Massage Parlor Reports

[Novacreeper]

Mid afternoon liaison with Jojo at Sun Spa off Gallows.

Fairly discreet. 2 door entry to slip in / out. Rang bell and ms led me to room and I requested Jojo. Stripped down and waited a few and she entered. Very young late 20's Chinese girl 5' 4" 120 lb small natural B / Cs. Below average non CMT rub leading up to a pretty good ST, nothing special. On the flip went right for negotiation. Negotiated for nude BBJ which was probably one of the better non Latin ones I've received with lots of BLS and enthusiasm. Lasted a
Around 20 and I couldn't take it and she stroked me to the finish.

Pretty good session with a younger provider for non GPS price. They have some stamp thing where you go 3 x and get the 4th free (not tip). More on the menu if that's your bag. YMMV.

HHR 70.

Tip Mr Franklin.

Place: 8. 5/ off the beaten path / 2 door entry / Very clean.

Provider looks: 8/ young / attractive, nice hair & teeth, could use a gym, but not fat at all.

Provider skills: 8/ not too good massage, very good French skills, upbeat personality and engaging.

Only real downer was English was a little challenging but Google Translator's your friend.

[Novacreeper]

Mid afternoon liaison with Jojo at Sun Therapy off Gallows.

Fairly discreet. 2 door entry to slip in / out. Rang bell and ms led me to room and I requested Jojo. Stripped down and waited a few and she entered. Very young late 20's Chinese girl 5' 4" 120 lb small natural B / Cs. Below average non CMT rub leading up to a pretty good ST, nothing special. On the flip went right for negotiation. Negotiated for nude BBJ which was probably one of the better non Latin ones I've received with lots of BLS and enthusiasm. Lasted at 15 and I couldn't take it and she stroked me to the finish.

Pretty good session with a younger provider for non GPS price. They have some stamp thing where you go 3 x and get the 4th free (not tip). More on the menu if that's your bag. YMMV.

HHR 70.

Tip Mr Franklin.

Place: 8. 5/ off the beaten path / 2 door entry / Very clean.

Provider looks: 8/ young / attractive, nice hair & teeth, could use a gym, but not fat at all.

Provider skills: 7. 5/ not too good massage, very good French skills, upbeat personality and engaging.

Only real downer was English was a little challenging but Google Translator's your friend.

[Metloaf]

Except for these words. LOL.

I happened to actually enjoy reading BubbleBoi's entertainingly descriptive report. I personally don't think it was bullshit, as I've gotten exceptionally fun service from some above-average AMP providers for 140-180 in tips, within the past year. So, 160 doesn't seem far-fetched at all, especially for a repeat visit, in my opinion and experience.

Additionally, I've been learning that the information posted in this forum can vary greatly in terms of validity and accuracy. As the wise administrator reminded me once, everything is basically impossible to verify, and this might be by design. Double-edged sword: Plausible deniability and protection when it comes to Mister Law and Uncle LEO, in exchange for the possibility that some postings are bullshit.

Definitely not far fetched.

I don't know BB post but I read the rates mentioned here.

Sasa.

Bobo.

Wendy.

And some great overs some over tip thinking that's way in. Most of these providers are like the weather. Changes every day!

My tip or so called negotiating most $. 3 like a grace because they asked.

And always get top tier service every time I return or when they come back.

So let each dream how they dream. Most on here over tip or maybe say they are so you who can't dream that high, defer a visit.

[JohnsonTouch]

I'm just sitting here eating my popcorn not saying word.

Except for these words. LOL.

Hopefully you guys got it out of your systems and we can return this page back to the reviews and reports of MPs that we prefer to read.
Thanks.

I happened to actually enjoy reading BubbleBoi's entertainingly descriptive report. I personally don't think it was bullshit, as I've gotten exceptionally fun service from some above-average AMP providers for 140-180 in tips, within the past year. So, 160 doesn't seem far-fetched at all, especially for a repeat visit, in my opinion and experience.

Additionally, I've been learning that the information posted in this forum can vary greatly in terms of validity and accuracy. As the wise administrator reminded me once, everything is basically impossible to verify, and this might be by design. Double-edged sword: Plausible deniability and protection when it comes to Mister Law and Uncle LEO, in exchange for the possibility that some postings are bullshit.

[JohnnySalami]

I'm just sitting here eating my popcorn not saying word.

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

[TomPayne25]

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

Hopefully you guys got it out of your systems and we can return this page back to the reviews and reports of MPs that we prefer to read.

Thanks.

[DoYouKnow]

Yes, yes, I hear you, another May Wellness review but this one gets better.

Gents, so when Cindy is out of town, I will take the opportunity to nestle with Cherrie; I have known her since before Cindy came into the picture but in doing so I have missed out on a lot of Nicole's girls in the rotation. Mainly Leah, Aruna the Mongolian, and let's not the forget the well-regarded Amy, all have left. These women were thicker which is not exactly my preference but the other day I walked into Lilly, literally, as she was exiting the bathroom.

