Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 03-04-25 21:37

Originally Posted by Liupeng [View Original Post]

Facts. Lucky is nasty, and the walls don't go up to the ceiling.

The papasan here wears a fanny bag.

This is not a roller skating rink in 1985.

Yes, the walls here go up about as tall as my dick when I lie on my back.

There is a break room here with a mop ringer that looks like it was last used to clean a Gaza tunnel.

It is horrible.

**Liupeng** · 03-04-25 19:58

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

I apologize for the previous post.

After cross checking, I realized I went to lucky spa instead, which is two doors down.

Do not make the same mistake I did.

Facts. Lucky is nasty, and the walls don't go up to the ceiling.

**Liupeng** · 03-04-25 19:46

Originally Posted by JohnWu0079 [View Original Post]

Avoid it like the plague. The old hag wouldn't tell me her name and told me not to write a review online lmao. Please save your money and go to red lantern.

I have never seen a grannie at Garden Spa.

**PriscillaM** · 03-04-25 18:55

Originally Posted by Avocat [View Original Post]

I'm confused Mr. King of the Fish Mongers, I thought Red Lantern moved their light. Did they keep the original and just open a South Culver Franchise?

This is what I know:

Red Lantern is alive and well.

On overland next to a church and some bullshit urgent care facility.

Red Lantern provides fantastic service to so many mongers that the space time is warped next to it. As for concerns about it being in a residential area, my understanding is that the culver city police is about as soft as clay aiken in a titty bar.

For some time, Red Lantern seemed to transition to happy massage, but I am not sure if happy massage survived. If Happy Massage is still there, it is at 127XX culver next to that dive bar that literally smells like the ass of a thousand sentinelese.

Red Lantern itself is the successor in interest to Spa Castle at culver and Sepulveda (next street over) the place with the huge sign and the staircase that gave many mongers heart attacks. That place is now called sakura and is bereft of the sign visible from alpha centuari.

There is something called garden spa at 54 xx Sepulveda that seems to be taking on RL. However the reports of FUPA (fat upper pussy area) there are numerous and my 12 inch maglite will be sticking with Red Lantern.

I stand by red lantern. We use words like fingering the ass, sucking balls, flat doggy, and the side door entrance. We use these words as a backbone of mongering at red lantern. You all use those words as a punchline.

**JohnWu0079** · 03-04-25 18:40

I apologize for the previous post.

After cross checking, I realized I went to lucky spa instead, which is two doors down.

Do not make the same mistake I did.

**JohnWu0079** · 03-04-25 18:32

Avoid it like the plague. The old hag wouldn't tell me her name and told me not to write a review online lmao. Please save your money and go to red lantern.

**FakeHero** · 03-04-25 17:29

I was debating between RL and Garden, but wanted to try Garden first as I've read a lot of reviews saying RL is SUPER busy. Oh well, Garden is also SUPER busy hahaha we are all banging this poor Asian lady until her pussy jiggles. 3 other degenerates rang the door when she was cleaning my hole with her tongue. Yes. Her service is great. Look wise, she's chocky. Like short with wide shoulder. Not ugly. Decent body. Pretty tight box. I think she's worth a try if you haven't tried her. I personally don't like when MP gets that busy. I might try Garden again after this rush dies down. Next is RL for me anyway.

**OrangeCreampie-Shill** · 03-04-25 16:36

Ruby is beautiful with very mesmerizing MM Ds. She was wearing a white dress with blue flower patterns, looking slim but really attractive. Age wise mid 30's. She greeted me with all smiles and she told me she will treat me like a king and giggles. I gladly accepted the offer.

In the room, we undressed and started with some LFK then to some aggressive DFK, she soon became a monster. It got heated and I picked her up and continued DFK session. Then she stopped and pushed me lay on the table. She lattered up some oil and started gliding on my body. I was rock solid immediately. She giggled a lot, and gave me a nice BBBJ. Then she positioned herself for 69. She helped herself to me and I went in on that honey kitty of hers. She enjoyed my DATY and started blowing me like crazy. I had to stop her and told her I want to fuck her. She strapped me up and went for a standing mish. Her kitty tight but warm and wet. I pounded her hard and she enjoyed it and asked me to such her nice MM tits. After like 5 minutes, She asked me to fuck her from behind, it felt nice and I kept doggie until I blew my load in the bag.

