Massage Parlor Reports

[SeanMendez345]

www.vrxxxperience.com

Been trying to make it over there, but they're booked up every time. I'm in the area. Seems like a pretty interesting concept. You choose a video to watch on VR and a therapist acts it out with an HJ (maybe BJ too?

Curious if anyone has tried and how it was.

Shoot that definitely sounds surreal I would def give it a try if anyone can confirm its worth the visit might TOFT on this one.

[RockItAllNite]

I needed relief from the frustration of stocks and options, so here I was at Red Lantern Spa, looking for a way to get back to drained, relaxed, and grounded. Rebecca was basically just what the doctor ordered.

She has a slim and petite build, around 5'2 and 100 lbs. Nice handful C cups, firm and nice. She is a good looking girl and she looks very young, age wise mid 20's. And she has a nice aggressive and assertive style plus a service queen vibe.

She strode into the room ready to hug and take the initiative to dfk with me. And then BBBJ. She practically tore me to pieces with her intense BBBJ and BLS assault. Aggressive in a good way.

When I was ready to fuck, she got the condom on me and then encouraged me to fuck her in mish and then mostly in doggy. She seemed like she really legitimately prefers doggy, for what it's worth. I had a great orgasm that way, and at that point I had definitely gotten what I came for already.

I was ready to leave relaxed and drained, but I got a bonus massage, she insisted on giving me the full time, nice personality and great service-style. Recommend.

Where is the Red Lantern Spa? What city?

[PriscillaM]

Rebecca at red lantern has the ass you need to get with in doggie.

It is this alabaster contraption of skin and muscle that is smooth as Frank Sinatra at a 1957 Vegas showcase.

All the other joints are about as outdated as the fucking macarena.

I got in around 8 last night and was welcomed in by rebecca. She cannot be over 30 and has a tight body, I think one nothing tat.

A well handled Bush and a warm puss.

If you are a fan of oral (if? She will not let you down, she attacks the penor and gooch from three directions (I was in the small room, so she could not try a fourth).

The acid test was flat doggie. I believe that had I shook her crazy I would have nutted in the bag hard. But it appeared that the joint was filling up, so I did not want to waste her time and she jerked me off.

She said I was amazing. Not you superman, not you so strong, not you so big, that I was amazing. Awwwww.

[MassMe]

Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.

19++ SM was fun. I couldn't pick between the two girls working and settled four boobs. Worth it.

[PriscillaM]

Amy informed me that new girl Lili has reported to work and apparently is a treat for all the mongers who fantasize about orally-skilled, young, big breasted Chinese providers. Planning to sample soon.

I am hearing that I am supposed to announce my name at the door here, they are very customer friendly. Finally Willie23 and I are not at war. This must be the end of days.

[Willie23]

As a long time lurker and first time poster, I have to completely agree. Amy was amazing and a sweetheart. She was very generous with service. Definitely a service queen with a great figure to boot. She has nice natural Ds. I would definitely repeat if this place is still around. Amy said thing have slowed down a lot so I worry we might lose this gem.

Mongers, I would give Amy and other provers here a shot if you are in the Culver Cuty area for sure!

Amy informed me that new girl Lili has reported to work and apparently is a treat for all the mongers who fantasize about orally-skilled, young, big breasted Chinese providers. Planning to sample soon.

[PocketBook]

Made an appointment at one of those places that felt borderline legit. I dunno, probably the addiction to the thrill of discovery or something. Whatever, was one of those days I was actually in the mood for just a decent massage and if extras come up, so be it.

6 for the hour, older Thai probably early 50's, maybe mid 50's. Name's Mina / Nina (Tough to tell, as she was pretty animated and chattery. Strong massage, nothing bone-cracking, but suitably relaxing. Friendly and talkative in just the right way to make you think it's a legit place. All curtains in the room too. 8/10 massage, but this was a couple weeks ago so that's even more subjective.

At the very end, maybe 5 minutes left in my hour, she gestures at extras and I'm actually surprised and manage to play dumb and ask price. She says same as the house fee and I'm game.

Cue about 10 or 12 minutes of dick work that was pleasant, but just not my speed. Not jackhammering or anything terrible, just didn't work out. No finish for me, but still a good effort. Left. 65 for her trouble. Would go back for another massage, but probably will skip the HJ. Not a FS joint, at least not with her.

[PriscillaM]

Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.

Red lantern has affected string theory. The only comparison was 8155 pre covid when Zara was there, this was the dark Egyptian girl who looked like the goddess cleopatra, and when I was boffing her standing mish and I stopped to take a nitro cause I was about to die, she stated "I did not ask you to stop".

Red lantern has some ridiculously good looking Asian women.

[Murrican]

I find your lack of faith disturbing. My sad devotion to the ancient religion of handjobs has given me clairvoyance enough to recommend that you hit the following places:

Red lantern. The ultimate power in the universe. Literally some of the girls here have tighter pussies and more generous bushes than at a nunnery in the adirondacks. You can text ahead of time and get a roll call and cross check against the recommended here.

Wharf. The mother ship. I have not been in a while, but surely worth it.

