Massage Parlor Reports

**Techdork** · 03-02-25 18:37

I saw a bedpage ad of theirs where they listed off the big new table shower as an amenity. I love a good table shower when done properly. Decided I'd check it out, Mamasan let's me in, asks if I've been here before, I said yes of course and that I wanted to check out the new shower. Off to the room, paid my house fee and dropped the remainder of the standard donation on the night stand and started to undress. Nice clean room by the way, fresh sheets and towels on the table. In walks a very pretty Latina from Columbia, Natalia, thick not chubby, big ass and big tits puffing out her tight black dress, and sees my donation and grabs it, says she'll be back in a sec as I finish undressing. I grab a towel and shower shoes, she leads me to probably the nicest shower room entrance I've seen. The room was huge, and the actual shower room was off to the side. The shower room itself was indeed very nice and clean, I was pleasantly surprised.

Then things go "meh". Perfunctory back wash, no butt cheek or crack wash, and didn't even warm up my feet which were freezing. Flip, quick frontside wash, a little wiggle on the cock, but no real play. She didn't get a drop of water on her. Toweled off, on to the room, 10 min of lame back rub, again no glute rub, and minimal leg rub. Flip, goes straight for CBJ, my hands are roam that big ass of hers, won't let me get an angle for clitty or ass play. Gets me aroused, I ask for 69, she says "no, Papi" and hops on for ACG, then regular CG, her big tits bouncing away, but I was not really into it. Go for mish, then ankles away, before flipping over and all fours for doggy. That was a pretty darn good view, her waist to hip ratio in that pose was stunning and I finished in the bag. I lay back, catch my breath, she cleans me up hands me my water. 40 min total, no offer to finish off with more massage, but does start pulling all the sheets off the bed and grabs my towel to prep the room for the next customer.

Why is it that the places with the best amenities and hygiene give such lesser service? If the group running One / Good / Etc. Had a venue like this, I'd easily compensate. Perhaps I need to visit the Kagency places, I hear they do pretty well at this. I did go back to the EG ad, it does not list off NURU / GFE anywhere, I must have got that mixed up with all the other ones I was perusing.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-02-25 17:33

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

Because if you go by just a name from here and her ankles are already up in the air, they will totally give you a different girl who is available.

I remember asking for a particular girl once and a different woman came out and introduced herself as that girl. She must not have remembered me, but I remembered her from a few weeks back. They were surprised when I said "No, you are Lola or Lolo or whatever. They were embarrassed to get caught red handed, but made up for it with a really enthusiastic encounter so I didn't mind.

Let's be honest. That happens all the time. One persons Yoyo is another persons Vivi..

Yeah, that is a switch, but not when you wait for the one you want. Never did i say, just take who is given to you. Please reread my post.

Always ask for their name first, dont ask for a provider, they may pretend to be that person to get the work. Also dont call up asking for a certain provider, ask who is working, then you will get the real answer vs them just saying yes that person is working just to get you in the door. Maybe get an image of the one you want. There are ways not to get switched.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 03-02-25 16:38

Originally Posted by Tasman63 [View Original Post]

Intell on $$ is always appreciated.

Of course. $60 for the massage. I invested a bit in the top for my next visit. Fingers crossed.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 03-02-25 16:35

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

Not sure how you get bait and switched when you are waiting for the one you want.

Because if you go by just a name from here and her ankles are already up in the air, they will totally give you a different girl who is available.

I remember asking for a particular girl once and a different woman came out and introduced herself as that girl. She must not have remembered me, but I remembered her from a few weeks back. They were surprised when I said "No, you are Lola or Lolo or whatever. They were embarrassed to get caught red handed, but made up for it with a really enthusiastic encounter so I didn't mind.

Let's be honest. That happens all the time. One persons Yoyo is another persons Vivi..

**Saffrole** · 03-02-25 15:38

Which place / who currently gives the best take shower? I'm looking for the most action during the ts. Bb is a plus, but not a requirement.

**Shogun Hua** · 03-01-25 21:19

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

To be fair I've never yet had to wait more than a couple of minutes, all appointments were honored, and I never got a bait and switch.

I do have some big issues with those places. I mentioned some of the shit I've seen over on the are&are&SS thread in the Seattle section.

Not sure how you get bait and switched when you are waiting for the one you want.

**Marko Ramius** · 03-01-25 20:16

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

...
Yet the simps still simp and wait in line and get baited and switched at a few different places that are written about regularly on this very board.
...

To be fair I've never yet had to wait more than a couple of minutes, all appointments were honored, and I never got a bait and switch.

I do have some big issues with those places. I mentioned some of the shit I've seen over on the are&are&SS thread in the Seattle section.

**Legendaddy** · 03-01-25 15:08

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Pretty fascinating ain't it? They're popping up everywhere in the Seattle Metro area. Even downtown Bothell has four of them. Kirkland has several. Lynnwood's pretty much the same as Everett.

Yet the simps still simp and wait in line and get baited and switched at a few different places that are written about regularly on this very board.

Four at Downtown Bothell:

* Caviar 1 and Caviar 2 - HJ only places. No BJ or FS.

* Sunflower. FS, but even the BJ is in cover. No BBBJ. Single occupancy shower, so no action in shower. Kailey in December and Cara in January were good. But Feb gals were very disappointing.

* Oriental Lotus. Possibly same owner as Sunflower. Located right at a major four-way crossing.

