Massage Parlor Reports

[LowerBackPain]

The funniest thing I've heard all day, "Her response was "Chinese people no like Chinese people". I've never met Nicole, but when I look back at past experiences I have to say that the Korean ladies have a wonderful since of humor. Think Nicole / Jennifer over at MagicTouch and others. Easy to laugh and make you laugh. BH had quite a few girls that would get me through the door, but not a single table shower at either of the locations. The address I have for May Wellness is 10195 Main St Q, Fairfax, VA 22031, so a couple doors down would mean PurpleBaby location would be JoyLife Spa at 10195 Main St and anybody know if they have TS there or even a drop of water that isn't bottled? Play Safe.

I have a hard time believing that anyone could fuck Baby Hua. Last season The Purple Nation had a consistent line up of some of the prettiest young Chinese gals in all of Nova. BH did an incredible job providing a young and eager display of girls that I would consider total 8's. This went on for months, but things seem to have dried up with them, although Lisa, a very pretty gal still works out of Hartland Rd; she is pictured on yesterday's ad on Bedpages, the photo featured at the upper right-hand side is Lisa. She is a total 8 and just a darling.
For you May Wellness fans, I am sure that you noticed the new spa two doors down from Nicole's Place. I tell you Nicole is pissed. I was there the other day with my darling Cindy, (Cindy is leaving Tuesday night for a week, FYI) after we finished spoke with Nicole for a while and I asked her about the place next door; did she know the owner? Her response was "Chinese people no like Chinese people" , LOL. Then I jokingly suggested that we head on over and get a couples massage; she was horrified and said, "no you go". So, I went.
Now as I was walking over to this new establishment, (I forgot the name) I was envisioning two young scantily clothed spinners greeting me at the door.. The door opens and I am greeted by BH herself, I did a double take as she is pulling me inside and pushing me down the hall all the while yelling for her girl to present herself. Now I have met BH on several occasions. One time as she was introducing her young charge to me; she wrapped her leg around mine and started grinding suggesting that I pick her. OMG I mean I have total respect for her business acumen but as an AMP worker she scores a 2 plus she can be very overbearing. I didn't stay but promised to return. Anyhow she is there working along a younger woman if you want to re-kindle your romance. PJ.

[JohnnySalami]

I know you were waiting and dying to get back at my for getting your feelings hurt over pumping out riddles instead of reviews. But the fact is that I got your beloved BH raw when she first got reviewed on the oTHEr site many many years ago and back before she stopped caring about her hygiene. I got her raw once or twice again after that. I saw her off and on over a couple years or so. In the years follow that, many bad reviews began to pour in about her bad hygiene among other things. I visited her new girl at her new spot after it opened at new location down the street from Javier. That was the final time that included the story I mentioned previously. Anyway looks like you stopped talking in riddles, so I guess that's a good thing for the rest of the forum and I'm sure your BooBoo (BH) appreciates you coming to her rescue, as you did make it clear you like to be on her good side. Doubt me if you want, be jealous or whatever it is but I'm not the only one who nailed her raw and definitely not the only one had issues with inconsistencies with her. You can PM me directly if you want so as not to clutter up the board with beef.

I have a hard time believing that anyone could fuck Baby Hua. Last season The Purple Nation had a consistent line up of some of the prettiest young Chinese gals in all of Nova. BH did an incredible job providing a young and eager display of girls that I would consider total 8's. This went on for months, but things seem to have dried up with them, although Lisa, a very pretty gal still works out of Hartland Rd; she is pictured on yesterday's ad on Bedpages, the photo featured at the upper right-hand side is Lisa. She is a total 8 and just a darling.

Now given all this talent you would Fuck Baby Hua? RAW!

I wouldn't normally come after another member, I mean it's your dick so what ever you want to do is fine with me but months ago you ATTACKED one of my reviews. It was in the form of a Riddle that I wrote in response to other members request for information. I disguised the response as a riddle because of the delicate matter with BH.

You attacked the review suggesting, "frequenting the Purple Nation would be undesirable and no one would want to go there. " But you end up Fucking the least desirable girl there! OMG read what you wrote below.

Well, I have good news for you, I just saw your girlfriend and she was looking damn hot!

It's a small world so let me tell you what happened:

For you May Wellness fans, I am sure that you noticed the new spa two doors down from Nicole's Place. I tell you Nicole is pissed. I was there the other day with my darling Cindy, (Cindy is leaving Tuesday night for a week, FYI) after we finished spoke with Nicole for a while and I asked her about the place next door; did she know the owner? Her response was "Chinese people no like Chinese people" , LOL. Then I jokingly suggested that we head on over and get a couples massage; she was horrified and said, "no you go". So, I went.

Now as I was walking over to this new establishment, (I forgot the name) I was envisioning two young scantily clothed spinners greeting me at the door.. The door opens and I am greeted by BH herself, I did a double take as she is pulling me inside and pushing me down the hall all the while yelling for her girl to present herself. Now I have met BH on several occasions. One time as she was introducing her young charge to me; she wrapped her leg around mine and started grinding suggesting that I pick her. OMG I mean I have total respect for her business acumen but as an AMP worker she scores a 2 plus she can be very overbearing. I didn't stay but promised to return.

