Massage Parlor Reports

[ZyDawg]

Got back from Las Vegas earlier this morning, needed a release badly and luckily had some cash on hand from the casinos. Ended up back at Sugar for a early morning snack.

Anna was working early, and the others were either occupied or hadn't gotten into work yet, so she was the only real choice. Not like that's a bad thing or anything, since Anna is a petite, cutie with decent energy. 4'11 or 5 ft, small round ass and tits, small cute face, and as heavy as a sack of rice. I get in, pay the house fee, and then I got led towards the room as usual. I was a bit groggy from the drive in, and almost fell asleep waiting on her to get back after payment. She gets back in, nudges me awake and gives me a kiss on the cheek, and proceeds to get on with the massage.

Like I said earlier, she's about as heavy as a sack of rice, so not much weight behind her massage. Even with her sitting on my back, I ultimately didn't feel anything. So I flipped over and had her sit on my front, and told her to just kiss me till I was ready. She started rubbing her small ass on my dick and then eventually turned around to 69. I told her I wasn't in the mood for 69, but I'd take the BBBJ anyway, so she had me sit up and blew me while I sat on the edge of the bed. Eventually I picked her up and started fingering her while she gave me a HJ, and occasional blowing. Finally she covered me up and mounted me, and started grinding on me in seated CG, while making out with me. I picked her up, turned around and laid her down on the table and proceeded to standing mish. She cleaned me up and dressed me up. Which was pretty funny considering the height difference and seeing her on her tippytoes trying to put a shirt on me made me chuckle.

All in all, $$ for housefee and tip. Would visit Anna again, and might if the other new spas in my area suck.

Follow-up: so how does it work, if they won't send you real pics, do you walk in and ask to see them in person and they line up like it's a pageant? Or do they have real pics to view on-site? And can you ask who's into GFE, because that's a big factor for me that would outweigh looks in some cases. And of course, I guess there's the risk of someone you want being occupied.

Usually when you walk in, it's whoever greets you will service you. What I do is I leave my wallet in my car, as well as my phone. I walk in, and ask if she's the only one working, and if I can see the other girls as well. If I don't like what I see, I tell them I need to go and get my wallet after pretending to search for it on my person. If I like what I see, then I'll ask how much for tip, though sometimes this is hard considering the language barrier most of the time. But I point at their tits and ask if it's ok as well. Usually that sends the signal that you're willing to pay for FS / GFE. If it I get nothing or opposite signals, I usually just tell them maybe next time then.

[TacoManVa]

Thank you TacoMan for all your reviews! I appreciate your posts because you go the distance with most of your providers.

You get a lot of them, which is great intel, because it makes it easier for us to know what's in their menu, and how expansive their menu can get.

My main question is not an attack, but very curious, since I'm a pussy / *****.

How often do you get tested for STDs? Since you mostly go BBFS, based off your reviews, I'm assuming a lot.

And have you tested positive after having fun with these girls? If yes, please DM, since I know you can get in trouble for sharing who spread such and such.

I'm more interested in knowing how "safe" it's been for you going BBFS with these providers, before I ever think about doing it myself.

TIA!

In 14 years I have not tested positive but this Flu this year is kicking my ass. I got the vaccine just wish everyone else had done so as well. Many deaths this year in San Diego from the flu, all unvaccinated.

[SimonJonesUK]

In reading your past couple of posts on here, you may want to look into K-Orgs, or under Asian Providers thread, to get something more down the line of your questioning. With a little research, you will find lineups with pics, most photoshopped, and you will probably get MSOG (additional donation) and GFE (although YMMV as always).

Stay safe.

Yeah, I was going to default to a K-org just based on 2 previous experiences in other towns but then saw this whole new world of spas / massage places. Just got me thinking about an alternative. But I don't have much time to spare, so it still might be the option with least risk of a bad / unattractive experience.

[JustARub]

Went to Comfy Spa off Morena last week for the first time. The whole experience was rather great. Young girl in her mid-late 20's with MM b cups (not too hard) and a good body. Said her name was Coffee (Table shower was great, nuru slides and out of nowhere just started rimming during the TS. First experience like this, it was awesome. The girl is built for sex. I absolutely pounded her and she was thrusting herself into me even more during the session and moaning appropriately. Either she is the greatest sex actor of all time or she was genuinely enjoying the experience as well. No mention of tip before or after. Handed her $.6 and she did not complain. Zero English so bring your translator app. They prefer calling ahead fwiw.

