Massage Parlor Reports

[Hooker Upper]

I'm thinking about trying Orange just because it seems they are the only place that consistently has Latinas. It would be nice to have something different from the typical Asian routine. Am I fooling myself thinking this? I've seen differing opinions here.

[Nowhere500]

Went to Sunkiss last night for the first time and drew a new girl, decent English I think her name was Suzie or Cindy. I left the towel off, she came in and put it on have a decent massage, gave all the usual subtle hints and nothing. So before she went to the door I asked about a finish and she got offended, opened the door, and started talking loudly about how they don't do that here and this is not that kind of place and then asked if anyone else here has provided that to me before. Wow.

You drew the wrong MT. But it's generally a legit place. A couple of the providers will provide L1, or at least DIY and help you along.

[CubsFan123]

My go to spot for a great massage and L1 has been Sunkiss. To be honest I haven't found anywhere else that can compete when it comes to the quality of massage. Was wondering if anyone came across any other gems with a great deep tissue massage provider in Chicago (or near it).

Princess Thai has been ok but definitely hit or miss.

I feel like all the places are focused on the finish and the massages have been pretty below average.

Went to Sunkiss last night for the first time and drew a new girl, decent English I think her name was Suzie or Cindy. I left the towel off, she came in and put it on have a decent massage, gave all the usual subtle hints and nothing. So before she went to the door I asked about a finish and she got offended, opened the door, and started talking loudly about how they don't do that here and this is not that kind of place and then asked if anyone else here has provided that to me before. Wow.

[WBurton]

Does anyone know this girl my friend told me she comes to work in Chicago once or twice a year?

Said she is like $500 an hour but worth every Penny. But anyone got any intel on her? Would love love love to see her.

[Ztar7]

I was just astonished at such a forthcoming first post. I didn't intend to seem rude, I really just thought it was an interesting and funny post.

My apologies if you took offense to it or if it made you feel alienated.

Thanks for the tip on the sandwich and don't sweat it on the comments. Some times a connection is made and the girls enjoy themselves, some times they're great actors. Apart from that thanks for the review and the tip about the tattoo. Doesn't matter how often you're visiting just please remember to add details as it helps others, which is the point of this board.

[Mitsom]

Was in the mood so went to unwind in chinatown. Granny answered saying they were busy and I was happy to move on. Figured I'd hit moon around the corner. Basically I sort of thought I was walking into moon but it was actually Oriental Luxury right next to it on the corner. Right away I knew it wasn't the right spot but I figured I'd try it out.

I can report that it's 100% legit. Landed Helen who was somewhat cute and build solid. Very sweet. Actually had a little convo with her. Gave me one of the top massages I've ever had. Grazed the jewels once (just barely) and I told her she can do more of that. She very politely informed me that if I wanted that I could go to Moon or Unwind LOL. We both laughed. She knows what's up. Massage was so amazing though that I really didn't care and just enjoyed it. When she was done I told her I wanted another hour and did just that. I think I fell asleep at some point. Tipped her $50. Two hours of massage was $140.

So as far as I can tell 100% legit. A guy even answered the door and Helen wore a sort of massage uniform. But if you're looking for an amazing legit massage Helen is one. I will be returning often.

[JonJon5456]

Last night was a bit crazy for me. I made a booking at BP for Nicole after seeing some good intel. I get there and they tried a switch bait. I didn't believe it was her and asked her to show me her WeChat since I knew Nicole's screen name and she tells me she don't have WeChat. LOL. So I told her I did not want her, I want Nicole. She is trying to undress me, gets my pants down, while I'm trying to use Google translator. She is telling me she is good, but I really was not into her. I'm just standing in the middle of the room now with my pants down as she trying to blow me saying she is good. I kept saying no, I want Nicole while she is jr now in her mouth. I just pulled away and got dressed while she is arguing. At this point I'm really not in to her, so I left. BP MMS says I can have a discount when I return.

Sitting in my car I decided to head to Orange since it's 10 minutes away and it's already midnight. I get there and end up with the new girl that arrived yesterday. I'm going to attach a Pic so you guys know what she really looks like. The Orange website isn't even a filtered Pic. The IG of her is her, but I can't explain why they used that filter on her face. It's her body, she does have that tat and the swan necklace on when I saw her.

