Massage Parlor Reports

**Hooker Upper** · 03-04-25 20:42

Originally Posted by GeorgeMax [View Original Post]

Are there any actual massage parlors in the Chicago area that have African American masseuses? And that do more than a simple happy ending? I like the massage parlor routine strip + meet a pretty woman + get a reasonable massage + a bit of a tease touching routine + intimate groping + fun adult activities + clean up = bounce in my step + smile on my face + that, "I just got laid movie running in my head".

I've done the Asian parlor routine and it's ok. Sometimes great! Sometimes meh!

I'd really like to be massaged by a reasonably figured African American woman in her 20's or 30's who actually massages and ends up emptying my balls.

Any guidance would be very appreciated!

It was about 5-6 years ago, but I visited the Geisha House in Madison, WI and drew a hot AA provider for FS including MSOG for maybe 200 all in (don't remember exactly how much). That place is one of a kind.

**ConfuciusMan** · 03-04-25 19:41

Has anyone been to massage house on clybourn? Seems Emily is there popular therapist.

**WBurton** · 03-04-25 18:57

Stopped by Rose Spa on Archer Ave just a couple blocks past Orange Spa heading towards Midway- got there yesterday and literally stood in the door like a blind man feeling all the electrical and duct tape trying to find the doorbell and with no luck and Papa Ghosting my phone calls I left and enjoyed the cute red head at HKPD. But while I was sitting at my desk today I thought damn I got to go check out this YoYo girl at Rose so walked across the street snagged $200 out of the ATM and headed over to Rose still couldn't find the doorbell so I just knocked and I think it spooked the poor guy in the other in the spa. Get in the spa Mama literally pats me down and ask for $200 I hand over but say hey don't go no where with my money until I see YoYo. I could literally here her having a session with the guy in the next week and all I here is great massage. Side note no music at all just complete since. YoYo comes in undresses and she is a really cute little thing some nice C maybe D man mades little baby damage but really cute face. She tells me to lay down and literally sucked and licked my balls and ass for a good 20 minutes then BJ and finished in Doggie.

As I look up 2 other women have the curtain pulled back watching me go to town on little YoYo and say $100 more we both join. Definitely a no 1 girl maybe the other hell to the no but you can get a foursome for $300 FYI.

Overall Rating.

7.

YoYo is 7.

Place is 0 what a dump glad I kept my shoes on you can feel the cum crunch carpet.

Probably would repeat if YoYo was somewhere else but this place is a real shit hole probably the dirtiest spa I've ever been in.

FYI.

Wendy's has a 3 for $7 Combo Meal.

**Eddinger** · 03-04-25 18:29

I wish.

Black women in this world seem to either only exist at the super lower end of the market where its just a mess / feels scary / gross, or the absolute upper end: where they are smoking hot but charge 1500/ hr.

It just does not seem to exist in the middle range of 300/ hr.

Originally Posted by GeorgeMax [View Original Post]

Are there any actual massage parlors in the Chicago area that have African American masseuses? And that do more than a simple happy ending? I like the massage parlor routine strip + meet a pretty woman + get a reasonable massage + a bit of a tease touching routine + intimate groping + fun adult activities + clean up = bounce in my step + smile on my face + that, "I just got laid movie running in my head".

I've done the Asian parlor routine and it's ok. Sometimes great! Sometimes meh!

I'd really like to be massaged by a reasonably figured African American woman in her 20's or 30's who actually massages and ends up emptying my balls.

Any guidance would be very appreciated!

**Perversity** · 03-04-25 15:08

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Also a fan of sandwich recommendations. Keep it up!

'Best sandwich in America?

https://youtu.be/L72A-TtRjN0?si=Y0EH8rg3oMmOtaXW

**CornCobMaker** · 03-04-25 14:02

CLM has two visiting girls. Pictures look almost too good to be true. Anyone familiar with the locations, can you tell me if the background looks accurate (meaning a CLM location)? Trying to get a sense of if they're real. Thanks.

**MikeJones1089** · 03-04-25 13:46

Is Amanda spa new? Or just really not talked about?

**Nowhere500** · 03-04-25 11:54

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Personally I think this is great mentioning the sandwich. When I travel for work to areas I haven't been before I do my research but also reach out asking about suggestions on where to eat. This is great for visitors as they already know where to stop after visiting. Found some great places I never would have known about this way.

Also a fan of sandwich recommendations. Keep it up!

**Bambinos1987** · 03-04-25 11:19

Anyone see her yet??

**GeorgeMax** · 03-04-25 10:11

Are there any actual massage parlors in the Chicago area that have African American masseuses? And that do more than a simple happy ending? I like the massage parlor routine —— strip + meet a pretty woman + get a reasonable massage + a bit of a tease touching routine + intimate groping + fun adult activities + clean up = bounce in my step + smile on my face + that, "I just got laid movie running in my head".

