Massage Parlor Reports

[Marko Ramius]

I think we are getting to a very bad place if we feel the need to give business advice to massage parlors. However well-intentioned it might be.

For myself, I prefer to stick to my role as a customer and leave it safely there.

[Twcaus]

Date & Time: 2/13 afternoon.

Height: About 5'1" _ Age: 25-30 _ Face: 8 _ Body: 8 _ Skill: 9 _ Service: GFE+.

Ever since Angela left the PNW, I have not visited Shanghai nor Good for a while; however, some recent reviews on Good peaked my interest in visiting the spa again. After seeing Winnie last week, I can confirm that she really is the BBBJ+TUMA GOAT.

TLDR: Shower+BBBJ+DT _ TUMA _ Room _ DFK _ Stand TUMA _ Back Massage _ Catbath _ TUMA _ Flip _ BBBJ+DT _ TUMA _ DT+PM _ 69+PM _ Stand BBBJ+DT _ Cover _ ACG _ Stand Mish _ Stand K9 _ Uncover _ Stand BBBJ+DT+PM _ DT+CIM _ Cleanup.

My oh my, TUMA in the shower, TUMA standing up, TUMA from behind, TUMA in 69, and did I mention TUMA? Winnie is definitely the service queen that I have been looking for! While I am a TUMA guy, I had to admit that Winnie's BBBJ+DT skill is on a whole different level, even when compared to A+A. Her DT was simply unbelievable and I felt like her throat was squeezing the tip of my junior! On top of that, Winnie should trademark her prostate BBBJ because I almost came even before the main course. Last but not the least, Winnie's DT+CIM finish had my legs shaking as I was pulsating my last drop down her mouth; BBBJ G. O. A. T. No doubt!

On a side note, when I entered the spa, Alyssa was there and recognized me right away. She was surprised to see me again and asked why I haven't visit them for a while. Since the spa was empty at the time and no other mongers were there, thus Alyssa let me checked out all three girls one by one. Originally it was Hatti's turn and as we were getting undressed, Alyssa suddenly came in to the room apologetically stating that Hatti already had an appointment in 10 minutes and brought in Winnie for me instead. Not complaining that I was baited and switched, but just wanting to point out that Alyssa does honor appointments.

Overall, Winnie should be your go-to choice if you are looking for an amazing BBBJ or an unforgettable TUMA session; these two alone are already worth the hour fee+tip and even better than some of the CFS sessions I have had elsewhere. As I was leaving the spa, Alyssa, Hatti, and Candy all came to "kiss" goodbye. Looking at Good's line-up for this month, I think my accountant will be calling me soon. LOL.

[AmpluckyCat]

I agree that guys will and do flake on appointments. I also agree that if you have a scheduled appointment, and you don't arrive with +/- 5 minutes of that appointment, you loose your spot. By the same token, with proper scheduling, you should be told that your requested appointment time isn't available, and be given the next available time slot. And, of course, as I have stated before, if you show up and it's busy without an appointment, you can either wait, leave, or make an appointment and come back later; appointments should always have priority.

So much discussion on this. What I think needs to be said is that many people who scheduled will flake. They know this, so while they try to honor appointments, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush. If you're dead set on scheduling IMO you need to show up 10 minutes beforehand and still expect to wait. Not really different from a busy restaurant where all a reservation does when they're packed is give you priority over those without a reservation.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

So much discussion on this. What I think needs to be said is that many people who scheduled will flake. They know this, so while they try to honor appointments, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush. If you're dead set on scheduling IMO you need to show up 10 minutes beforehand and still expect to wait. Not really different from a busy restaurant where all a reservation does when they're packed is give you priority over those without a reservation.

If the MMS and whomever else answers the phones would block the flakes I'd imagine it would help. But I can also see how the coordination to find out who shows up and who doesn't could become very difficult with how slammed some of the shops get. I've got good faith that Alyssa figures something decent out.

[BananaBandit]

So much discussion on this. What I think needs to be said is that many people who scheduled will flake. They know this, so while they try to honor appointments, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush. If you're dead set on scheduling IMO you need to show up 10 minutes beforehand and still expect to wait. Not really different from a busy restaurant where all a reservation does when they're packed is give you priority over those without a reservation.

[AussieFury]

Went to visit Candy at Good yesterday. Made an appt because I was worried it would be crowded.

