyGardener]

Has anyone been to Unwind Spa in Chinatown lately? Been a long time since I've been there. I've had mixed results there over the years. Good table showers and FS. Bad massages and just an HJ. Was thinking about going there on Saturday.

[Ohhi773]

I saw a few comments about her so I decided to check her out. Tall, slim, girl flat stomach and nice skin. She looks like she could be a grade school teacher which I found very sexy.

I think she leaves Sunday or Monday so I'll keep it brief. She's either a real pro and / or we had chemistry. Started with some lfk, then a standing / seated BBBJ. Lots of attention on the balls. After a few minutes she's ready to bone, I say nah I need more mouth. I lay down and she continues.

We move on to standing mish, she says go slow. I start slow and shallow to warm her up, then pick up pace and depth. Then doggy, cg, lazy mish. Her long legs in mish and long back in doggy were a good change from my normal spinner preference. Last thing i'll add is this was the first time a girl moaned and called me baba. very sexy

Either way if you can catch her before she goes back to NYC, you should.

[AintNool]

I'm not going to lie, I used to get annoyed that she was the only one I would ever come across, mainly because I knew there was another therapist available and I like to try different skills. But now that they closed down I'm missng Lisa LOL.

You saying that spa closed down?

[Nowhere500]

The menu is limited to HJ only. My buddy booked a 2-hour session with 2 popsone during the shower and one after the massage. The room was much cleaner than most other massage places. She didn't rush at all, she made him feel really comfortable throughout the session. Before starting, she even made him a cup of tea tried to build a connection with him. He said the Nuru massage was exactly the same as the ones he had in Thailand. He also mentioned that massage is just her side job, but I have my doubts about that.

I don't know why this person is shilling for Una. $400 for a handjob is insane. In fact, it's basically a scam at that price. The reviews on TER are clearly fake or paid for.

[SpaGuy21]

I had a friend hit me up today. He used to see Jackie at SXL. This was maybe 5 years ago. Probably 40's, bolt ons. Was the go to at the time. Does anyone know where she went so I can let him know?.

That's mostly likely going to be Kelly. She's gone by a couple names over the years but Kelly stuck. Early on it was Jasmine or something like that. Either way, based on your description and the timeframe, going to say that's the current Kelly.

[Saison6666]

Ad had me interested until:

"NO FS!

NO OTHER SERVICE THAN MASSAGE!

I see she has a TER (402525), but I don't have the VIP service for it and the reviews don't explicitly state any sex work.

I assume at least a HJ, but did your friend mention all the extras she offers?

I also wish she had slightly clearer photos of her face.

The menu is limited to HJ only. My buddy booked a 2-hour session with 2 pops—one during the shower and one after the massage. The room was much cleaner than most other massage places. She didn't rush at all, she made him feel really comfortable throughout the session. Before starting, she even made him a cup of tea tried to build a connection with him. He said the Nuru massage was exactly the same as the ones he had in Thailand. He also mentioned that massage is just her side job, but I have my doubts about that.

[Alphaphi33]

I had a friend hit me up today. He used to see Jackie at SXL. This was maybe 5 years ago. Probably 40's, bolt ons. Was the go to at the time. Does anyone know where she went so I can let him know?

This same friend saw Emily recently. TS was phenomenal, and he appreciated the recommendations on this board. Partook in some DATY with BBBJWCIM. Rates on this board were accurate. He said Emily was more of a girl next door type, very unassuming looking, but let you have your way.

[Goofy89]

Thanks for the info!

I've been itching for a nuru for years but was put off by many reviews detailing the experience as being a letdown because of novice girls. However, this one sounds promising and I will eventually set something up.

No problem report back I'm always looking for a good nuru provider.

[Coopertars]

Recently stopped by JW Rejuvinating as I was in the area. Called to confirm they were open and had a table shower and then I was on my way. Think there was only girl working, Koko. She was cute, short and a little wider than I would prefer but nothing wrong at all!

Got a table shower, good cleaning of the boys and crack but no action there at all. Back to the massage room and she seemed a bit timid at first during the massage. On the flip she massaged my legs and I complemented her skills and told her how cute she looked.

That must have been when she got the hint and asked what I wanted, at first she said only sucky sucky but I told her I wanted FS. She said $200 and I said no way and she dropped to $160 quickly so I agreed.

She went to get her stuff, stripped down. Definitely a bit curvier but great tits, full Bush. She started with stroking and licking the boys but no BBJ, just popped the condom on. No RIM either but great licking. She got on top for a bit and I played with her tits, her nips were hard as a rock and she seemed to get in to it. She turned around for Reverse CG and I propped up so I could FIV while she was on me. At first she seemed like that was a bit too much but then started saying for more, she was definitely wet. Turned her around for doggy and pounded away until I was done.

She cleaned me up and gave me a decent head / neck massage and then I was all ready to go. I would repeat the spot, curious to see what other talent is there. Been going to Orange and the like too much I guess so I def expected more to be offered but it was pretty basic non GFE type of experience.

[Soulandis]

Both reviews just say no FS too just full nude nuru with HJ finish but both reviews seem to have enjoyed there visits.

Thanks for the info!

I've been itching for a nuru for years but was put off by many reviews detailing the experience as being a letdown because of novice girls. However, this one sounds promising and I will eventually set something up.