+1 for good experiences at Comfy. Saw a great provider a couple of weeks ago (Angela) and thought the same of the experience. Easy, hot, good service. Met her colleague Claire on the way out who went for a good grope making me want 4 hands on the next visit!

[SDJaziKing]

Ocean Breeze just opened in Chula Vista. It's a brand new place that was recently remodeled and with a brand new table shower. Everything in there is still new. They currently have 2 asians and 1 latina.

I've got a report to post on it but haven't had time yet.

Total waste of time. Don't bother going to this bullshit place.

Went there as a walk-in, two Chinese girls and 1 latina working. Chinese girls don't look hot at all, the latina had huge racks so I chose her instead. Oh boy I was so wrong. Her service was beyond terrible. Her name was Giana BTW.

I opted in for an hour, she gave me shitty 5 minute "back massage" with oil, then went straight for lame teasing (didn't even get me hard). Had me flipped almost instantly and asked me if I wanted everything. That's the whole reason why I was there for so we agreed with 150. Oh boy, I was so wrong again. No BBBJ, shitty CBJ for like 1 minute and she mounted me on RCG. Her ass was amazing, not going to lie but I wanted to pound her from Mish so I asked her to change position. She then snapped at me and said "NO, ONLY THIS POSITION" then put me back down. Of course I eventually busted the nuts but man, that was probably the worst Massage Parlor experience I've ever had in 15+ years of hobbying. By the time we were done, we still had 40 minutes but she was pretty much acting like the session was done. I honestly didn't even bother complaining about shorting the session, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

I would never recommend anybody going there to waste your money like I did. I left the parlor disappointed, needless to say, she didn't even clean my back with hot towel so I had oily af back as well.

0/10

[SDNutz50]

Follow-up: so how does it work, if they won't send you real pics, do you walk in and ask to see them in person and they line up like it's a pageant? Or do they have real pics to view on-site? And can you ask who's into GFE, because that's a big factor for me that would outweigh looks in some cases. And of course, I guess there's the risk of someone you want being occupied.

In reading your past couple of posts on here, you may want to look into K-Orgs, or under Asian Providers thread, to get something more down the line of your questioning. With a little research, you will find lineups with pics, most photoshopped, and you will probably get MSOG (additional donation) and GFE (although YMMV as always).

Stay safe.

[King Kon]

I haven't tested positive yet for anything, knock on wood, but I was going to PM you to continue the discussion separately because I'm similar and your inbox is full.

Shoot away.

[BluesBalls]

Thank you TacoMan for all your reviews! I appreciate your posts because you go the distance with most of your providers.

You get a lot of them, which is great intel, because it makes it easier for us to know what's in their menu, and how expansive their menu can get.

My main question is not an attack, but very curious, since I'm a pussy / *****.

How often do you get tested for STDs? Since you mostly go BBFS, based off your reviews, I'm assuming a lot.

And have you tested positive after having fun with these girls? If yes, please DM, since I know you can get in trouble for sharing who spread such and such.

I'm more interested in knowing how "safe" it's been for you going BBFS with these providers, before I ever think about doing it myself.

TIA!

I haven't tested positive yet for anything, knock on wood, but I was going to PM you to continue the discussion separately because I'm similar and your inbox is full.

[BluesBalls]

Follow-up: so how does it work, if they won't send you real pics, do you walk in and ask to see them in person and they line up like it's a pageant? Or do they have real pics to view on-site? And can you ask who's into GFE, because that's a big factor for me that would outweigh looks in some cases. And of course, I guess there's the risk of someone you want being occupied.

I wish they had fishbowls, line-ups, and catalogs. Unfortunately line-ups were more common back in the 2010's, but somewhere along the line they began to refuse lining up the girls. I miss that shit so much. Part of being able to choose like that, asking the girls to do a twirl so you could check out all their asses to pick the best, asking each one where they're from so you can check it off your list, and asking who's shaved or not so you can choose what you like was all part of the enjoyment that no longer exists. You can still get it in places in TJ, but I digress.

