Massage Parlor Reports

**Fit312** · 03-03-25 17:51

Originally Posted by AlMelrose [View Original Post]

Sugar baby slept in and I missed the $1 special. Had to settle for Wendy's $3 Son of Baconator!

Excellent option after Orange Spa or Body Health Center. Speaking of Orange Spa, Alina of the Star Hot / Archer Spa / Blue Island nexus, tall girl with a big nose, informed me that she is on staff now. First girl that I've known from the publicly facing spas that wound up there. Hope that she likes fucking!

**Al Melrose** · 03-03-25 17:19

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I had a $1 sausage egg mcmuffin after a disappointing session at WRS. Think I'll take the rest of the week off.

Sugar baby slept in and I missed the $1 special. Had to settle for Wendy's $3 Son of Baconator!

**Perversity** · 03-03-25 16:35

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

Why do you keep mentioning Ricobenes sandwiches every time you post? Your family owns that business or something? Coming on a sex forum to promote sandwiches LOL come on man.

I've heard that steak sandwich is legendary.

**RandyMo** · 03-03-25 15:58

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

Why do you keep mentioning Ricobenes sandwiches every time you post? Your family owns that business or something? Coming on a sex forum to promote sandwiches LOL come on man.

Someone made fun of me for mentioning that I got the sandwich in my first review so now it is going to be the way I sign my reviews haha. Don't be so soft about it and try to enjoy the joke. The sandwich can't hurt you.

**Fit312** · 03-03-25 11:13

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

Why do you keep mentioning Ricobenes sandwiches every time you post? Your family owns that business or something? Coming on a sex forum to promote sandwiches LOL come on man.

I had a $1 sausage egg mcmuffin after a disappointing session at WRS. Think I'll take the rest of the week off.

**Zagal** · 03-03-25 06:37

Originally Posted by RandyMo [View Original Post]

My tax refund finally hit so I decided to treat myself and went back to Star Hot Spa. The girl I saw last time isn't there anymore but now there is a Columbian girl who looks pretty good and an Asian girl. You can probably guess since I am going to a massage parlor that I am into Asian girls so I chose the Asian girl. Based on the scrutiny of my first review I will try to do better this time. The Asian girl's name was Mimi. I would estimate she is probably about 115 pounds and maybe 5'4. Speaks just a little bit of english. She took me into the room and I gave her 300 for the hour VIP. Last time I mentioned the shower was nothing to write about and that is still true except this time I have to mention the BBBJ preview. Mimi's BBBJ is amazing. I could have stood there letting her blow me for the full hour. I assume other people need to use the shower though. We went back to the room and she gave a pretty good massage and went to rim me but I asked her not to because it is not my thing. So instead she had me flip and went back to the BBBJ and again I have to mention she is really good at it. Great rhythm, speed and overall feels great. She came up to french kiss me a few times but I pushed her head back down because I was really enjoying that BBBJ. Eventually she grabbed the cover and hopped on top of me. She rode me real well and I was already almost finished because the BBBJ was so good so I put her on her back so I could control the pace and get more out of my time. Once I got her on her back I went slow and she pulled me in close to french kiss. Her moans are very feminine but that BBBJ really was too much for me so I still didn't last much longer. I don't know if she is naturally very tight or if she was clenching but either way she felt amazing. I definitely enjoyed my time with her and hope I can make it back to try out the Columbian girl before she leaves.

I got the booker's number on my way out this time because apparently they will send you pictures.

Then I went to ricobenes for a steak sandwich.

Why do you keep mentioning Ricobenes sandwiches every time you post? Your family owns that business or something? Coming on a sex forum to promote sandwiches LOL come on man.

