Massage Parlor Reports

**DarkStar58** · 03-07-25 19:36

Originally Posted by Tdog69 [View Original Post]

I agree with Rydin. Though I don't partake in the board, I still read it weekly. It's like Comic Strips for adults.

Only way Richmond is getting more high quality is $$$ and either a few pay a lot more or all pay more, similar to taxes. So until tariffs start taking more effect on our economy Pos / Neg, things will likely stay the same. Now if our economy goes negative, regular commodities get more expensive and people have less money to spend on wants. Then I could see AMPs lower their prices or closing shops. Supply and Demand.

All I was trying to say is, again, RVA has lack of quantitative quality which is obvious and goes without saying that socioeconomic clustering and competition plays a big part of why the AMP scene is the way it is in RVA. More so RVA has a very small AMP worker community. I really don't know if paying higher $$$ will attract quality or if the RVA customer base is sustainable to pay higher $$ That being said, Econ 101; Although there are house fee variables having to do with location and rent, more AMPs bring competition; competition creates better services rendered; which increases quantitative quality to attract business; in turn creates competitive pricing. If there were more AMP's like 3rd and LJ poor Mia wouldn't be so exhausted because LicknItGood200 would melt down over more options. As ChristNotama said; "it is mostly dusty space rocks up in here".

**Geezer69** · 03-07-25 16:36

Originally Posted by Dedbruh [View Original Post]

Looking for an AMP as close to South Hill as possible. Thanks for any help.

Relax Massage Therapy in Blackstone is very good therapeutic massage on way home from road trip. Relax spa is Not an AMP I go to looking for extras.

**Rydin** · 03-07-25 13:16

Originally Posted by Bucki125 [View Original Post]

I've got to ask, Why were you living in an AMP?

Damn good question, with many answers, let's say it was in a dirty part of town they liked my company and my. 357 I kept under my pillow. Curiosity killed the cat. Remember this you don't want to learn what you need to forget. And of course the fuccin you're getting. Is not the with the fuccin you getting. How can you understand the beast if you don't get in their belly. Ya it was like that. Dead fish only go with the flow.

**DorkHelmet** · 03-07-25 11:47

Originally Posted by Dedbruh [View Original Post]

Looking for an AMP as close to South Hill as possible. Thanks for any help.

https://us.escortsaffair.com/richmon...ae8e82d10b81a6

Edit: just realized it's a 47min drive. I always thought south hill was closer to emporia than that. Might be somewhere in NC that's closer but not sure

**Bucki125** · 03-07-25 10:13

Originally Posted by RvaGhost [View Original Post]

This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

You've ruined it for me. Now every time I see w girl with puffy lips, I keep thinking of Arbys. LOL.

**Dedbruh** · 03-06-25 21:43

Looking for an AMP as close to South Hill as possible. Thanks for any help.

**Bucki125** · 03-06-25 13:12

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

Most other countries have a few morals, and don't all agree stroking strangers cocks all day is a noble job even they have to draw the line. I heard you mention cleanliness, I really don't think you spent much time in the cooking room of these shops, they have a sink a 5 gallon bucket where they soak the cum towels. Eat from same sink. I lived with a few always telling me to wash hands, after they just had 2 fingers knuckle deep in some slobs ass. Then cooking me dinner, ya it was fun till it wasn't. I've been on the inside of a few shops, changing sheets doesn't happen near as much as you think. Seen where drunks shit on massage table, piss in corner. I guess what you don't know won't hurt you. Like I said before no matter what they see here, they grew up in far worse, this a walk in the park to most of them.

I've got to ask, Why were you living in an AMP?

**SlenderGuy** · 03-06-25 13:07

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

Most other countries have a few morals, and don't all agree stroking strangers cocks all day is a noble job even they have to draw the line. I heard you mention cleanliness, I really don't think you spent much time in the cooking room of these shops, they have a sink a 5 gallon bucket where they soak the cum towels. Eat from same sink. I lived with a few always telling me to wash hands, after they just had 2 fingers knuckle deep in some slobs ass. Then cooking me dinner, ya it was fun till it wasn't. I've been on the inside of a few shops, changing sheets doesn't happen near as much as you think. Seen where drunks shit on massage table, piss in corner. I guess what you don't know won't hurt you. Like I said before no matter what they see here, they grew up in far worse, this a walk in the park to most of them.

Agree if you've ever been to shops in NYC you know. Not just the oriental spots but Latina spots have always been cess pool. I bring my own washcloth to put my face in and only use paper towels for cleanup.

**Tdog69** · 03-06-25 10:09

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

My point exactly, your area and my area are economically challenged,90% of the girls are late 40's to mid 50's, bigger cities get the younger ones wonder why? Because it's easier for high income persons to throw out a 200.00 tip, it has nothing to do with some loud mouth running a girl off, if the money is there they aren't leaving. Think about that for a minute. You have to understand where they came from, anything they have to deal with here is a walk in the park, as they like saying, taking candy from a baby.

I agree with Rydin. Though I don't partake in the board, I still read it weekly. It's like Comic Strips for adults.

