Massage Parlor Reports

**PuntaJaco43** · 02-23-25 12:32

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

I have a hard time believing that anyone could fuck Baby Hua. Last season The Purple Nation had a consistent line up of some of the prettiest young Chinese gals in all of Nova. BH did an incredible job providing a young and eager display of girls that I would consider total 8's. This went on for months, but things seem to have dried up with them, although Lisa, a very pretty gal still works out of Hartland Rd; she is pictured on yesterday's ad on Bedpages, the photo featured at the upper right-hand side is Lisa. She is a total 8 and just a darling.

Now given all this talent you would Fuck Baby Hua? RAW!

I wouldn't normally come after another member, I mean it's your dick so what ever you want to do is fine with me but months ago you ATTACKED one of my reviews. It was in the form of a Riddle that I wrote in response to other members request for information. I disguised the response as a riddle because of the delicate matter with BH.

You attacked the review suggesting, "frequenting the Purple Nation would be undesirable and no one would want to go there. " But you end up Fucking the least desirable girl there! OMG read what you wrote below.

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

All of that text just to steer him toward that dumpster fire who's been negatively reviewed 50 times on this site?! I remember the good ole days when this site was easier to use. Now you have to work for garbage. These posts should go in a new category called 'for those who want to solve a mystery before getting the pussy. '.

Just my opinion though. Maybe people love it.

Well, I have good news for you, I just saw your girlfriend and she was looking damn hot!

It's a small world so let me tell you what happened:

For you May Wellness fans, I am sure that you noticed the new spa two doors down from Nicole's Place. I tell you Nicole is pissed. I was there the other day with my darling Cindy, (Cindy is leaving Tuesday night for a week, FYI) after we finished spoke with Nicole for a while and I asked her about the place next door; did she know the owner? Her response was "Chinese people no like Chinese people" , LOL. Then I jokingly suggested that we head on over and get a couples massage; she was horrified and said, "no you go". So, I went.

Now as I was walking over to this new establishment, (I forgot the name) I was envisioning two young scantily clothed spinners greeting me at the door.. The door opens and I am greeted by BH herself, I did a double take as she is pulling me inside and pushing me down the hall all the while yelling for her girl to present herself. Now I have met BH on several occasions. One time as she was introducing her young charge to me; she wrapped her leg around mine and started grinding suggesting that I pick her. OMG I mean I have total respect for her business acumen but as an AMP worker she scores a 2 plus she can be very overbearing. I didn't stay but promised to return.

Anyhow she is there working along a younger woman if you want to re-kindle your romance.

PJ.

**Karscfk** · 02-23-25 12:21

Curious if anyone knows whether Mimi is still around NOVA. I first met her at an AMP at 5015 Lee Highway around 2011. She became my ATF, and I followed her to Best, to Blue (off Backlick), and to a place off Elden Road. Mimi introduced me to FS (she had to convince me). She would come to work early or stay late for me. I had her number for many years, but we lost touch during the pandemic. I thought she was a very sensual woman, and she really opened up what an AMP experience could be for me. Anybody know where Mimi might be? She had a small chest. Probably mid 50's now (though she always looked much younger than her age.

Moral of the story — when you connect with a provider, get their number (and don't lose it! Feel free to PM me or respond here.

**MrEnding** · 02-23-25 11:36

I see she has specials on saturdays and sundays. Her hhr is a bargain. Does she expect a tip or is the HJ included with the price? I will tip regardless but don't want to overpay. Let me know if you guys have had any experience with her.

**RollinRockS** · 02-22-25 20:17

Needed to satisfy an itch and was going to try the Latina girl with the Chinese handler in Fairfax # ending in 5133. But decided to reach out to Nicole. I don't know why, but I always feel good after walking out of an AMP and feel like having buyer remorse after FS joint. Anyway, texted Nicole and she said to come in me try "new girl, very good! Walked in and was greeted by Mindy or Mandy. She is in her mid to late 30's and her massage was excellent. I like strong massage so it was perfect! The end game was even better. I love it when providers don't rush and take time with the teasing and not rush to finish. Highly recommended and let's convince Nicole to keep her here for a while. Be nice to the ladies and it will reciprocate!

**TomPayne25** · 02-22-25 14:06

Originally Posted by Silk3434 [View Original Post]

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

I chuckle when I read reviews of her, even remember her ads from 2022, always in purple.

I guess I met her before she went nuts. She was literally my first adventure getting a massage and extras. I told her this and she was patient and thorough. She didn't try to upsell but didn't stop me from asking for extras. Being my first time, I didn't do FS, didn't know or think she'd do BJ or allow DATY. I sometimes think about going back except for the drive from Woodbridge. I doubt she'd remember me, but the idea of the nervous rookie then to more experienced today makes me smile.

**Silk3434** · 02-22-25 13:49

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

**BubbleBoi402-shill** · 02-22-25 13:11

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

**JohnnySalami** · 02-22-25 09:07

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

That's not surprising as that's the same location where Purple Hua works at who at times can be very paranoid.

**TheRabbit** · 02-22-25 07:40

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

That's not surprising as that's the same location where Purple Hua works at who at times can be very paranoid.

**NyHornet** · 02-21-25 23:50

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

This owner has always been super cautious and not wanting reviews of any of her locations. In my experience she always requests no talking or reviewing of her place (s).

**BubbleBoi402-shill** · 02-21-25 23:20

Originally Posted by CommandF [View Original Post]

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.

For experienced monger, however, finding a good provider with mutual chemistry and attractiveness often proves difficult. I'm once and done 90% of the time.

**RubLover21** · 02-21-25 21:14

Originally Posted by Misou [View Original Post]

I stopped going to AMP, because I always get bait and switched. (everywhere I go. I only go when I travel).

Guess that's just my luck. Wouldn't mind a pm.

Lawks, don't know what you're doing, but AMP reports here are pretty consistent. House 60 hhr /80 hr. Tip from under 100 (nude NoVa) to 140 (CFS).

**Misou** · 02-21-25 20:29

I stopped going to AMP, because I always get bait and switched. (everywhere I go. I only go when I travel).

Guess that's just my luck. Wouldn't mind a pm.

**Metloaf** · 02-21-25 19:58

Originally Posted by CommandF [View Original Post]

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.

The keep it to yourself on the in depth details when you score a unicorn provider willing to give you the house and car in driveway treatment but only at the same price point of your sweet spot mentioned. If the increased numbers the reason, means any and every one walking in can get that treatment in coins add up. It's the curse of kiss and post too much sometimes, because most of these shops and providers know about the forum from pillow talkers or brownie point seekers.

But good assessment.

**CommandF** · 02-21-25 18:22

Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402 [View Original Post]

The menu was limited during my visit. And they strongly advise mongers to leave this parlor out of discussion. Guess they are cautious.

Most shops tend to be and I don't blame them. Several busts last year due it being the ye'old curse of election season. FWIW, in all my years of mongering, the menu really opens up with repeats, a higher dono, and just being a chill person. Don't push anything if the answer is no of course and the onus is unfortunately on chemistry, repeat business as a regular but I'd say 75% of AMP girls WILL do BBFS for the right price.

$200 is a sweet spot I've tested out at a number of places but due to not wanting to blow my own relationships up, I will keep specific places out this advice. I even get BBFS Greek with several ladies. It's a higher dono of $300 on top of the house fee but for sub $400 anal with creampie? It can't be beat. Be a gentleman and if you do get lucky, keep it to yourself because most of the AMP bosses don't like the extent they're willing to go sometimes.