Non-AMP Massage

**Firstimecaller** · 03-07-25 02:23

Holy shit lads. You want to talk about a real awful experience? We shall. First here's the current ad (https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...832273274.html).

Alright. Read the reviews and knew what to expect. Not fuckin much. She does all sorts of shit, I assume poorly, but my friend opted for a hair cut and massage. Friend told her he had an event and tried giving his typical haircut instructions. "Don't worry baby I got you. " She in fact did not. Atrocious haircut, spent far too long trying to work with her to make it even remotely functional.

Once done, he somehow came to the decision that he had to see what this woman thinks a body rub is. And it was exactly as terrible as the haircut. Repetitive motions for 30 min straight with intermittent scratches from her Thanos gauntlet of rings. On the flip she immediately covers the boys with a rag, despite the clear lack of interest she had instilled in Jimmy Johnson. Mind you, her words when exiting the room prior to the massage were "Don't be shy baby, I want you to get completely naked. " So she not only knows what she is doing by promoting her services and her body, but she seems to even encourage the idea during her rug pull.

In summary, don't trust this woman with any part of your body, unless you're a gluten for disappointment.

Fun facts:

- She plays a 12 year old Spanish CD that skips on every song during a haircut.

- She is somewhat attractive, but not even close to her already diminished appearance in photos.

- Her spa could be the perfect monger hideaway, discreet entrance, private spa that's kinda nice despite the hints of decay.

- She did seem playful (YMMM) and potentially could be an L1 for the right person / money, but that went out the window with the butchered haircut.

- Don't get your hopes up though, she knows what she's doing.

- If you want her to touch little Timmy, just get the manscaping And nothing else (no L1 reported upon research).

- She'll tell you that you can play with it (good luck getting hard, she doesn't even remotely tease).

**NaltManM** · 03-06-25 20:16

Rachel: https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...831955920.html.

Catalina: https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...832237874.html.

Marie: https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...831663142.html.

Deerfield beach mystery girl: https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...831780335.html.

Any good reviews? I saw some on rachel and catalina, but any updates would be appreciated.

**MasterOfNone9** · 03-06-25 15:52

This place looks super legit but just taking a shot and seeing if anyone knows differently. Feel free to dm. Willing to exchange information.

https://www.waxmecrazy.com/

**Flight57** · 02-26-25 12:06

Originally Posted by LazyBones [View Original Post]

New CL ad https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...829798072.html.

Mistery ad.

**LazyBones** · 02-26-25 09:51

New CL ad https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts...829798072.html.

**LazyBones** · 02-25-25 11:29

Ready. Go!

**FourSeasons2** · 02-22-25 10:01

Originally Posted by ButtKiller23 [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/7544235562

Says she's from your area. Can't search her name cause it's only 3 letters. Any intel fellas. Thanks for the help. Would love to see her if real.

Have not seen or heard any reviews on the local thread. Looks like TER indicates she has skills and is legit. Heavy cosmetic surg work done obviously.

TER review: https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...4235562-360503.

TRYST Link: https://tryst.link/massage/dulce-847.

Good luck.

**Butt Killer 23** · 02-21-25 18:26

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/7544235562

Says she's from your area. Can't search her name cause it's only 3 letters. Any intel fellas. Thanks for the help. Would love to see her if real.

**TheOG** · 02-13-25 17:18

Originally Posted by RubADubdub [View Original Post]

Hello Forum,

Longtime viewer, first time posting. Time for me to give back after all of the great info I've gathered over the last few years.

Recently had a home visit from Ana. The photos are not her, but she was attractive. Better than the photos in my opinion.

The massage was really good. And on the flips extras were offered. $ for happiness, and another $ for girls out. I opted to skip the girls out option. Pretty sure I'm not alone in that choice for that price point.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50345/

I doubt I will repeat. Better value out there for sure.

So 300 for basic L1? Wild.

**ToPricky** · 02-13-25 14:00

Originally Posted by Bonzo149 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she offers FS or L2? Idk if maybe anyone has different intel than what's posted.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...y-rubs/3128511

L1 only and limited on mutual touch.

**Rub A Dubdub** · 02-09-25 18:46

Hello Forum,

Longtime viewer, first time posting. Time for me to give back after all of the great info I've gathered over the last few years.

Recently had a home visit from Ana. The photos are not her, but she was attractive. Better than the photos in my opinion.

The massage was really good. And on the flips extras were offered. $ for happiness, and another $ for girls out. I opted to skip the girls out option. Pretty sure I'm not alone in that choice for that price point.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50345/

I doubt I will repeat. Better value out there for sure.

**SandyPants1** · 02-06-25 08:08

Originally Posted by Homelander2 [View Original Post]

Any intel on this one? Just pooped up on MF. Looks like extras may be had.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50381/

Crappy massage, giants tits, left happy.

Have no idea what else is on the menu.

**Homelander2** · 02-05-25 19:04

Any intel on this one? Just pooped up on MF. Looks like extras may be had.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50381/

**Johnnyg1** · 02-05-25 17:44

Originally Posted by Bonzo149 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she offers FS or L2? Idk if maybe anyone has different intel than what's posted.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...y-rubs/3128511

HJ. Nice girl.

**Bonzo149** · 02-05-25 15:16

Anyone know if she offers FS or L2? Idk if maybe anyone has different intel than what's posted.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...y-rubs/3128511