Massage Parlor Reports

[TeamBackfat]

Where is Miranda in Issaquah? Haven't had much luck in AMPs there.

Sweet Miranda is indeed a "MILF hurricane" (good one Ausie Fury), but she's not at an AMP, she's here:

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/m...iranda.652087/

[AussieFury]

You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.

1211 S Bailey.

Been twice and felt a little hustled each time. Never stayed.

[GlobalHawk]

Where is Miranda in Issaquah? Haven't had much luck in AMPs there.

MILF HUNTERS:

Miko (formerly of Good Renton) and Bebe (formlerly at Alice FedWay) are the MILF duo at King Spa (formerly Shanghai, behind Subway in SODO). Both are fantastic.

Lala / Yao is at Magnolia Renton.

Yoyo and Jessica (formerly of Magnolia Renton) are at Rose Spa Lakewood.

Kegel Queen Mimi is at Blue Moon Renton.

Angie at Four Seasons FedWay is a thicc baddie who will make love to your dick with her mouth. New Anna looks a MILFy too.

Sweet Miranda in Issaquah is a MILF hurricane.

All of them know me as Big Monkey. Up to you whether mentioning me is worthwhile or not.

[AussieFury]

Met Fia's sister Sara at Tokyo. She's beautiful and was instantly recognizable as Fia's actual sister. Great session. A litle less performance than Fis, which I welcomed. All natural great body and a swetheart.

Met Coco on the same visit but never saw under the dress. She has a simple Korean face, but was wearing zero makeup. She's very young but I think makeup would help her attract more customers.

I haven't met the new girl Tina at Magnolia yet, but MMs swears she's apparently young and "patient. " I dunno what patient means in this context but the photo of her looked untouched and pretty. I'll visit soon unless one of you gets there first.

I haven't met Anna or Tiffany at Good yet either, but Anna's photo looked good, buy obviously photoshopped.

Found a new spa UmiUmi next to the Renton Inn near Sunset Hwy. Shares a parking lot with that basement spa in the house that looks like it's falling down. One woman shop, got an FS vibe, but she wasn't very attractive.

Another newish spa, Brisa in Auburn. HJ only. One 40-ish mamasan and a 50+ provider. Won’t be back.

Telling them hi from Big Monkey won’t hurt.

[AussieFury]

MILF HUNTERS:

Miko (formerly of Good Renton) and Bebe (formlerly at Alice FedWay) are the MILF duo at King Spa (formerly Shanghai, behind Subway in SODO). Both are fantastic. Bebe now goes by Ruby.

Lala / Yao is at Magnolia Renton.

Yoyo and Jessica (formerly of Magnolia Renton) are at Rose Spa Lakewood.

Kegel Queen Mimi is at Blue Moon Renton.

Angie at Four Seasons FedWay is a thicc baddie who will make love to your dick with her mouth. New Anna looks a MILFy too.

Sweet Miranda in Issaquah is a MILF hurricane.

All of them know me as Big Monkey. Up to you whether mentioning me is worthwhile or not.

[TinyAsianVC]

You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.

They are in the heart of georgetown. Not sure when they were open, but the store look very clean.

[SeattleStorm]

Crystal- I wish this place was better because of its convenience, but girls are below average IMHO, and they want to haggle over the tip.

Greenbow. Decent massage and HJ finish but a decent option if that's all you are after.

M Spa- on Juanita HJ / CBJ is possible.

I have the contact info for the booker for Crystal, and several other related locations, they also run some girls out of some hotels. Feel free to pm me for the info.

[Shogun Hua]

I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.

I saw a good review on Yuki for giving good massages. She used to be at One Spa and should be at Good this month.

[Island S1]

So the Mama san there messaged me that they had a new girl so I was a little curious the picture she sent me looked decent but the quality was weird because it was from android to iPhone. Anyways we agreed on a price for 1 hr. When I got there what I saw was a bit different. Mind you bobo has had reviews on AMPreview that seemed decent but for me it was just not the experience I usually have at jasmine. The last two girls I saw at jasmine were candy and ivy and they were both bombshells. Bobo was a bit thicker girl with firm C's from what I can tell but natural and what looked like also either she got lipo or she had a C section that healed weird. During the massage it was alright very light handed but that was ok I was just trying to relax we moved on to the session here Head game was decent, CFS was meh, tell me why she was on her phone a lot texting what it seemed like other patrons, and talking to the other girl that was there too also not much of a looker. I hate to kinda write a bad review but I was put off especially mid way through the session she stops to hawk out some spit.

I was at that point done. Finished went home showered I just felt off put. The vibe and everything was just bad. I should have went to good cause they were offering the same price for an hr with a girl I've seen the last time I was there. I just happened to be closer.

Lesson learned. Not saying jasmine is bad they usually have really good girls but the rotation this time was not it for me.

She might fit the bill for some other people so don't let this stop you from going. I will just not be going until they rotate again.

[AmpluckyCat]

I honestly say that I've been pretty lucky with the sessions I've been having in both Renton and Everett. But, I've had some less than stellar sessions over the past couple of month. On 23 Jan25, I had a session with Linda at Renton that wasn't bad, but her body was such a disappointment. On 14 Jan25, I have a horrible session with Apple at Shanghai. It was so bad that, in the middle of her BJ, I texted Alyssa to send in a replacement immediately; Bella saved that session. Finally, on 12 Dec24, I had my first session with Luka at Good. Luka's issue was that she was easily distracted and I had to constantly keep her on task.

Thanks for the info, ALC.

I'm unable to find a "less than awesome" review of the Renton spots from you. Can you give us an example of a girl you didn't like recently? That's just as helpful (at least to me) as knowing who you like. Thanks!

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Thank you for this veritable treasure trove! A few comments.

While Crystal Asian has been reliably CBJ / CFS for me, the talent has varied wildly. The last two visits sucked and they're off my list for a bit. Friday saw a relatively cute MILF that just beat the shit out of me during the massage despite me telling her repeatedly to back off, and the FS was jackhammer and uninspired.

I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Hello I'm new to this forum and would like share with you gentlemen my finding. I came across a newly renovated massage parlor in West Seattle.

Great experience at JM. Hello Kitty is a must try and on my way out two more girl came out to introduce themself, Mia and Nana they give me a kiss and send me on my way.

My Rating.

Body: 5/5.

Face: too cute LOL.

Service: 5/5.

You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Not all of us are DirtyFuks.

Seems strange for you of all people to kink shame.

Ahahahaha I was gunna chime in and say his name is certainly fitting. Finding BBFS nowadays from AMP's to Korean agency or apt Gals is damn near impossible…for a decent price anyways.

[SeattleStorm]

How are the ladies there?

Crystal- I wish this place was better because of its convenience, but girls are below average IMHO, and they want to haggle over the tip.

Greenbow. Decent massage and HJ finish but a decent option if that's all you are after.

M Spa- on Juanita HJ / CBJ is possible.

[MJ2023]

Visited Crystal spa and it not bad considering 10 minutes drive for me. Everything went well massage followed by BBJ and CFS.

They also have ATM. Didn't know. Could have save extra trip finding 24 hour ATM nearby.

How are the ladies there?