Massage Parlor Reports

[Trumpeter]

I'm guessing it's more about what's practical when you're on your feet all day.

Anyone know of a spot where the ladies wear heels? All I have seen is flip flops, sandals and maybe a platform sandal. I'd love to be greeted by a lady in stripper fuck me heels.

Maybe it's a bit too on the nose when trying to masquerade as a massage joint, but who are they really fooling anyway?

Happy hunting!

[Trumpeter]

The Zen I was talking about is on Hall. There's no FS to be had there. Leah is known for her PM and massage skills. She's in the auntie age range, and I think is a bit better than average looking.

I said the West side is a bit slim for talent, but with my recent East side recon, it's not much better overall. All you need to find is that one girl that hits your spot.

For Zen, are you referring to Zen Foot massage, the one located at SW hall blvd by 99 ranch market? If so that's on my list. I plan on hitting up two places this month during my bday week next week & wanted to know if Zen foot spa offers FS plus if you can share your experience there overall & on Leah in terms of how she looks & rating in your opinion plus age if you know & how good the FS was if you got it? Thanks in advance.

[Kinksty]

Anyone know of a spot where the ladies wear heels? All I have seen is flip flops, sandals and maybe a platform sandal. I'd love to be greeted by a lady in stripper fuck me heels.

Maybe it's a bit too on the nose when trying to masquerade as a massage joint, but who are they really fooling anyway?

Happy hunting!

[MixedPlate89]

In town for work trying to check out a couple places. Hit the jackpot with the first place. Places easy to find off of Google on Foster Rd. Kiki was as a beautiful young girl in her 20's. She helped me take off my clothes and I laid on the table. She started to rub all over me right away. Let me adore her lovely breasts and kiss her lovely behind. After that, she kissed me slowly all the way down to my cock and gave me a great BBBJ. Kiki started in CG before I knew what was going on. It was great, and I almost popped, but I wanted her to be in more positions. First we went to Mish, and then we went to Doggie. Everything was great! After I blew in the bag, she cleaned me up. Might have to hit this place up again before I leave next week.

Glad you had a great time bud. I'm going to have to check that place out. Also I highly recommend candy massage on holgate. Can't go wrong with MoMo, Lynn, and or the new girls they have. Most of the girls are 6-7 & are freaky & handsy LOL & when you enter the shop they will let you know LOL up front if they're attracted to you and they'll start feeling you up LOL. Have fun. Thanks for the review.

[MixedPlate89]

Granted my experience has been limited to two visits (both positive, and both at Candy / Holgate), but I have not had a separate collection of the house fee and a negotiation for the tip / FS. In fact, that was a reason I hesitated to start pooning at AMPs: I did NOT want to have to stop in the middle (or "on the flip" as the parlance seems to be) to haggle for "boom-boom": what a mood killer. Worse yet, to have to get off the table with my johnson at full mast to go rifle my pants for more money? Naw; I just decided, if I can't settle on an all-up, all-in price of $200, might as well jet and not even bother getting undressed.

Both times I just said it straight up: 1/2 massage with *everything*? 200? They said yes, I handed them the whole sum and they left the room to let me undress. No muss, no fuss.

I suppose if I ever get pushback, I'll just say, "Maybe come back later" and just bail. Haven't heard any hesitation at all. I am kind of wondering if I should ask for a full hour at the same all-up and still get the same level of service. But that's for a future day, I s'pose.

LOL I feel you bro. I'm still learning at this being I've just started the AMP shit. I try to tell them straight up & the language barrier is a problem & even translation on phone for google translate LOL I discovered doesn't at times, accurately translate to where it makes sense for them to understand LOL cause I have girls from shops that text me few times weekly & the translation they send to me in English is goofy LOL and me to them in mandarin LOL.

Anyway, yeah I'm going to start doing that & bailing if we can't agree to terms. Some want to do massage first than talk later but I'm going to insist on paying first. Be cool if you do that to see if they accept it. Some folks on here responding to my posts are saying they do $180-220 for FS plus hr or hh at times or just boom boom & no massage. If you don't mind me asking what places have you been to that you had this experience of saying $200 for everything hh?

[MixedPlate89]

If I'm going for an hour, I give the 200 as soon as I'm alone in the room with the girl. I tell her I want an hour of everything. 90% of the places will say yes. (if I only want half hour then it's 170).

