Massage Parlor Reports

[TonguenGroove]

Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.

If you are taking a road trip to Georgia. May as well keep driving down to The sunshine state. Benn here a few weeks an sampled Spas from St Aguestine to Daytona.

Orlando now in Tampa. I will say the best is Orlando an the Tampa area. Younger and everyone is FS. Always hit the Palace in Palm Harbor never had a bad session there an never rushed.

Also has a table Shower. Everyone stay safe TG out.

[SlamT]

Thanks Kirby! And you should very definitely take a roadie south of the Mason Dixie; umm, mamma mia!

Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.

[Icfts]

You / mlnnqueen but she hasn't posted anything in over a year. I doubt she still uses the account. She used to post in are / CincinnatiOhioGirls.

Great looking with decent massage, medicore BBBJ but YMMV.

[UpLate]

I have searched on Reddit for anywhere local girls advertise. Can't find anything.

You / mlnnqueen but she hasn't posted anything in over a year. I doubt she still uses the account. She used to post in are / CincinnatiOhioGirls.

[Bdirect]

Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT

promote Goodwill to president of L3 Inc. and he should hire slamT and cEddy as Regional Mgrs for Asian Affairs R&D Dept.

[KirbyYork]

Sounds like I need to make a road trip to Georgia from what I've been reading. You give really good reviews. It's been a long time since I've went South except for a vacation, but maybe I need to venture there to experience the things you were writing about. I appreciate that you share your experiences.

Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT

[SlamT]

Goodwill,

Sorry to be late reading and responding. Life sometimes gets in the way. As always, you're a beacon of insight and never fail to make me smile!

Based on your expert C-level feedback, and what CrazyEddy and several other reliables, I'll be forced to pass on April. If I do visit Sakura, I'll be certain to try interim MMS Mandy or talented newcomer Liya. But that might have to wait. I'm making another trip to Georgia in the week ahead and will almost certainly sample another one of the Peach State's Oriental whorehouses. Just posted my latest review of same from most recent visit (if interested, see Georgia-> Northwest GA-> Massage Parlors).

Sincerely,
The (Dis)honorable SlamT

The honorable SlamT, I wish I had better news, but I'm inclined to share EmptyP's view. April is all about "hurry up and finish. ". I think it's a corporate culture thing, and April missed the memo.

As Crazy Eddy reminded us, these girls are primarily here for the money. No matter how good you may feel when they say things like, "you're so handsome, you're number 1, I love your cock, or even I love you", nobody should be disillusioned into thinking that any of this fantasy is real. I'm not saying none of its partially genuine, but They get paid to make you feel good both physically, and emotionally. Some girls are just better at it than others. I say all that just to say April is no exception. She's all about the money to the extreme, and not really "Sakura corporate culture" type. Here's what I mean:

Gents think back the the Sakura all star lineup of Spring / Summer 2023. Mimi, Linda, Nancy, Abby, Angela. Whether it was a Half HR or an HR, they all took their time and made you feel like a rock star. Linda would turn doggy style and take it like a champ for 40 minutes if need be, cum 3 times over and love it. Abby would grab you by your ears during DATY and pull your entire head into her vagina, moan and love it. Nancy would ride you cowgirl until the cows literally came home and she got her O, and Angela would lick her own white cream off your swollen cock and laugh. And if you were banging away and still couldn't finish, Mimi would always send in a relief pitcher to have one girl ride your face while the other ride your cock. Then have every body switch while Mimi stay in the chair and watched! And if time still left over, they'd cuddle up and GFE for a while. Shoot, Even last Summer 2024 with beautiful little Anna and vivacious Candy, or the recent Mandy and XiXi, same thing. Even Mandy who's running the show now does a great job at making sure you have a great time and get what you came for. Mandy is great and follows Mimi's business philosophy. In a word, "great attitude. ".