**Drawers333** · 03-02-25 23:53

Hi, I don't post very often, but I have a few reviews from some late night spots I wanted to share:

I said in my last post I was seeing FeiFei at the spot on Lawrence 38 xx across the street from the Mcdonald's. She and I exchanged Wechat info and she told me she moved to the 24 hour spot on Armitage, it's like 30 xx west Armitage, kind of a risky spot for me because it's close to a lot of my friends' houses and my work. This being said, I went there and I was immediately impressed by the cleanliness of the place. I've followed some girls around from different 24 hour spots that I assume are run by the same people, but I was really impressed by how clean this location was. It was like a cool apartment. I was excited to see FeiFei with another girl, she said her name was Linda, she was cute. FeiFei says she's 38, but she's probably mid 40's, Linda is in her 30's for sure. Linda: small tits, but cute attitude, nice thick natural lips for the BBBJ, FeiFei as always is an absolute cocksucking goddess. Great time overall. Did an hour for $440 for 2 girl. They let me stay and chat afterwards, but don't expect that if you're not a regular. These girls suck me dry, I love it.

I also went recently to see Paloma at amandaspa198.com.

She was cute, I speak Spanish very well, but not like a native speaker. We vibed at first, then I guess she thought I was taking too long and kind of got annoyed with me. She was hot. Big ol' booty, skin was tight af, but classical hot Latina with a get in get out attitude. Hot girl, late 20's, big fake ass, the parking lot situation was chill. She wouldn't let me cum how I wanted. That's all. I', always lured by the Latinas, but the Chinese girls always give better service, especially at the 24 hour places.

For those of you that dm me, bro, just Googlemaps search massage and hit "open now", those are the places. Not a big secret. Plenty of spots.

**Pau Ford** · 03-02-25 18:03

They are legit sisters. Not close friends actual siblings. From Thailand not Philippines.

Iris stopped doing FS before she left for Phillipines last year. OP maybe got grandfathered but I bet he'll regret posting about it when a flood of guys show up and get upset when she says L1 only. Someone will inevitably say "but a dude on USA said he gets FS? And she tracks it back to OP and he gets shut off 😂.

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Some Asian cultures refer to their close girl friends as "sisters" and their close male friends as "brothers" I really doubt that a 27 yo and a 40 something to woman working at a MP are what you and I think of sisters. Is this the same Tiffany who was at Broadway last year? I thought she was Thai? Did she just change nationalities and gain a sibling?

**RandyMo** · 03-02-25 17:48

My tax refund finally hit so I decided to treat myself and went back to Star Hot Spa. The girl I saw last time isn't there anymore but now there is a Columbian girl who looks pretty good and an Asian girl. You can probably guess since I am going to a massage parlor that I am into Asian girls so I chose the Asian girl. Based on the scrutiny of my first review I will try to do better this time. The Asian girl's name was Mimi. I would estimate she is probably about 115 pounds and maybe 5'4. Speaks just a little bit of english. She took me into the room and I gave her 300 for the hour VIP. Last time I mentioned the shower was nothing to write about and that is still true except this time I have to mention the BBBJ preview. Mimi's BBBJ is amazing. I could have stood there letting her blow me for the full hour. I assume other people need to use the shower though. We went back to the room and she gave a pretty good massage and went to rim me but I asked her not to because it is not my thing. So instead she had me flip and went back to the BBBJ and again I have to mention she is really good at it. Great rhythm, speed and overall feels great. She came up to french kiss me a few times but I pushed her head back down because I was really enjoying that BBBJ. Eventually she grabbed the cover and hopped on top of me. She rode me real well and I was already almost finished because the BBBJ was so good so I put her on her back so I could control the pace and get more out of my time. Once I got her on her back I went slow and she pulled me in close to french kiss. Her moans are very feminine but that BBBJ really was too much for me so I still didn't last much longer. I don't know if she is naturally very tight or if she was clenching but either way she felt amazing. I definitely enjoyed my time with her and hope I can make it back to try out the Columbian girl before she leaves.

I got the booker's number on my way out this time because apparently they will send you pictures.

Then I went to ricobenes for a steak sandwich.

