Massage Parlor Reports

[DownnDusty]

Yeah, it's so odd when that happens, but I've had it happen enough that I guess enough pay it. I've gotten so annoyed by the hard sell that I just say F it and just give me a massage, and tip a 10. I'm not trying to be particularly cheap either, but that rate is just nowhere near reality.

Slow roller & TML8, at dandelion you get what you give. I've been there a few times with Yula the best they had. I went the other day and I met with Emma, DFKBBJ shirt up pants down, daty. 60 + 120 out the door. When I left, I was going to get something to eat for lunch. She was walking out with me, but Mia brought her back.

[TooManyLadies8]

Yeah same experience, she wanted $ for top up, I did get her down to 60 but like you said, it kinda ruined the moment, especially after the teasing she did had me rock hard and really ready to pop.

Yeah, it's so odd when that happens, but I've had it happen enough that I guess enough pay it. I've gotten so annoyed by the hard sell that I just say F it and just give me a massage, and tip a 10. I'm not trying to be particularly cheap either, but that rate is just nowhere near reality.

[Slow Roller]

Dandelion's, Mia, cute, probably 30's, poor massage, but I get light touch and rarely do they ever know what to do for that, so maybe more standard massage is better. She was nice, but wanted the world for top up, so just stuck to the standard for 40. OTC roaming allowed. UTC roaming wanted almost FS price. Started to haggle and she probably would have settle for. 60 for top up, but mood was ruined for me so I didn't bother. Other one was old and not attractive, both were nice though.

Yeah same experience, she wanted $ for top up, I did get her down to 60 but like you said, it kinda ruined the moment, especially after the teasing she did had me rock hard and really ready to pop.

[DirtMerchant]

No, Poor service, your best bet is to drive to Cincinnati.

The famous Tiger spa closed, after that, none are good.

Even the so called, Blue sky is poor, old hags, no excitement, just mechanic.

I think you're selling Blue Sky short. It by no means a NYC spa and it sucks that they don't have a table shower, but the girls coming through in the last few months have improved greatly over what we were getting in the first half of 2024. IMO it is the best spa option with 30 miles of Cleveland.

[TooManyLadies8]

Dandelion's, Mia, cute, probably 30's, poor massage, but I get light touch and rarely do they ever know what to do for that, so maybe more standard massage is better. She was nice, but wanted the world for top up, so just stuck to the standard for 40. OTC roaming allowed. UTC roaming wanted almost FS price. Started to haggle and she probably would have settle for. 60 for top up, but mood was ruined for me so I didn't bother. Other one was old and not attractive, both were nice though.

[Kabbakabba]

Hey all, I'm from Columbus, but going to be in Cleveland all next week for work. I'll be looking for a good massage place while I'm there. Columbus is pretty dry. Is Cleveland any better? What spots would you recommend? Also curious if any of them offer more than just a handshake. Feel free to PM me!

No, Poor service, your best bet is to drive to Cincinnati.

The famous Tiger spa closed, after that, none are good.

Even the so called, Blue sky is poor, old hags, no excitement, just mechanic.

[HedonismBot]

Hey all, I'm from Columbus, but going to be in Cleveland all next week for work. I'll be looking for a good massage place while I'm there. Columbus is pretty dry. Is Cleveland any better? What spots would you recommend? Also curious if any of them offer more than just a handshake. Feel free to PM me!

We are not awash in options here either, it is mostly pretty standard at the places around here. It will really depend on where you are staying and how far you are willing to travel. The aforementioned Blue Sky Spa is going to be your best bet for handshake+. The only other place where that level of service was entertained in the recent past was Sunny's Foot Spa.

[Baldleprechaun]

Hey all, I'm from Columbus, but going to be in Cleveland all next week for work. I'll be looking for a good massage place while I'm there. Columbus is pretty dry. Is Cleveland any better? What spots would you recommend? Also curious if any of them offer more than just a handshake. Feel free to PM me!

[DDawgg]

Went to BSS the other day, greeted by Skye, who had me wait in a room for about 20 minutes (despite showing up on time for my appointment). She's probably early 40's but with youthful face & smile. As reported her body is a bit thin with a belly, but overall you could do much worse. Massage was ok and service was pretty standard, opted for the total package. Don't think I'll repeat, but not mad either. In this lobbying wasteland it's a solid option.

[WestSider3]

What's the correct number for the Middleburg local I'm seeing the number ending in 7783.

[EmptyCup]

My report: don't bother. Still legit. Wasted money.

Only $64,950 to go to break even.

[DirtMerchant]

Question now is do I blow a HF just to find out it's still legit massage?

My report: don't bother. Still legit. Wasted money.

[DirtMerchant]

Hard to single people out when they are carpet bombing the contacts in the old phone. LOL. The handler just confirmed that with me (using old contacts from the existing phone #.

Question now is do I blow a HF just to find out it's still legit massage?

[DirtMerchant]

LOL Plus they got contact info on us. I got the text too. Why I asked about the place. Hate mentioning things on the board where an owner can single me out.

Hard to single people out when they are carpet bombing the contacts in the old phone. LOL. The handler just confirmed that with me (using old contacts from the existing phone #.

[EmptyCup]

$65,000 seems high when all you're getting is the tables, washer, dryer and the towels, plus paying $1,600 for rent. No license is included, because they say one isn't required.

LOL Plus they got contact info on us. I got the text too. Why I asked about the place. Hate mentioning things on the board where an owner can single me out.