I had finished up early so I was chatting with Nicole by the desk observing or a better word would be, mesmerized, as Lilly is jostling back and forth from one room and into the bathroom, back and forth multiple times. Was it for my benefit? Well, she certainly got my attention. She has an odd walk or better yet a wide gate with a very nice vast derriere which immediately heighted my arousal. Very unusual rear section for an Asian and to complement this she is slender and perfectly proportioned, including the upper section. OMG.

(I need to keep this review tame so please try to read between the lines and work with me on this one).

Anyhow while I am staring Nicole gives me a push and a look so to say, "WTF I am talking to you dude" but I could not stop starring.

I had to see this gal..

I will have to attest to Lilly. She sticks around and she will be my ATF without questions. Great tone body, legs are amazing. Great C / D MMS, fits her perfectly. No complaints at all, but I would give her looks an overall 9. She is my cup of tea for a lady. For a young lady, Cherrie looks like a hottie. What more can I say, Nicole picks them perfectly. Keep them safe and hygiene up to the highest standards. May Wellness is unequivocally back in my rotation.

[BubbleBoi402]

What are you doing? I have been reading your posts since day one. You can't even string together the words for a simple sentence much less generate a 6 paragraph John Steinbeck. What is this, did you just wake up in the "East of Eden"?

Look at this garbage!!

1). You are so hard and so big. " She gasped in seduction, lips parting as she squirmed gently.

(in your fucking dreams maybe).

2). . I reached out to her all-natural soft breast of full C size, causing her to moan in pleasure.

(give me a break).

3). The throbbing junior touching her kitty as she was backed onto the massage bed. She let out a noise of surprise to my eagerness.

(You throbbing! , Maybe if you caught that little dick in a mouse trap).

4). She panted with her movements, small moans also leaving her lips.

(I am going to vomit).

5). Cum on me!" My shaft was rock hard and approaching climax as the sensation of her breasts sent me over the edge. "Let me feel and taste your hot cum!

(LOL, you're fucking with us aren't you!

6). I quickly pushed her head down to swallow the entire junior, which burst uncontrollably, sending semen deep in her mouth. She groaned in delight as she was busy sucking and savoring every last drop.

Do you expect us to believe that a gal you paid $160 , a minimum FS tip is going to whisper sweet nothings into your ear? A guy by his own admission in a recent post, admitting that he strikes out 9 out of 10 times and all of a sudden beds the girl of his dreams, a la swashbuckling Errol Flynn!

Keep this Bullshit on the Rubmap site where it belongs!!

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

[SillyBill]

Has anyone seen this one? https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...use-54437.html.

Her name is apparently "Layla / Lay".

Initial forum search returns nothing, but she's been posting for a while now.

[PuntaJaco43]

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I concur, this post was bullshit. Don't do this shit on review threads.

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[TomPayne25]

I'll be in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area for a couple of days next week and would like to visit a couple of the massage establishments while I am there. Not looking for FS just a nice massage with a good finish and possibly some roaming. Any recommendations would be appreciated. PM if preferred.

Thanks in advance.

Ortho.

There's more than a couple options along Old Bridge Rd. Remember Google is your friend when seeking addresses and phone numbers.

Starting near Minnieville intersection, there's Healing Aroma Therapy and Healing Therapy Massage - 2 separate businesses with close names. I've had a good time in both places. Going north / east towards Rte 123, Spa Sasha is a L1 type place. I've visited Pine Spa and ACU (closer to Rte 123) and had fun. Like you, I don't seek FS, just halfway decent massage with varying levels of fun to finish. My wallet is why I haven't visited these places more frequently.

Hopefully others will chime in and offer their opinions or reviews.

[Ortho313]

I'll be in the Lake Ridge / Woodbridge area for a couple of days next week and would like to visit a couple of the massage establishments while I am there. Not looking for FS just a nice massage with a good finish and possibly some roaming. Any recommendations would be appreciated. PM if preferred.

Thanks in advance.

Ortho.

[Metloaf]

Is this a chat bot? WTF are you trying to say here, almost had a stroke trying to read this.

If you familiar with TK. Shouldn't be hard to follow. I just don't like going into details about that location because it's a legit nail salon. I can't find anyone in the va dc md area the has manicure and pedicure for $25.

So time to time I see the post at this location and Tina has been around for years and has plenty of clients. Male and females, so a HJ location on the side really shouldn't be on the massage board of you ask me. When every report reads the same. She glide her hand around my body for half the time and a nova flip.

Not one lick of a man unit or finger in her. Damn it's only been 30 yrs the shop has been open.

I was just asking if Tina has time to freshen up her little A cups after there licked on. I just see her wash her hands and back to scrubbing my feet in the massage chair.

Try the massage chairs for half the time and then get a HJ. That maybe worth it. She has to be pushing 70.