What I'm saying is. These four don't even come close to Shanghai. I wish there were some as good as Shanghai, but in Bothell. Then I wouldn't have to make an one hour commute, which I absolutely hate. But I don't see any other better ones nearby.

**Tasman63** · 03-01-25 14:56

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

An update.

Older woman working the lunch shift today. Probably in her mid 50's. Great body, long skinny legs. The actual massage was great. Firm, strong and thorough rub. After the rub, the flip was straight to a tug. Two hands, enthusiastic, but didn't get the sense much more was available.

I'd go back if I was emphasizing the massage over any extracurricular activity.

Intell on $$ is always appreciated.

**JpLovesBlondes** · 02-28-25 20:27

Originally Posted by JpLovesBlondes [View Original Post]

Since we all know Shanghai and One are grandslams.

Long LIfe Massage, (19th and N.Broadway, next to the pot shop
Never been, but just remembered seeing a cute, mid-20s asian girl standing outside on her phone in a sundress many months ago. I don't know why i never went in to check her out...

An update.

Older woman working the lunch shift today. Probably in her mid 50's. Great body, long skinny legs. The actual massage was great. Firm, strong and thorough rub. After the rub, the flip was straight to a tug. Two hands, enthusiastic, but didn't get the sense much more was available.

I'd go back if I was emphasizing the massage over any extracurricular activity.

**Gibs789** · 02-28-25 16:55

Up front just so you know what you're reading, I greatly prefer GFE to PSE, so for example the legendary Angela is not a list topper for me but many of the gentler sweeter types are, and that perspective should clearly be taken into account when judging the relevance of what I say for you. But from my GFE-loving perspective, Erica was fantastic. My first impression of her English skills was that they were pretty meager and that she was just trotting out a few time worn phrases of greeting by rote, but I later realized that although her enunciation was a bit idiosyncratic her command of English was actually surprisingly good, and it turns out she studied English at university level in China. That mostly came up later because there was a long stretch where not a whole lot of words were exchanged. But RE that period. In true GFE fashion she came right in close for some wonderful soft kissing right off the bat, and she was really wonderful. Not too much of the aggressive tongue thing that some girls use, but really soft and sweet. Her body was fantastic. Some pretty apparent scars up above, but by touch very little sense that I wasn't feeling nature's own work. Very trim waist and a firm and toned and full behind. Really just what I like. The sort of athletic dancer's build. Eventually she dropped down for about 15 minutes of pure magic, and she was really a master at reading her audience and figuring out just what I liked. Really sensitive, aware, eager to please, very upbeat and warm. The perfect GFE attitude. Then we switched spots and I returned the favor for about an equal amount of time at the end of which she awarded me her coveted "Number One Tongue" award for services rendered. It's always nice to feel appreciated. We then went through the usual repertoire of crop planting techniques to excellent effect, with the CG being especially notable, and she finished me up with some manual stim. Afterwards she gave me some very nice massage while we explored her English skills. I suppose bottom line that my judgement on whether I had a great time is whether I feel like there was a real connection and that I'd look forward to a "second date", and that's 100% true with Erica. Truly a sweetheart with excellent skills.

**GoaThillBilly** · 02-28-25 14:03

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

I was in Everett last week for a couple of days scouting out things for a client. Really it is the first time I've done more than just pass through in years.

Even though I grew up in the area (Lake Stevens) I am always freaked out by how much Everett has grown over time.

Anyway, while running around all over Everett I was blown away by how many massage parlors there are in the city. Most of them set off my Ho Dar too. And there seem to be a lot more of them than are mentioned on this site or RM, or for that matter than are advertised.

It just blows my mind that that many cocks are getting sucked in Everett. Which otherwise has always been a dead-from-the-dick-up kind of place.

I know it's crazy but many of them have providers 50+ age. Marysville has gone crazy as well with AMPs, between south Marysville to Smokey Point there are over a dozen and again mainly older workers. Some are HE only while others are FS. You can usually tell which ones are FS if they are wearing a dress and / or set clothing.

**VillageRat** · 02-28-25 13:08

Pretty fascinating ain't it? They're popping up everywhere in the Seattle Metro area. Even downtown Bothell has four of them. Kirkland has several. Lynnwood's pretty much the same as Everett.

Yet the simps still simp and wait in line and get baited and switched at a few different places that are written about regularly on this very board.

Anyone else find it amusing that some of them are called "Spas"?

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

I was in Everett last week for a couple of days scouting out things for a client. Really it is the first time I've done more than just pass through in years.

Even though I grew up in the area (Lake Stevens) I am always freaked out by how much Everett has grown over time.

Anyway, while running around all over Everett I was blown away by how many massage parlors there are in the city. Most of them set off my Ho Dar too. And there seem to be a lot more of them than are mentioned on this site or RM, or for that matter than are advertised.

It just blows my mind that that many cocks are getting sucked in Everett. Which otherwise has always been a dead-from-the-dick-up kind of place.

**Marko Ramius** · 02-28-25 10:46

I was in Everett last week for a couple of days scouting out things for a client. Really it is the first time I've done more than just pass through in years.

Even though I grew up in the area (Lake Stevens) I am always freaked out by how much Everett has grown over time.

Anyway, while running around all over Everett I was blown away by how many massage parlors there are in the city. Most of them set off my Ho Dar too. And there seem to be a lot more of them than are mentioned on this site or RM, or for that matter than are advertised.

It just blows my mind that that many cocks are getting sucked in Everett. Which otherwise has always been a dead-from-the-dick-up kind of place.