Massage Parlor Reports

[MixedPlate89]

I stopped by this morning to check it out. The back fence was locked shut and the front entrance on the street said go to the back. Guess they hadn't open yet so I left to find Momo over at candy.

Came back and hr later, with my both wallet and balls both feeling lighter and drained. The back gate was open now and I rang the doorbell. Someone cracked open the door and waved for me to come in. She looked not back, maybe mid 30's and wearing a long t shirt. I was already drained from the last place so only made small talk before leaving. I didn't get her name but she looked pretty good.

Parking there is pretty sketchy. Maybe find a spot at the dollar store or liquor store and walk over.

Nice. Yeah going to have to try MoMo as I linked up with Lisa & posted my experience at candy. Yeah I'll check out the Azure for sure 👍127997;. I go to these places via public transportation so I'm good on the parking aspect. Thanks for the review.

[MixedPlate89]

Sup fellas, so I must say the reports on Candy mostly seem to be solid or accurate other than the price which most said 2 bills for everything. However, for me I was looking at $270 which is okay either way factoring in tips etc. Anyway, I had the choice between Vivi, MoMo & Lisa. The shop sent me photos of the girls which appeared to be slightly enhanced. However, MoMo actually did look like the captured photo they sent me in person. I'll likely go back for MoMo to clap her cheeks & what not. However, I ain't into fare skin women. I prefer chicks with tanned / darker skin just my preference but poonani is poonani & if the broad is a 6 & up in looks she can get the D.

Moreover, I am not one of them cats that's into fake breastacies personally. Aesthetically, sure it looks good in clothes but when a broad gets naked & the feel of that shit esp if her body ain't proportional to the titty meat she has than it looks unattractive to me personally. I ain't trying to feel hard tits either & prefer natural broads in general. That's just my perspective. For ya'll who do cool, do you 👍127997;.

Anyway, I slightly digressed so yeah. I went recently after confirming via text of how busy it was & if Lisa was available. So I arrived & I was dressed fresh with my dope sneakers, smelling good & overall looking like the stud muffin I am (I'm confident in my shit & self validated so belief in yourself fellas is vital cause broads can sense that shit off rip so ALWAYS maintain confidence in yourself even if you're not as physically attractive or in shape as you'd like to be. Confidence goes a long way fellas & enhances the overall experience with chicks.) So I arrived & the area is interesting being it's off the main road at the location. I've seen mostly older dudes LOL coming & going which was interesting, but shit everybody got to eat you feel me. Everybody needs poonani from time to time, is what it is LOL. They had a camera on their door & curtains etc to the windows. I entered & Lisa & MoMo & the older lady likely owner of the shop met me when I entered. Before I can even take off my coat lmao 🤣 Lisa & MoMo was feelin up on me & complimenting my looks overall & both were grabbing my Johnson & ass LOL 😂 I'm like damn LOL 😂 hahaha shit it's really like that than? Hmm 🤔.

But anyway, both Lisa & MoMo lead me back. Although, I was there for Lisa, MoMo was really feeling me LOL. Very handsy & kissing me & shit on my lips & face while grabbing my Johnson. Both were kinda competing for my attention LOL 😂 shit was funny to me but also cool. Lisa in looks to me is a 7. Nice solid body with B to small C cup breastasies. Nice tan & nice hair. Pretty face & nice medium sized lips which I like on women. MoMo facially was solid about a 6-7 as well but not much of an ass & big fake breastasies, about a D or so in cup size & long legs, big eyes. At this pt MoMo sat on my lap & Lisa LOL was kissing my neck & rubbing me LOL 😂 I'm like shit aye man this king shit I'm with it LOL. Anyway, at some pt I waited in a little side room for like 5 minutes. Lisa got done up for me before I got a massage by her. She wore sexy black lingerie which her breastasies looking super perky & nice & her hair done nicely & at this pt my Johnson was erected end to end LOL & she noticed that cause the champ is packing PAUSE but just being real with it. Idgas if cats believe my report. I'm not here to convince people. I'm self validated so ya'll can take it or leave it but I have no reason to lie about shit & if any of ya'll ever met me in person with my upbringing & all I have zero tolerance for BS & I have no fake bone in my body so I'm a realist overall so I keep it a stack 💯 only way I do life.