**WalkingHard** · 03-02-25 17:34

Some Asian cultures refer to their close girl friends as "sisters" and their close male friends as "brothers" I really doubt that a 27 yo and a 40 something to woman working at a MP are what you and I think of sisters. Is this the same Tiffany who was at Broadway last year? I thought she was Thai? Did she just change nationalities and gain a sibling?

Originally Posted by JohnnyCash21 [View Original Post]

The mamasan and I have very good communication because I've been going there for about a year. She texted me telling me there were a couple new girls I should check out. When I came in and saw them I didn't really love what I was seeing. They were two very regular looking girls so instead I decided go with my ATF girl Broadway. Her name is Iris and we've seen each other about 2 times a month since she came back from holidays. Also, before I go into specifics I do got to say that if you are able to see Coco you should definitely go for it. The massage is not as good as Iris's but man she has a beautiful and I mean actually beautiful face. Combined with a petite body, nice ass and decent sized tits, you're definitely walking out with a smile. The best part about the Coco experience is that she really likes to make you feel good and her kegels are next level.

Anyway, back to Iris. I tend to book with her mainly because we are about the same age. She's 27 ish and a little chubby but her ass is niiiice. Perfectly round and toned. She's from the Philippines so she has a nice tan colored skin, speaks good English and give an amazing massage. Honestly even if I knew that there were no other services involved I would still go there. Make sure you get at least 45 minutes.

**GeneralObvious** · 03-02-25 10:11

Assuming your talking about East Rhythym? There are 4 providers, and only 1 granny. She is in her 60's. Two are mid 40's, and one is mid 30's. I assume your definition of a granny is over 40.

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

Stopped into the two neighboring spots in Bucktown. Location is across from a school which already isn't ideal of course.

The northern neighbor: two staff, both fat.

The southern neighbor: two staff, both grandmas.

I did not partake.

**Mitsom** · 03-01-25 18:04

One other thing I wanted to mention about this girl yuyu at Rose (even at the risk of upsetting those here who for whatever reason get upset about too much detail). Her kitty was tight af. She might not have been able to take much in her mouth but after working it in I was balls deep in her in every position with that kitty gripping me.

Question. Anybody know if they rotate the girls here or if it's the same ones?

Also, I notice there is another spot further down the strip called Katies. Anybody been? Legit or not?

Feel free to PM me.

**Mitsom** · 03-01-25 17:29

Ben on a roll so decided to keep it going. Hadn't seen many reviews for Rose at the edge of the archer strip and decided to check it out. Then just now I see someone posted here on it LOL. Here's my experience.

Called and a guy answered. I guess papasan. Told him I wanted an hour even while thinking I might pass. Until when hanging up he said "young girl yuyu". He must have sensed my hesitance. Ok sounds good. Popped a pill and headed over.

Arrive and didn't see a door bell. So I stand there like a dumb azz for a minute and then walk away to call. No answer. Go back to the door and I see the duct tape they have on the door has a doorbell taped to it LOL. Ring and 30 sec later woman opens the door in a white robe open enough to see she's got nice C / D cups and black leather bra. I ask if she's yuyu and she says yes. Not quite young. Probably 35 but cute and petite. Long dark hair.

Asked to use bathroom first and guys this place is a dump. God forbid any of you have gotten in that table shower LOL. Whatever. Also no door on rooms just a curtain. And walls don't go to the ceiling. The room itself was fine. Told her I wanted BBJ and full service. Gave her request of $200. No door fee BTW. $200 straight up. She said that was for half hr. She went to the room next door and I could hear there was another woman there. Again, walls don't go to ceiling. She comes back and undressed and what a nice little body. Man maids. Cute little round but. A little baby damage but that's ok. Got down to business. Had her bend over bed while I spanked her and rubbed jr on that cute bootie. Then told her to get on knees and suck. Held her hair and gagged her on it a couple times. At one point she pulls off and just starts gagging repeatedly into a napkin. I just stood there with my D in her face. When she got over her fit I told her to keep sucking and took it a little easier on her. She never could get more than half in but felt good.