Great session with Candy. Jumped in the shower together, BBBJ preview and proper scrubbing. Back in the room she really does a nice nude massage and awesome extras after. Tiny little curvy hottie who loves it slow soft and hard fast.

Doorbell rang once, and one of the other girls answered. Dude left because he didn't have cash (WTF?). Otherwise uninterrupted and unrushed. Nice post nude scalp massage with tits in my face.

Maybe it's busy later in the day. I always check Google Maps to see busy times for any business.

Texted Alyssa this morning to maybe see Winnie to complete the set. She says they haven't had a single visitor today.

Alyssa told me she reads this thread and is "making changes. " I have no clue what that means tho.

[Shogun Hua]

Yuki from One Spa will be heading down to Good at the beginning of the month. You can see her reviews on the Everett forum.

[AmpluckyCat]

I absolutely agree that the motivation for the individual providers is to make as much money as fast as possible. But, for the management, they can provide guidance to the ladies on what practices are acceptable or not. From a management perspective, their goal should be to build a rotating and returning client base. At the end of the day, the AMPs reputation is built on the quality of the service of the ladies. Let's face it, there is no loyalty to a physical location for most of us, but we do expect a certain level of services from the AMP at that physical location. Certain mongers do a propensity to frequent certain establishments simply based on proximity. I'll admit that I'm guilty of this as well, since I tend to stay in Lynnwood when I'm working in Seattle. I tend to frequent Shanghai & One because they have multiple providers that I'm trying to see during my visits, and Good falls into that rotation generally after I've seen all of what the other two have to offer. I do my best to relay the level of service that I received, but I do realize that this won't necessarily translate across every customer. And, I have no issues calling out a provider that provided subpar services; not that I expect this to affect whether or not anyone else will visit said provider.

I hear you man. But most of these women are not here for a career. They are here to get as much cash as they can as fast as they can. Also with Seattle Techies who have no game paying HUGE donations for lackluster service and then leaving raving reviews. What is the motivation to work harder or build a client base? It is, to a large extent our fault that we have allowed (or even celebrated) this behaviour. In some ways they are foolish and not thinking about the bigger picture and in other ways. They are doing exactly that. Doing the least amount of work (looks, cleanliness, service, being organized) for insanely huge hourly rates (tax free) and a fullish schedule. They are not the ones that need a lesson in economics.

[GoaThillBilly]

I hear you man. But most of these women are not here for a career. They are here to get as much cash as they can as fast as they can. Also with Seattle Techies who have no game paying HUGE donations for lackluster service and then leaving raving reviews. What is the motivation to work harder or build a client base? It is, to a large extent our fault that we have allowed (or even celebrated) this behaviour. In some ways they are foolish and not thinking about the bigger picture and in other ways. They are doing exactly that. Doing the least amount of work (looks, cleanliness, service, being organized) for insanely huge hourly rates (tax free) and a fullish schedule. They are not the ones that need a lesson in economics.

Strongly agree, I will never make an appointment as IMHO it's pretty much a waste of time. They will take the customer that is there versus the one that may or may not show up. As you said, they don't really care as they are getting paid very well either way. The problem is that the supply is not keeping up with the demand, hopefully that will improve as many move away from TNA providers and their mostly high rates and poor service. There are way too many grannies still working in the vast amount of spas out there, some are into that as a fetish, but most are not. Give the people what they want. But of course it could be way worse, just on the news today, 5 AMPs were shut down in CDA Idaho due to reports of "Inappropriate touching".

[GeniusCasanova]

It's good to see the truth coming out more and more frequently about these places. We're almost getting as much truth as we are fluff these days! Keep it coming gentlemen!

I first reported about the Shanghai bait and switch BS over a year ago now. And not a single simp review has even tempted me to return. If you have the money to partake 2-3 times per week you should probably just use those dollars to do your own due diligence with places that aren't put on blast like Good / Tokyo / Shanghai / One.

Massage places are on every fucking corner in every strip mall and every neighborhood in Western Wa. And there are plenty of gems. Damn sex addicts.

I'm not trying to throw shade on Good or any individual, but I am going to point out that there needs to be improvement with their scheduling / scheduler and keeping appointments. Especially if I am hygienic, punctual, charismatic, proactive on communication and bringing enough dough. Did I cover all the things that mongers blame other mongers for ruining their own appointments?

I love the place, and the providers usually do their best to accommodate, and they have a wonderful rotation usually! But they've consistently messed up appointments and attempted (or successfully) to bait and switched me. I gave a lot of grace. Girls saying they are so and so, saying to come in now, so and so is ready but not getting the person, and saying this person is still assigned here, come in and them not being there is not ok. Especially if they've consistently done it for a month.