Her actual looks I give a 6. 5. But her performance was a 9. She's a very happy girl. She is maybe 5'2" and no more than 100 lbs. I easily picked her up for a standing position. She says she Chinese and Korean. She likes to kiss a lot too. Awesome BBBJ, shaved kitty, natural C. Did multiple positions, she can handle larger jr with no issue and can take a pounding.

[SpaGuy21]

That's quite a jump there, because she hasn't been around the few times you've inquired she must be sick or issues with management.

Sounds like you were talking to Kelly LOL.

What is most likely is that Emily is the most popular girl working there and the other women probably get sick (figuratively) of answering calls and taking appointments for her. If they can sway any spillover their way they are most likely going to take advantage. They're there to make money. Clients, all us guys, are dollar signs for them. Simple as that.

And the sick or management, bad blood thing is quite the assumption.

That's not to discount the fact she's taking raw dicks and creampies all day. But that that's what everyone's signing up for when you visit with her. Talk about community! Hahaha.

[Fit312]

Yeah I want to like this spa so bad but the standing water is a no go for me

A lot of girls move between Archer and Blue Island, so the latter is an option even if the parking isn't as easy. There must have been another rotation on the 20th since I just ran into Amy with the arm tat after seeing Mamasan Mia at BI. I didn't see the standing water when I was there a week ago, but I hated that about Ruyuan Spa on State.

but they once in awhile will have a real gem there.

The other Annie who was there in January was fantastic as was Susu at Orange.

[WBurton]

I actually just got back from seeing her. But yeah, I like to be sure the one I'm aiming for is actually there. This time I just took a chance and went in, because I really needed a session. For the record, she is there every day of the week, all day, except for Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I'm definitely going to see her again. Highly recommend. And side note, she has the softest, smoothest skin I have ever felt.

Glad to see someone saw her when I tired over the last 3 weeks to schedule with her got she is off on days she normally works Thursday / Fridays.

She is great at what she does and glad you seen her but not going to lie never been sprayed down like that before after a bare session for precaution by the therapist just kinda spooked me out.

[ChicagoSlave]

Sounds like you were talking to Kelly LOL. But she said "they (Emily)" is working so why didn't you just make an appointment?

I actually just got back from seeing her. But yeah, I like to be sure the one I'm aiming for is actually there. This time I just took a chance and went in, because I really needed a session. For the record, she is there every day of the week, all day, except for Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I'm definitely going to see her again. Highly recommend. And side note, she has the softest, smoothest skin I have ever felt.

[Moss734]

Something is going on with her either sick or having issues with Spa owner. She has been off a lot lately so my logical guess from my last visit with her is that she might be sick she sprayed me like Rambo at the police station after our session and just said that should help. I said help with what and she smiled. I posted it a few weeks ago but unless someone has seen her lately I would say something is up with here.

That's quite a jump there, because she hasn't been around the few times you've inquired she must be sick or issues with management. I've seen many of the girls routine to spray everything before and after. Maybe she just wanted a break? Or she is there just not when you popped in.

[WalkingHard]

Her: Hello, how may I help you?

Me: Hi, can you tell me when Emily works?

Her: Yeah. (Silence).

Me: Yes, I was hoping to find out when Emily works?

Her: They are working. What time?

Me: No, I was looking to find out when Emily is working so I could come see her.

Her: Okay, bye-bye. (Click).

LOL. Anybody know?

Sounds like you were talking to Kelly LOL. But she said "they (Emily)" is working so why didn't you just make an appointment?

[WBurton]

Had a similar issue with her, but just in doggy. Not sure when these girls rotate, but I saw Amy with a tattoo on her upper left arm last weekend and she only asked for $150 on top of the house fee. BBBJ was quick and no CIM.

Yeah I want to like this spa so bad but the standing water is a no go for me but they once in awhile.

Will have a real gem there.

[WBurton]

Her: Hello, how may I help you?

Me: Hi, can you tell me when Emily works?

Her: Yeah. (Silence).

Me: Yes, I was hoping to find out when Emily works?

Her: They are working. What time?

Me: No, I was looking to find out when Emily is working so I could come see her.

Her: Okay, bye-bye. (Click).

LOL. Anybody know?

Something is going on with her either sick or having issues with Spa owner. She has been off a lot lately so my logical guess from my last visit with her is that she might be sick she sprayed me like Rambo at the police station after our session and just said that should help. I said help with what and she smiled. I posted it a few weeks ago but unless someone has seen her lately I would say something is up with here.