Massage Parlor Reports

[Goonersquad]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

Had a similar experience happen at lavender cozy spa several months back. During massage provider just started ripping huge fucking farts. After the second one she started laughing but I didn't find it humorous at all.

[Bdirect]

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

$180 is high but maybe she added in the Chinese 20% reciprocal tariff tax to foreigner customers

[RickMann]

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

[HornySenior]

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[OtraVez]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

[DaRooster83]

Thanks for the review. How was the massage itself? Sometimes it's good to have a decent legit option or to know to stay away from a place that has nothing to offer.

I like a good hard massage to work out stiffness in the muscles. This was a very light massage with way too much oil of just sliding hands back and forth. Asked several times for harder and nothing. Almost like she didn't want to be there.

[Qtc1432]

Last time I was there I was on all fours with a finger in my ass and getting milked from behind, no questions asked. Today, I tipped 60 up front and got a confused look. No hint of extras. Completely stonewalled.

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

[CBus1234]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.

Why wouldn't you tip? They have never claimed to be anything but legit.

[Exam Crammer]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

[HookUpNow02]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.

Thanks for the review. How was the massage itself? Sometimes it's good to have a decent legit option or to know to stay away from a place that has nothing to offer.

[OtraVez]

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

When was the last time you went to RL before this? I'm guessing they either didn't recognize you, or something you said, the way you were acting gave them LE vibes. Went there recently (but before the busts) and it was as expected.

[DaRooster83]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.

[Tevin1626]

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

It's been 3 years since I last visited RL. I'm shocked Iwa is still there after all this time. She was my favorite and I remember her breasts fondly.

[Lickn]

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

I was actually there yesterday morning and everything was as normal. I had the little tiny girl, don't know her name, sorry. I hadn't been there in like 2 months so I don't know if she just remembered me because I have had her before or what but no problems.

[Homelander2]

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.