And this is fine. I just won't patronize it for a while, freeing it up for you lovely gentlemen. I always eventually come back. So hopefully the service improves, and not just the "in the room" service.

[Legendaddy]

Have any of you been to Graton Massage Spa recently? What's the current lineup and how's the service?

[DrtyHarry]

I've talked to them on several occasions about how they handle their busy times. My suggestion was that their focus should be on cultivating return customers instead of focusing on making fast money right now. But, since the ladies are constantly rotating, there's always a new face to keep clients coming back. I also suggested putting a sign or something similar on the door if all the ladies are busy to indicate when the next appointment is available, or call the number to schedule an appointment. The whole point is not to interrupt a session to answer the door. I think most of us will understand if all the ladies are busy and would certainly appreciate them not leaving the run during our sessions. And, if a lady has an appointment, she should be available at that appointment time. I know these ladies can put down 10 - 12 clients a day, and I don't really care if I see another monger coming or going at the same time as I am. But, I don't really want is to see or hear my provider finished getting railed and then immediately comes to service me. I, at least, want the illusion that she is "fresh". So, yeah, I can agree with the advantage of going to the agencies.

I hear you man. But most of these women are not here for a career. They are here to get as much cash as they can as fast as they can. Also with Seattle Techies who have no game paying HUGE donations for lackluster service and then leaving raving reviews. What is the motivation to work harder or build a client base? It is, to a large extent our fault that we have allowed (or even celebrated) this behaviour. In some ways they are foolish and not thinking about the bigger picture and in other ways. They are doing exactly that. Doing the least amount of work (looks, cleanliness, service, being organized) for insanely huge hourly rates (tax free) and a fullish schedule. They are not the ones that need a lesson in economics.

[DamianDono]

I hate to have to say it but a lot of the variation guys get between sessions might just come down to chemistry. Some of these girls are just going to like some guys better. Looks, attitude, playfulness. It's just going to work better for some guys, just like real life *shrug".

[VillageRat]

It's good to see the truth coming out more and more frequently about these places. We're almost getting as much truth as we are fluff these days! Keep it coming gentlemen!

I first reported about the Shanghai bait and switch BS over a year ago now. And not a single simp review has even tempted me to return. If you have the money to partake 2-3 times per week you should probably just use those dollars to do your own due diligence with places that aren't put on blast like Good / Tokyo / Shanghai / One.

Massage places are on every fucking corner in every strip mall and every neighborhood in Western Wa. And there are plenty of gems. Damn sex addicts.

Exactly, how's the hygiene in BTW sessions, was it more of a "taste him"? Can put up one or two rushed appts; if I cut my time short and did them a favor so they max $, I expect next visit they reciprocate the "special boys club" awesome exp, still waiting.

[AmpluckyCat]

I've talked to them on several occasions about how they handle their busy times. My suggestion was that their focus should be on cultivating return customers instead of focusing on making fast money right now. But, since the ladies are constantly rotating, there's always a new face to keep clients coming back. I also suggested putting a sign or something similar on the door if all the ladies are busy to indicate when the next appointment is available, or call the number to schedule an appointment. The whole point is not to interrupt a session to answer the door. I think most of us will understand if all the ladies are busy and would certainly appreciate them not leaving the run during our sessions. And, if a lady has an appointment, she should be available at that appointment time. I know these ladies can put down 10 - 12 clients a day, and I don't really care if I see another monger coming or going at the same time as I am. But, I don't really want is to see or hear my provider finished getting railed and then immediately comes to service me. I, at least, want the illusion that she is "fresh". So, yeah, I can agree with the advantage of going to the agencies.

I use to frequent this place when Angela / Alyssa was providing. It wasn't as busy as it is now, where there is constant ringing and you actually get the full time. I've stopped coming because of how busy it is now, but gave it another shot because of recent reviews of Hatti. I always make an appointment to make sure I don't have to wait and text them to make sure it's not busy. When I showed up it was very busy and I still had to wait even though I made an appointment. They even tried to bait and switch me, but I told them I would wait because I've already made the drive here. I should have just left to be honest. Session was rushed and not as good as before. I think I will stick to agencies where I don't get interruptions and have to wait for my turn despite making an appointment. Also will get my full time and I won't have to see mongers on the way in and out.