But for some reason April, who's beautiful and she knows it (GPS syndrome), doesn't seem to fit the Sakura "attitude" mold. I'm not saying she's not good, but rather she didn't get the memo. Her attitude is off. She forgets this is a reciprocal relationship. If she could change her attitude and at least pretend she's interested, she and all of us would have a better time.

LOL, I feel like this is a corporate Wall Street Journal review. SlamT, I'll be in my office or the Design Thinking Innovation Lab if you want to talk further.

Sincerely, Goodwill, Vice President of Customer Relations and Orgasmic Affairs.

[CrazyEddy]

Haven't been good in a very long time. You're right! Attempted to visit several times last summer, turned around and left both times. Mimi from Drew Carey was there both times I swear!

I vacationed last summer in Myrtle and was forced to use Hotel Asians there. It was a little better but not much. I did stay and had a decent time only out of necessity. I looked all over for a good time while there and nothing worked out except for that.

The price is what is quoted, no extra. I would rate her 3 in my book. The smell of the place was horrible. Do you remember the girl from the Drew Carey show? Mimi? That's how thick the make up was. They told me there were 2 girls there. But when I arrived only one. So there maybe a better one. About a year ago the girls were 6 out 10 but its keeps going downhill. I have texted several of the handlers and told them to bring better talent and I would tell everyone about them. I told them chubby smelly fat old Asian chicks don't work for us here in Cincinnati. We want hot Asian young girls like some of the AMP here. Its easy you want to make money bring better talent.

[LivingItWild]

I have been by there many times and never noticed. So, it had to be checked out.

Texted for price and hours. Prompt response and also told that appointment was needed. Requested a time for 60 minutes and was told OK. Showed up and met CiCi (sp? English is good and easy to communicate with.

Started with a great massage, great pressure and nonstop movement. CiCi was not afraid to tease early and often, which I like a lot. I appreciate a slow build up and Cici did a great job. The build up was good enough that shortly after the flip, I shot myself in the neck! LOL! Finished the hour with relaxing lower leg and feet massage.

Currently only CiCi working there for now, which is why appointments are needed. I appreciate that as it prevents interruptions. Glad to have another option for good massage with good L1 available.

Is this Woodlawn place still open? Does it have a name?

[Clermont]

Can you tell me where on reddit has she been advertising?

I have searched on Reddit for anywhere local girls advertise. Can't find anything.

[JustLookingZZZ]

Sakura, Liya great time.

Did my periodic rounds to Sakura recently and had the great pleasure of being with Liya. I walked in and all three of them were there, not busy at this time. Three beauties! OMG, Mandy, Summer, and Liya. Each one said hello, and Mandy even offered me a water at the start! First time that's ever happened.

Anyway, I was offered Liya, who is a beauty, gracious, and lots of fun.

Opted for the half hour. Actually got a decent massage, back legs and feet in 10 minutes. At that point I was ready to roll. I laid her on her back and stood while I pumped her. We switched to doggy position while I cupped her breasts. She leaned back and was grabbing the back of my head while I kissed her neck. Would have made a great soft porn film, LOL. Nice climax, hot towel, and a short cuddle afterwards. She helped me get dressed and even put my shoes on. Bottle of water and out the door. Highly recommend Liya.

[IronBalls1]

I'd like to know as well. She has been advertising on reddit.

Can you tell me where on reddit has she been advertising?

[RichieJr]

The price is what is quoted, no extra. I would rate her 3 in my book. The smell of the place was horrible. Do you remember the girl from the Drew Carey show? Mimi? That's how thick the make up was. They told me there were 2 girls there. But when I arrived only one. So there maybe a better one. About a year ago the girls were 6 out 10 but its keeps going downhill. I have texted several of the handlers and told them to bring better talent and I would tell everyone about them. I told them chubby smelly fat old Asian chicks don't work for us here in Cincinnati. We want hot Asian young girls like some of the AMP here. Its easy you want to make money bring better talent.

