Massage Parlor Reports

**Techdork** · 02-26-25 23:03

I saw a new sign but can't remember the name for the spa, down the street from Haggen. Hadn't been here in a while, last time I saw Summer who was written about here. This time I draw Nana, about 25 y / o hottie who just arrived a few days earlier. She opens the door, short white mini dress with no bra, ass cheeks hanging out and natural D nips popping. She greets me with a big hug, my hand goes from the small of her back to a full on ass cheek grab and she giggles and says lets go to the room. I'm like heck yeah! Well that's where it goes a little sideways. HF is now $70, and she doesn't have change. I tried the $$ upfront and she looked back like she didn't understand at all. Very little english, didn't get the idea, so I gave her 80, and got undressed as she left. Upon return, no 10 spot for change, and the back rub was through a towel for its entirety. I thought WTF, this is BS, after only a 15 min back rub though a towel, she says to flip, offers the HE sign, I give the boom-boom sign, and agree on $$. She is really beautiful with a killer body and decent face so I was looking forward to burying my face in her ass, but alas, none of that fun was to be had. CBJ for a bit, she likes her titties played with and sucked, then asked to fuck, no DATY or DATO was allowed, and started off with that "I love you" bs as I'm pounding away. I flip her over for doggy, finish in the bag and figured I shoulda just headed down to One or Shanghai. I laid back to catch my breath, she cleans me up and then proceeds to give me the best scalp and neck massage I've ever had. Seriously. Almost made the whole thing worth while. We traded numbers, she's already texted me to come back. Maybe I will, but I need to butter her up for DATY / O and get that established before I come back.

**Drjoey** · 02-11-25 15:46

Originally Posted by BimForFun [View Original Post]

Went there once, was absolutely the worst deep tissue massage I've ever had and a pretty lame HJ to finish. MT was late thirties and very chubby. Tried to squeeze one hour of massage strokes into 15 min, super fast and very unpleasant.

So I had to try Relax and my results are about the same. The worst massage and nothing seemed to be open to negotiation. I asked for BJ and received a blank stare and then told she doesn't do that! We have a number of new spas open in the area and I'm guessing I just haven't hit upon the right one. I did tip well and expected more. I will keep shopping.

**Techdork** · 02-10-25 13:25

Went there once, was absolutely the worst deep tissue massage I've ever had and a pretty lame HJ to finish. MT was late thirties and very chubby. Tried to squeeze one hour of massage strokes into 15 min, super fast and very unpleasant.

Originally Posted by Drjoey [View Original Post]

Anyone have experience with this one?

**Drjoey** · 01-22-25 16:56

Anyone have experience with this one?

**Peet0115** · 01-20-25 12:52

Originally Posted by Camper99 [View Original Post]

This is the place I go to the most. They actually give you a great massage, even deep tissue if you want it. I usually ask for Mandy, she's been there the longest.

Good for he and sometimes fia. They never haggle tip or discuss it. At least not with me anyway.

Thanks and I will let you all know of any new talent, or extra service.

**Camper99** · 01-18-25 13:29

Originally Posted by Peet0115 [View Original Post]

Anyone have experience here? Might be new.

This is the place I go to the most. They actually give you a great massage, even deep tissue if you want it. I usually ask for Mandy, she's been there the longest.

Good for he and sometimes fia. They never haggle tip or discuss it. At least not with me anyway.

**Peet0115** · 01-16-25 17:11

Anyone have experience here? Might be new.

**OldNan1** · 01-16-25 14:17

Originally Posted by OldNan1 [View Original Post]

Dropped by Blue Moon this morning and met Mimi. Probably mid-30's with a decent figure. Clean-shaved and nice big MM's.

Had a pretty good time with a BBBJ, FIV, with a doggy finish. She is a pleasant enough lady but has essentially zero English.

$200 all in for a decent FS meeting.

I wrote a review on RM and noted that this is probably the best place in the Skagit / Whatcom area but it isn't anywhere near an Everett Shanghai experience, just a lot more convenient, I'll repeat.

Sorry. I got the name wrong. It's on Sharon just off the Blvd.

**OldNan1** · 01-15-25 19:23

Dropped by Blue Moon this morning and met Mimi. Probably mid-30's with a decent figure. Clean-shaved and nice big MM's.

Had a pretty good time with a BBBJ, FIV, with a doggy finish. She is a pleasant enough lady but has essentially zero English.

$200 all in for a decent FS meeting.

I wrote a review on RM and noted that this is probably the best place in the Skagit / Whatcom area but it isn't anywhere near an Everett Shanghai experience, just a lot more convenient, I'll repeat.

**Camper99** · 01-11-25 21:54

Originally Posted by BimForFun [View Original Post]

New place across from the mall behind Taco Bell. House fee up to. 7 for hr, HE finish asked for $, countered for. 6, settled for. 8 . It's hard to negotiate when your cock and balls are getting squeezed. Chubby but attractive gal, will not repeat due to elevated prices compared to the competition.

There's like 8 places now in our area, at those prices they will not get very many customers. Too much competition.

**DickRk** · 01-11-25 15:19

Went back for a second round. (On) She is a chubster but keeps herself presentable. (Fairhaven) Good dts and bls with FIA. (Grey house) Russian was ok with big naturals and big gum drop nips. (Tucked behind a house a bit). Party hat on and cg standing mish and k9. (Red neon 813) Doesn't like the buthole being touched. $$ For everything.

**DickRk** · 01-11-25 15:11

Originally Posted by Nonono90 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info? Rubmaps reviews are all FS good reviews but they seem fake? Any good experiences here?

Been there a few times. First time was ok FS with a spinner new to the game.

Second time was with cici and she tongue punched, dts and FIA bbj. Then hat on cg, stand Mish, k9 with FIA to finish.

Third time was cici's friend can't remember name. And she performed same thing.

**UndeadHentai** · 01-11-25 11:38

Originally Posted by Nonono90 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info? Rubmaps reviews are all FS good reviews but they seem fake? Any good experiences here?

I've been there once, decent location, girl was cute more than HE on my particular visit she disinfected every thing and boom boom was no but a coverd mouth hug was alright, but your YMMV like all places. Speaking of anyone know where I can get rimmed like my ass is a bowl of rice to a starving pregnant asian?

**Nonono90** · 01-10-25 19:15

Anyone have any info? Rubmaps reviews are all FS good reviews but they seem fake? Any good experiences here?

**Techdork** · 01-08-25 15:14

New place across from the mall behind Taco Bell. House fee up to. 7 for hr, HE finish asked for $, countered for. 6, settled for. 8 . It's hard to negotiate when your cock and balls are getting squeezed. Chubby but attractive gal, will not repeat due to elevated prices compared to the competition.