19 xx santa monica. Just at santa monica and 20th. Guys seem to be hitting his place harder than lizzo at an all you can eat KFC.

815X in wee hoe. The place with the freshest colombian beans.

Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.

[PriscillaM]

I appreciate the input. It sounds like it's 60. Thanks. That's what it was a few years ago so it seems inflation has not taken hold on the corner of the illicit economy.

You read my situation wrong. I'm not hard up for cash. This hobby was, and would be, eminently affordable for me. But it's been a while and I don't want to walk into some joint uninformed. I neither want to overpay nor underpay.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. My sad devotion to the ancient religion of handjobs has given me clairvoyance enough to recommend that you hit the following places:

Red lantern. The ultimate power in the universe. Literally some of the girls here have tighter pussies and more generous bushes than at a nunnery in the adirondacks. You can text ahead of time and get a roll call and cross check against the recommended here.

Wharf. The mother ship. I have not been in a while, but surely worth it.

19 xx santa monica. Just at santa monica and 20th. Guys seem to be hitting his place harder than lizzo at an all you can eat KFC.

815X in wee hoe. The place with the freshest colombian beans.

[Murrican]

Dude, sounds like you are really trying to either save money or not offend a hanjobeee massageee.

Yes, pre dawn of man, it was 40 for the half and 40 for the satisfying release from some age 36-40 hag.

I think so long as you do not go for the incredibly erotic over the clothes fondling, you could still get away with 40.

However, if the door fee is now 50, which it is I think in most places, you would probably be breaking some law of second differential equations by not paying an equal fee to the help.

For me as a guide, when I go to a handie joint, I pay for 60 for the full hour. If I really just get the regular monger treatment, I do 60. But if the girl fingers my boy pussy and does not rush me, even if I only get the over the clothes, I will do 100, perhaps 80.

I think 40 is history.

We could use some extra help on the fish counter if you need some extra money. You can apply in person at the ralphs on overland just south of red lantern.

I appreciate the input. It sounds like it's 60. Thanks. That's what it was a few years ago so it seems inflation has not taken hold on the corner of the illicit economy.

You read my situation wrong. I'm not hard up for cash. This hobby was, and would be, eminently affordable for me. But it's been a while and I don't want to walk into some joint uninformed. I neither want to overpay nor underpay.

[Wicker555]

As a long time lurker and first time poster, I have to completely agree. Amy was amazing and a sweetheart. She was very generous with service. Definitely a service queen with a great figure to boot. She has nice natural Ds. I would definitely repeat if this place is still around. Amy said thing have slowed down a lot so I worry we might lose this gem.

Mongers, I would give Amy and other provers here a shot if you are in the Culver Cuty area for sure!

+1 for Garden. I saw Cici, very sweet. After brief massage, had BBBJ and DATY, then covered up for standing mish and doggie.

Amy came in at the end for DFK. I bet she gives a great GFE.

Check it out guys.

[Avocat]

www.vrxxxperience.com

Been trying to make it over there, but they're booked up every time. I'm in the area. Seems like a pretty interesting concept. You choose a video to watch on VR and a therapist acts it out with an HJ (maybe BJ too?

Curious if anyone has tried and how it was.

This is very creative. I'd be down to try it once, but I assume the in person hostess is not as attractive as the virtual person.

[PriscillaM]

I've been out of a game a minute. Considering jumping back in.

I don't get FS or BJ and never did. I'm a fan of a nice massage and HJ.

I've lost track of the proper tip for that. It used to be 40 and then it became 60. Has it gone up since then (about 2 years ago) or is 60 still the normal fee? I remember some would push for 80 to take off their top or allow wandering hands but I could usually get away with 60 just fine at places that did FS. The girls would rather I paid more and got FS and were generally unhappy I only wanted a hand massage but they'd do it.

Anyways. What's the current decent tip?

Dude, sounds like you are really trying to either save money or not offend a hanjobeee massageee.

Yes, pre dawn of man, it was 40 for the half and 40 for the satisfying release from some age 36-40 hag.

I think so long as you do not go for the incredibly erotic over the clothes fondling, you could still get away with 40.

However, if the door fee is now 50, which it is I think in most places, you would probably be breaking some law of second differential equations by not paying an equal fee to the help.

For me as a guide, when I go to a handie joint, I pay for 60 for the full hour. If I really just get the regular monger treatment, I do 60. But if the girl fingers my boy pussy and does not rush me, even if I only get the over the clothes, I will do 100, perhaps 80.

I think 40 is history.

We could use some extra help on the fish counter if you need some extra money. You can apply in person at the ralphs on overland just south of red lantern.

[Murrican]

I've been out of a game a minute. Considering jumping back in.

I don't get FS or BJ and never did. I'm a fan of a nice massage and HJ.

I've lost track of the proper tip for that. It used to be 40 and then it became 60. Has it gone up since then (about 2 years ago) or is 60 still the normal fee? I remember some would push for 80 to take off their top or allow wandering hands but I could usually get away with 60 just fine at places that did FS. The girls would rather I paid more and got FS and were generally unhappy I only wanted a hand massage but they'd do it.

Anyways. What's the current decent tip?