I've almost pulled the trigger on this several times. Is there a tip expected as well as the quoted rate? If so no thanks. From 1 to 10 how was the recent make-up monster looking?

[CintiSuburbs]

Hit the chicken joint in Amelia on Sunday, much to my surprise they were closed. Sign was turned off and door was locked. Sign says they opened at 9:30 and I was there around 11:30. Tried to get on here and see if there were any recent reports of a raid or something but my browser wasn't working on my phone. So I decided to relocate to a sure thing rather than bounce around Amelia stops.

The next closest area was Loveland so I headed to Sunflower. Was greeted by a short and cute 30 ish masseuse. I was pressed for time after wasting an hour in driving around so I opted for a HHR. I had three twenties in my pocket ready to go, when I pulled them out, one separated and fell back in my pocket. She caught it immediately and asked for more money, I found it in my pocket, realized she was right and happily handed her the rest. It was an honest mistake, and it was dark in the room, but I'm not sure if she thought it was intentional or not. Given what unfolded later, I believe it to be a possibility.

She gave a great massage, but no teasing. This doesn't bother me, except when there's no teasing or roaming I often am not standing at attention on the flip. This was the case today. I flipped over and was maybe a little chubbed up but not erect. She went right into a massage of the big head and arms and then after about 10 minutes said "ok all done. " I was visibly a little confused and I asked "really? All done?

She replied "yes, half hour is over. " At this point I assume she is implying that I need to pay for an hour to get any extras. She has given me nothing else to go on. So I ask if I can pay for more time. Credit to her, she said I could just pay her 20 more bucks for another hhr. I appreciated that and happily gave her another 20 and walked back to the table to lay face up. She stops me and tells me to go back to face down. From there she basically just repeats the entire process. New oil, new wipe down, new flip. A complete repeat of the first hhr. While I was face down I decided to make it clear why I was visiting, and I gently grabbed her ass as opposed to simply grazing it like I normally do. She didn't move my hand away but also didn't really start up with any teasing. At the time this wasn't much of a red flag. I've had great finishes that came with no teasing up front. But again, when it was time to flip, I wasn't terribly excited yet, and she just went right to a massage of my head and arms and told me I was done after 10 min. It was literally the same hhr massage as the previous one. I started to sense this was going to be the case, so when she said time was up I just got up and left. I don't know if she was bothered by me accidentally shorting her, or if she thought I was a cop, or what. Whatever it was, she had her reasons so I didn't make a scene. Just went home and cranked it.

Very disappointing day after stopping at two locations I've always known to be foolproof. Can't win 'them all.

Had a Friday afternoon visit to sunflower. Probably had the same provider as Kyle. Short, somewhat cute 30-ish provider. I always take the hour and did so today. The massage, frankly, was great, really enjoyed the work on the backside. We flipped. Did the forehead and scalp. Arms and hands. After about 50 minutes I got an abrupt "Baby you finished". I thought, No Way. She left the room and I just stayed there, face up. She said "all finished" and giggled. I motioned for a little bit more and she implied there was no chance. Never had that at Sunflower before.

I dressed and left. Interesting, no offer for a bottle of water. That was different.

Be safe fellas.

[TannerMk]

OMG Chester Rd Asians. I have been there 10 times and at first the girls were 6 out 10 . I have walked out more than I have stayed. I was there yesterday. I was to have 2 girls who were supposedly young and hot. Showed up and granted younger than most lately but thinking she was in her 40's. 3 pounds of makeup and smelled like rotton tuna fish in there. Only one girl and I ran as fast as I could out of there. The last 5 times I left. I don't know why I even try. Waste of time. But I am done with them. Nasty Nasty girls out there. The only good thing is its private. But that's not enough to stay. Still puking in mouth thinking of that smell!

I've almost pulled the trigger on this several times. Is there a tip expected as well as the quoted rate? If so no thanks. From 1 to 10 how was the recent make-up monster looking?