Anyhow she is there working along a younger woman if you want to re-kindle your romance.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

LOL! Your writing style sometimes. Don't ever change!

TBH, surprised you didn't know BH had opened another site there. It was talked about quite a bit on the forum here, but I get it we don't all see / read every post.

Lou.

Guess I missed it, Thanks Lou, although you know she had another location on Main street just down the street by the Highschool. If you remember her ad this summer with photos of Bibi and Lisa frolicking in the parking lot in front of the school. Not a wise move.

Anyhow with all the silence surrounding The Purple Nation and BH, I never got around to posting about her girls and I have a lot of material but its moot now except for Lisa. Lisa is still there which is a surprise given that all the gals rotated out after 3 weeks but Lisa has stayed around. If you go to Bedpages, Sunday's Body rub section you will see a photo of the girls; she is the 3rd and 4th one to the right. Very pretty gal with a great figure albeit a somewhat scrawny set of hips but not detracting. Her kitty is natural with long wavy curls and she loves DATY although I will say that I struggled as my tongue would get tangled in her wavy curls. She has a pretty open menu if she likes you. Her English is not good but she is fast with her translator and we never missed a beat. She is shy at first but depending on what you bring to the table she opens up. I have not seen her in three months but I visited her on three occasions and we were off and running from day one. I would text BH and ask for a photo of Lisa and location and don't get switched. Especially not to BH.

PJ.

[Telcova]

Needed to satisfy an itch and was going to try the Latina girl with the Chinese handler in Fairfax # ending in 5133. But decided to reach out to Nicole. I don't know why, but I always feel good after walking out of an AMP and feel like having buyer remorse after FS joint. Anyway, texted Nicole and she said to come in me try "new girl, very good! Walked in and was greeted by Mindy or Mandy. She is in her mid to late 30's and her massage was excellent. I like strong massage so it was perfect! The end game was even better. I love it when providers don't rush and take time with the teasing and not rush to finish. Highly recommended and let's convince Nicole to keep her here for a while. Be nice to the ladies and it will reciprocate!

+1000 on the massage skills of Mandy.

[Barlon]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-63650.html

Short details.

Location: Fairfax.

Rate for my session: 100 for an hour, 50 for extras.

Services: Massage- HJ.

Massage quality: Average.

Face: 6/10.

Body: 8/10.

Attitude: laidback and quiet.

Would I repeat? Yes.

Long details:

Texted Jessy to see if she was available and said yes but also told me there was a valentine day's special still going on for the month for a Benjamin. Parking at the location wasn't a hassle and it was a brick office building. Jessy opened the door and looked like her photos, early to mid 40 year old Latina. To my surprise she was nicely shaped with a shirt and jeans. You could see how big her ass is in those jeans, lovely sight. She also doesn't speak much English, luckily I do so she was a bit at ease and a bit more open. The room was mid sizes and had a massage table with a couch and table with her gear. The table was nice and clean as I laid down on it. Jessy's massage skills were average to me but it wasn't rushed, more so she took her time with it. She would get oil and apply so decent pressure to me and made sure every part was touched. Usually most masseuses go upper back and then lower back and flip but Jessy would do that but would repeat the cycle with no flip. I did enjoy that she was taking her time with the massage but it came to a point where I wanted it to be over so the main event could start. Finally she tells me to flip and with a nice smile ask if I wanted anything more. I said for a HE and she quoted me 50 more. She grabs the oil and gives me a nice slow strokes with some ball rub. I told her to take her top off and she did. She revealed some nice natural b cups and also lowered her pants halfway to see her thong and ass out. I'm a boob guy but I'm still thinking of her ass in those jeans. I was sucking a licking her boobs while playing with her ass and came afterwards. While cleaning up she told me next time she will give me proper wax on the boys and for me to give her a massage. She gave me a hug and we said are goodbyes. I had a great time with her and will comeback to see if the menu opens up a bit more. Treat the ladies right and stay safe out there yall.

[EDog65]

Stopped by an hour before closing time and drew Kiki as my masseuse. Forgot they don't have showers at 678, only at Ocean. Kiki was upbeat and spunky in her short Jean shorts and white tank top. Hair was up in a bun, which came in handy later as she rocked mt world with her BBBJ skills. She really gets into it and made the session much better than I was expecting. The massage was pretty good to start things off and the FS session was passionate. Will repeat with Kiki when in town again.

[Proflou2019]

Well, I have good news for you, I just saw your girlfriend and she was looking damn hot!
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PJ.

LOL! Your writing style sometimes. Don't ever change!

TBH, surprised you didn't know BH had opened another site there. It was talked about quite a bit on the forum here, but I get it we don't all see / read every post.

Lou.

[PuntaJaco43]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

I have a hard time believing that anyone could fuck Baby Hua. Last season The Purple Nation had a consistent line up of some of the prettiest young Chinese gals in all of Nova. BH did an incredible job providing a young and eager display of girls that I would consider total 8's. This went on for months, but things seem to have dried up with them, although Lisa, a very pretty gal still works out of Hartland Rd; she is pictured on yesterday's ad on Bedpages, the photo featured at the upper right-hand side is Lisa. She is a total 8 and just a darling.