[BubbleBoi402]

This parlor has a bluesky account:

https://bsky.app/profile/rosespava.bsky.social

I saw Amy's photos and they look familiar in the sense that some parlor used them before. Called ahead and confirmed availability, here I was, parking at the backyard of the parlor. That backdoor bell never worked for me, and it was gone this time. Guess it didn't work for other customers, either. So, I underwent the "walk of shame" to the front door, which took away the discreetness. No biggie. Rang the bell and Amy opened the door. "Whoa! How are you?" Of course I had seen those photos. She was the same busty Amy that I frequented at 5 Star Massage Vienna! Amy's photos heavily beautified her face, but other body parts stayed true. My estimate puts her in the late 30's. She appeared surprised and excited to see me again in less than a month. We hugged and exchanged LFK. Before she led me upstairs, she informed me not to park at the nearby lot because they would tow. No worries for me as I always park at the back.

Once in the room, I donated the customary amount (70 + 160) and immediately grabbed her for DFK. I couldn't wait any longer. I wanted two pops today! Amy is a smoker but that didn't bother me. She reciprocated by caressing the junior OTC. I moaned out as her kneads became more vigorous, cock hardening as she then slipped her hand within my pants. "You are so hard and so big. " She gasped in seduction, lips parting as she squirmed gently, obviously indicating that she was getting turned on. We rushed to disrobe each other. She continued to stroke, hand sliding down the junior from tip to hilt, keeping her movements lazy as she grinned at me. I reached out to her all-natural soft breast of full C size, causing her to moan in pleasure.

Taking initiative, I pressed against her, the throbbing junior touching her kitty as she was backed onto the massage bed. She let out a noise of surprise to my eagerness. Her hand finally stopped pumping up and down the junior. Instead, she put me down facing up and instantly rested the junior in her warm cleavage, creating a soft pressure from her tits. I was flooded with pleasure and the junior jumped with excitement at her touch. Using her hands, she controlled each of her tits to blanket the junior in her bosom and began to move them up and down. The junior slid with ease between her breasts thanks to the K&why she just applied. She panted with her movements, small moans also leaving her lips. "You're so hot. It's getting so big!" Her voice shook and she bit down on her lower lip. The sound of her aroused voice made it hard for me to hold back for much longer. She picked up speed, rubbing at the junior fast and harder. She extended her head down, licking the tip of my glans. "Cum on me!" My shaft was rock hard and approaching climax as the sensation of her breasts sent me over the edge. "Let me feel and taste your hot cum!" Her voice sounded desperate, almost like she was about to cum, too. My breathing became heavy as I felt the load rising in me. "Cum for me!" She barely had time to finish what she was saying when I felt the orgasm wash over me. I quickly pushed her head down to swallow the entire junior, which burst uncontrollably, sending semen deep in her mouth. She groaned in delight as she was busy sucking and savoring every last drop.

Amy did some minor cleanup then laid down by me naked. We exchanged banters while her hands were caressing the junior nonstop. After a while, I felt the junior getting excited at her gropes again. I returned favor with extensive nursing over those gorgeous tits. "I-I'm ready. " Her grip tightened, silencing me as I lost my grip on words. She pressed her lips against mine, kissing me feverishly. Our tongues swirled around briefly, nearly battling for dominance as she let out a moan. She eventually pulled away with a smirk. Lust taking over, I felt the junior jump in her hand. She didn't give me much of a choice as she got on top, making it very clear that she wanted to take the lead. She smirked a final time with her large breasts hovering over me. She put on the cover then rode me sensually. She eventually lowered herself onto me, letting out a moan as she did so near my ears. I tried to catch a kiss, but she dodged. She giggled out, raising herself as she thrusted onto me slowly yet again. After a few effortless thrusts, she fell into a rhythm of plunging herself onto the hard junior. I could feel how wet she was, her juices dripping down the junior as she bobbed up and down, taking all of the junior with a cry.

Amy moaned with pure lust. The sight and sensation of her riding me drove me crazy. I could feel her vagina clench down on the junior with each new pump, and she grew wetter by the minute. Her tits bounced with each bob, too, and I could only savor the sight, as well as the incredible feeling of her pussy around the junior. She moaned out again, now riding me faster and harder. I could tell she was close to her climax as her body tensed up. My hands trailed to her waist to help her bounce up and down against the junior at a much faster speed. "I'm close!" She cried out, legs already became stiff as she forcefully shut her eyes. "I'm going to cum!" She sobbed out, and seeing the junior set her on fire brought me even closer to my own orgasm. "I'm going to cum, too!" I groaned out, still guiding he with each pump as we both grew closer to release. "Cum together baby!" Her body completely tensed up with her final cry. I experienced a sudden, intense peak of pleasure and didn't hesitate to shoot my load into the bag. Climaxing with her, I felt completely drained and emptied as she also cummed all over me.

We both laid there almost speechless for a few minutes. I joked to her that we got to do it again next time and tipped her additional 40. That was all I had left. She gladly accepted it and helped me get dressed. Needless to say, I was very happy and would surely be back soon!

[SillyBill]

I've been in the chair with a client in the back and a quick hand wash and back to me. Even before I finish if it's a hand / feet service. Another one comes in. How many licks and paws touching. Last few times there, her face or eye was red-raised a little.

She is always white down wardrobe. But you all sound like sharing a licked lollipop.

Is this a chat bot? WTF are you trying to say here, almost had a stroke trying to read this.