She cleaned me up and she gave me a light back massage. I turned around and I was still rock hard. She complaint me "You are so strong" and help herself with another BBBJ. I asked if I can blow it on her tits, she got down on her knees and held those puppies together. I accidently shot some on her bottom lip and rest of it on her tits. Then she cleaned my cock with her mouth again and I was totally drained.

Then she cleaned us up with hot towels. I gave her extra tip before I left. Ruby, this girl is great.

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**Avocat** · 03-04-25 12:00

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Overland by the lutheran church south of culver and north of Jefferson.

As the bible said:

When Priscillam spoke again to the people, he said, "Red Lantern is the light of the world. Whoever follows me to Red Lantern will never fuck a granny, but will have the light of a soft pink colored room and a warm furry Bush. " (John 8:12).

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I'm confused Mr. King of the Fish Mongers, I thought Red Lantern moved their light. Did they keep the original and just open a South Culver Franchise?

**Willie23** · 03-04-25 10:25

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Willie. You might like Bella at Red Lantern. She is a bit meaty.

Meaty isn't my type, but sometimes technique and enthusiasm and attitude makes up for it.

I'm hesitant to patronize an AMP that's in a residential area. Just seems like it must have a big target on it for LE.

**Dmonn** · 03-04-25 09:31

Peach is petite woman, and reminded me of my GF back at Uni. Holy fuck, she immediately took a liking to me and we kissed. I went downstairs and she had no panties on. Went for my lunch and found her responsive and I fingered her G and clit. She was moaning. She wanted to 69 and obliged her. I mounted on top and she DT my cock as much as she can. I was face fucking her gently. Her sucking power was so good I blew my load into her mouth. I will fuck her next time.

**Murrican** · 03-04-25 09:06

Originally Posted by FakeHero [View Original Post]

Have you guys ever walked out from MP because you didn't like how they looked? I did that last year at Peach. Went in, and 2 girls they had were rough. I have time to go tomorrow. But since I don't have much time these days, I'm planning on walking out if I don't like what I'm seeing and try other spots.

100%. Always when it's only old providers because that's not my jam. I've always been very nice about it. I say sorry you're very pretty but you're not really my type.

It's always a bit awkward but it feels good once you're gone and in your car and driving off.

**RockItAllNite** · 03-04-25 08:13

Originally Posted by ResilientJohn [View Original Post]

Walking out is always an option. Do not feel that you are pressured or obligated to see anyone if you don't want to. Most of the girls get it and there's no hard feelings. It's just part of the business.

All the time. I always ask for a lineup; if they do not present it, I walk. If the girls are not to my liking, I walk.

**OakOak22** · 03-04-25 00:36

Originally Posted by FakeHero [View Original Post]

Have you guys ever walked out from MP because you didn't like how they looked? I did that last year at Peach. Went in, and 2 girls they had were rough. I have time to go tomorrow. But since I don't have much time these days, I'm planning on walking out if I don't like what I'm seeing and try other spots.

Within the last 3 years or so I've walked out of more parlors than not. I've had limited time to participate in activities so when I do have time I want to make sure it's spent with a gal that I find very attractive if I'm going into a spot blind. Gone are the days of being desperate and banging an average gal because I want to get a quick nut off.

I feel no remorse leaving either. They understand what we're there for. If they're offended by my choosiness, oh well.

**FakeHero** · 03-04-25 00:30

Originally Posted by ResilientJohn [View Original Post]

Walking out is always an option. Do not feel that you are pressured or obligated to see anyone if you don't want to. Most of the girls get it and there's no hard feelings. It's just part of the business.

Amazing. Peach used to my go to when Dana was there. I fucked her 4 times one week. But so sad she's gone. I don't share my numbers. So I have no idea where she is. I'm thinking of trying RL or Garden. We'll report back if I do.