Only way Richmond is getting more high quality is $$$ and either a few pay a lot more or all pay more, similar to taxes. So until tariffs start taking more effect on our economy Pos / Neg, things will likely stay the same. Now if our economy goes negative, regular commodities get more expensive and people have less money to spend on wants. Then I could see AMPs lower their prices or closing shops. Supply and Demand.

**Bucki125** · 03-06-25 06:12

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

Most other countries have a few morals, and don't all agree stroking strangers cocks all day is a noble job even they have to draw the line. I heard you mention cleanliness, I really don't think you spent much time in the cooking room of these shops, they have a sink a 5 gallon bucket where they soak the cum towels. Eat from same sink. I lived with a few always telling me to wash hands, after they just had 2 fingers knuckle deep in some slobs ass. Then cooking me dinner, ya it was fun till it wasn't. I've been on the inside of a few shops, changing sheets doesn't happen near as much as you think. Seen where drunks shit on massage table, piss in corner. I guess what you don't know won't hurt you. Like I said before no matter what they see here, they grew up in far worse, this a walk in the park to most of them.

Well, you sure have taken the fun out of visiting an AMP.

**Rydin** · 03-05-25 20:42

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Speaking of 'bumfucEgypt,' aint it a damned shame we can't get any EMPs (EgyptianMassageParlors), IMPs (IndianMassageParlors), SMPs (SomaliMassageParlors), AfghMPs (AfghanMassageParlors), etc. We know that there are women in those countries that play-for-pay as quick search online will confirm. While there are LMPs currently and back around 2000 we had a few RMP (RussianMassageParlors) in the DCMetro Area, it seems that the Asians are the only ones organized (and economically oriented) enough to do so. And I will again state my view that the Asian women keep a clean a shop as any group I've encountered.

Most other countries have a few morals, and don't all agree stroking strangers cocks all day is a noble job even they have to draw the line. I heard you mention cleanliness, I really don't think you spent much time in the cooking room of these shops, they have a sink a 5 gallon bucket where they soak the cum towels. Eat from same sink. I lived with a few always telling me to wash hands, after they just had 2 fingers knuckle deep in some slobs ass. Then cooking me dinner, ya it was fun till it wasn't. I've been on the inside of a few shops, changing sheets doesn't happen near as much as you think. Seen where drunks shit on massage table, piss in corner. I guess what you don't know won't hurt you. Like I said before no matter what they see here, they grew up in far worse, this a walk in the park to most of them.

**Rydin** · 03-05-25 20:16

Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]

I think you missed the point what we have going on here in RVA. It doesn't have anything to do with quantity and or how they run their shops ect; It's the lack of quantitative quality. Specifically, to; age, looks, and types of services rendered.

My point exactly, your area and my area are economically challenged,90% of the girls are late 40's to mid 50's, bigger cities get the younger ones wonder why? Because it's easier for high income persons to throw out a 200.00 tip, it has nothing to do with some loud mouth running a girl off, if the money is there they aren't leaving. Think about that for a minute. You have to understand where they came from, anything they have to deal with here is a walk in the park, as they like saying, taking candy from a baby.

**BuckHead44** · 03-05-25 20:05

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

I don't consider myself an expert, only that I know the Chinese, let's say it's in my DNA, had a father flying supplies in ww11 over the Himalayan mts. When Japan was slaughtering the Chinese by the millions many stories that I remember him telling me. You say what's this have to do with Richmond vs Tidewater ******? I don't care if your in bumfuc Egypt it's all the same. Read the art of war, make no mistake these girls see taking your money and winning your trust as serious as a heart attack. Where we see it as a lonely curing game. Big difference comrade. A fool and his money soon part.

Dude do you even know what this is all about? BH44.

**DarkStar58** · 03-05-25 19:59

Originally Posted by Rydin [View Original Post]

I don't consider myself an expert, only that I know the Chinese, let's say it's in my DNA, had a father flying supplies in ww11 over the Himalayan mts. When Japan was slaughtering the Chinese by the millions many stories that I remember him telling me. You say what's this have to do with Richmond vs Tidewater ******? I don't care if your in bumfuc Egypt it's all the same. Read the art of war, make no mistake these girls see taking your money and winning your trust as serious as a heart attack. Where we see it as a lonely curing game. Big difference comrade. A fool and his money soon part.

I think you missed the point what we have going on here in RVA. It doesn't have anything to do with quantity and or how they run their shops ect; It's the lack of quantitative quality. Specifically, to; age, looks, and types of services rendered.

**RvaGhost** · 03-05-25 19:54

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Speaking of 'bumfucEgypt,' aint it a damned shame we can't get any EMPs (EgyptianMassageParlors), IMPs (IndianMassageParlors), SMPs (SomaliMassageParlors), AfghMPs (AfghanMassageParlors), etc. We know that there are women in those countries that play-for-pay as quick search online will confirm. While there are LMPs currently and back around 2000 we had a few RMP (RussianMassageParlors) in the DCMetro Area, it seems that the Asians are the only ones organized (and economically oriented) enough to do so. And I will again state my view that the Asian women keep a clean a shop as any group I've encountered.

There use to be many years ago an Indian place out Broad around Parham.