Massage Parlor Reports

[JayBird77]

1. 5 years ago you could count on. 14 all in, that included house. Last year I was told I was cheap because others were tipping. 2. Now they are doing this and delivering roses every week. WTF?

I agree. Before everyone knew what was going on at LJS, I used to hook up there for 80 total. Not to mention she was super hot and appreciative. That was several years ago.I make a great living but most of these places are now more than I'm willing to part with. Some of these guys fall in love and think they have a dime peace. Its their money but I wish they would not drive the prices up like they do

[Kaamni]

Thank you.

A solid AMP in a somewhat discreet location on the back roads. Decent age / looking MTs that all (that I've tested) do a L1 finish. May, who's a bit older (late 40's /50's) decent looks, is the best overall experience IMO. She teases a bit and allows OTC roaming if you're not too grabby. She's my go-to and while YMMV, after multiple visits and familiarity, I've graduated from OTC to UTC, but no FIV.

Massage: 9/10.

Cleanliness: 9/10.

Privacy: 8/10.

Talent: 7. 5/10.

Finish: 8/10.

Damage: hhL1 (50/40) hL1 (70/50).

Even with multiple visits, never more than L1 for me. Happy Hunting.

PG.

[SlenderGuy]

I've been in the game long enough to know I'll never be first.

This was made bad attempt at being funny not all trying to suggest anything. My bad.

[Rck15]

Those days are long since gone. $$ used to get 1 hr, 2 rounds with a half decent massage in between, greek, shit anything I wanted with the GOAT Julie at 3rd.

Now if they try to upcharge over the base amount they are told to take it or leave it. More often than not they will take it, otherwise I'll just walk if they don't. Sometimes you just have to take that hard stance but some of these guys refuse to think with the big head about whey are are causing to happen and they cave.

1. 5 years ago you could count on. 14 all in, that included house. Last year I was told I was cheap because others were tipping. 2. Now they are doing this and delivering roses every week. WTF?

[Jjd53]

Guys. This is a rampant issue. I remember the days of $$ being sufficient to cover house fee and whatever else we wanted.

Bringing flowers, giving gifts, and exorbitant tips need to stop.

Those days are long since gone. $$ used to get 1 hr, 2 rounds with a half decent massage in between, greek, shit anything I wanted with the GOAT Julie at 3rd.

Now if they try to upcharge over the base amount they are told to take it or leave it. More often than not they will take it, otherwise I'll just walk if they don't. Sometimes you just have to take that hard stance but some of these guys refuse to think with the big head about whey are are causing to happen and they cave.

[Rck15]

Went to LJS today and saw Sunny. Figured I would try something new since Mia left. Wasn't impressed with the encounter. Massage was better than average but not the best that I have had. No teasing. At time of main event, asked for the tip what I normally have been giving for years. She countered with $1. 5. I said no, that is all I had. She went through with it but wasn't into it at all. Body a little soft / chunky. Cat nothing to write home about. Won't be going back. Saw the second girl as I was leaving and she was worse looking. Hope Mia comes back soon.

Mia isn't coming back. I asked her. Her response was "Would you go back to a place where you were abused?

It sucks that we have Tina (3rd) Sunny and Anna to choose from.

[Hatch7508]

Went to LJS today and saw Sunny. Figured I would try something new since Mia left. Wasn't impressed with the encounter. Massage was better than average but not the best that I have had. No teasing. At time of main event, asked for the tip what I normally have been giving for years. She countered with $1. 5. I said no, that is all I had. She went through with it but wasn't into it at all. Body a little soft / chunky. Cat nothing to write home about. Won't be going back. Saw the second girl as I was leaving and she was worse looking. Hope Mia comes back soon.

[BareBackJack]

And 10 minutes before you was munching I filled her up & Keep your face in the kitchen. Too funny.

I've been in the game long enough to know I'll never be first.

[SlenderGuy]

I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.

And 10 minutes before you was munching I filled her up & Keep your face in the kitchen. Too funny.

[Mongerr372]

You know, I've always gave you fellow mongers the benefit of the doubt, however, today I witnessed inexcusable SIMP activity live.

I had just dropped trow for a 60 minute body exploration with ol' reliable Zoey at Cary St. Not 5 seconds after I was bare ass up and face down on the table did I hear the doorbell ring. Me, in the nude and awaiting Zoey's return, had nothing else to do other than listen to the encounter.

Cue the broken English "did you call ahead" and response of "no I wanted to drop something off".

Flabbergasted, having only read about this on the forum, my ears perked up. This mf brought a full bouquet of flowers to Cary St? And I witnessed it live! This guy left, no HE, no scheduling to come back. This guy only came to drop off a fat ass bouquet.

Fast forward to the end of my blissful massage, Zoey quoted me $$ on top of the house fee for PIV for 10 minutes?!

Guys. This is a rampant issue. I remember the days of $$ being sufficient to cover house fee and whatever else we wanted.

Bringing flowers, giving gifts, and exorbitant tips need to stop.

[Hd2500]

y'all better don't kiss her, she's got milk flavour kissy. The raw milk variant, head game on point but meowth needs to retire

Your killing me!😝😂

[ChristNotama]

🤣.

Too funny 😂.

y'all better don't kiss her, she's got milk flavour kissy. The raw milk variant, head game on point but meowth needs to retire

[Rydin]

I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice..

You know what's even funnier, I spent night at a few of these places, and I always laugh at the reviews of guys saying they want to get there early and be first one! When I'm in next room thinking hope he likes man jam. Moral of story your never first, it's just your turn.

[Hd2500]

I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.

🤣.

Too funny 😂.

[BareBackJack]

Who is it?

I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.