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[Absence]

Call me what you will but I just want to cum in her pussy. .

Finally had a chance to meet Marie. She's got the teacher you wanted to fuck in school look and it was a huge turn on for me. She's a sweet girl with a great attitude and the price was right. No cover, no play which is fine with me. I'm not trying to have a nut duel inside some chick with anybody else, lmao. I will repeat anytime I'm in town.

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[SaltyDawGoFla]

Finally had a chance to meet Marie. She's got the teacher you wanted to fuck in school look and it was a huge turn on for me. She's a sweet girl with a great attitude and the price was right. No cover, no play which is fine with me. I'm not trying to have a nut duel inside some chick with anybody else, lmao. I will repeat anytime I'm in town.

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[StpaMonger]

I was trying to see her the last 2 months or so and was never able to connect. Sounds like if I'd been able to right off the bat I may have had a good time, but don't bother now. Sorry to those who wasted their time and money but you absolutely saved mine and I'll hope to pay it forward.

Hahaha Yeah, her booty size is wild. I have a fatter ass than hers.

[Casey3939]

Hey, never posted before but any feedback on this one would be appreciated. I know she has been around for a while, but wondering if its worth it.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/183256785

A review would have made a great first post. Not too late because t would make a good second.

[DC305]

Hey, never posted before but any feedback on this one would be appreciated. I know she has been around for a while, but wondering if its worth it.

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[Kenny Omega]

I saw her about a month ago as well and wished I had turned around. First get told to come on up and then have to wait 10 minutes for her to open door. Her face looks like in her ads but the rest has been beaten up more than Apollo Creed's sparring partner. Spider bites on her legs, no ankles more like a cankle that was red and looked swollen. Titties, what titties, they were nipples on very loose skin along with saggy skin on her tummy. Not pretty at all. Got naked and laid on the bed, she did too but had to get up for a moment. Saw that ass and it looked like a manhole minus the cover! She peeked in to see if I was ready as she was smoking up, should of left then. BBBJ was good but that's about all. Smelly kitty and ass. Way overpriced as well. Then when I go to leave, truck is blocking me in. Have to get her, then she knocks on the door of the house in front and goes back inside, I begin banging on the door as I want to leave and take a shower. After about 10 minutes, they finally come out and leave. I agree about the awesome reviews about her and scratch my head going "huh?

Hahaha Yeah, her booty size is wild. I have a fatter ass than hers.

[Jj2549]

Yeah, you hit it right on the head with the unwarranted hype about her. After seeing her in person last month, it definitely made me question recommendations from certain members on here that were saying she was a good pick. Before I saw her last month, she did the very same thing she did with others and asked me for money for an Uber ride back home. Mind you this was a day before our meeting. On the night of the meeting, she then asked me to buy her candy. I refused as I had already spent money on her Uber ride and now for the appointment. As soon as I walked through her door once I got to her location and saw her in person, I almost threw up in my mouth. Her body was absolutely revolting from saggy titties, manly upper body, extreme mummy tummy, etc. Luckily I parked in her mini driveway and made the excuse to park my car in the street so I didn't have to worry about backing up. Once I got in the car I immediately peeled off and blocked her on my phone. You honestly couldn't pay me to fuck her, let alone me paying to fuck her.

I saw her about a month ago as well and wished I had turned around. First get told to come on up and then have to wait 10 minutes for her to open door. Her face looks like in her ads but the rest has been beaten up more than Apollo Creed's sparring partner. Spider bites on her legs, no ankles more like a cankle that was red and looked swollen. Titties, what titties, they were nipples on very loose skin along with saggy skin on her tummy. Not pretty at all. Got naked and laid on the bed, she did too but had to get up for a moment. Saw that ass and it looked like a manhole minus the cover! She peeked in to see if I was ready as she was smoking up, should of left then. BBBJ was good but that's about all. Smelly kitty and ass. Way overpriced as well. Then when I go to leave, truck is blocking me in. Have to get her, then she knocks on the door of the house in front and goes back inside, I begin banging on the door as I want to leave and take a shower. After about 10 minutes, they finally come out and leave. I agree about the awesome reviews about her and scratch my head going "huh?

[Absence]

I was early on the Yenifer train. She's been on the scene about 2 years. Must have come straight from Cuba, before that. No English. Not even trying to learn. Yes, she kinda looks like Bartolo Colon. Could be his sister. Whatever. She's shorter than I like. Pussy just a little too small for me. IDK. It's just harder to get it in with some chicks. Some kind of geometry / physics problem. I prefer natural hair to her wigs an extensions. On the other hand, she's got a nice donkey back there. Dancers legs. Sweet titties. Decent affection. Loves ass play. Gets nasty but on balance, has a reasonable preference for condoms. She's a winner.