Nah, you just get the luck of the draw. Whoever is up front and whoever is available. In my experience, the only time I get anything close to a line up (the girl in front just calling up everyone available individually as they hide in the hallway at a distance) only happens if you're really serious about walking and you force them to negotiate to get you to stay. But you have to be serious about walking. It doesn't always work, sometimes they just let you go, but it works sometimes. And you'll only be able to ask a girl for menu once you're in the room with her, not at the front. Sometimes they'll send in someone else they know who does what you request, sometimes they just tell you no and you leave, and even if they send someone then you just kinda have to take her.

Of course, if they already know you then they'll show you a lineup and tell you who does what. Otherwise, yeah, shit out of luck.

[Dtbj69]

Follow-up: so how does it work, if they won't send you real pics, do you walk in and ask to see them in person and they line up like it's a pageant? Or do they have real pics to view on-site? And can you ask who's into GFE, because that's a big factor for me that would outweigh looks in some cases. And of course, I guess there's the risk of someone you want being occupied.

Very few places have real pics.

If it's a new place, if I don't like the looks of the girl, I'll ask for someone else.

You can try texting to see if they can make a recommendation for a specific service.

[SimonJonesUK]

I'd say generally the latter, but depends on how much you like the girl in the pictures and how much you dislike the girl at the spa I guess.

I typically don't look at pictures, I just go scope it out, but most girls I see working are appealing, grannies aside. I still turn down a great deal of them though because I know there are better I could have for the same or similar price. Competition issue that benefits us if you know where to look and found a girl your type. , and if you have time to shop which you may not have on your side. I personally like petite, young and natural girls which even for Asians is exceedingly rare here. Many have fake tits and ass these days. Can't even enjoy rail-thin Asians who are as flat as an ironing board anymore. Smdh.

Follow-up: so how does it work, if they won't send you real pics, do you walk in and ask to see them in person and they line up like it's a pageant? Or do they have real pics to view on-site? And can you ask who's into GFE, because that's a big factor for me that would outweigh looks in some cases. And of course, I guess there's the risk of someone you want being occupied.

[BluesBalls]

Thanks, makes sense on #2. Are the pics usually SO fake that there's no resemblance and you feel forced to go through with it, or are the providers generally appealing in their own right?

I'd say generally the latter, but depends on how much you like the girl in the pictures and how much you dislike the girl at the spa I guess.

I typically don't look at pictures, I just go scope it out, but most girls I see working are appealing, grannies aside. I still turn down a great deal of them though because I know there are better I could have for the same or similar price. Competition issue that benefits us if you know where to look and found a girl your type. , and if you have time to shop which you may not have on your side. I personally like petite, young and natural girls which even for Asians is exceedingly rare here. Many have fake tits and ass these days. Can't even enjoy rail-thin Asians who are as flat as an ironing board anymore. Smdh.

[DavDerk]

Went to Comfy Spa off Morena last week for the first time. The whole experience was rather great. Young girl in her mid-late 20's with MM b cups (not too hard) and a good body. Said her name was Coffee (Table shower was great, nuru slides and out of nowhere just started rimming during the TS. First experience like this, it was awesome. The girl is built for sex. I absolutely pounded her and she was thrusting herself into me even more during the session and moaning appropriately. Either she is the greatest sex actor of all time or she was genuinely enjoying the experience as well. No mention of tip before or after. Handed her $.6 and she did not complain. Zero English so bring your translator app. They prefer calling ahead fwiw.

Folks,

Several weeks ago, I went to Unique Foot and got their table shower w / nude girl sliding all over. Is great, but the environment there is a bit worn out (kind of on the dirty side), and their ladies are (back when I was there) all with fake boobs (not my preference). I know several AMP w / table showers (such as Alley) but they are just table showers w / o nude girls sliding all over with you. Another other suggestions around town w / table shower like in Unique but with cleaner / nicer setup??

[SimonJonesUK]

Greater than 99% of pictures and ages given are fake.

MSOG is possible, but I'd clarify up front. Expect an additional 20-40 tip.

Thanks, makes sense on #2. Are the pics usually SO fake that there's no resemblance and you feel forced to go through with it, or are the providers generally appealing in their own right?

[Lion1]

Greater than 99% of pictures and ages given are fake.

MSOG is possible, but I'd clarify up front. Expect an additional 20-40 tip.

I'm visiting next month and can't believe all these options. Nothing like this on the east coast. Anyway, my two questions are:

1. When they display pics in an ad, with a name, age, etc. , are the pics ever real?

2. What's the likelihood of MSOG at any of these places if you book an hour?