So Lisa proceeds to make out with me & was really into me LOL & overall the experience. Stroking my Johnson through my pants & all & kept complimenting me saying how big I was & she was moaning in my ear & licking it. She's a little hottie for sure. So she undressed me & as my clothes are being removed she's kissing & licking my body LOL from head to feet & I'm like shit LOL this broad is really feeling me LOL. Ngl, this was by far my best experience other than at Kai Yuan in Hillsboro my second favorite place which I highly recommend fellas. Anyway, Candy I will say lives up to reviews & it's reputation which I thought was 🧢 ngl, but to my surprise the reviews her are mostly on pt. Furthermore, Lisa in her broken English was telling me I want Boom boom with you honey LOL 😂. "Boom," "Boom," seems to be the code for sex LOL amongst these AMP's LOL 😂 that term sounds goofy & funny but whatever. So we was fucking around before the massage in terms of some four play & all which I got an hour & she said $270 for everything I said cool. I only had $220 but I cash app her $50 so that's cool cause most try to charge $300 or more & if she charged $300 I would of still went through with it but I won't go pass that unless the broad is a 9-10.

Anyway, I'm highly skilled with my hands & overall sex game. The broad busted before I can ever put my Johnson in her LOL 3 times. She hella moist for me like I can smell her & see her dripping LOL & glistening through her lingerie. She's a squirter LOL. Her shit got all over my hand & fingers as I was stimulating her poonani lips & clit plus touching her sensually & nibbling on her ear a little while telling her I'm going to dominant her. She was hella turned on. She asked me if I wanted to fuck right than & there than get the massage or get the massage than fuck after. I chose the massage to keep her anticipation built up. Women are like a thermometer. You got to build up the temp till that shit overheats & is hot than boom she BUSTING with the quickness. Anyway, so as I'm getting a massage she is rubbing her body against my & her hips hella erected LOL 😂 and she was moaning nonstop & shaky cause she was horny asf for me.

Lisa, as she got on the table & rubbed her body up against mine, I felt her pussy Juices dripping all over my body LOL 😂 her massage was decent & not shitty so it wasn't bad so I got a full body massage for 30 plus minutes. There is a massage table to the left of a bed LOL. Massage table was comfortable & the bed. The shop was built like a house LOL so it was cool. So after the massage, Lisa grabbed my Johnson while using her other hand to rub my balls & kelt remarking of how big I was & all & she lead me to the bed. I got my condom out of my jacket near the bed. While I was doing that she started to forcefully give me fellatio & choke on my Johnson which was hot asf. Her little pretty mouth couldn't take it but she really was trying to not scratch me with her teeth but yeah 👍127997; she was a trooper. I'm packing so yeah I likely rearranged her jaw a little LOL 😂 is what it is. So she went HAM on my shit for a good 6 minutes without stopping. I like broads who like love to give head.

Lisa was really into giving me head & kept moaning & drooling on my shit as it was a sloppy BJ which I love who wouldn't right? So yeah she was just saying OMG honey I love your cock all that shit & what not. While she was blowing me I told her to turn sideways so I can reach her poonani / clit so I can pleasure her as well while she's blowing me cause I get hard off of getting a chick off with foreplay. She busted twice again so at this pt we at 5 times she busted or 4 times or so before I even put my Johnson in her. Her legs quivered on the last one & I was really into that shit. So she was breathing heavy LOL & she laid in missionary ready for me to fuck her. I took my time purposely to get my condom & put it on LOL which built up her anticipation even more so she rushed me LOL just like I wanted & than she got the condom for me & pushed me onto the bed & used her mouth to put on the condom.

After the condom was on, she got into missionary. I than stood up & grabbed her by the legs & pulled her forcefully towards me which turned her on. I than kissed her body & sucked on her tits while rubbing my head on her clit in circular motions which made her bust again & she squirted all over my belly & mid section LOL 😂 shit was messy but I wouldn't have it any other way. The broad came at least 10 times swear on my life. After teasing her & building up the anticipation I made her beg for my Johnson to put it in her as she told me honey give me your cock I want your big cock in me now. My shit was hard end to end & I teased her again LOL by acting like I was going to put it in & put it slightly in as she moaned loud LOL & once that was let out I put my Johnson fully in & proceeded to fuck the shit out of this little *****.

I hit that shit for a good 16-19 minutes without busting cause I have good stamina & technique on not to prematurely bust. So yeah I took her legs nibbled on her right leg when I had her legs up on my shoulders to an inverted missionary position while I was hitting it deep & she busted in 47 secs LOL 😂 my Johnson came out cause she squirted again & was like OMG honey so fucking good ahh type of shit. Honey must be they thing LOL cause they say that a lot LOL 😂 anyway so I destroyed her on the bed, picked her up in missionary & fucked the shit out of her while she held onto my neck to balance & came again. I than moved over to the massage table across the bed & fucked her in doggy where she was at the edge of the massage table.