Trish is fun. Does not have a perfect body but I like her big nose face. Reminds me of a Jewish girl I used to know. We all know her MO. She's an advertised smoker and she will basically do ANYTHING for the right deal. All your nasty fantasies come true. In the moment, she delivers a great attitude. On the other hand, all the other things are true. Major PITA. Won't answer the phone. She'll keep you hanging, leave you waiting, send you home unserviced. There is a lot to her appeal. She's literally blowing smoke in our faces (or the camera). So, there is the bad girl thing. She's got a joyous, modern, positive approach to sex; very much a porn star aesthetic. Finally, her self esteem is above average. Some people might rate this as GPS. They might be right but I'll take it. So damn unreliable though. You really have to pick your moments. I've had the most success with getting her on the phone. But you have to be able to read the tone in her voice. Know when to fold'them, etc.

I caught up with Nora this week. Same sweet Nora. Rough though. When I first saw her, I wanted to bail. We ended up having a nice time. Still, I might not see her again. In many ways, Nora is like Trish plus 15 years. Ghost of Christmas future.

Speaking of years, through the vine, I received an update on Nouri. She's been shipped upstate and is starting a 30 month vacation. One of the recent greats, in terms of fineness, fitness and willingness. It's a goddam shame but at least she's alive. Her new mug is looking fresh. Bright eyes.

This shit really is like PokMon, when you think about it.

[CheekyFella]

Looking to setup an appt with her. Any recs?

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/t...scorts/1946421

Thanks.

Those pics are way dated and she's not very nice.

[MiloMachete]

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So for about a few weeks to a month, I've tried getting things going with this one. The first couple points of contact it was a few messages, then she would disappear into thin air. The next time we were able to lock down a date and time at night, crickets after that. The next time she apologized due to people who kept extending her time with them and she take priority over hourly visits. So I'm not sure what the point in scheduling a time would be then in the first place. Then the next time she apologized and was willing to FaceTime before the visit before heading out to my place, however, she let me know someone extended her to 8 so she can see me at 9. At this point, I just said sure. After that, crickets again. She is insufferable to make plans with and does not seem to care about anyone's time. She is only doing outcalls and provides FaceTime before the visit. I believe is 300 hr. If anyone has any clue how to lock in plans with her, please let me know. It's been exhausting.

I didn't think this one was even real. Those photos didn't look legit to me. If anyone does have the ability to crack the coffee on this allegedly real strumpet, I'd be interested too.

[Enjoythis813]

I'll probably ruin this for a few of you, but I can't get over her looking like Bartolo Colon facially. It's a boner killer even though her videos look tremendous.

😂 hhahaha. You got a point. Never piqued my interest, maybe that's why LOL.

[Bbbjhunter69]

I'll probably ruin this for a few of you, but I can't get over her looking like Bartolo Colon facially. It's a boner killer even though her videos look tremendous.

Lmfao, bro!! I just spit out my coffee.

The 1st time, I was kinda taken back but those titties, top notch oral skills and loves to get pounded in the ass made me a fan.

[Kenny Omega]

Most likely saw her at different times which would further validate the verdict about her. She's not a bad person but the last visit she seemed so full of herself as I should have been lucky to see her. When in reality it was the other way around. I should have left because I wasn't very attracted to her at all in person due to the habit, hygiene, and arrogance that's gotten worse over the years which is likely due to a bunch of guys hyping her up in the forums. She talks up a big post online and thinks she's one of the best Tampa has to offer but don't fall for it, the service isn't good. Much better options out there even with slim pickings. Nothing against her at all. Just being honest.

Yeah, you hit it right on the head with the unwarranted hype about her. After seeing her in person last month, it definitely made me question recommendations from certain members on here that were saying she was a good pick. Before I saw her last month, she did the very same thing she did with others and asked me for money for an Uber ride back home. Mind you this was a day before our meeting. On the night of the meeting, she then asked me to buy her candy. I refused as I had already spent money on her Uber ride and now for the appointment. As soon as I walked through her door once I got to her location and saw her in person, I almost threw up in my mouth. Her body was absolutely revolting from saggy titties, manly upper body, extreme mummy tummy, etc. Luckily I parked in her mini driveway and made the excuse to park my car in the street so I didn't have to worry about backing up. Once I got in the car I immediately peeled off and blocked her on my phone. You honestly couldn't pay me to fuck her, let alone me paying to fuck her.

[SeaBoogers2016]

Hey all, is anyone else having issues with Listcrawler not rendering properly?

If I select the "List" (Brief) view it won't show any of the listings but if I select the "Gallery view it works.

I personally prefer the "List" view since it's easy to read through the posts.

I've tried several different browsers (Chrome, Edge, Opera) and none of them work properly.

[StpaMonger]

I'll probably ruin this for a few of you, but I can't get over her looking like Bartolo Colon facially. It's a boner killer even though her videos look tremendous.

Search the forum for Yenifer and you'll find a lot of info, but in short, eat your wheaties before seeing her. 😉.