Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 02-20-25 13:02

Originally Posted by Fatonius [View Original Post]

Always drive by this place in West LA but never gave it a try since I don't really like these types of centers.

But, their website advertises both Asian and Latinas.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

I really do not like the location of this place. The strip mall here is nasty, it is so awful it seems like you are in California. There are AI software engineers experiencing homelessness wandering around.

I walked in and there was a mamasan who looked beat as the Lakers in the first round. Next to her was the tech of the day, who was plain meat. I just walked out. I seriously doubt that there will be Latinas here, it seems like this is just another Asian joint destined for aggressive mediocrity.

**Fatonius** · 02-19-25 23:21

Always drive by this place in West LA but never gave it a try since I don't really like these types of centers.

But, their website advertises both Asian and Latinas.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

**PriscillaM** · 02-19-25 20:16

Originally Posted by ImYours [View Original Post]

Anyone got any info on this place on Westwood? In the same strip mall as penguin's.

It's not even on RMaps. Looks. AMP legit.

I thought it was Goldmoon there is a girl there names coco who is as plain as a piece of white bread at a cracker barrel and as into it as clay Aiken in a thirty bar.

**PriscillaM** · 02-19-25 17:13

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

Imagine being salty about working from home hahahahaha.

Dude, I could work from home but do not. I choose to wipe my ass, shower, shave and engage with humanity. I have to deal with millennial drivers unable to use a turn signal, zoomers walking into traffic to pick up food to each at their shitbox apartments for a Netflix and chill evening, and debate you fookers about whether a bush is mission critical.

So yeah, I am salty.

**Im Yours** · 02-19-25 17:01

Anyone got any info on this place on Westwood? In the same strip mall as penguin's.

It's not even on RMaps. Looks. AMP legit.

**OakOak22** · 02-19-25 15:48

Originally Posted by Gordito2 [View Original Post]

Just seen this place pop up on instagram and am curious.

Has anyone been to them? They are located in East LA off of Whittier and Atlantic.

Plan on checking it out but would like to know if anyone else had dabbled there.

Thank you all.

Have not but I'll head over and report back. Worst case I get a halfway decent massage and pick up some amazing guisado style tacos nearby.

**JohnHada** · 02-19-25 14:11

Has anyone seen the new girl Pink at TA?

Currently it's Lulu Pink and Jojo.

**OakOak22** · 02-19-25 13:20

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

That infernal bar next door is a real problem. Fucken millennials and zoomers wandering around. No good members of two useless generations. Last night I parked and was like I really do not want to walk by a bunch of work from home dudes with unkempt facial hair to get in and fuck Emma's tits until I nut on the apartments next door. As I hesitated, three scrawny kids in their early 20's went in in a three man formation. They looked like they just got out of tunnels in Rafah. You can go if you want. I will scope out RL for now.

Imagine being salty about working from home hahahahaha.

**Liwela2073** · 02-19-25 13:01

Originally Posted by FruitCake [View Original Post]

Did you notice any skinny, petite Latinas over there?

Lineup changes all the time. Last time I visited I more or less only saw curvy providers (in a good way) but no one particularly petite / skinny. There once upon a time was a skinny white girl named Sadie but I haven't seen her in ages.

**Gordito2** · 02-19-25 13:00

Just seen this place pop up on instagram and am curious.

Has anyone been to them? They are located in East LA off of Whittier and Atlantic.

Plan on checking it out but would like to know if anyone else had dabbled there.

Thank you all.

**RalphM** · 02-19-25 03:01

Originally Posted by Smokeweedeus [View Original Post]

Oh Wow Ralph, you recommend Vine Therapy & Smile Spa? I often wonder about them, office is in the area but never taken a gander. Are there any lookers on the staff?

No fuckin' clue. If you missed the originating post, I'll be visiting from LV.

I can direct you in this area, but have no clue about LA.

If you're willing to TOFFT and report back, awesome.

Otherwise, I'll have to wait until March when I'm working out there and test my luck, unless what Priscilla says is true.

**PriscillaM** · 02-18-25 22:38

Originally Posted by MassMe [View Original Post]

Is it in the place where Solmade market was? A new place that seems fun to explore. Should I go for it?

That infernal bar next door is a real problem. Fucken millennials and zoomers wandering around. No good members of two useless generations. Last night I parked and was like I really do not want to walk by a bunch of work from home dudes with unkempt facial hair to get in and fuck Emma's tits until I nut on the apartments next door. As I hesitated, three scrawny kids in their early 20's went in in a three man formation. They looked like they just got out of tunnels in Rafah. You can go if you want. I will scope out RL for now.

**Smokeweedeus** · 02-18-25 20:52

Originally Posted by RalphM [View Original Post]

So what you're saying is Vine Therapy isn't worth the 20 minute walk, and Smile Spa isn't worth the 30 minute walk?

Noted! LOL.

Or, is it more of a TOFFT situation?

Oh Wow Ralph, you recommend Vine Therapy & Smile Spa? I often wonder about them, office is in the area but never taken a gander. Are there any lookers on the staff?

**MassMe** · 02-18-25 19:49

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So now we have a new contender at happy massage in that dead end of a corner strip mall in culver shitty.

I went last night, but just was not in the mood, so I got a pizza to go from lenzini's.

This is a famous strip center. It is home to Ronnie's diner which makes panda express look like an attractive dining option. I have no idea how Ronnie's is still in business.

The dive bar next door is famous for being a shithole.

Lenzini's pizza is domino's level.

The sushi place has a grade lower than bronny.

What a perfect location.

Is it in the place where Solmade market was? A new place that seems fun to explore. Should I go for it?