I've done the Asian parlor routine and it's ok. Sometimes great! Sometimes meh!

I'd really like to be massaged by a reasonably figured African American woman in her 20's or 30's who actually massages and ends up emptying my balls.

Any guidance would be very appreciated!

**Hooker Upper** · 03-04-25 08:56

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Personally I think this is great mentioning the sandwich. When I travel for work to areas I haven't been before I do my research but also reach out asking about suggestions on where to eat. This is great for visitors as they already know where to stop after visiting. Found some great places I never would have known about this way.

Yeah, accusing someone of shilling for Ricobene's is like accusing someone of shilling for The Rolling Stones. It's that much of a legendary institution in Chicago.

**Wenger** · 03-04-25 07:24

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

Why do you keep mentioning Ricobenes sandwiches every time you post? Your family owns that business or something? Coming on a sex forum to promote sandwiches LOL come on man.

Originally Posted by RandyMo [View Original Post]

Someone made fun of me for mentioning that I got the sandwich in my first review so now it is going to be the way I sign my reviews haha. Don't be so soft about it and try to enjoy the joke. The sandwich can't hurt you.

Originally Posted by Perversity [View Original Post]

I've heard that steak sandwich is legendary.

Personally I think this is great mentioning the sandwich. When I travel for work to areas I haven't been before I do my research but also reach out asking about suggestions on where to eat. This is great for visitors as they already know where to stop after visiting. Found some great places I never would have known about this way.

**JonJon5456** · 03-04-25 01:40

First off, I need to correct myself. One of the other guys I share with did go over to Rose Spa after Mitspa posted along with my post and I found out that YoYo is real and pretty good service to go with it. I have no problem in admitting when I screw up information.

On another note, I did end up swinging by Orange, met up with Amy. She's about 5' 7" 125 pounds, low cut Bush. She wanted to take a shower, which I was happy with so that I could enjoy a little muff diving. I won't make this into a long story. The service was about an 8, and her personality was about a 9. The video showing off those boobs are her actual boobs. They are man made C's. Good BBBJ, cg, acg, dg, mish. I would say worth a repeat.

**Saison6666** · 03-03-25 21:52

My back was killing me, so I decided to give Sunkiss a shot even though a lot of people say it's a legit place. Haven't been there in a while, but I used to see June before she left, always got a great massage with an L1 finish. Saw some reviews on RM and figured I'd check out Annie. She's short but has strong hands, her massage was top notch easily one of the best I've ever had. But on the flip, when I asked for L1, she shut it down, saying she never does that. Kinda disappointing, but at least the massage itself was solid. Anyone gotten L1 there recently? Or got any spots have a solid massage with some extras?

**Amplitude** · 03-03-25 21:02

Originally Posted by RandyMo [View Original Post]

My tax refund finally hit so I decided to treat myself and went back to Star Hot Spa. The girl I saw last time isn't there anymore but now there is a Columbian girl who looks pretty good and an Asian girl. You can probably guess since I am going to a massage parlor that I am into Asian girls so I chose the Asian girl. Based on the scrutiny of my first review I will try to do better this time. The Asian girl's name was Mimi. I would estimate she is probably about 115 pounds and maybe 5'4. Speaks just a little bit of english. She took me into the room and I gave her 300 for the hour VIP. Last time I mentioned the shower was nothing to write about and that is still true except this time I have to mention the BBBJ preview. Mimi's BBBJ is amazing. I could have stood there letting her blow me for the full hour. I assume other people need to use the shower though. We went back to the room and she gave a pretty good massage and went to rim me but I asked her not to because it is not my thing. So instead she had me flip and went back to the BBBJ and again I have to mention she is really good at it. Great rhythm, speed and overall feels great. She came up to french kiss me a few times but I pushed her head back down because I was really enjoying that BBBJ. Eventually she grabbed the cover and hopped on top of me. She rode me real well and I was already almost finished because the BBBJ was so good so I put her on her back so I could control the pace and get more out of my time. Once I got her on her back I went slow and she pulled me in close to french kiss. Her moans are very feminine but that BBBJ really was too much for me so I still didn't last much longer. I don't know if she is naturally very tight or if she was clenching but either way she felt amazing. I definitely enjoyed my time with her and hope I can make it back to try out the Columbian girl before she leaves.

I got the booker's number on my way out this time because apparently they will send you pictures.

Then I went to ricobenes for a steak sandwich.

I'm not an Orange client (as of yet, passing by it freaks me out a little bit) but VIP has usually included what you're saying isn't your thing. At least that was the case at Tokyo and Kedzie spas. Keep a couple bucks in your pocket.