Massage Parlor Reports

[JonJon5456]

Oh those advertisements are completely fake. LOL. It's a house. They can have some good talent. If you search the forums you will see a lot of chatter.

I think you will find more in the apartment thread than in the massage thread. They own Earth Spa too and you will see the same type of advertising. It's hit or miss there.

Anyone here try RedLantern on a Halsted. Paints themself as "Asian Fusion Supper Club" -House / Massage Spa / Nightclub vibe. Seems like interesting concept- but different enough to throw a yellow flag up. Found it while searching in RR and hot dot com.

[JonJon5456]

Yes, unfortunately.

ORANGE located on S Archer?

[BassMan1989]

Anyone here try RedLantern on a Halsted. Paints themself as "Asian Fusion Supper Club" -House / Massage Spa / Nightclub vibe. Seems like interesting concept- but different enough to throw a yellow flag up. Found it while searching in RR and hot dot com.

[BassMan1989]

I just went to see her last night. I will start with YMMV. For me, worst experience by far. No hugs or kisses coming in, we went to the little shower across from the TS room, just a quick mechanical shower. Back in the room she finishes drying me. Up to this point not feeling any warmth from her. Finally she sits me on the table and hugs me and started moaning, as fake as can be. She grabs a condom and I see her oil herself so I'm like ok, no DATY. She gets on her knees and starts to put on the cover and I stopped her, said I wanted a BBBJ, she said more money, WTF. I said $$ covers that, a minute back and forth and she goes for a BBBJ then. That lasted 90 seconds and says to fuck her. I tell her I want her on top and she said I'm so big, so long. She does cg for a minute and just pops off and said again to fuck her. I'm getting irritated at this point. So in Mish, maybe 2 minutes, she stops me and pushed me off and said she wants to use hands. So I let her for a minute and it's just not doing it, I push her hand away and just get up and get dressed. Then she tells me I'm number 1, I laughed and told her she sucks, even though she had no clue what I said.

So out the door, I send a message to the booker and she apologized. She said Summer was probably anxious because she had a Chinese guy waiting for her. I call BS on that, no cars, only one girl busy, others hanging out in the hall chatting and I actually had a scheduled appointment. Booker says I can have another girl, at a discount, I just laughed. I was there for 15 minutes and just horrible. I told the booker this was just bad business.

I frequent Orange the most. I like the price point, plenty of options, always a new lineup. And most of the time it is good, not this time, the worst by far.

There is no way Summer is 20, natural C, but they hang, I would say mid late 30. And maybe she is FOB, but you can tell she has been in the business for awhile.

Definitely not recommended by me, but as I said in the start YMMV, this was my experience.

There are other places that have the same pricing that I will go to more now.

ORANGE located on S Archer?

[JonJon5456]

I just went to see her last night. I will start with YMMV. For me, worst experience by far. No hugs or kisses coming in, we went to the little shower across from the TS room, just a quick mechanical shower. Back in the room she finishes drying me. Up to this point not feeling any warmth from her. Finally she sits me on the table and hugs me and started moaning, as fake as can be. She grabs a condom and I see her oil herself so I'm like ok, no DATY. She gets on her knees and starts to put on the cover and I stopped her, said I wanted a BBBJ, she said more money, WTF. I said $$ covers that, a minute back and forth and she goes for a BBBJ then. That lasted 90 seconds and says to fuck her. I tell her I want her on top and she said I'm so big, so long. She does cg for a minute and just pops off and said again to fuck her. I'm getting irritated at this point. So in Mish, maybe 2 minutes, she stops me and pushed me off and said she wants to use hands. So I let her for a minute and it's just not doing it, I push her hand away and just get up and get dressed. Then she tells me I'm number 1, I laughed and told her she sucks, even though she had no clue what I said.

So out the door, I send a message to the booker and she apologized. She said Summer was probably anxious because she had a Chinese guy waiting for her. I call BS on that, no cars, only one girl busy, others hanging out in the hall chatting and I actually had a scheduled appointment. Booker says I can have another girl, at a discount, I just laughed. I was there for 15 minutes and just horrible. I told the booker this was just bad business.

I frequent Orange the most. I like the price point, plenty of options, always a new lineup. And most of the time it is good, not this time, the worst by far.

There is no way Summer is 20, natural C, but they hang, I would say mid late 30. And maybe she is FOB, but you can tell she has been in the business for awhile.

Definitely not recommended by me, but as I said in the start YMMV, this was my experience.

There are other places that have the same pricing that I will go to more now.

[Dbry4281]

I briefly saw summer for 15 seconds as I walked by the other day, she def. Looks younger than the other two. Chicks got to be at least 20. Short too, tits were popping out the dress. LOL Just to add on I saw Amy the other day, little tummy, about 5'5, I'd say older in the face than Tina. More experienced in the massage. She man mades C's, Nice ass. As far as summer, I haven't seen to many about twenty years old working in a while, as far as asians go. Latinas is a different story.

Went to check out Summer at Orange last night. Booker told me this is her first time in the US. Side note: I'm always interested in FOB and spinner type girls.

So I made and appointment and crossed my fingers. I was lucky this time and she was available when I arrived.

I don't know what's up with some of the videos but she looks much better in person. Nice big natural C's or D's. Definitely has the FOB charm. So IMO girls that are FOB have a special charm to them that makes up for lack of experience and routine.

No if you are the type that skips the massage, this is the girl I suggest at least a 5-10 min massage. She has some skill.

Good BBBJ could handle some light FF. She also let the saliva run for lube which I prefer versus the girls that wipe and / or spit constantly.