Now given all this talent you would Fuck Baby Hua? RAW!

I wouldn't normally come after another member, I mean it's your dick so what ever you want to do is fine with me but months ago you ATTACKED one of my reviews. It was in the form of a Riddle that I wrote in response to other members request for information. I disguised the response as a riddle because of the delicate matter with BH.

You attacked the review suggesting, "frequenting the Purple Nation would be undesirable and no one would want to go there. " But you end up Fucking the least desirable girl there! OMG read what you wrote below.

All of that text just to steer him toward that dumpster fire who's been negatively reviewed 50 times on this site?! I remember the good ole days when this site was easier to use. Now you have to work for garbage. These posts should go in a new category called 'for those who want to solve a mystery before getting the pussy. '.

Just my opinion though. Maybe people love it.

Well, I have good news for you, I just saw your girlfriend and she was looking damn hot!

It's a small world so let me tell you what happened:

For you May Wellness fans, I am sure that you noticed the new spa two doors down from Nicole's Place. I tell you Nicole is pissed. I was there the other day with my darling Cindy, (Cindy is leaving Tuesday night for a week, FYI) after we finished spoke with Nicole for a while and I asked her about the place next door; did she know the owner? Her response was "Chinese people no like Chinese people" , LOL. Then I jokingly suggested that we head on over and get a couples massage; she was horrified and said, "no you go". So, I went.

Now as I was walking over to this new establishment, (I forgot the name) I was envisioning two young scantily clothed spinners greeting me at the door.. The door opens and I am greeted by BH herself, I did a double take as she is pulling me inside and pushing me down the hall all the while yelling for her girl to present herself. Now I have met BH on several occasions. One time as she was introducing her young charge to me; she wrapped her leg around mine and started grinding suggesting that I pick her. OMG I mean I have total respect for her business acumen but as an AMP worker she scores a 2 plus she can be very overbearing. I didn't stay but promised to return.

Anyhow she is there working along a younger woman if you want to re-kindle your romance.

PJ.

[Karscfk]

Curious if anyone knows whether Mimi is still around NOVA. I first met her at an AMP at 5015 Lee Highway around 2011. She became my ATF, and I followed her to Best, to Blue (off Backlick), and to a place off Elden Road. Mimi introduced me to FS (she had to convince me). She would come to work early or stay late for me. I had her number for many years, but we lost touch during the pandemic. I thought she was a very sensual woman, and she really opened up what an AMP experience could be for me. Anybody know where Mimi might be? She had a small chest. Probably mid 50's now (though she always looked much younger than her age.

Moral of the story — when you connect with a provider, get their number (and don't lose it! Feel free to PM me or respond here.

[MrEnding]

I see she has specials on saturdays and sundays. Her hhr is a bargain. Does she expect a tip or is the HJ included with the price? I will tip regardless but don't want to overpay. Let me know if you guys have had any experience with her.

[RollinRockS]

Needed to satisfy an itch and was going to try the Latina girl with the Chinese handler in Fairfax # ending in 5133. But decided to reach out to Nicole. I don't know why, but I always feel good after walking out of an AMP and feel like having buyer remorse after FS joint. Anyway, texted Nicole and she said to come in me try "new girl, very good! Walked in and was greeted by Mindy or Mandy. She is in her mid to late 30's and her massage was excellent. I like strong massage so it was perfect! The end game was even better. I love it when providers don't rush and take time with the teasing and not rush to finish. Highly recommended and let's convince Nicole to keep her here for a while. Be nice to the ladies and it will reciprocate!

[TomPayne25]

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

I chuckle when I read reviews of her, even remember her ads from 2022, always in purple.

I guess I met her before she went nuts. She was literally my first adventure getting a massage and extras. I told her this and she was patient and thorough. She didn't try to upsell but didn't stop me from asking for extras. Being my first time, I didn't do FS, didn't know or think she'd do BJ or allow DATY. I sometimes think about going back except for the drive from Woodbridge. I doubt she'd remember me, but the idea of the nervous rookie then to more experienced today makes me smile.

[Silk3434]

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

More for the rest of us. If you get her when she is really on and digging you you can have that crazy metal girl mind blowing sex without having to wake up next to the bipolar girl tomorrow. Straight out soul sucking and ball draining sexy time. But again you can walk into her acting shit show crazy and will be a horrible time regretting and never wanting to visit her again.

I guess for me having the first one is worth more.

[BubbleBoi402]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

She's clearly mental. Ok I won't be back.

[JohnnySalami]

I stopped seeing her a while back because her service was inconsistent. I went from ramming her raw to her saying she'd never don't that with anyone and back to raw the next time. Then she started accusing me of being LEO. Also text me once when she had a new girl and told me to come. When I got there she told me the new girl will do anything and everything. New girl said hand only and Hua got pissed and said I was a liar for saying she told me the new girl would do whatever. On the way out Hua says come back and next time she'll make it up to me. No thanks.

That's not surprising as that's the same location where Purple Hua works at who at times can be very paranoid.