I than stood her up & fucked her in standing doggy. And we went from place to place, position to position. I was on pt during this session. So we finished up fucking cause she wanted to get me off & make me bust so I took off the condom & she got on her knees & she gave me hardcore head & jerked me & than after I went to bed laid down & she tried to make me cream, but got tired LOL & she was like cum for me honey I want your load in my mouth so I jerked off & sucked on her tits until I was about to bust she puts her mouth on my Johnson & I cream inside of her mouth & that shit dripped from her mouth tab she cleaned me up nicely with her mouth & wiped me down. Only thing is I need to tell the shops that I'm going to clean my shit cause the body wipes make your shit sting so I'm not with that LOL.

Anyway, she laid next to me & was exhausted & breathing heavily & was like OMG honey you're so good I love your big cock you make me feel amazing type of shit. She made out with me & said please come again. She said I lasted longer than most guys. She was smiling ear to ear & all & was very pleased. She helped me get dressed & then left the room to get me water & a towel to wipe my sweat. This chick LOL wiped my sweat off of me LOL giving me king treatment LOL & opened my bottle of water for me & feed me water LOL 😂 I'm like shit man that post nut clarity for her LOL cause she was in heaven LOL 😂 but yeah. So I go to the restroom to take a piss after getting dressed & freshened up a little & used some cologne I had in my jacket then I came out & MoMo gives me a hug & starts kissing up on me & her & Lisa talking in mandarin about me & Momo holding me impeding my progress to leave LOL 😂 I'm like damn LOL & kissing me & feeling up on me & all. I had enough stamina to go another round fellas LOL but I'm like shit after 16-19 minutes needed a little breather like 5 min break LOL than go again but I'm like I have some place to be LOL.

So MoMo attached to me was like honey you must come see me next time. Grabbing my Johnson & ass & kissing me on lips & neck. They complimented my hair as well cause like I have a spikey mini fro like a burst fade. Yall brothas on this thread & cats who know what that is know what I'm talking about for the cut & how it looks but yeah. It was a great experience & my favorite so far. Definitely will go back for MoMo shit maybe Lisa again for my bday, but we'll see. Definitely a place on reviews that lived up to its reputation. Highly recommend fellas.

[Urlboffer]

I agree Vivi is short and attractive.

+1. I saw her when I went to Candy looking for (shaven) Sa Sa, and drew Vivi instead. Can't say I was disappointed. Cute, tiny and enthusiastic, as well as vocal. Really nice, squeezable tits that, if they weren't real, they were some fantastic augmentation.

[Anon4444]

Went looking for Momo but she was busy of course. Didn't try waiting for her as other girl vivi caught my eye. Young and natural. Was a great time. Would recommend vivi, but she's only around another week she says. Only downside is she did not seem interested in DFK and I don't try to force things if they don't seem into it.

[Urlboffer]

Momo is back and she definitely lives up to her reputation.

. 7 to the house for the hr and 1.1 tip to momo. 1. 8 total.

Wow, what a bargain! I've been visiting there for 1/2 hr. With 2 Benjamins all up (so, 1. 4 "tip" Oh, well, they're both pretty good rates.

[OneOne9]

Momo is back and she definitely lives up to her reputation.

I stopped in first thing this morning to check out the rumors and I was already 3rd in line. Lisa answered the door and said Annie was away and Momo was busy. I was about to walk but the boss lady yoyo came out and pulled me back and said she would massage me for free since since she see's me there so much.

I was interested in "free" so followed her back. Turns out she meant she would massage me until momo was available. I told her I already saw Annie and Lisa and wanted to try momo for the first time. Turns out Annie is in LA to get enhanced and will be back in about a month. She gave me a very good and firm should and back rub and we chit chatted for about 10-15 until momo came I normally like to be in and out in 30 but opted for the hr to see what the hype was about. I was going to get ready to go straight to the fun stuff but momo insisted on starting with the massage and lots of teasing and new tricks I haven't seen from others. Yes the vibrator and ass stuff was offered and I gave it a shot but its not really my thing. I was sore from the gym so the actual massage felt nice.

Good nude glides, lots of mouth play and she used alot of lube / oil. She looks great, tall, firm and fit and huge firm bolt ons. On closer inspection you can see a very faint c section line at her belly tattoo but her belly is very tight and a even some light abs going on. A large hair Bush that passed the smell test and looks great in 69. ABCDATY69 BBBJK9 mish. She laid around with me for a bit after, before walking me to the shower both naked and cleaning us both up. I normally opt out of this part but it was pretty nice to lather up, rinse off and leave clean considering how much oil she used. . 7 to the house for the hr and 1.1 tip to momo. 1. 8 total.

How long was her hair?

[Pdx503]

On SE Powell Blvd, across the street from octapharma plasma. Haven't been there but typed in on google, "Azure Massage Spa," & it popped up LOL cause you can't just put Azure spa LOL & weird but yeah. Based on reviews I might have to check it out but we'll see. If you go post a review about your experience.