At this point I decided I'm going to enjoy myself with this one. Told her I want an hour and she says another $100. Give it to her and she goes in the other room again where again I hear her talking to the other woman. Comes back and I feel her up at the edge of the bed. Suck on those man mades. Get her back on her knees and pump her pretty mouth some more. Then she asks if I want two girls for another $100. She had wiped me cash dry but I still told her let me see the other woman. She takes the D from her mouth long enough to call over the wall. Must be who the previous poster got. Yuyu is def the one to have. But still I got off on this other woman coming to the room and pulling back the curtain to see me with her bunk mate on her knees holding her by the hair and pumping her mouth. I looked her up and down while I was pumping her friends mouth and shook my head. Fairly older and A / B cup.

Back to the main event. Condom went on and laid her at the edge of the bed. Nice little hair pie which I don't mind at all. Pumped her like that for a while. Then turned her on her side and hit it that way. Then got her in doggie where I had to teach her to arch her back. Cute little bootie. Went to down on her pulling her hair back. She's whimpering a lot telling me I'm big and I got off on knowing her friend was right over the wall hearing her get plowed. Then had her stand and lick my nipples while I jerked on her boobs. Then I told her to ride me. Got on the table and she hopped on again saying I'm too big. She did a good job pumping me that way how they have their knees up and feet on bed. Had her lick the nips while she did it. Then I grabbed her head and just pounded her that way for a while. Lots of clapping and her very vocal. On her face you could see the struggle was real and again just really turned me on knowing her friend was right over the wall. Then I sit up on the edge where she keeps riding. Then I stand holding her and plow her that way. Then back to her on the edge of the table and me standing where I continue going to town. Then when ready I tell her I want her to suck me again. Rubber comes off and I instruct her to her knees. Pump that mouth some more. Then I pull her up and have her lick the nips. She's so short she was right at level and my C was right at her boobs so I jerk on them while she does it. Then I tell her back on her knees and suck C. Then pull her up again and back to licking my nips. Was going to finish Russian between those bosoms but it was feeling so good I just told her I was going to nut on her boobs and keep licking my nips. Then I said kinda loud over the wall "I'm about to nut on this wh 0 res tits" LOL. Blew a good load on her nipple with it dripping all off them to the floor.

She was a trooper all the way through. Took direction well. Never objected even after gagging over and over into the napkin. Slapped her bootie and told her she was a good girl. She cleaned me up with some alcohol which was a nice courtesy. Then I was on my way with a smile on my face. I'd say one of my top spa experiences.

**Ronacin** · 03-01-25 16:54

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Whats on her menu? How is here massage? You can dm me also. Thank you.

With Emily except Greek, everything is allowed, BBBJ, bare sex, CIM, COF, CIP. $300 + entry fee. Her massage is ok, compared to other places.

Good luck.

**JonJon5456** · 03-01-25 13:28

I saw some reviews about a Yoyo at Rose that peeked my interest so I thought I would go check it out. I get there, another girl answers, I think she said Mimi? Inside I ask for Yoyo and she says she won't be back for an hour. I have been here once before over a year ago and thinking about it, there was only one girl then, so I am thinking Yoyo is just bait. I would have just left but it was late, I had an itch, so why not.

This girl I would say low 40's, very short, just a little tummy, but lovely B's. She gave a decent strong massage, she has very strong thumbs.

Her start was a bit different and a new experience for me. On my stomach she started her tease, got some oil on jr and then her inner thighs where she got jr between them and started her motion. I guess a reverse dg? If she had a strap on it would have been a pegging, LOL. She did that for 5 minutes, felt good.

Definitely different. The rest of her service was average, can handle larger and take a pounding. $$ hr.

I guess I would call this a Halloween store. Ring the doorbell and see if you get a trick or a treat. Anyways I chalk it up to TOFTT in case you see other platforms that review the mysterious Yoyo.