I'll have to try this next time & onward.

[MixedPlate89]

I have to agree about the West side. I did stop by Eastern Spa one afternoon, and the food vendor wasn't there. I don't know if it was timing or if it was just too cold. The girl that greeted me at the door wasn't any better than the others around. For the West, the most dependable are Angela at Asian Pearl, Candy at Nice Massage, and Leah at Zen (if you're not looking for FS). I didn't stop by them all, so it's possible there's still a diamond hiding somewhere.

Eastern Spa was on my list to try next week. Based on your review & others ya'll saved me the time & money so I won't be going there.

Just to chime in on the west side as I reside here, if you're looking for FS it's those places you named & if you're looking for attractive women & extras but not FS than Kai Yuan, Asian Flower Spa on Hartman your best bet. Oriental Foot spa is solid & I haven't tried Nine Spa but I will at some point if I don't see bad reviews on it etc. At Oriental Pearl spa heard Angela is great & all with her head game & good breasts etc. However, when I got another lady & mamasan & her were very insistent on getting me laid & tipping LOL plus way overcharging for massage plus getting laid in which I said no LOL. Mamasan was kinda rude as well & they didn't want to take no for an answer. Plus they tend to have distractions with people coming in & out & are at a busy location. Least that's my experience & others I personally know plus think I've seen some past reviews here, but Angela being worth it LOL & I live down the street so I'm going to have to check that out.

For Zen, are you referring to Zen Foot massage, the one located at SW hall blvd by 99 ranch market? If so that's on my list. I plan on hitting up two places this month during my bday week next week & wanted to know if Zen foot spa offers FS plus if you can share your experience there overall & on Leah in terms of how she looks & rating in your opinion plus age if you know & how good the FS was if you got it? Thanks in advance.

[DimSumFun]

I used to frequent this place a lot. Then I got called a shill for giving it good reviews. I haven't been there for a few months and now I'm pretty much a regular at candy. But love sent me a text this morning from a number I've never contacted before. Must be kinda slow there LOL. They said they have three new girls but if I recall right they only have two rooms. Odd but I think I'm sticking with Candy even tho love is walking distance for me.

[BobA0]

Was in the area and needed to kill some time. Only was there once before for a massage with no extras a year or so ago.

In fact, almost left because the lady who greeted was the epitome of a barrel figure. But as I was turning she called someone in the back and I am glad I waited.

Young, probably under 25, slim but shapely, tight and cute. Sweet voice. I'm not an expert in mongoloid ethnicities but if I had to guess Vietnamese.

Massage was decent except I felt like a misbehaving cat because she kept grabbing the back of my neck all two often.

On the flip she inquired if I wanted anything special but her ask as crazy: she proposed to pull her boobs out and blow for three. Told her not going to happen and countered with one.

Long story short we settled on bare head and covered boom-boom for two. That's on top of the house fee.

She didn't deliver on the head, the only bare part was touching it with the tip of her tongue. Not much better with the wrapper on, she only put it in as deep as the head.

Boom boom was decent, she is tight and while she was obstructing at first she gave up or started to enjoy it after awhile. One could feel the stretching and she was dripping by the end of it. I was actually afraid the wrapper broke.

All in all it was okay. I might go back, definitely didn't appreciate the bait and switch. But as far as looks, while no beauty queen she's young and has no flaws to her looks. I don't think I've met someone like that in an AMP before.

[WarpFactor69]

Granted my experience has been limited to two visits (both positive, and both at Candy / Holgate), but I have not had a separate collection of the house fee and a negotiation for the tip / FS. In fact, that was a reason I hesitated to start pooning at AMPs: I did NOT want to have to stop in the middle (or "on the flip" as the parlance seems to be) to haggle for "boom-boom": what a mood killer. Worse yet, to have to get off the table with my johnson at full mast to go rifle my pants for more money? Naw; I just decided, if I can't settle on an all-up, all-in price of $200, might as well jet and not even bother getting undressed.

Both times I just said it straight up: 1/2 massage with *everything*? 200? They said yes, I handed them the whole sum and they left the room to let me undress. No muss, no fuss.

I suppose if I ever get pushback, I'll just say, "Maybe come back later" and just bail. Haven't heard any hesitation at all. I am kind of wondering if I should ask for a full hour at the same all-up and still get the same level of service. But that's for a future day, I s'pose.