I stopped by this morning to check it out. The back fence was locked shut and the front entrance on the street said go to the back. Guess they hadn't open yet so I left to find Momo over at candy.

Came back and hr later, with my both wallet and balls both feeling lighter and drained. The back gate was open now and I rang the doorbell. Someone cracked open the door and waved for me to come in. She looked not back, maybe mid 30's and wearing a long t shirt. I was already drained from the last place so only made small talk before leaving. I didn't get her name but she looked pretty good.

Parking there is pretty sketchy. Maybe find a spot at the dollar store or liquor store and walk over.

[Pdx503]

Momo is back and she definitely lives up to her reputation.

I stopped in first thing this morning to check out the rumors and I was already 3rd in line. Lisa answered the door and said Annie was away and Momo was busy. I was about to walk but the boss lady yoyo came out and pulled me back and said she would massage me for free since since she see's me there so much.

I was interested in "free" so followed her back. Turns out she meant she would massage me until momo was available. I told her I already saw Annie and Lisa and wanted to try momo for the first time. Turns out Annie is in LA to get enhanced and will be back in about a month. She gave me a very good and firm should and back rub and we chit chatted for about 10-15 until momo came in.

I normally like to be in and out in 30 but opted for the hr to see what the hype was about. I was going to get ready to go straight to the fun stuff but momo insisted on starting with the massage and lots of teasing and new tricks I haven't seen from others. Yes the vibrator and ass stuff was offered and I gave it a shot but its not really my thing. I was sore from the gym so the actual massage felt nice.

Good nude glides, lots of mouth play and she used alot of lube / oil. She looks great, tall, firm and fit and huge firm bolt ons. On closer inspection you can see a very faint c section line at her belly tattoo but her belly is very tight and a even some light abs going on. A large hair Bush that passed the smell test and looks great in 69. ABCDATY69 BBBJK9 mish. She laid around with me for a bit after, before walking me to the shower both naked and cleaning us both up. I normally opt out of this part but it was pretty nice to lather up, rinse off and leave clean considering how much oil she used. . 7 to the house for the hr and 1.1 tip to momo. 1. 8 total.

[MixedPlate89]

Where is this place located? Thanks.

On SE Powell Blvd, across the street from octapharma plasma. Haven't been there but typed in on google, "Azure Massage Spa," & it popped up LOL cause you can't just put Azure spa LOL & weird but yeah. Based on reviews I might have to check it out but we'll see. If you go post a review about your experience.

[Pdx503]

If you look on your keyboard, boy is a likely typo for "not". My guess is they meant "not horrible looking".

If he wanted hire a good looking boy, he's going to have to go to Thailand for that.

[Zippy69]

Help me understand. The girl was "horrible looking" so you decided to *go ahead* with it?

And, apparently, you're surprised that it was a subpar experience??

I'm sorry, but this sounds like "reverse shilling" . A hatchet job of sorts.

He said "boy" horrible looking. I think he meant "not" horrible looking. Maybe?

[ScottBot]

Help me understand. The girl was "horrible looking" so you decided to *go ahead* with it?

And, apparently, you're surprised that it was a subpar experience??

I'm sorry, but this sounds like "reverse shilling" . A hatchet job of sorts.

If you look on your keyboard, boy is a likely typo for "not". My guess is they meant "not horrible looking".

[ScottBot]

Help me understand. The girl was "horrible looking" so you decided to *go ahead* with it?

And, apparently, you're surprised that it was a subpar experience??

I'm sorry, but this sounds like "reverse shilling" . A hatchet job of sorts.

If you look on your keyboard, boy is a likely typo for "not". My guess is they meant "not horrible looking".

[Urlboffer]

Girl working there was older, but boy horrible looking so I took the plunge.

Help me understand. The girl was "horrible looking" so you decided to *go ahead* with it?

And, apparently, you're surprised that it was a subpar experience??

I'm sorry, but this sounds like "reverse shilling" . A hatchet job of sorts.

[Kinksty]

On King Road and Linwood in Milwaukie.

I've seen their ads on Skip and finally decided to peek inside. Peek was all I did. Place felt rundown, open the door and you're right in the main room, no 2 door system. One massage room to the left, a couch to the right and a shower curtain looking thing at the back. Lady popped out from behind the curtain. 40 something, mom jeans, t-shirt, white running shoes. Looked like a pudgy mom at the school pickup line. Nothing like the vibe you get from Love Spa or Sister Asian with their bodycon dresses and tits popping out.

I'm sure extras are available if they advertise on skip, but this is not the place I want to get those when there are better options to be had.

I left before I even got both feet in the door.