Massage Parlor Reports

[Karscfk]

Curious if anyone knows whether Mimi is still around NOVA. I first met her at an AMP at 5015 Lee Highway around 2011. She became my ATF, and I followed her to Best, to Blue (off Backlick), and to a place off Elden Road. Mimi introduced me to FS (she had to convince me). She would come to work early or stay late for me. I had her number for many years, but we lost touch during the pandemic. I thought she was a very sensual woman, and she really opened up what an AMP experience could be for me. Anybody know where Mimi might be? She had a small chest. Probably mid 50's now (though she always looked much younger than her age.

Moral of the story — when you connect with a provider, get their number (and don't lose it! Feel free to PM me or respond here.

[MrEnding]

I see she has specials on saturdays and sundays. Her hhr is a bargain. Does she expect a tip or is the HJ included with the price? I will tip regardless but don't want to overpay. Let me know if you guys have had any experience with her.

[RollinRockS]

Needed to satisfy an itch and was going to try the Latina girl with the Chinese handler in Fairfax # ending in 5133. But decided to reach out to Nicole. I don't know why, but I always feel good after walking out of an AMP and feel like having buyer remorse after FS joint. Anyway, texted Nicole and she said to come in me try "new girl, very good! Walked in and was greeted by Mindy or Mandy. She is in her mid to late 30's and her massage was excellent. I like strong massage so it was perfect! The end game was even better. I love it when providers don't rush and take time with the teasing and not rush to finish. Highly recommended and let's convince Nicole to keep her here for a while. Be nice to the ladies and it will reciprocate!

[TomPayne25]

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

I chuckle when I read reviews of her, even remember her ads from 2022, always in purple.

I guess I met her before she went nuts. She was literally my first adventure getting a massage and extras. I told her this and she was patient and thorough. She didn't try to upsell but didn't stop me from asking for extras. Being my first time, I didn't do FS, didn't know or think she'd do BJ or allow DATY. I sometimes think about going back except for the drive from Woodbridge. I doubt she'd remember me, but the idea of the nervous rookie then to more experienced today makes me smile.

[Silk3434]

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

[BubbleBoi402]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

[JohnnySalami]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

That's not surprising as that's the same location where Purple Hua works at who at times can be very paranoid.

[TheRabbit]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

That's not surprising as that's the same location where Purple Hua works at who at times can be very paranoid.

[NyHornet]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

This owner has always been super cautious and not wanting reviews of any of her locations. In my experience she always requests no talking or reviewing of her place (s).

[BubbleBoi402]

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.

For experienced monger, however, finding a good provider with mutual chemistry and attractiveness often proves difficult. I'm once and done 90% of the time.

[RubLover21]

I stopped going to AMP, because I always get bait and switched. (everywhere I go. I only go when I travel).

Guess that's just my luck. Wouldn't mind a pm.

Lawks, don't know what you're doing, but AMP reports here are pretty consistent. House 60 hhr /80 hr. Tip from under 100 (nude NoVa) to 140 (CFS).

[Misou]

I stopped going to AMP, because I always get bait and switched. (everywhere I go. I only go when I travel).

Guess that's just my luck. Wouldn't mind a pm.

[Metloaf]

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.

The keep it to yourself on the in depth details when you score a unicorn provider willing to give you the house and car in driveway treatment but only at the same price point of your sweet spot mentioned. If the increased numbers the reason, means any and every one walking in can get that treatment in coins add up. It's the curse of kiss and post too much sometimes, because most of these shops and providers know about the forum from pillow talkers or brownie point seekers.

But good assessment.

[CommandF]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.

[CommandF]

I visited Lara last month and there was no upcharge for me and my extras that were of similar offering and accepted She is friendly and sexy; solid massage skills and an upscale location. It's also a convenient location where you can easily spend time running errands or shopping (or getting a massage). She does seem to offer some specials depending which ad you see so I recommend checking out her different ads and then just text her and ask. Also, don't be shy and just tell her what you want or like to do; she might like it too.

Oh most definitely. Lara is a great option, especially since it is hard to find a quality black girl with an open menu and the set up just right. Seen her many a times but fizzled out since the chemistry was lacking. A fantastic option though and one that's far and few between closer to DC without having to outright enter that shit show of traffic / parking.