If I'm going for an hour, I give the 200 as soon as I'm alone in the room with the girl. I tell her I want an hour of everything. 90% of the places will say yes. (if I only want half hour then it's 170).

[Urlboffer]

Granted my experience has been limited to two visits (both positive, and both at Candy / Holgate), but I have not had a separate collection of the house fee and a negotiation for the tip / FS. In fact, that was a reason I hesitated to start pooning at AMPs: I did NOT want to have to stop in the middle (or "on the flip" as the parlance seems to be) to haggle for "boom-boom": what a mood killer. Worse yet, to have to get off the table with my johnson at full mast to go rifle my pants for more money? Naw; I just decided, if I can't settle on an all-up, all-in price of $200, might as well jet and not even bother getting undressed.

Both times I just said it straight up: 1/2 massage with *everything*? 200? They said yes, I handed them the whole sum and they left the room to let me undress. No muss, no fuss.

I suppose if I ever get pushback, I'll just say, "Maybe come back later" and just bail. Haven't heard any hesitation at all. I am kind of wondering if I should ask for a full hour at the same all-up and still get the same level of service. But that's for a future day, I s'pose.

[MixedPlate89]

I only visit places in Vancouver. The price is always $100-$120 no matter what. First time or regular. Average looking, above or hot. I only bring in what I am willing to give. If they want to negotiate I just say it's all I have. They always say ok.

I see. Very interesting. I'll have to check Vancouver out perhaps. So you're looking at north of $200 with hr or hh massage which is the "house fee," at $70 or whatever plus the $100-120. That's very solid. Some have Venmo, cash app etc & have asked me in the past but yeah it depends & some I have told this all I have & got haggled to a degree & some took what I did bring & some agreed on an extra $20-40 or so bucks but yeah on avg I'm looking at spending $40-70 extra then you & others to be in Beaverton, Hillsboro mostly & Portland. Thanks for sharing your experience.

[Zippy69]

Cool. Is that from initially & new ones you visit or from ones you frequent & are considered a regular client, and by frequent I'm talking going once or more within a month? Also, I'm curious on the level of attraction which I know it's subjective, but from your perspective are the ones you get for that price between 6-7 in looks etc & are of youth you know 20-25 maybe tops 30 in age? Not saying you can't but I am under the belief that, that it's on average mostly unlikely that someone can do hh or hr plus boom boom for that price. I could be wrong but most in this forum & folks I know who do the AMP stuff paying between $220-300 with hr or hh massage plus FS. I'd like to know the places these folks are going to cause I feel like some context is needed to assess this in totality. I am curious to know full details for folks like yourself who are paying around $140-200 for hh or hr & FS, respectfully.

I only visit places in Vancouver. The price is always $100-$120 no matter what. First time or regular. Average looking, above or hot. I only bring in what I am willing to give. If they want to negotiate I just say it's all I have. They always say ok.

[Trumpeter]

I have to agree about the West side. I did stop by Eastern Spa one afternoon, and the food vendor wasn't there. I don't know if it was timing or if it was just too cold. The girl that greeted me at the door wasn't any better than the others around. For the West, the most dependable are Angela at Asian Pearl, Candy at Nice Massage, and Leah at Zen (if you're not looking for FS). I didn't stop by them all, so it's possible there's still a diamond hiding somewhere.

Definitely not going to repeat. Name was coco, massage was over towel, light teasing near thigh on flip, regular negotiation when going further. Got FS for 120.

Tried checking out Eastern Spa first but the food vendor right next to it kind of ruins the vibe.

West Side not looking great in terms of reliable shops.

[EaglesChamp44]

In town for work trying to check out a couple places. Hit the jackpot with the first place. Places easy to find off of Google on Foster Rd. Kiki was as a beautiful young girl in her 20's. She helped me take off my clothes and I laid on the table. She started to rub all over me right away. Let me adore her lovely breasts and kiss her lovely behind. After that, she kissed me slowly all the way down to my cock and gave me a great BBBJ. Kiki started in CG before I knew what was going on. It was great, and I almost popped, but I wanted her to be in more positions. First we went to Mish, and then we went to Doggie. Everything was great! After I blew in the bag, she cleaned me up. Might have to hit this place up again before I leave next week.