Started in standing mish to warm her up. Nice soft moans and tight P. Moved to doggy even tighter. Then cg she was nervous about my size but I told her I'd take it easy. Picked her up for a bit she handled it well, she small probably 5'2 or less. Finished in lazy mish and she opened all the way up for me.

Overall good experience. If you want less mechanical and more charm check her out.

On the way out I got a look at Tina. She gives me librarian vibes. She's at least 5'9 maybe taller. I'll be back to see her.

[SpaGuy21]

Looking for a good FS AMP experience in west loop / fulton market area. New to the Chicago thread but happy to exchange info for some great options in Naperville / Lombard area. Going to be unsupervised in city Wednesday night so looking for good "relaxation". Also would see an independent provider if you want to share that info..

Not really any reliable FS spots in the West Loop. The only reliable HE spot is Sunny on Halsted. However, you will be in the vicinity of downtown so there are options with a little bit of travel. Going to sound like a broken record or shill but SXL provides a full menu, up to BBFS and anal with a particular provider. Not going to really find that anywhere else. Emily is probably the go to. That's a 5-10 minute drive from Fulton Market.

Nearby Fulton is West River Spa on Grand. Just a few minute drive, even walking distance. Reports of a couple providers giving FS. Selena, who is formerly Juju of none other than SXL, haha. Kelly, according to reports but never tried her.

You have the Chinatown spots but now you're talking something like a 15 minute drive.

If you've never been, then I would recommended SXL. Everyone has to try it at least once. West River has FS options, though they are the older providers and some younger girls but don't think they will do FS, maybe a CBJ at best.

[BassMan1989]

Looking for a good FS AMP experience in west loop / fulton market area. New to the Chicago thread but happy to exchange info for some great options in Naperville / Lombard area. Going to be unsupervised in city Wednesday night so looking for good "relaxation". Also would see an independent provider if you want to share that info.

Feel free to DM if you prefer.

Thanks and stay safe.

[LukeAl]

Katies is okay. Its not legit. Similar service to Rose. Rose rotates girls pretty often.

One other thing I wanted to mention about this girl yuyu at Rose (even at the risk of upsetting those here who for whatever reason get upset about too much detail). Her kitty was tight af. She might not have been able to take much in her mouth but after working it in I was balls deep in her in every position with that kitty gripping me.

Question. Anybody know if they rotate the girls here or if it's the same ones?

Also, I notice there is another spot further down the strip called Katies. Anybody been? Legit or not?

Feel free to PM me.

[Crazy Uncle420]

Went two weeks ago. Was told $. 5 for full service which is only a half hour even though I asked how much for an hour. Pretty bare bones interior. Bed was kind of uncomfortable. Not a place you go for the massage. Barely did CG, finished in doggy. This is going to sound mean but there was a bit of an order during doggy. CBJ, CFS. Not the worst, probably won't repeat. I went around 530 pm. Easy street parking at that time. On Irving. MT was decent looking, a little heavier than I would like.

[Crazy Uncle420]

Went a few weeks ago. Door .7 or .8 , tip at the end. Decent massage. Fully clothed. HJ with or without oil seems to be all that's available. Nice table and ambiance, clean. Cute spinner type, mid thirties. I didn't make an appointment and another guy that did was turned away when they were full. Would repeat. Massage was fine but I don't know how to judge massages as I don't really care for that part.

[Ohhi773]

Went to check out Summer at Orange last night. Booker told me this is her first time in the US. Side note: I'm always interested in FOB and spinner type girls.

So I made and appointment and crossed my fingers. I was lucky this time and she was available when I arrived.

I don't know what's up with some of the videos but she looks much better in person. Nice big natural C's or D's. Definitely has the FOB charm. So IMO girls that are FOB have a special charm to them that makes up for lack of experience and routine.

No if you are the type that skips the massage, this is the girl I suggest at least a 5-10 min massage. She has some skill.

Good BBBJ could handle some light FF. She also let the saliva run for lube which I prefer versus the girls that wipe and / or spit constantly.

Started in standing mish to warm her up. Nice soft moans and tight P. Moved to doggy even tighter. Then cg she was nervous about my size but I told her I'd take it easy. Picked her up for a bit she handled it well, she small probably 5'2 or less. Finished in lazy mish and she opened all the way up for me.

Overall good experience. If you want less mechanical and more charm check her out.

On the way out I got a look at Tina. She gives me librarian vibes. She's at least 5'9 maybe taller. I'll be back to see her.

[JonJon5456]

If your thinking of 2, make sure you choose a place that has room. I like Orange but depending on which room.

They have some small ones and the beds are against the wall. Archer rooms are small too. Star and Blue Island has beds in the middle that allows movement and rooms are decent size.

The best option is Ashland Perfect, they have rooms with large beds. And then if they have the availability of 2 girls available at the same time. Just my opinion.

I'm visiting chicago next month and would like to see if anyone could reccomend or talk about if they've ever ordered 2 girls for 1 massage. I was thinking of trying this next time at possibly Ashland Perfect. Last time was there had a nice younger girl named Mimi I believe. I would prefer them little younger or least no older than 30's.

[Amplitude]

Confirmed your statement about bebe or Carly, she is very mechanical, also I would say she is old, maybe around 45 yrs. Or close to 50. But aside that she is a fuckable big round squeezable ass. Also she knows how to Blow..

I can confirm Bebe's oral skills. While of average length I rival Peter North in the firehose department and she sucked down every last drop. Then told me how much she loved it. I'm not interested in her more than once. But I do recommend trying her.

[Eddinger]

I posted in hte Norridge thread, but my god eve at harmony is just perfection in a body. And a great session. 80+180. Harmony is so good right now its worth getting out of the city for.